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 I'm not really a real author.  I'm not even a very convincing fake one. 
I've had some of my stuff appraised by semi-professionals, and they ripped
it pretty hard, and I have to say I agreed with pretty much everything they
said.  This stuff is juvenile, and poorly written.  I'm an amateur.  It's
just stuff that I had to get out of my head for some reason.  A lot of that
reason was simple boredom, there's not a lot I can do at work other than
surf the web, and write.  Surfing the web gets tiresome, at times, so I
write.  Any criticism you might give is appreciated, I probably won't
re-write that particular story, but it will help me on the next one. 
Comments are always appreciated.  This stuff probably seems a bit top-heavy
with pedo material, but that's just the way my brain is made.  It's just
words.  If pedo stuff offends you, though, you'd probably better head
elsewhere.  Anyway, thanks and hope you enjoy, at least a little bit.