Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. K9Facts for Sensuous Women By Anonymous Joan, I am sending you this without revealing my name, because I wish to remain entirely anonymous. Even the e-mail address from which this comes will be shut off immediately after I send this. I am sending it because I felt some of your female readers would benefit from being more knowledgeable as they consider pursuing sexual pleasures with their dog. I am a 35-year-old single female, living in the US (mid-west). I have had the pleasure of enjoying some great sex with four different dogs over the past ten years. I have had some great sexual experiences with men too, but find my private times with my dog have given me a special kind of unhurried fulfillment (when his tongue laps me to repeated orgasms), and highly enjoyable frantic fucking sessions. Someone shared the following with me, and I am now sharing with you and your readers. I don't know the original source. A GUIDE TO SEX WITH MALE DOGS 1 - Anal sex with dogs; Being on the receiving end Most male dogs are more than happy to mount you and "fuck you silly." Some are less enthusiastic than others. There are dangers to being mounted by a male dog though. First, one must understand the anatomy of the male canine reproductive system. A dog's penis is unlike that of a human's. The appearance, texture and sensitivity are much different. Working from the tip back, the end of a dog's penis is somewhat blunt with a slight angle. It typically swells to it's greatest shaft width along the 2/5 furthest from his body, then gradually tapers until you reach the bulb at the base of the exposed, unsheathed penis. The bulb is a large swelling at the base of the penis which consummates the tie between a bitch and a dog during sex. On a German Shepherd dog, it's normally about three to three and a half inches wide, a plenty good handful for most. If you're going to have sex with a male dog, the bulb and "the Os Penis" are your main concerns. The Os Penis is a bone inside the shaft of a dog's penis. If he gets overly excited and starts thrusting rapidly, you could get jabbed with it and, if you do, trust me, you won't sit comfortably for days. If you allow a dog to mount you, there is a definite chance that you may tie with him... that the bulb, (also known as the knot) will swell inside of you, and keep you two stuck together. If you do not prepare yourself, you could be in for fifteen to thirty minutes of agony... or at least substantial discomfort. Start loosening yourself up by using whatever you can fit up your anus. Graduated dildos work very well and are available at most adult stores. Wait until you are comfortable with at least a three inch circumference before taking on a dog. To get a dog to mount you, grasp his sheath gently and start rubbing the base of it, near his ball sac. He should, at that time, start thrusting. Some dogs will try to mount you right then and there. Remember, if it's his first time, he'll need some guidance. Even some old pro's need guidance. If he does not try to get on your back, try pulling him up and jerking him off as he 'stands' behind you. If he does not want to get on your back, try laying on your back, legs hanging off of a couch or bed, and have him lay on top of you, on your belly, and try it that way. Once you've gotten him to mount you, attempt to guide his penis into you. Remember, if he misses, that Os penis can hurt. Once inside of you, most of the rest is up to him. If he ties with you, it is imperative he NOT pull out of you until he starts getting softer. Otherwise, you may have one hell of a story to tell at the Emergency Room! Once tied (and her has finished), the dog will probably try to turn around so that you're butt to butt with him. This is an instinctual behavior. If he starts trying to pull out or panics, grab whichever of his legs that you can, and try to hold him against you so he doesn't pull out. It is a very good idea to have someone else present the first time you tie with a dog, in case of an emergency. Sit back, enjoy fifteen to thirty minutes of elation. Then, once he starts getting softer, let him pull out of you. Do not lick his penis or touch it with your bare hands. Not only will it be very sensitive, but there will be bacteria on his penis that can make you ill. However, it will not effect him. Some dogs may not want to mount or show an interest in mounting. Others will never tie, only sit inside of you. There are also dogs that don't turn when they are, or are not, tied. It all depends on the individual dog. 2 - Vaginal sex with dogs; Being on the receiving end The same applies to females for anal and vaginal sex. Refer to number one above for more information. Those females who have spoken up about vaginal sex with male dogs have offered volumes of praise about their canine companions, and have reported having little to no problems accommodating the bulb. 3 - Oral sex with dogs; Being on the receiving end Some dogs are natural born lickers, and will lick anything and keep licking until whatever they are licking is raw. Others will never lick anything in their lives. Once again, dogs (as individuals) will each act differently in different situations. The best way to find out how your dog will react is to give it a shot. If your dog is not very enthusiastic about licking, try using gravy, peanut butter or any other treats your dog might enjoy. DO NOT use chocolate-based products or chocolate, as large amounts of chocolate can be toxic for dogs. Both males and females alike have testified to the pleasures to be derived from oral sexual stimulation provided by dogs. 4 - Oral sex with dogs; Giving A dog's penis is very sensitive, so be careful when handling it. When exposed, the penis is prone to dry out if not kept constantly wet. Spit works well. Try to avoid smearing it on with your hand. Using your tongue is much more fun anyway... :). To get a dog aroused, use the same process as described above. Grasp the sheath near it's base, close to the dog's ball sac, and start rubbing rapidly. You will be able to feel the bulb become more defined within the sheath. At that point you must pull the sheath back before it gets too large to fit out the slit. Otherwise, your dog will be uncomfortable until his erection subsides. When thrusting, you can either take the dog's penis into your mouth, or continue to rub behind the knot. You must be very careful if you choose to take the dog's penis into your mouth, remembering how sensitive it is, and keeping him from scraping his member on your teeth. Once he is fully erect, you can experiment! Most dogs will just stand and pant away happily as you lick, suck, or rub their cocks. Expect him to stay hard for five to fifteen minutes, on average. Dog cum is quite tasty, usually bitter sweet, and continues to shoot from the time he's about half hard and coming out of his sheath to the time when he starts going back into his sheath. Refer to the chart below for semen volume. 5 - Oral sex with dogs; Neutered males Most neutered males lack any interest in having sex. Some are capable of maintaining a half-erection for a short period of time and ejaculating prostatic fluid. If you encounter a neutered male and try masturbating him, stop if he seems uncomfortable. Some will be, some won't be, but don't expect a neutered male to behave like an un-neutered male. He won't. 6 - What does dog semen have in it? (This section was compiled by Dogzoo [dogzoo@teleport.com]) Volume ............................ 7-10 cc with a variation from 0.5 to 20cc Water percentage ........... 97% (highest of animals) vs. man at 90% (lowest) Contents: Ash, protein, lipids, potassium, sodium, calcium, magnesium, phosphorus, iron, chlorides, sulphur, amino acids, albumins, proteoses, nucleoproteins, mucin, albumoses, fat globules, thiamin, riboflavin, pantothenic acid, niacin, ascorbic acid, (Vitamin C) enzymes and fructose. Prostate fluid is highly alkaline, which neutralizes acids in the bitches' vagina. Naturally, larger dogs produce more semen than smaller breeds. Reference: "Vet obstetrics and genital diseases," S. Roberts, Edwards Brothers Publishing 7 - How large is a dog's penis? (This section was compiled by Dogzoo [dogzoo@teleport.com]} Breed Useable Length (in inches) Diameter (in inches) Cocker Spaniel....... 2.0-3 ......................... 0.5-1 Greyhound............ 2.5-3 ......................... 0.5-1 Bulldog.............. 2.5-5 ......................... 1 Dalmatian............ 3-4.5 ......................... 1 Collie............... 4-5 ........................... 1 Labrador............. 4-6 ........................... 1 Irish Setter......... 4-6 ........................... 1 German Shepherd...... 5-7 ........................... 1.5 Great Dane........... 5-7 ........................... 1.5 Saint Bernard........ 7-9 ........................... 1.5-1.75 Mastiff.............. 7.5 ........................... 1.5-1.75