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   Three men die on the same day and go to hell.The three men are a white
guy, an Asian guy and a black guy.Satan say's"You three may leave hell if
you walk up a spiral staircase,on each step there will be a beautiful naked
woman.If any of you motherfuckers get a hard on I'll come up the staircase
and burn your cock off,one hundred steps,one hundred women."The three men
agreed.

   The white guy went up the staircase,each naked woman more beautiful that
the last.The white guy made it to seventy four steps and he had a hard
on.Satan flew up the staircase and burned off the white guy's
cock"Ahhhhh!!!"The white guy screamed in pain as he descended to hell.

   The Asian guy made it to eighty two steps and had a hard on,Satan again
flew up the staircase and burned off his cock"Nooooo!!!"The Asian guy
screamed as he descended to hell.

   The black guy made it to ninety eight steps and he had a hard on.Satan
again flew up the staircase and he tried and tried to burn off the black
guy's cock.The black guy looked at Satan and said"Milk chocolate melts in
your mouth,not in your hand!"