Dear readers,I thought I'd tell a joke or two,enjoy.



  Thor,the god of thunder was up on Mount Olympus bored out of his skull
 so he went into town and scored himself a hooker.Thor took the hook back his 
 place on Mount Olympus and they fucked all night.

 The next morning Thor was looking out the window and the hooker came out
 of the bedroom.Thor looked at the hooker and said"I have something to tell
 you,I'm Thor."The hooker then looked at Thor and said"Thor?You'er Thor?
 Well I'm tho Thor I can't even pith!"