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   Bathroom under the stairs - by Naughty Papa



   THIS STORY IS ENTIRELY FICTIOUS.  I DO NOT CONDONE OR APPROVE OF ANY
SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH ANYONE UNDER AGE.  PERIOD!!!  IF THIS TYPE OF MATERIAL
OFFENDS YOU IN ANY WAY, DO NOT READ THIS STORY AND PLEASE GO ELSE WHERE!!!
IF YOU ARE UNDER AGE, READ NO FURTHER AND CLOSE THIS PAGE IMMEDIATELY!!!



   I was raised old school Catholic.  My knuckles were very familiar with
the nun's ruler.  Until I was around the age of 17, I believed I would burn
in Hell for all eternity for even touching my 'private parts'!  That all
changed when I joined the U.S.  Navy!

   Bathroom Under the Stairs.

   My name is, uh, well - let's go with my first dog's name, Max.  My kids
call me POPS, and the grand kids call me papa.  I'm a perv!  That's where
the Naughty Papa comes from.

   I'm in my early 60's, retired, single, and love life.  Over the years, I
have accumulated just about everything I need, so my retirement money is
piling up.  It's a grandparents job to spoil their grand children, and I
buy just about anything I want for the family, even when my kids complain.
Funny..., I have NEVER got a single complaint out of ANY of my grand
kids... LOL

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   I have a work shop in the basement.  The usual stuff, drills, saws,
hammers, etc.  I like to do wood working and spend a lot of time down
there. That's the reason I installed a 1/2 bathroom under the basement
stairs.  Saves a trip up the stairs, and if I hold it too long which is
what I usually do to finish what I'm doing, I may not make it in time. 
Very convenient for reading porn, and whacking off too!!!

   We have a typical family.  The kids come over for holiday and birthdays.
The big back yard with the in-ground pool is a major attraction, even for
my uppity daughter in law, the lawyer.  She does a fine job filling out her
bikini, and I don't mine the "keep your eyes to your self" looks that I
get, as I sit on MY patio, drinking MY beer, as she lays in the sun on MY
chase lounge.

   I love the sound of the kids running and screaming, even though it
drives their parents crazy.  I know when I was a kid, I couldn't understand
why adults were always telling us to be quiet?  When we get excited, we run
and scream!!!  DUH!!!

   My three kids, two girls and a boy are 24 months apart.  12 months
between the first two and 12 months between the last two, almost to the
day! The grand kids run from 13 months, to 13 years old.  Four girls and
two boys.  The oldest three are girls, 13, 9, and 6.  The twin boys are
just over 2, and the baby girl is just 13 months.