From Celestial Reviews 303 - Sept 5, 1998 "Tommy Fucks Meg's Brains Out" by Lostgirl (lostgirl33@hotmail.com). http://search.dejanews.com/getdoc.xp?AN=386846259&fmt=raw --- http://www.qz.to/erotica/assm/Year98/14853.txt This story deals with the problem of what might happen when we take our metaphors literally. {The related problem of misusing the word "literally" is discussed in the CELESTIAL VOCABULARY DEVELOPMENT section at the end of this issue.} Tommy has fucked Meg's brains out. That might sound like fun, but Tommy has LITERALLY fucked Meg's brains out. She used to be an intelligent, renowned doctor; but now she's as stupid and horny as a seventh grade detention hall. Actually, Tommy hasn't fucked ALL of Meg's brains out; she still has she her cerebellum and probably her hippocampus, and a few adjacent parts that control more basic functions. The erstwhile Dr. Kruger still can experience anger, fear, and sexual urges; it's just that she can no longer execute more involved cognitive tasks. And she's actually quite affectionate and sexy in that little backless hospital gown. And I finally got to use "erstwhile" correctly in one of my reviews. The following may be one of the best – or possibly worst – similes ever written in a.s.s.: "Defeat mocked him like those forty-five minutes in the Small World ride watching three Peruvian dolls going up and down, singing that damn song in Spanish over and over." This is an excellent story. Somehow this review calls for a cherry popsicle. Ratings for "Tommy Fucks Meg's Brains Out" Athena (technical quality): 10 Venus (plot & character): 10 Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10