Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Title: Red's Moemon Adventure Part: Chapter 01 Author: Moe Overload Keywords: mf ff nosex teen tent Summary: Three teens set out an adventure catch every Pokemon, but all of the Pokemon are cute girls. Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, I'm not making a profit off of this. Besides, these are moemon, not Pokemon. The characters belong to Game Freak and Nintendo, the story belongs to me. If you run a collection on asstr.org (or are mirrored on asstr.org), feel free to post a copy of this on your collection, but do send me a courtesy email at moemon.overload@gmail.com. If you want a copy of this on your site, but you don't meet the above criteria, send me an email, and I'll most likely grant you permission. Author's Note: I'd like to thank Game Freak for making Pokemon, some Japanese fans for figuring out that they could make them even cuter by drawing them as little girls, fans of those drawings that made it into a game, and the fans of that game that translated it into English. Also, to Espeon of Shadows for writing a story about moemon http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6519242/1/ . I enjoyed it, but I found the sex scenes uninspiring. I've done my best to avoid reusing any of his plot points and characterizations (although I will likely slip up at some point, sorry), except for Leaf. She is heavily inspired by his early version of Leaf. I was disappointed with how her character changed throughout Espeon's story, so I've taken a stab at doing it myself. I mention "third impact" throughout this story, if you have seen Neon Genesis Evangelion, you'll understand this. If you haven't, please just assume that it is some generic (preferably magical) apocalypse, you will only miss out on one reference. If you would like a visual of the moemon, take a look here, warning 5MB /files/Authors/Moe_Overload/The%20Characters.jpg This chapter contains no sex, but there will be some in the next chapter (if I get around to it). I seem to have taken up more of your time than I intended with this note. Without further adieu, please enjoy this story. _________________________ Leaf and Red sat under a tree, eating lunch. A slight breeze blew the warm June air around the two. They had just gotten out of class at Viridian City High School. Red, wearing jeans, a black t-shirt with a red and white vest, and his trademark red cap, was eating some peas, a carrot, and a few strawberries for lunch. Leaf was sitting next to him, wearing a red skirt and a light blue tank top; a white bucket hat covered her long, light brown hair. Her lunch consisted of a much less unusual sandwich. Finishing her sandwich, Leaf ended the companionable silence, "Just two more hours until school's done for the year." Red replied, "As far as I'm concerned, it'll be done, period. I'm not coming back after summer. Are you?" "Of course not, I meant for the other kids. It's not like they actually taught us anything here. Between us always having to slow down so Seth wouldn't get left behind, and Ms. Beavers telling us how everything in the textbooks is wrong, it feels like we just wasted this entire year." "I know, it's like she's a vampire," joked Red, "but instead of sucking blood, she sucks brains!" Laughing, Leaf replied, "Wouldn't that make her a zombie?" "No, zombies just eat brains; Ms. Beavers is trying to suck all of the intelligence from our brains." "Go to school! Get more stupidest!" Dropping the pitch of her voice, Leaf continued, "Nope, nothing wrong with this picture, nothing at all." Chuckling, Red said, "If I knew school was going to be so bad this year, I wouldn't have gone this year. I'd probably stay home and help my mom. Then when we both turned 16 and got our moemon license, we could head out on our moemon adventure." "Oh Red, you're such a momma's boy," teased Leaf. "It's not that. It's just that ever since Dad died in that accident, she's done a lot for me, and if I helped her during the day, I wouldn't feel so bad about hanging out with you and Daisy in the afternoons." "I can't believe how well you get along with your mom, Red. When I'm with my parents we always end up arguing over something. I don't want to argue, I don't think my parents want to argue, but whatever happens, we always end up arguing." "You could try listening to your parents." "Please, I'm not a robot. Besides, we're leaving tomorrow, so it doesn't really matter anymore." "I can't wait until tomorrow. I'm so excited I can't hold it in!" "You're just excited because you're going to get to make pacts with a lot of moemon." "I'm excited for the adventure part," oblivious to Leaf's implied slight, Red continued, "but I'm really excited for the pact part, after all, it'll be my first time." "Ugh, men. Wait, 'your first time'?" "Well yeah. I mean you aren't exactly the most receptive to that idea," "There's an understatement." Leaf interjected. "And I don't even know how to bring this up with Daisy." "Two down, big deal, plenty more fish in the sea, right?" "Like who?" Leaf started listing off names "For starters there's Tabitha..." Red just stared at Leaf. "OK I won't joke about that, I wouldn't do that bitch in a million years. Other problems aside, at least you have a good taste in girls." "Which means Daisy." Leaf sighed, "That brainy beauty has managed to steal both of our hearts." "And she doesn't even realize it." After a short silence, Leaf spoke up, "You realize this means that we're rivals for Daisy's affection now, right?" "How do you know she's interested in girls?" Red asked. "How do you know she's interested in guys?" Leaf countered. "How do we know she's interested at all?" Red finished. After a much longer silence, Leaf spoke up, "We don't." Perking up, she continued, "Are you ready for tomorrow?" "Yup, I got everything packed last night. You?" Leaf nodded, "Of course. Wouldn't want to miss our going away party" "I think it's a little too small to be called a going away party. Professor Oak invited us over and is letting you spend the night at his house so we could start our adventure as soon as possible." "It's not the quantity of the guests that matters, it's the quality. Daisy will be there." "Of course she'll be there. It's her home. So technically she isn't a..." The lunch bell interrupted Red, signaling the end of lunch break. Leaf and Red ran back to the schoolhouse not wanting to be late. _________________________ With school over for the duo, they first went to Leaf's house. Leaf dropped her stuff off, grabbed an overnight bag, and told her parents that she'd grab the rest of her stuff tomorrow. Red and Leaf walked down the safe path from Viridian city to Pallet town. The safe path was really just a small trail that some trainer cleared out of Route 1, and foot traffic kept the grass from growing back. "Finally, I'm taking the first step to becoming a moemon master!" Red shouted. "That reminds me. You haven't told me why you want to become a moemon trainer." "I want to go on an adventure and see what else is out there. I don't want to spend the rest of my life in this little dump of a so called city. Nothing happens here. No one ever challenges the gym leader here, and he doesn't even do those stupid publicity matches that the other gym leaders are constantly running, so we don't even have hooligans to spice the place up." "In other words, your parents aren't too happy about the whole lesbian thing?" Leaf replied, "Yeah, I sorta let that slip on accident. But I do mean those other things. Nothing's really pulling me to go, but I don't want to be stuck here. And if you want to take on the Elite Four, you'll need someone to keep you on your toes." _________________________ The pair reached the end of Route 1 and entered Pallet Town. They made their way through the little town to the Oak residence. Opening the unlocked front door, Leaf yelled, "Daisy! We're here!" Daisy shouted back, "Hi Leaf! Hi Red! Come on up to my room!" The two teenagers went up to Daisy's room. There, Daisy was sitting at her computer working on something. "I'm almost done with these assignments Grandpa gave me, just give me a few minutes and we can hang out." Leaf lounged on Daisy's immaculately-made bed, and looked at the sandy blonde that she had set her heart on. <I'm really gonna miss her when we go off adventuring.> Red walked towards a bookshelf. He saw a stack of textbooks. "I still can't believe how far ahead you are. We wouldn't have gotten to those books for at least a year and a half. We'd have been almost out of school by then, even if we didn't decide to go on a moemon adventure." Daisy looked up from her computer, "Oh, I already finished those last year. Grandpa used some of his connections to let me take correspondence courses at the university. I just finished my first semester a few days ago." Astonished, Red responded, "Wow, that must take a lot of time!" "Not really. I usually get everything done by noon, and then I have chores. I'm usually done with everything before you two get back from school. I just had some things I needed to do around the house today, and I really wanted to get it done before you guys got here. That's why I'm doing this assignment now instead of this morning." Leaf spoke up, "I thought you said you were done for the semester?" Daisy answered, "I am, this is just something that Grandpa told me to do. Now let me get back to work." Red and Leaf spoke in unison, "Sorry." _________________________ 15 mostly quiet minutes later, Daisy finished what she was working on, and the three of them went outside. They walked around Pallet town. Red stopped by his house and dropped his school stuff off, and they continued to wander through Pallet Town. Red and Leaf talked about what they would miss. Daisy was quieter than usual. She would normally open up when she was alone with her friends, but right then she was acting like she was with a bunch of strangers. Red and Leaf noticed the anxious expression on Daisy's face. It looked like she wanted to tell them something, but couldn't get it out. Both Leaf and Red knew from experience that the best way to get Daisy to say what was on her mind was to leave her be, and she would eventually tell them what she was thinking about. Pressing the issue would only make her less likely to say what was on her mind. That knowledge didn't make the situation any less awkward for them. The trio's wandering eventually brought them back near the Oak residence. There, Daisy spotted Prof. Oak coming home from the university and ran towards him, "Hi Grandpa!" and she gave him a hug. "Hi sweetie. How was your day?" "I don't know. Did everything go through?" Oak chuckled, "Yes, everything went through without a problem." "Then my day was fantastic!" Leaf interrupted, "What's gotten you so excited?" Oak asked, "Oh, you haven't told them yet?" "No, I wanted to leave it a surprise until I was positive." Red said, "Come on, Daisy. What's this big surprise?" With all of her pent up anxiety bubbling out at once, Daisy shouted, "I'm going to go on a moemon adventure with you two!!" And in a meeker tone, "Y-you don't mind, do you?" Leaf yelled, "Yes!" Simultaneously Red yelled, "No!" The two looked at each other for a moment, Daisy was staring at both of them in confusion, and Oak looked on curiously. Leaf recovered first, "I think Red dropped his brain somewhere. Of course we'd love to have you with us." With a huge grin, Red chimes in, "I think Leaf left her brain at school because obviously we don't mind." Leaf groaned, Daisy covered her mouth, but a giggle still escaped her lips, and Oak let out a hearty laugh. Realizing something was off, Leaf asked, "Wait a minute, don't you have to be at least 16 to get a trainer's license?" "That's true, /normally/, but Grandpa pulled some strings and got one for me. Can you believe how many forms I had to fill out and how many letters I had to write?" With a pained expression, Oak added, "Trust me, not nearly as many as I had to. But we did have to convince them that this was important." "How'd you do that?" Red asked. "Aside from enough paperwork to depopulate a small forest, it was pretty easy. I just told them that Daisy is doing this as a research project for the university. Of course, it helped that that story is true. Can you believe that in the sixteen and a half years since third impact, no one has successfully compiled a list of all of the moemon? Not for lack of trying mind you. We tried setting up a wiki, but it got filled with rumors, speculation and vandalism. It wasn't even the slightest bit useful. We tried changing it to a moderated list. Accounting for repeats, we currently we have over 1000 different species of moemon reported. And do you know how many are confirmed? Fifteen. I'm guessing there's probably more like a hundred, but without any evidence, we can't do anything. We haven't been able convince the Moemon League to help us, and almost none of the trainers are willing to spend even a few days helping us. All they care about is competing in the league. Worst of all, the moemon are no help at all. Well, they're helpful when they're talking about themselves and their own species, but not about other species. Red, I know it's hard to imagine, but two months before you were born, no one in the world had ever heard of moemon. Then disaster struck. 90% of the world's population died in that apocalypse, and then these moemon appeared. But I don't need to be telling you this; you must have learned this in history class." Leaf spoke up, "Actually, we didn't. The teacher mumbled something about history being racist and sexist, and needing our own history to fight the patriarchy." "Oh my, I didn't realize public education had gotten that bad. Anyways, I'm sure you kids have better things to do than listen to me blabber on about third impact. Enjoy your last day before you start your adventure." Oak excused himself and went inside. Excitement audible in her voice, Leaf said, "Daisy, let's go get you packed." A big grin erupted on Daisy's face, "Oh, I already packed this morning. Even if the league was being too stupidly bureaucratic to let me go, I know Grandpa would have called in some favors and made it work. The research is too important for him. And ... I wouldn't be able to stand not being able to be with my only two friends for ages. Even if it was only two months until I could get my license normally, it'd be too long." tears started to roll down Daisy's cheeks. Red went up to Daisy and gave her an awkward hug, "We would have missed you too." he squeezed tighter, bringing Daisy into a proper embrace. Leaf came up from behind Daisy and also hugged her, sandwiching the smaller girl between the two people that had a major crush on her, "You mean a lot to us Daisy. I really mean it." Her fears assuaged, Daisy released a flood of tears on Red's vest, "Th-thank you." The three stayed in that embrace until Daisy's tears stopped flowing. Leaf restarted the conversation, "Let's go up to your room so we can talk about our plans for our adventure." On the way up to Daisy's room, Leaf quickly stepped into the bathroom and grabbed a hand towel. Daisy sat down on the edge of her bed which was no longer perfectly made, thanks to Leaf lounging on it earlier. Red took the desk chair and Leaf joined Daisy on the bed. Taking the towel in one hand and pushing Daisy back with the other, making her lie down on the bed, Leaf said, "First we need to dry off your face." When Leaf finished, the only sign that Daisy had cried earlier was a little red in her eyes. "Much better. Now I don't want to see that pretty face of yours crying again, OK?" Daisy nodded, blushing a little, "Okay." "It's great that the three of us are going out on a moemon adventure. I'm a little surprised though. I didn't know that you were into girls." Daisy looked at Leaf with eyes wide open and a confused look on her face, "What?" Leaf clarified, "If you're going to be catching a lot of moemon, you're going to have to make a lot of pacts." Daisy opened her mouth in a silent gasp, "I-I never thought about that part..." Red chimed in, "Well, do you like guys or girls?" Daisy gathered her thoughts for a moment. "I never really thought about it," she lied. "Grandpa gave me the talk a few years ago, but it was really awkward, and he glossed over everything. I know I want to get married and have children, I know I need a guy to do that, but I haven't thought about that too much, and I haven't really thought about how I feel about girls at all." "That shouldn't be too hard. First we need to figure out how you feel about guys and girls. I'll give you a kiss, and then you can tell us how it feels. Then Leaf will give you a kiss and you can tell us how that feels. O.K.?" Daisy's face appeared to be one giant blush, but she nodded yes. Red cupped Daisy's right cheek with his left hand, and moved in for a kiss. They lightly bumped noses, and both gave a nervous giggle. Red moved his face closer to Daisy's again, this time using his grip on her cheek to roll her head a little, so their noses didn't hit. He made contact with Daisy's lips, and gave her a short kiss, not much longer than a peck. Daisy pulled back, her blush starting to retreat, "That felt nice." "Ready for me?" Daisy nodded again. Just like Red, Leaf grabbed Daisy's right cheek with her left hand. Unlike Red, she didn't bump into Daisy's nose, and she held the kiss for a few seconds. Leaf eventually broke off the kiss and looked at Daisy; the blush had spread and again covered most of Daisy's face. "Wow, that was great." "Who would have guessed that mom's sappy romance novels would come in handy." Leaf joked. While taking a seat back on the bed, Leaf mouthed to Red, "I win." Turning back to Daisy, she said, "Great, you like kissing girls. Making a pact with a moemon is just like kissing a girl, but you need to kiss them somewhere else." Leaf continued in a sultry tone, "I could show you if you'd like." Daisy, in a slightly panicky voice, said, "No no. I'm sure I'll figure it out with a moemon when I need to." Red prevented an awkward silence from poisoning their conversation by changing topics, "We need to rethink our plans. Leaf and I were planning on going to Pewter city as fast as we could. That way I could get a feel for the gym there and Leaf could finally see the world past Viridian forest, but if Daisy needs to catch all of the moemon along the way..." Leaf interrupted Red, "I think I'll be doing the league challenge too." "Really? I thought you said it was a waste of time?" "I did, but seeing my recent victory against you, I think I can do anything better than you." Daisy mumbled, "I'm going to be slowing you two down, aren't I?" Leaf replied, "Maybe a little. But it's so much better to be going slow with you, than fast without you." With Daisy reassured, the trio continued planning the first day of their adventure. Soon Oak called them to dinner. The teens told the professor about their current plan for tomorrow, and Oak told them that he'd show them his three rare moemon in the morning and they could each have one. After dinner, the three soon-to-be-trainers went back to Daisy's room. Red asked, "Since you got your trainer's license, that must mean you have a Moegear to go with it, right?" Daisy replied, "Of course." "Great, that means we need to trade numbers." "Isn't that only supposed to work in cities?" "Yeah, but we'll be spending a lot of time in cities, and in between cities we can still make direct connections." Leaf added, "One time my parents got mad at me, so they blocked the phone function on my Moegear. They didn't know that it also had a direct connection, so they didn't block that. That's how Red and I would talk to each other when I was grounded. But the range is only about 200 ft., so Red had to be pretty close to my house for it to work." Daisy added Red's and Leaf's numbers, and Red and Leaf added Daisy's. They continued talking about less and less important things as the evening progressed. Eventually, Oak sent Red home, reminding him to meet them at 7 the next morning. Then, he told Leaf and Daisy to get ready to sleep. _________________________ At home, Red had some herbal tea with his mother. He told her about Daisy's surprise and how that changed his and Leaf's plans. But after a while Red's mother took over most of the conversation. She talked his ears off, giving him advice for his trip, hygiene, nutrition, sleeping habits, etc. Red was getting sleepy, from both the time and the tea, and his mother switched topics to his traveling companions. How as a young man it was his duty to look out for the girls, to always act like a gentleman around them, and to treat them like the young ladies that they were. Embarrassed at the topic at hand, Red excused himself, insisting that he needed to get to sleep to wake up early the next morning. Red brushed his teeth, changed into boxers and a t-shirt, and went to bed. He thought about what his mother said, specifically about treating Leaf and Daisy like ladies, and yet all he could think about was his two closest friends, his schoolmate and his crush, kissing each other and clearly enjoying it. He masturbated to that scene looping over in his head, and eventually fell asleep. Back at the Oak residence, Daisy was in her bed, and Leaf was in her sleeping bag on a pad on the floor. They had continued talking even after Prof. Oak told them to turn the light off and go to sleep, but now Daisy had already succumbed to the sandman's calling, and Leaf wasn't too far behind. Her kiss with Daisy played itself through her mind one more time, and right before she fell asleep, a single word tried to escape. Her lips complied, but her vocal cords did nothing; she mouthed "delicious," and fell asleep. _________________________ Chapter 1 end. If you enjoyed this story, found an error, or wish to contact me for some other reason, send me an email to moemon.overload@gmail.com I'd like to thank my editor Siroco for his help in improving this story. The only promise that I can give about this story is that the releases will be slow and irregular.