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Kitten
By
Lazlo Zalezak
Copyright (C) Lazlo Zalezak, 2003


Monthly Poker Night: March

John: “The wife is redecorating the bedroom, it’s costing me a fortune.”

Tom: “Yeah, I’ve been there. That's bad, real bad.”

Dick: “That’s bad news.”

John: “Why?”

Dick: “She’s nesting.”

John: “Nesting? She’s not a bird.”

Dick: “She’s nesting. Better get her a kitten before it’s too late.”

Harry: “Bah, I'm sorry I took your advice. The whole house smells of cat.”

Tom: "You got any kids Harry?"

Harry: "Nope."

Monthly Poker Night: June

John: “The wife is starting to talk kids.”

Tom: “Mine started talking kids and now we have two.”

Dick: “You didn’t get her a kitten, did you?”

John: “Nope. Don’t really want a kitten.”

Dick: “Better get her one soon.”

Harry: “I’m sorry that I ever followed your advice. The cat shit in my shoes the other night. I hate that cat.”

Tom: "You got any kids Harry?"

Harry: "Nope."

Monthly Poker Night: September

John: “The wife is pregnant.”

Dick: “You didn’t get her a kitten, did you?”

John: “Nope. I should have gotten her a kitten.”

Harry: “Hmm, suddenly I’m starting to like that cat. I’m glad I took your advice.”