Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Author: Milliford Jones Title: Time in, Time out 1 Summary: A new year's eve celebration prefacing a raucous time-hopping romp full of perverse sex, intrigue and romance Keywords: Warning! MF, FF, oral, anal, scat, ws DISCLAIMER Imagine stepping into an adult book store. It smells like a mix of cheap men's cologne and dark desires. You go into a booth and see a selection of animated movies. It all takes place in a universe where no one gets killed. No one gets hurt without having the hurt assuaged. No one gets fucked up physically or emotionally without eventually resolving it. And love counts. This is the fictional universe of Passions of the Perverted. Please note these tales are intended for adults only. They are obviously fantasy and have no correlation with the real world. The characters are likewise totally fictitious. I neither endorse or take part in any of the acts described, except for that act of fantasy itself, which allows for extreme imagined behavior and exploration, but does not even begin to suggest that such behavior is appropriate. This disclaimer is unfortunately necessary in a world where even thought is often deemed illegal, despite the fact that exploring your desires via fantasy is much healthier and worlds safer than much less extreme actual risk taking behavior. It is with this vision and these parameters I present: TIME IN, TIME OUT 01: New Year's Eve 2016 Let's get this straight. It wasn't a dream, there was no sudden trauma, it was not an illusion. It was real as the smell of my sexy wife's nasty farts. And it happened January 1, 2016. After a great New Year's party and a huge family get together (where I had kissed everybody from my grandmother to my brother's new baby into a Happy New Year), I climbed into bed with my horny three month pregnant wench of a wife and her just-as-horny sister. This was their idea, mind you. They decided they wanted to give me a reward for being such a devoted husband, father and brother-in-law. They were both Polynesian, but that didn't make much difference because in truth they were straight up drunken American slut-girls, As red white and blue as you could find anywhere in the continental US of A. We were all laughing when we tumbled into the super-king size bed, wrestling each other out of our clothes. We shared kisses and I fondled both of the girls' healthy plump tits, my sister-in-law's slender but perfect bubble butt and my wife's fuller, but to me, even more delightful thickened ass, made all the more enjoyable by her new pregnancy. They did the same with each other. They suckled at each others' breasts, kissed deeply and jacked me off together while they nipped at my small man nipples, then trailed kisses down my stomach and on down to my groin. I was giggling like a school girl when they fussed over who was going to swallow my cock first. I was not at all disappointed when Leilani's younger sister, Malina took me into her mouth and started nursing my inebriated warrior back to life, even more so when Leilani grabbed her by the back of the head and forced my whole staff down into the 20 year old girl's throat. I hardened fully then and watched as Malina's eyes widened while my dick drilled past her esophagus. She gagged and teared up but Leilani was merciless and I was in heaven. When Leilani finally released Malina and she drew back hacking and coughing with gelatinous mucous spilling from her mouth, Malina gave her sister an evil look and slapped her with a resounding clap. While Leilani was in shock, Malina pushed her elder sibling back onto the bed and ordered me, "Fuck the bitch's mouth while I eat out her snatch." When she saw me looking at her with an idiot grin and my hand stroking my slimy cock, she said "Now! fool. You want to cum in somebody's mouth? Sperm Leilani. I'll get you up again for my turn." I clambered up onto the bed so my knees were straddling my hot wife's face. She looked up at me, grinning again. She opened her mouth inviting me in, but I suddenly had the urge to piss and for some reason in my drunken mind, that seemed like a great practical joke, so I positioned my cock just inside her sweet mouth and as Malina started munching on her pussy, I let my urine splash right into Leilani's mouth. It took Leilani a second to realize what I was doing, and when she did she started sputtering and gurgling. I grinned at her as she looked up into my eyes, then began determinedly sucking the piss right out of me, draining my cock like the beautiful toilet girl she was. The feeling of sweet release made me close my eyes and shudder in pleasure. I heard her gulp and I felt her keep sucking me throughout my copious outpouring of urine, and even after I had finished. This was not an unusual game for us, but we normally gave warning before we shared our piss. I realized I could expect a similar surprise in my near future. That just made my grin broader. I looked forward to it. I suddenly felt Malina raise up behind me and push me forward. "Lean forward, David. I'm going to eat out your nasty asshole while you fuck Leilani's pretty face. I just chuckled happily and did as asked. I was so happy I had married Leilaini. Not only did I get her hot pussy, and as much toilet sex as I could imagine, but her little sister as well. I found out even before we were married that the two girls shared everything. They had no secrets and they loved pulling a sandwich. I didn't even feel guilty knowing I wasn't the first. Instead, I was damned proud that the girls decided I was the one to settle down with. Rarely a weekend went by when I didn't find Melina staying overnight for a suck and fuck with us. The two girls were closer than twins and it showed in how there was never a iota of jealousy between them concerning my attentions. Any other female who batted an eye at me would be in trouble and any errant hard-on I got when a pretty woman was in view was subject to hours of accusation, but as long as it was Leilani who walked in when my cock was buried in Melina's throat, ass or cunt, Leilani either just masturbated while she watched or joined in. It was a wonderful relationship for me. The two girls had no compunctions at all about sexing each other up. There were just as likely to be eating each other out when I got home from my weekly Saturday afternoon softball game as they were to be watching a chick flick on the tube. Sometimes doing both at the same time. And I might jack off and watch them, I might join in, or I might go take a shower and hope I caught them before they finished. Any choice was fine with them as long as I didn't play jealous lover or get judgmental. I wasn't about to do that. I had a good thing going and I knew it. In addition, Leilani had whelped one beautiful little baby girl in our first year of marriage and was already pregnant again with our second child. In Malina we had an auto-auntie-nanny so we were able to split up the child-care between the three of us, as well as the nanny we used on a day to day basis while I was in the office and Leilani was in school. This did wonders in keeping our sex lives active, even as we nurtured and reared a healthy happy baby. That's where little Kalea was now while we enjoyed our own New Year's sex party. And now I had Malina's sexy little Hawaiian tongue worming up into my shit-tunnel while her sister, my wife, was trying to coax out a load of dick-grease from my balls to chase the bellyful of pee she had already imbibed. It felt so good all I could do is moan unintelligibly. The girls were harmonizing with me. My guess was that Malina was somehow rubbing cunts with Leilani while she sucked my asshole. I kept fucking back and forth between the girls mouths and groaned, "How can you two look like such little angels, and still be the nastiest two ass eating, piss drinking, shit munching sluts on the face of the earth?" Then I grunted as I fucked back into Malina's butt-fucking tongue, "I'm going to cum!" I cried, and lunged forward into Leilani's cock sucking mouth. "I love you two sweet bitches!" I cried as I came, feeling Leileani swallow around my embedded cock and Malani spread my ass-cheeks to get more depth with her tongue, even as she sucked at my asshole in an invitation to evacuate my bowels directly into her nasty mouth. "Oh shit!" I grunted and dropped a thick heavy turd into my sister-in-law's ass-sucking mouth while I spurted thick slimy pulses of cream into my wife's belly. I heard the two of them groan, as each of them reached their own climax as well. It felt like the stars exploded. A tsunami of emotion and sensation overwhelmed me. I was in love and totally enveloped in a shining wave of sexual culmination. And the greatest part was that this was normal for us. We fucked so good together. Cumming was not just a release, it was a fucking jubilee. I was panting when I finally sat back, careful to keep my full weight off of Leilani's plump tits. Malina wasn't nearly so considerate. She leaned her full weight on my back, but I wasn't about to complain. Her hard nipples were pressed against my back and her pretty face was leaning agianst my cheek. She was huffing and puffing as she panted in my ear. "Shit on Leilani for me. I know you've got more shit for us. Let me see you shit on my sister." I turned and looked down at Leilani who was looking back at me and smiled sweetly. "Go ahead. Shit on me and make her lick it up while you fuck her in the ass, then cum in her pussy and see if you can knock her up too." I grinned a crooked grin and turned my head back to Malina who was smiling back at me. "You up for that, Malina?" I asked. "Yeah," she said and sucked at my ear lobe. "Leilani and I already decided it was time for me to carry a baby too. We're sisters all the way, in every way." "I mean the shit," I explained. "David," she crooned. "If you're man enough to shit on my sister after I've already eaten your turd, I'm woman enough to eat it up while you butt-fuck me." "Ungh!" I moaned and said without further ceremony, "Then here it comes," and let loose a greasy flow of shit that piled up on Leilani's belly like a pyramid. "Oh shit," I groaned. "That feels so fuckin' good." "It's hot!" Leilani yelped. "Your shit is hot on my belly." "And stinky as fuck too," laughed Malina who had backed off to watch me defecate on her sister's stomach. "Oh! That's so fucking nasty." "You still ready for this, Malina?" I asked. "Real shit is nasty, isn't it. I found that out the first time Leilani put that pretty little ass in my face and filled my mouth with her filthy waste." "You're just lucky I'm drunk as hell," Malina groaned and buried her angel face in the pile of filthy shit I'd just emptied on Leilani's belly. "Ugh!" she gagged and raised her shit glazed face at me and Leilani both, "It's so fucking gross," but then fell to slurping up the greasy mess. Leilani giggled. "That tickles, Malina." then she looked up to me and said with a demonic expression. "Fuck the shit out of her," she suggested. "And move, I want to see my sister eat your nasty shit just like I do." I climbed off her and climbed off the bed while Malina turned into a sexy little shit pig. I got behind her and eyed her round ass. It was parted so I could see the little brown hole I intended to sodomize. I watched as Leilani grinned at Malina, "Don't you like it, you dirty cunt. Don't you like eating my hubby's shitty shit." Malina raised up, "Why shouldn't I. You like it. You eat David's dirty shit when you two fuck." "All the time," grinned Leilani. "I cum when he fucks me while I eat his shit." The thought of that made my dick lurch and I reached to the bedside stand and used a dollop of Vaseline to grease up my dick, then my fingers. I reached for Malina's pert ass and stared swiping the petroleum jelly across her anus, then greasing up the inner tissue with one finger, and was just ready to insert a second finger to get her accustomed to it when Malina shouted, "Then share it!" and lunged up towards Leilani's face, mashing my shit between their bellies like vitiated glue. She began kissing her sister deeply. Leilani was not put off by this ploy. She and I shared shit, both hers and mine when we fucked. Nothing got in the way of a full union between us when we made love. And filthy as it might be, it was always making love when we came together. That's what it was now. Seeing the two women share my shit while they kissed and writhed together had my dick pointing straight up again. I leaned onto the bed, spread my sister-in-law's fine ass and lowered my face into the musky crack. I licked and probed at that sweet little orifice until she squealed and raised her face from her sister. "Fuck it, David. Fuck my ass." "Do it, Baby," added Leilani, "Fuck her butt, but don't cum in it. Save that for her womb." "That's right," gasped Malina, "Cum up my vagina. I'm fertile right now and this would be a perfect time to get knocked up. Shit fucking both you and Leilani at the same time and getting knocked up would be a perfect way to start the new year." Malina then pulled Leilani down to her again as the young Polynesian raised her butt up into the air, offering it to me for full defiling. I was happy to oblige, I climbed up on the bed, nudged my dick into her tight anal orifice and probed fully into her with a single thrust. She was well lubricated from my greased up dick and had taken my dick up her ass a number of times, so there was no surprise, only the pleasure of getting her bowels raped. "Yessss," she hissed as she collapsed back onto Leilani and gasped, "His dick is all the way up my shit hole, Leilani. He's hurting my butt with his dick." "Good," grinned my wife. "Fuck this little bitch while I rape her mouth," groaned Leilani, letting both Malina and me know that as much as she loved her sister, as close as they would always be, she and I shared a bond as well, separate, and in its own way, even stronger than what she shared with Malina. But it was Malina's asshole I was bonding with at that moment and as I began fucking in and out of her tight little asshole, she started crying out a special kind of lust as well, moaning pain/pleasure into her sister's mouth while I ravaged her anal tunnel with my stiff pole. We were all groaning again. I felt Malina's tight little shit tube clenching at me, milking my cock. She raised her head again and turned to me, "Make me cum, David, Make me cum from my ass while I fuck your wife's sloppy cunt with my clit." "Rape the shit out of her!" instructed Leilani. "You filthy whore!" Malani groaned. "Shit eater!" answered Leilani, "You're our shit eater now, Malina. Next time, I'll feed you my shit." "And I'll shit in your husband's mouth while you do," Malina declared. All this repartee was typical of the two girls sex play. They took each other deeper and deeper into perversity even as they inflamed each others desire, and mine too almost as an afterthought. It was working now because I found Malina pushing her ass back to me faster and harder as I drilled into her shitter. At the same time, Leilani held her tight as they kissed and worked hard at clit-fucking her. Malina was the one in the middle of our sandwich now, and she was loving it, undulating between Leilani's clitoral fuck and my anal intrusion. It was driving her crazy. Malina and me as well. Suddenly I felt the sperm start boiling over from my inner core and growled like a crazed wolf. Then announced "Oh shit! I'm going to cum!" And pulled out of Malani's shit-hole with a pop, which was answered with a disappointed "Oh!" from the young woman, then I quickly targeted Malina's open pussy and rammed my shitty dick up into her drooling pussy tube, I only had time for a couple of strokes, lodging the head of my prick into her cervix, making her groan even as she began another orgasm. Then my sperm erupted into her fertile womb. "Cummming!" I called out again. I felt awash with Malina's pussy juice as I emptied my balls into her. My orgasm blew out my full load of baby makers and Malina's snug little womb soaked everything up like it belonged there....which it surely did. "So good," I groaned. "Fucking you girls is so fucking good." and managed to maneuver to their side as I collapsed beside them. They were still in the midst of their shared orgasmic throes, still grinding against one another. Still, Leilani reached out to me and gripped my arm so tight it hurt, cumming hard and full with her sister. She started kissing Malina again saying, "You fuck so good, baby. You and David make me so happy." Malina rolled off her towards me, wrestled me to get on the other side of me and spooned against me, smearing pussy juice, shit juice and sweat over me. "We-we need to shower," I moaned. "Later," Leilani murmured. "Let your cum soak in first. I really want Malina to have your baby." She turned her shit stained face to me and I kissed her. "Of course." I smiled. "I love being a daddy, especially to your babies. Malina's too." Malina bit me on the back of the neck, snuggled in tight and said, "You'd fucking better. I just know we knocked my ass up. It felt like a little ping inside. You'd fucking better love our baby." "I will," I murmured. "I do." "We do," concluded Leilani, then reached across me to squeeze Malina. "Always together." Malina chuckled as she burrowed her face into my shoulder, "That's the promise we made the first time we made love to each other. The first time we tasted each others' pussies. We love each other, not just as sisters. We are in love." Then she added, "You know you are one lucky motherfucker, don't you? Two for the price of one." I laughed as the world began spinning around me. "I know that, sweetheart. I'm the luckiest man in the whole fucking world. And I'm in love with both of you." "Goodnight," Leilani sighed as she trailed off into sleep. "Goodnight Leilani. Goodnight sweet David," purred Malina as she joined her sister in a drunken slumber. I was only conscious for another few seconds. "I am so fucking lucky," I repeated. "I love you bitches." I let a leg fall over Leilani, claiming her, and felt Malani wriggle against me as if to meld into me. "I love you girls," I said, thanking the universe for my life. And I slept. ~to be continued~