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   A Ma and Pa farm couple sold their farm and moved to a farm one hundred
miles away.On moving day Ma and Pa were driving in their truck down the
highway."Pa I gotta take a shit."Ma said."Just a hundred more miles Ma,hold
honey bun."Pa said to his wife of forty years.A while later Ma said."Pa,I
gotta take a shit."Pa then said"Seventy five more miles,just hold on."

   A little while later Ma say's"Pa,I gotta take a shit!"Pa looks at a sign
on the side of the road and say's"Fifty more miles,just hold on."A little
while later Ma say's"Pa,if I don't take a shit now I'm gonna do it in the
truck!" Pa looks ahead and say's"Okay honey bun there's bridge commin'
up,stick your fanny out the window and let her rip when go over the
bridge."

   As Pa drives over the bridge Ma sticks her ass out of the window and
takes a big shit.Ma's shit hits the windshield of a fishing boat down
below."Holy shit ain't that the biggest wad of chewin' tobacco you've ever
seen Buddy?"One fisherman said to his friend"Buddy looking up at the bridge
said"That ain't nothin',you should have seen the jaw that spat it!"