Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. The Things We Did His story about the couple he was invited to share sex with... and the amazing "cunt" he got to enjoy. I had answered their ad in our local swingers publication, and to my surprise his reply came quickly by mail. He explained that he liked to watch his wife have fun, and she enjoyed having fun with another man while he watched. He gave his cell phone number and a time to call. Enclosed with his reply was a Polaroid of her. Her face was cut out, but it was easy to see that she would be lovely. Her body was full-figured, not fat, and hot. Obviously middle-aged, with large firm breasts... just what I was looking for. I could see from her pose and the surroundings that she was a classy lady. I was hoping that she would be just as much a slut. I like women who are just a bit slutty. I called as requested, and had a pleasant conversation. He explained that an initial meeting could be arranged, but with no obligation. That was fine with me, as I always reserve the right to walk away at any time if the comfort level drops. I explained that I respect limits and would love to meet them both. A meeting was set for a local bar for a drink and casual introductory conversation the following Saturday night. I went to the bar with hopes of finding a swinging friendship that would last for many orgasmic years. When they arrived it was easy to see that she held the key to the evening and any fun that was to be enjoyed. We talked for several hours, and I was feeling that this was not going anywhere, but they were enjoyable company, so I stayed. I'm very glad I did. The end of the evening came, and we parted company with the exchange of home phone numbers and a promise of a call. Sunday evening I received a call from her, thanking me for an enjoyable evening. She said that they had talked and were in agreement that I would be an enjoyable sexual companion. A meeting was arranged for the following Friday night, and if all went well it could turn into a weekend of sexual bliss. She asked that I make arrangements at the Holiday Inn in a nearby town for two adjoining rooms, both in my name, to protect their identity. We were to share expenses. I was to check into both at 7 pm, and call them with the room numbers. She asked that I leave their room unlocked and wait for a knock on the door adjoining the rooms. I was also to bring booze and food for three. The knock came at exactly 8 pm. Opening the door, I was greeted by her husband (Jay). She (Kay) was nude on the bed with her legs spread, stroking a dildo slowly into her pussy. (I would later learn that she liked it to be called "a cunt", you'll read why as I write.) Jay invited me in for the show, and asked that I help her with her toys. Stripping my clothes off, I joined her on the bed. My cock rose quickly to the excitement of her toy parting the lips of her cunt. I noticed that her lips became really stretched as she pulled the dildo out, and she would jam it back in really hard just as her cunt lips began to stretch. I was stoking my cock as Jay took off his clothes. He joined us on the bed next to her head. Kay rolled her head to his cock and started sucking his cockhead. Her full lips wrapped around the crown of his cock, and without moving to take him deeper she began to flex her lips and swirl her tongue around the crown. Jay lasted all of thirty seconds before filling her mouth with his cum. She didn't pull away. I almost lost my load then and there. Damn she was hot, and she swallowed, too. Jay asked where the booze was, and went to mix us a drink. As he left the room he urged me to help her cum. Kay took my hand, placing it on the toy, and moving it at a pace she liked... slow and forceful. I tried several times to pull the thing out of her cunt, but just as her lips would stretch, she would raise her hips and stop me. That went on for several minutes. She came with a scream just I was pulling it out hard, not letting her have it back. As it popped free I moved between her legs and held my cock at the mouth of her cunt, stirring the lips with the head, and running my thumb into her clit as her orgasm intensified. I jacked off into her cunt, squirting a huge load into her open hole. It was only then that she spoke: "Get Jay, and move out of his way. He likes to clean up my sloppy cum-filled cunt." Jay, having heard her screaming an orgasm, had returned to the room and handed me a drink just as I turned to call him. Jay dove onto her cunt and very loudly sucked up her cum-filled cunt. I picked up the dildo, which was about 10-inches long. It had what looked like a butt plug at the end... around 3" in diameter. That's what stretched her lips as it was being pulled out. Her juices were down the shaft around 7", so I figured that once I really got into her that I'd be able to brush the head of my cock on her cervix. Boy... I had no idea of what was to come. Jay stayed between her legs for a full ten minutes. The whole time he licked her she talked to me. She started by saying that they both enjoyed having sex with another guy, but they were very selective. If this weekend worked out, I would be their only guy until I decided to move on to another situation. She told me that they liked to do really trashy things, and that anything that I wanted they would be game for. She explained that my limits would be respected, but they both hoped that with time all things could be done in the name of fun. She told me that Jay was "just a bit cuckold," liked to be told what to do, and liked to clean her sloppy cunt after sex. She said that since 5 pm he had cum inside of her three times... and that after each she had put the plug (as she called it) into herself so that his cum stayed in. That explained why she had held her hips so high as I had jacked off into her. Kay asked me to let her suck me hard. Her mouth was like velvet on my cock. She had me hard in seconds, and asked if I'd like a very special fuck. Of course I said yes. Jay moved to the side as I got between her legs. My balls hang low in their sack. My cock is 7-1/2", and as thick as a silver dollar is round. But it slid into her with no resistance. I wondered what kind of fuck this would be as I could hardly feel her on me. When my balls were resting on her cunt lips she pulled her legs up, holding them with her hands. Then she directed: "Jay... please put his balls inside of me." I didn't know about that. She sensed my tension, and said: "Jay is going to slide his fingers next to your cock, and then spread my cunt open. Then he will slide your balls into my cunt, and then slide his fingers out. Sometimes my cervix flutters, so if you feel the head of your cock being tickled, push into it. That drives me crazy." What could I say but "OK." That was about as slutty as it gets, and we still hadn't had 2 minutes of conversation... no foreplay, no lead-up... just bam, open the door, and go at it. Jay did just as Kay had said, prying her cunt open and shoehorning my balls inside. I know this sounds impossible, but as my balls went in, she rocked back... and I swear that the head of my cock went right inside of her cervix. It felt like a tight ring around the head of my cock, and went just over the crown. What a feeling! As Jay's fingers slid out, Kay's outer lips tightened around me like I had a strap around my works. Kay started shaking, and Jay moved around to stradle her face. He started to rub his cock around her face. He held her legs, freeing her hands. One of her hands went to his cock, and the other to her clit. When her finger hit her clit, her cunt tightened up... pulling me as far in as possible... and squeezing my balls. She started to shudder inside, and gargled on Jays cock as she came hard, shaking so hard that her breast jiggled like jello. She was coming down as I started shooting. I was trapped inside of her, not able to move. As I started shooting, the muscle-like ring around the head of my cock started to tighten and pulse. I couldn't pull out because my balls were held inside of her cunt's grip. The harder I came, the more her cunt fluttered. I couldn't get free... as if I wanted to. Jay pulled his cock free of her mouth, as if rehearsed a thousand times. As it came free, she sucked his balls into her mouth as he shot his load across her breasts. Kay spit out Jays balls with a pop. With a slutty grin on her face she asked: "How does it feel to be held in place by a knot... like a stud dog?" As she spoke, I could feel her cunt getting tighter and tighter. Jay said: "Just relax a little. Don't pull too hard... and her cunt will spit you out." Several minutes later my balls popped free... one at a time. As expected, Jay was between her legs before my cock was completely out. And very unexpected, I was still as hard as a rock. Kay sucked all of the cum and cunt juice from me, licking my balls clean, just as Jay finished cleaning her cunt. I looked at the clock. It was 10:30. We had been at it for two and a half hours! I went to mix us drinks and to make a snack. That was the start of something wild that would last for a while. Kay's "cunt" turned out to be the most amazing that I have ever been in. It was able to swallow me... balls and all... but still able to tighten to the point that it could nibble the head as though it were a tight sucking mouth. She's also Bi. Jay turned out to be Bi too. And... oh the things the three of us did together. 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