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                                    Preface

For Wicked Wednesday last week I wrote about my dreams. One recurring subject of
my dreams involves groups of dominating, but not necessarily sadistic female
pirates. 

I have written these imageries before under another pseudonym, but the story
below is another take on it. So to Pirate Sandy and Capt'n Ramona, I wish you
were real, but alas, you are not.

I hope my readers find this short story as fun to read as much as it is to
dream.

As ever, please let me have feedback.

Kind regards,

John

20th June 2013

                                  Evil Pirates

The waters around the small tree-covered island, jutting proudly from the calm
sea, were dangerous. I knew this; I had been told. The coy young lady, whom I
had spent half the previous evening with at The Red Lion warned me as her eyes
twinkled and my hands massaged her thigh. I got nowhere with her, despite me
drunkenly boasting I could bring any girl to a powerful orgasm with my tongue,
but we discussed a few fantasies and I got a kiss on the cheek. She smiled
sweetly and welcomed me to the village, before warning me again not to venture
towards the island – about three miles from the coast – unless I wanted to get
into trouble. They were pirates' waters.

Any advice to avoid the good fishing grounds was always going to be ignored, and
the following morning I loaded a small yacht with my fishing gear and a Thermos
flask of hot tea. The sea was calm and land was just a minor footnote on the
horizon. I could see the "Pirate Island" a couple of hundred feet away but it
was silent and still, save for a few birds nestling in the plethora of trees
that had taken root on the lonely outcrop. 

It was peaceful and serene and I opened my flask to take my first drink. It was 
a great spot for fishing as within an hour I had six fish in my bucket that
would make a wonderful lunch on the fine Summer's day. The soft lapping of the
water against the side of the boat was relaxing and enjoyable, and I leant back 
in the vessel. It was too nice, and I pushed my boots off with my feet. 

My trousers and top soon joined my boots and I looked around the sea before
continuing. I knew I was alone, but I just wanted to check. The rough wooden
bottom of the boat irritated my exposed back as I lay down and I gave a
satisfying sigh as my underwear was abandoned onto the rest of my clothes; being
naked and at sea was wonderfully relaxing and so enjoyable. 

I savoured the Sun's rays, closed my eyes and daydreamt. I could see my
ex-girlfriends dressed in latex bustiers and corsets walking around me and
blowing kisses towards my naked body, offering promises they would have to keep.
I could see the girl from the coffee shop sliding a chocolate flake between her
bossom and "forcing" me to retrieve it. I could see the girl from the pub naked
and "making" me eat her pussy as if my life depended on it. I licked my lips
and panted, my hands gravitating towards my erect cock.

The first stroke was heavenly; the cool air of the sea wind breathed gently over
my glistening tip and made me feel alive. Shivers of pleasure and contentment
swept through me and I groaned, savouring the moment; the subtle lapping of the 
water and the sea birds squawking overhead played a calming soundtrack to my
self-pleasure. It was gorgeous. 

My other hand squeezed my nipples and glided over my body to touch my balls; I
spread my legs further to allow my fingers to touch and to probe my perineum; a 
sizzling warmth spread instantly through my loins and my cock glowed and
radiated with lust. The naughtiness of masturbating on the open seas tickled my 
arousal, it felt so dirty and so dangerous.

My hand circled my glans, swirling the first drops of pre-cum around my engorged
head; I groaned: it had been a few days since I had had sex or played with
myself and my deep-seated desperation washed over me. My balls tingled and my
cock throbbed: climaxing on the open seas as the swell of the water rocked my
boat would be so satisfying. I made long deep strokes with my hands, sliding my 
palm over my glans with squeals and groans. 

My mind danced with erotic imagery: the slut on the corner of my road, begging
me to pound my cock into her stretched pussy, the masseuse in the big town
squealing as my fingers pressed on her sex, my landlady caning me for late
payment: I fantasised with wild abandon as my fingers pressed on my perineum,
rubbing it in circles as my body begged for a release. 

“Huhhh-nnnn,” a voice called and my boat rocked violently.

“What the …?” My eyes blinked as I struggled to adjust to the bright light of
the Sun streaming through my now-opened eyeballs. “Hey!” I yelled as I struggled
to focus on the movement. I felt the boat tip downwards as someone stepped onto
the boat in front of me; they were wearing black but I couldn't focus.

“Some sea dog,” a female voice called in a dismissive tone. “Thinking it's OK to
wank himself off in our waters.” I coughed, and scrambled to the end of the
vessel, my heart beating furiously in my chest: who was this woman?

My eyes blinked and I put a hand up to shield my eyes as my other hand belatedly
protected my modesty. She was in her late twenties, with dark hair that
cascaded down her scowling face to her bosom. She wore a black hat with the
Jolly Rodger motif printed upon it, a white top, tied with a knot so that her
midrift was exhibited, and a red jacket open at the front. My mind salivated at 
the prospect, still in excessive horny mode as her outfit was completed by a
black skirt and sexy boots. I wanted to fuck her, and ignored the danger the
sabre she was clutching, presented.

“These are our waters,” a second voice told me, and I looked over to a larger
boat alongside mine flying the Jolly Rodger flag proudly. The second girl,
dressed in a crimson pirate's outfit banged her sword on the side of my boat and
snorted as looked at me. “Just another twisted mainlander, take him ashore.” 

I objected, claiming to be in safe waters, but they ignored me. I pleaded with
them, begging them for mercy but the first pirate threw my clothes onto her boat
and she sat down, nodding towards the oars and tapped her sword. I tried my
best to cover my nudity but it was too late: she had seen everything and she
taunted me as she navigated us towards the island.

I protested vainly but she had a sword in her hand and a mischievous glint in
her eye. My questions about what they were going to do went unanswered and my
eyes slipped upon the small island, encased in thick trees. 

My clammy hands slipped on the oars as I kept glancing towards her: she was sexy
and I chastised myself for fantasising about the woman kidnapping me. Her skirt
rode up slightly as she leant back and my cock twitched: I was so close to
climaxing when I was interrupted and my testosterone levels were still too high.

My boat reached a narrow inlet and the bottom of the boat crunched as it hit the
soft, sandy carpet of the small beach. My kidnapper's accomplice was already
waiting for us; her much larger vessel was already tied up and she dragged my
small boat further in land. “Get out,” she barked as I stumbled in the boat.

“Can I have my clothes?” I stammered. They laughed and the long-haired pirate
who had boarded my boat, pushed me by the neck as I disembarked. I fell onto the
sand with a yelp, spluttering as I inhaled dry sand.

My captor pushed the point of her sword against my exposed thigh, digging it in 
painfully. “Move,” she barked. I scrambled away from her and her weapon, but she
followed me, directing me up the beach and into the small woodland. 

It was not a big island and it took just a minute of painful barefoot walking
between the trees to reach the centre of the isle. Occasional squelches of mud
oozed between my toes where the tree cover was broken and twigs dug into my
skin, causing me to yip in discomfort.

I got no respite or sympathy; the sexy pirate followed me with her sword
outstretched, directing me to the clearing in the very centre of the island. I
could hear the rustling of the wind through the trees and the breaking of the
sea against the island, but she lowered her sword and stood a few metres from
me, leaning against a tree.

A tent was erected on the edge of the clearing and there was burnt ground a few 
feet away; she saw my eyes linger on them for a moment and I looked away. “So
what happens now?” I asked a little aggressively. “You're …”

“What happens now,” a voice behind me barked. “Is that we show young men that
our waters are not for filth.” I spun to face the other woman walking into the
clearing carrying my clothes, my bucket of fish and a sword. “Tie him up.”

I coughed and protested, backing away and desperate to get away from them. “No. 
Look, I'm sorry, I'll go away and won't say anything to anyone. Promise.” The
two women advanced on me, and I scurried away from them, jumping into the forest
and sprinting away from them.

I got a dozen metres from the clearing, my feet treading painfully on nature's
carpet of hurt, when I was bundled to the ground by one of the girls. I cried in
shock and in discomfort as I landed on a small bush, that only yielded so far
before scratching and tearing my exposed skin. 

I was smacked viciously across the rump and a sword jabbed my thigh. “Do that
again,” I was warned. “And you'll be pissing blood for a week.” I gulped; I
didn't doubt they were serious, and was hauled back to the clearing by my
kidnapper. 

The two women didn't waste any time in binding my hands to two trees a couple of
metres apart. It stretched my arms painfully and my shoulder ached after just a
couple of minutes while they whispered conspiratorially but I struggled against
my rope restraints and they did not yield; I was stuck.

“Who are you?” I asked, my eyes watching the two controlling women as they stood
looking at me; they oozed control, the sultry look in the eyes, the firm grips 
on the swords and the malevolent smirks as they slowly inched further apart.

“Sandy, the Pirate Wench,” my kidnapper called from my left, stopping and
leaning against a tree outside their tent. I giggled and bit my lip; it was too 
silly a name to be taken seriously. Her frown intensified.

“Captain Ramona Bluebeard,” the other lady called to my right. For the first
time I got to focus on her: she was slightly older than Sandy, and more my age, 
but had the same evil look in her eyes as well as an incredibly toned body. “And
these are our waters.”

“We don't like filth …” Sandy started but stopped as I burst out laughing.

“A pair of pirates with morals, now I've seen everything!” I struggled against
the binds as I yelled. “Now let me go!”

“Little brat needs teaching a lesson,” the Captain cried and nodded towards her 
friend. “Perhaps the rat won't be quite so cocky after a hundred.”

“Untie me,” I demanded as Sandy knelt into the tent and picked up a rucksack.
“This has gone far enough,” I said. “I promise I won't come back here again; let
me go and give me my clothes back.” I tried to look over my shoulder as Sandy
walked around me, but my arms being pinned above my head restricted my vision.

“I shouldn't have done what I did, and I'll go, never breathe a word of this to 
anyone.” I heard the zip of the bag slide open as Ramona's mouth erupted into a 
wide grin. She walked in front of me and stood a couple of feet away, pushing a 
finger underneath my chin to lift it up to her eye-line.

“Smile for me,” she patronised. “Big broad smile.” I forced a grin with a snort.
“Keep smiling and we might just think about.” She raised her eyebrows and
stared into my gaze; what was her game? I hesitated, not sure what to do: those 
split seconds were torture. Something was about to happen but I didn't know
what.

I sensed movement behind me and my upper back erupted into agony with a crack as
dozens of fires stung my skin. I fell forward, straining against my bindings
and yelled as my flesh burnt with pain. “What are … help! HELP!” 

“We're three miles from land,” Ramona cackled. “Yell, scream for help. I'll even
join you!” She teased. “Won't do any good.”

“Leave me alone,” I begged but the Captain nodded towards her accomplice and my 
a split-second later pure pain ripped through my back as Sandy brought the
weapon firmly on my exposed flesh. “Help me! Help me!”

Ramona giggled. “Help!” She screamed. “Some wild pirates are teaching this rat a
lesson.” She pulled a face and listened to the sound of the wind in the trees
and shrugged. “No-one's coming,” she added. “We better get back to your
punishment.”

I protested and begged for forgiveness but Sandy was relentless and flogged me a
further six times. Each time, I screamed in pain: it was torturous and inhumane
but the sexy pirate in front of me nodded appreciatively as my back exploded
into a mass of stinging welts.

Tears formed and I held them back, closing my eyes and struggling against my
ropes tying me to the trees. I felt Ramona trace a finger along my body,
pressing against my erect cock and teasing: I must be depraved if I still had an
erection.

Sandy gently rubbed her flogger over my back and tickled my skin with it's
leather straps dancing lightly on my flesh. I wriggled and squirmed, much to my 
tormentors' amusement, and Sandy moved the flogger to my buttocks, my thighs,
legs, testicles and nipples, lightly wiggling it over my skin. I recoiled when
it gently flowed over my cock: they were just toying with me but it I would
prefer the teasing over angry punishment with the weaponry at their disposal.

I think Sandy sensed my body entering a relaxed state; the birds tweeting and
squawking combined with the gentle breeze and soothing touch of the leather
tails were sending me into a dreamy haze. I had forgotten my predicament! 

Sandy reminded me of my precarious position with a sharp whip across the
buttocks, followed by two further high-intensity hits. I yelled in agony, but
she returned to light flogging across my thighs and upper back where I barely
felt the weapon in her hand.

I groaned and writhed as the flogger swept over my skin: I knew my ordeal was
far from over. Sandy took pleasure in reminding me with a further two ferocious 
whips of the flogger, causing the tails to sting my punished bottom and the tips
curl around my thigh and land painfully on the thin skin.

I screamed; hopping on one leg as a volley of profanity left my mouth. Ramona
laughed loudly; her face had exploded into sadistic glee as the flogger struck
me and I had barely been able to deal with the intense pain.

I was confused by Sandy constantly altering the strength of her strokes; it
didn't make any sense except to befuddle me. Ramona was watching intently as her
friend softly dragged and lightly struck my bare bottom. My body sizzled from
the smacks I'd received earlier but the softness of the flogger was tranquil and
soothing.

I was brought out of any mellowness I was in when Sandy brought the flogger
across my backside with incredible intensity. I screeched in shock and pain,
begging for them both to stop with the sustained mistreatment.

“You,” Ramona shouted as Sandy flayed my rump with unbelievable pain. Sandy
struck my exposed arse with every word her colleague uttered as I begged for
mercy. “Are. A. Disgusting. Creature.”

“Please. No more,” I cried, tears streaming down my face. My legs were almost
touching Ramona as I desperately tried to put my body out of reach of the
sadistic Sandy. “I can't take any more. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.”

“You will be,” Ramona promised and nodded towards her accomplice. I felt her
move and closed my eyes, clenching my buttocks in anticipation for what I was
about to receive from her.

Sandy grunted as she swung the flogger onto my body, hitting me with the dozens 
of tails on my abused buttocks, stinging and blisteringly hot from her earlier
activities. My flesh combusted into a vicious collection of white-hot slashes as
the sound of my torment filled the small island.

I screamed and pulled fiercely on my bindings, causing the rope to dig into my
wrist painfully, but I barely felt it. My rear was deluged with a torrent of
agony: a final present from Sandy's flogger, as she passed the weapon to Ramona.


“Did that 'urt?” Sandy taunted and smacked my thighs with her hands as she came 
up behind me. I felt her warm breath on my neck as she rubbed the angry flesh
with her soft palms. “It should do!”

“And he's still got a stiffy!” Ramona cried, causing my cheeks to burn with
embarrassment. “He's a tough one!” 

Sandy whispered in my ear. “You really are some perv, aren't you?” I nodded and 
swallowed: my body was betraying me! “If you enjoyed the flogger, we'll knock
that out of you!”

Ramona nodded towards Sandy who walked towards the centre of the clearing and
looked into my bucket of fish, while Ramona selected a long cane from bag,
chortling mischievously. 

“That's mine,” I called out as Sandy pulled out a knife and sat down on the
wooden log next to the tent. I watched her as she started gutting the fish I had
caught and tossing them into a big pan.

“Ours now,” Sandy replied, ogling my stricken body with a malevolent smile; I
felt violated by their abundant torture: I was not their plaything! “We may
share it.”

“That's theft!” 

“We're pirates,” Sandy reminded me and as I went to protest Ramona introduced
the wooden cane to my backside with such force it caused me to scream in agony.

“Please,” I begged. “I won't do it again.”

Ramona said nothing and another white-hot streak of pain was added to my butt.
She laughed at my incoherent blubbering, begging to be shown mercy and savagely 
continued to strike my rear, causing me to writhe and wriggle in a wall of pain.

She laughed at my erection; my cock was betraying me again and as my body was
brutally beaten, it got harder and harder. I cursed it; Ramona told me she would
continue to strike me until I showed contrition, but Sandy was sat in front of 
me, and lifted her skirt to flash glimpses of bare pussy.

I closed my eyes, but the knowledge that Sandy's delightful haven was on display
was too powerful and I opened them to watch Sandy ignite the kindling with a
lighter. 

“Please,” I begged as the cane struck me for the umpteenth time and I
desperately tried to think of unsexy images. It was no use: being immobile and
naked in front of two sadistic young ladies was always going to win any battle
in my mind.

Sandy's soft hand wiped a tear away from my cheek and she looked into my
desperate gaze with a smile. “Perhaps he needs someone to encourage it,” she
teased and ran a finger along the top of my errant cock. “Perhaps,” she started 
and gripped the base of my manhood as she ran it along my shaft to the tip.
“Perhaps, he's insatiable.” 

I relaxed my shoulders and groaned, savouring the electricifying sensations of
her gentle touch, as her fingers soothingly ran up and down my cock. She was
gentle and elegant, watching every move my body made in response to her sensual 
touching. 

She smiled knowingly as my body began to surrender to her charms; my loins
fizzed and itched with a burning lust, so nearly satisfied on the boat and then 
beaten between the trees: my morning had been complete sexual torment, but now
it was being satisfied. Sandy massaged my cock, spreading the pool of wetness
over my glans and down my desperate member.

There was nothing I wanted more at this point than for Sandy to continue what
she started: to bring me to the climax I so desperately needed. I was restrained
and could not offer any resistance to her actions, I was at her mercy and my
cock stiffened as a result of this thought. Sandy licked her lips seductively at
me as her fingers caressed my balls and slid underneath my exposed body. I
shuddered as a wave of energy flew through my loins. I was nearly there; I was
ready.

“Is he enjoying it?” the Captain asked from behind my left shoulder. Sandy
answered but I barely noticed her speaking. I did notice the firm, powerful
stroke of Ramona's cane, exploding a deafening crack on my buttocks and causing 
me to jump in shock and pain. “Enjoying it now?”

Tears streamed down my face as I yelled at my captors: this was a nasty torment,
but they continued. For every stroke of my cock, I got a stroke of the cane. I 
tried so desperately to enter the lustful fog, ready to induce the climax I so
desperately needed. I pleaded with my body: I needed to come, but it refused.

Sandy and Ramona knowingly left a few seconds between each stroke and it just
wasn't enough to take me to my heaven. My rump was burning with pain. I knew it 
would be bright scarlet and I wanted to soothe it, but my highly excited state I
could not stop Sandy from stoking my fires. 

I begged, pleaded, prayed and wished but the women refused to relent and after
several dozen excruciating strokes of the cane, I surrendered to their game. 

Ramona chuckled: she said she knew I would not be able to cope with their
torments and threw the cane in front of me feet as she sauntered towards the
fire. “We beat you,” she tormented. 

I watched as Ramona stoked the small fire and stirred the fish stew suspended
above it. She added some logs to the flames as Sandy came up behind me and put
her arms around my chest. “If you behave yourself, it's over now,” she promised 
and kissed me on the back of the neck. My body shivered and she put a blanket
over my shoulders as the fire took hold. 

I spluttered a few times as the smoke drifted from the fire and into my face,
but was certainly at peace; I drifted out of the conversation Sandy and Ramona
were having and just savoured the warmth of the blanket and the sun as I lay
restrained in the small wood.

Twenty minutes later, Ramona tied a two foot length of rope to both of my
ankles, and then reached above my arms to unfasten my right hand. I wriggled my 
wrist free as she loosened the knot, and instantly worked on my left hand. “You 
still can't go anywhere,” she reminded me as my finger tips dug into the other
knot.

I took a few deep breaths as my hands came free and winced as my fingers touched
my tortured rear. “You've …” I spluttered as I rubbed my reddened flesh.
“You're …”

“Don't finish that sentence,” the pirate demanded and jabbed me in the shoulder,
pushing me towards the small fire. I stumbled as I moved, shaking my
desperately stiff shoulders and tripping over a tree root. 

The undergrowth dug into my bare feet, but Sandy passed me a bowl of fish stew
as I fell to the ground. “It'll do you good.”

“I don't want anything from you,” I snapped in a sultry voice. Sandy pushed the 
food into my shaking hands; I put it on the ground next to me, looking at her
defiantly.

“Little brat means trouble,” Ramona replied, and stared at me as she picked up
my underwear from my small pile of clothes and tossed them onto the fire.

“Oi,” I yelled as the flames licked the navy cotton. “That's mine.”

“Eat,” Ramona demanded and picked up my trousers. “They'll be next.”

“I can't go back to the mainland naked,” I yelled, waving my finger in her
direction. 

“Who says we are going to release you?” Sandy giggled, but Ramona was serious
and held my clothing in her arms; I was certain she would burn it, and scared of
how far they would go, I picked up the bowl of dinner.

Sandy had done well with the fish I had caught and the stew had been cooked with
carrots and potatoes that they must have brought with them. The young blonde
pirate smiled as I finished my lunch and downed a bottle of water they provided,
while they drank mead from brown bottles.

I had done my best to perch on the edge of the log, anxious for my buttocks not 
touch the rough edge of the wood; I knew it would irritate my assaulted flesh if
I did and after the two pirates emptied the pot of stew, before singing The
Good Ship Venus. I was expected to join in, but barely knew the words to the
bawdy anthem.

Ramona took the three bowls, several empty bottles and stew pot and piled them
together, before telling Sandy she had “half an-hour.” Sandy's eyes twinkled
with expectation and as the Captain left the small copse. 

“She's married,” Sandy explained with a coy look. “But I'm not.” My heart
pounded in my chest as I considered my predicament: what did Sandy expect from
me? My ankles were still fastened together, and she pushed my softly on my
shoulder so I slipped off the log and landed on the soft earth with a painful
bump.

My arse reminded me of the punishment it had taken earlier in the day at the
hands of the vicious women holding me captive. “Whoa!”

“All that whipping and flogging has got me hot.” Her voice broke slightly as she
stood over my trembling body and pressed on my shoulder with her foot, pressing
me down onto the woodland carpet. The salty sea air filled my nostrils and
unhitched her skirt as she looked into my eyes. “You get me warmed up, you take 
the fire.” I made vague protestations but Sandy had a sabre that she tapped
menacingly.

The young lady disrobed: not frantically or elegantly, but in control; she knew 
what she was doing. My cock, still dripping with lustful intent, stiffened at
the sight of her bare pussy, glistening seductively in the midday heat. 

Sandy barely said a word as she stepped over my aching body and lowered crotch
to my mouth: her abundant wetness was sweet and delightful and she wriggled her 
hips to settle herself upon my face.

Her hands ran the length of my body as my tongue touched her dripping slit. She 
scraped her fingers on my chest, seductively digging her nails into my body and 
causing me to cry out in pain.

She bucked her hips and groaned, delighting as my tongue wrapped around her
clit, flicking and sucking on her pearl. She leant over my body and slapped my
thigh as I kissed her slick button, striking me aggressively for every flick of 
her clitoris. 

She ignored my cries of pain and discomfort, bucking her hips and riding me like
a woman possessed and consumed by lust. She panted passionately but with every 
hit of her palm against my thigh, she got closer and closer to her orgasm.

She was insatiable, sharing a moment of desire and lust with me as her body
trembled and quivered. My cock was desperate for a release and hearing her
approach orgasm, I touched my cock with my hand. 

Sandy screeched and twisted my nipples with both of her hands, bucking her hips 
wildly as I screamed in agony. My body was immobilised by pain, emanating from
the tortured nipples, my abused rear and my flogged back, but Sandy clearly
delighted in my torture, as with a banshee-like shriek, her body tipped her into
a climax.

Sandy shook; her legs quivered and her loins were pressed firmly onto my face,
desperately licking her moist cunt. She squeezed her grip on my nipples,
twisting them further and then slumped forward onto my erect cock.

Tears rolled down my cheek as Sandy released her grip on my body and I massaged 
my abused nipples. It took a few moments of Sandy to move, but she hauled
herself off my body,

I scrambled to my feet using a tree for assistance and the naked pirate pulled
her sabre from the floor, holding it out in front of her. “Go,” she demanded and
pointed towards the small beachy harbour as she picked up her clothing. 

“But my clothes …” I looked around the clearing for my garments but they had
vanished. Sandy dug her metal implement into my side and pushed aggressively. I 
stumbled with my ankles tied, having to rely on the local flora for balance as
Sandy lead me towards my boat.

Captain Ramona pushed me up against the nearest tree and hissed in my ear.
“We're letting you go now,” she promised. “But if you ever come to these waters 
again I'll turn your bum not red but black and blue. You understand?” I nodded
as her bare hand smacked my painful rump, causing it to ignite angrily under her
aggressive touch. “I mean it. You better stay away if you know what's good for 
you.”

I nodded and she released me, cutting the rope between my legs before I
scrambled away from her. My clothes, without my underwear, were in the boat
along with my empty bucket that once contained fish and I breathed a sigh of
relief as I touched my wooden craft. “I'll push you off,” the naked Sandy
promised and I sat on the wooden seat as they untied my boat from it's
“moorings.”

“See you tomorrow, John,” the Captain cackled as the two pirates pushed my boat 
into the open sea. “I'll bring my chains!” She blew me a kiss with her wicked
smile as I waved back, looking at my sexy tormentors; they were wonderful women.
My bare bum sparkled angrily as it touched the rough wooden seat of the boat
and I adjusted myself; it was painful. 

“And I'll see you in the pub,” Sandy promised and my evening companion from the 
previous night grinned at me as they threw items into their own boat for the
trip back to the mainland. “You owe me a drink!”

So that's the real reason why I love coming on holiday to these parts; the women
are filthy. They are very accommodating. They are so, so wicked. And most of
all, they are incredible amounts of fun!

As my soon-to-be blackened rump will testify to.