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   'Tis the season to tell jokes.



   Santa Claus stopped at this really hot young woman's house to deliver
Christmas gifts.As old St.Nick was putting some gifts under the Christmas
tree the hot chick came down the stairs wearing a short,red silk night
gown. "Santa,I'm sooo lonely tonight,could you stay for a few minutes?"The
young woman said in a sexy voice."Ho,ho,ho!Santa's gotta go,have to deliver
these toys you know!"Santa said to the hot chick."Santa,if you stay for one
hour I'll take off my night gown."The hot chick said as she took off her
night gown."Ho,ho,ho!Santa's gotta go,have to deliver these toys you
know!"Santa again said."Santa,if you stay for two hours I'll take off my
bra."The hot chick said as she took off her red bra.Santa looked at the
chick's tits and said"Ho,ho,ho!Santa's gotta go,have deliver these toys you
know!"Santa again said."Ho.ho,ho!Santa's gotta go,have to deliver these
toys you know!"The hot chick then said"Santa,if you stay for the whole
night I'll take off my thong." The hot chick took off her red thong.Santa
looked over her smooth pussy and said"Hey,hey,hey!Santa's gotta stay,can't
go up the chimney with my dick this way!"