My Friends the Allens -- Thursday, 10:45
by Mark Aster
http://users.aol.com/myfrthal/

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Note: this story contains words which could be read as
involving sex.  If you are a minor, a U.S. Senator, or
anyone else whose brain implodes when exposed to such
things, stop reading now, and go take a cold shower.
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"Well, certainly, we can do a simple check right here.
Would you prefer to do the manipulation yourself, or
shall I?"

"Oh!  Um, I...  I mean I don't know if I could..."

"That's fine, I understand.  One nice sterile glove, a
lubricated wipe, and here we are.  Lie back down on the
table, undo your pants, and relax.  Very good.  You don't
mind?"

"No, no not at all.  That's uh..."

"I suppose it is somewhat unusual."

"Oh, no Doctor, it feels really aah really nice.  No, I don't
mean...  I mean, I mean it's just that I'm not used to..."

"Of course not.  We associate these things with love, or at
least with lust, and here your body's being asked to respond
to just the physical stimulation.  Don't worry, you have to
expect it to take awhile."

"Mmm."

"Is my hand cold?"

"No, not at all, it's aaaahh it's -- I don't know why nothing's
happening..."

"Psychology, perfectly natural.  I have some advantages in this
area, at least.  I've often wondered how my male colleagues
deal with this procedure; the inhibitions must be even greater."

"I don't know.  I'm sorry --"

"Put your head back on the table and close your eyes.  Relax
your thighs.  Think about anything you want, just enjoy the
sensation.  The main thing is to relax, get your mind out of
the way so your body can -- ah, here we are!"

"Oooh!  Oh, it's..."

"Yes, very nice.  Oh, my."

"Aah!  Well, it's ohhh working I guess..."

"Oh, definitely.  Now tighten the muscle, make it as hard as
you can."

"Uuuhhh..."

"Yes, just like that.  Now again."

"Uuuhhh AAH!  Ah, you keep changing your..."

"Well, yes, any stimulation is less effective if repeated too
precisely.  Tighten again."

"Aaahh!  Say, Doctor, I've ahh always wondered; what are OH!
what are those?"

"This here?"

"Yeah, under your aaaahhh your FINGers there."

"Just some incidental projections in the spongy tissue of the
erectile network.  I'm afraid I forget the Latin name!  They
feel like little ribs."

"Ohhhhh, oh God!"

"Sensitive, I see.  Not all penises have them; you're lucky.
Some condoms try to imitate them.  But there's nothing like
the real thing.  Tighten again."

"aaaaaahhhh..."

"Sensitive there as well."

"OOOohhh!  Ohh.  So...."

"Indeed."

"Uhh, I guess that's...?"

"Well, erection is one thing, ejaculation is something else
entirely.  Shall we stop here, or test the entire process?"

"I -- oohh -- I guess..."

"Sorry, that wasn't a fair question, was it?  Of course we'll
go on."

"If you don't -- ah God -- don't mind."

"Not at all.  It's not a procedure that I have a chance to
practice very often."

"Ahhh AH AAHH!  God, when you do that..."

"And this?"

"AAAHHH!"

"Yes, the nerve endings are particularly dense there.  Here,
tighten again."

"Uuhh..."

"And now if I --"

"AAAAHHHH!!"

"Feel the difference?"

"Ohhh, yes, oh yes I think I see what oooohhh what you MEAN!"

"Well, your responses seem to be perfectly healthy so far."

"aaahhhh...  OH!"

"No abnormalities apparent.  Does this..."

"ooooOOOHHH!  Ah, God, god yes..."

"Yes, very nice.  Entering the final stage now."

"Ohhhh AHHH ahhhh ah GOD do that again!"

"This?"

"AAAHHH, ahh Doctor you'd better AHHHH!"

"Don't worry, I'll catch the ejaculate in this cup.  Feel the
expansion of the tissue?"

"OH yes OH!!"

"The hardening?"

"aaaaaahhhhhhhh..."

"Tighten the muscle again."

"AAAAHHH!"

"Try to hold the ejaculation back.  That's good.  Feel what
I'm doing.  Keep the muscle tight!"

"oh OH OOHH GOD!  Aaahhhhh..."

"That's it, good."

"AaaaaaAAAAAHHHH!  Doctor, I --"

"Good!"

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!"

"Hold on for just another second."

"ooooooooohhhhhHHHH..."

"And now COME!"

"AAARRRRRRHHHHH..."

"Let it out, oh, come now, oh yes that's right, that's right."

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhhhhh OOOHHH! AAAAH! AH!"

"Just perfect."

"oooooohhhhh..."

"Ah, very nice.  No, nothing out of the ordinary there."

"mmmmmm..."

"Here's a towel.  I don't think we got any on your clothes."

"Not a drop."

"That's good."

"Thank you, Doctor."

"Thank YOU!"


My Friends the Allens -- Thursday, 10:45
by Mark Aster
The End