Author: Loren Tres Title: Interpreting Amy Part: 1 of 1 Summary: How to figure out what Amy is trying to tell me Keywords: Mf, Mg, cons, preg, inc, humor email: loren@lorentres.com Copyright 2010 by Loren Tres, all rights reserved. Do not copy, edit, republish, etc. -- Interpreting Amy Loren Tres A short-short story inspired by Frank McCoy's Telephone, only 292 words. "Jen's so annoying." An odd remark - my sweet daughter Amy was referring to her favorite cousin and best friend forever, while sitting naked astride my lap, impaled on my boner, humping me as if she was a sex-crazed bunny. "Huh?" "She's already fourteen, and I'm only ten, so she's all stuck-up and stuffy and uses big words." The only way my niece Jen was `stuck-up and stuffy' was how eager she was to stuff my stout sperm-squirting stiffy up through her vagina into her waiting womb. "Big words?" "Yeah, she says we went cross-country without a raincoat and we should be proud." Amy's distracted huffing while riding my woody up and down was confusing. "You mean, `around the world'?" "No, interstate, inter-county..." "I don't get it." "She's all bragging because she's pragma, pragma..." "Pragmatic?" "Maybe; she saw Mr. Class; and now she's all pragmatic. She says I should be proud too, because I never even knew the guy!" Jen was very pragmatic. She even lets me spurt my spouting spooge inside her when she's fertile. "I don't remember Mr. Class." "Um, Mister Class, Mister Recess, something about class times; whatever" "Period?" "Yeah, that's it; Mister Period." Suddenly, Amy's orgasm hit, and her sweet young vagina sucked my big bad baby-making boner like a milking machine on overload, while I pumped my nasty, incestuous daddy-sperm inside her, like a bull elephant on steroids. It took minutes for our delicious orgasms to subside and to figure out what my precious little angel was trying to tell me. "Oh, I get it. Your cousin says you both had intercourse with me, no rubber, she missed her period, she's pregnant, and since you never even knew your period, you are too?" "Yeah, Daddy, that's it!" "Cool!" --