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 BugOn

   Free to repost and edit.  (M/bug)

   Yeah, I know what your thinking, `wtf?" I was house sitting for my aunt
and uncle outside of Oroville, CA.  They have nice house in a creek canyon
with horses.  My vacation was to hang out at their beautiful place while
they spend a week in Hawaii.  Fair trade off.

   This week started off with temperatures above 100 degrees.  It's hot
early.

   One great thing about their place, no near by neighbors.  Gated
driveway, lots of trees...  Pure isolation if I wanted and I did.  Hell, I
could walk around naked all day and no one would see me.

   Well, that's what I started doing with it being so damn hot.

   I had two choices, stay inside to keep cool or hang out by the creek
with a cooler full of beer.  Easy choice there for this guy.

   The creek was about 150 yards from the house.  Must have been a sight to
see watching this naked guy carrying a big cooler and a beach chair down to
the creek.  OK, I wore a hat.

   11:00 AM, it's hot, I'm on vacation, it's time for a cold beer.  You got
to love vacations.
It was quite the turn on being naked in the wilderness.  I normally live

in the burbs.

   I sat there enjoying the scenery and drinking a beer.  Damn it was nice.
I started to get hot (and buzzed) so I waded into the creek.  It was still
pretty cold.  It felt like my balls were in shock and were trying to hide
behind my spleen.

   There was a large rock a few feet off shore, so I went over and sat on
it.  Nice contrast between the warm rock and the cold water on my legs.

   I sat there for a bit and notice hundreds of bugs around the water's
edge.  It was like a swarm of these lightly colored bugs.  I then noticed
that there were a lot around the water line of the rock I was sitting on.

   I splashed water on them and they flew off and then flew right back.  A
few landed on my leg.  I was just about to swat them thinking they were
mosquitoes or something.  Instead of biting me, they started doing what
looked like pushups.  Really fast pushups and I could feel their vibrations
through the hair on my legs and skin.

   This was trippy; never seen bugs like these before.  Looking all around
I could see these swarms of bugs all doing the vibrating pushups.  I then
noticed some mating.  That's it, it's a mating swarm.

   It was interesting watching them and more and more kept landing on me. I
scooted back a little on the rock so I can bend over to look at them
closer. That movement caused my balls to rest against the rock near the
water line.  Next thing I know there were like a dozen of them on my balls.


   Just before I was about to panic and splash them off, I felt their
vibrations.  Now they're all over my legs and balls.  I hated to admit it,
but it felt strangely nice.  More landed on my cock, so now I felt the
vibration on my legs, balls and now cock.

   This was really weird, I'm getting turned on by a bunch of bugs.  I
quickly looked around making sure no one was around, and then just watched.
My cock started growing and more landed on it.  A few landed on the head of
it creating the vibration sensation there.

   Damn, a hard on by bugs.  That's a first for this guy.  The sensation
was awesome.  It was like a tickling vibration in all of my sensitive areas
around my groin, and pre-cum started oozing from cock.  I leaned back,
closed my eyes and enjoyed the weird experience.

   Suddenly I felt something heavier land on the head of my cock.  I opened
my eyes and there was a butterfly.  There were quite a few butterflies,
bees and other insects on shore getting water since it was so hot.  I
didn't expect this though.

   Now I feel this tickling sensation in my piss hole.  Leaned to the side
to see what that buttery fly was doing, and it had its long tongue dipping
in my pre-cum.  Maybe it was after the salt.  Its long tongue dipped down
into my piss hole a few times, and I mean it had a long tongue going down
there.  It was like tickling the inside of my cock head.

   I needed to jerk off really bad now.  This tickling and vibration was
driving me nuts, but I didn't want it to stop.  The butterfly finally flew
off, and I calmed down a little.  I closed my eyes again to enjoy the
pushup bugs.  A few moments later, I felt another heavier bug land on the
head of my cock.  I kept my eyes closed and waited for the tickle.

   There was the feeling again in my piss hole area.  Then I noticed that
the feeling of the butterfly legs were different.  It wasn't that feather
touch, and the tickling was definitely different.

   I opened my eyes and about had a heart attack.  The biggest black wasp
that I have ever seen is now on my dick.  It's almost as long as my pinky
with metallic blue wings.  I froze, but also twitched my cock
involuntarily. The wasp buzzed its wings then settled down again to drink
my salty pre-cum.

   The last thing I wanted was that big fucker stinging my cock.  The
little bugs flew off except for the ones on my legs and balls.  It seemed
like forever feeling that wasp on my dick.  I can feel its big head sucking
my pre-cum.  Its ass end with a big ass stinger was throbbing, while its
front legs kept sliding and moving on me.

   I am sitting there in shock watching this wasp.  Why I didn't lose my
erection, I don't know.  Might have been a good thing I didn't because I
can picture my cock shrinking with my foreskins trapping its legs then
stinging the shit out of me.

   That giant wasp finally flew off and I flew off that rock into the
creek. After chilling out in the creek, I got out and sat in my chair to
finish my beer.  I got pretty drunk after that near dick slapping.

   Luckily the rest of the week didn't involve a black wasp, but the cute
neighbor instead.  I'll save that for another time.
   NaughtyHughy