From Celestial Reviews 303 - Sept 5, 1998

"Tommy Fucks Meg's Brains Out" by Lostgirl (lostgirl33@hotmail.com).  
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This story deals with the problem of what might happen when we take our
metaphors literally.  {The related problem of misusing the word "literally" is
discussed in the CELESTIAL VOCABULARY DEVELOPMENT section at the end of this
issue.}

Tommy has fucked Meg's brains out.  That might sound like fun, but Tommy has
LITERALLY fucked Meg's brains out.  She used to be an intelligent, renowned
doctor; but now she's as stupid and horny as a seventh grade detention hall.
Actually, Tommy hasn't fucked ALL of Meg's brains out; she still has she her
cerebellum and probably her hippocampus, and a few adjacent parts that control
more basic functions.  The erstwhile Dr. Kruger still can experience anger,
fear, and sexual urges; it's just that she can no longer execute more involved
cognitive tasks. And she's actually quite affectionate and sexy in that little
backless hospital gown.  And I finally got to use "erstwhile" correctly in one
of my reviews.

The following may be one of the best – or possibly worst – similes ever
written in a.s.s.:

"Defeat mocked him like those forty-five minutes in the Small World ride
watching three Peruvian dolls going up and down, singing that damn song in
Spanish over and over."

This is an excellent story.  Somehow this review calls for a cherry popsicle.

Ratings for "Tommy Fucks Meg's Brains Out"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10