Synopsis: Fictive story about punishment of speeding in Denmark. Partially based on a proposal by the Danish politician Overgaard, it takes place in year 2016 where the city center of several cities had banned cars from entering them resulting in a need for an alternative method of transportation because the roads were old and narrow. There is no space for bus-service. Title: The shameful speed hog ----------------------------- 1. A bad day in the traffic --------------------------- Oh - No. He knew it before he opened the letters from the police. Several of nice pictures were printed with his car and him behind the driving wheel speeding well above the limit. It came to a total of 90 kilometers. Every 10 kilometers meant community service for 5 hours. The service had to be served very locally and on Sundays. It consisted of cleaning up in ditches along the Danish highways. It was considered a very suitable punishment for people, which drove their vehicle too fast. But 9 Sundays! How could he explain his wife this. And they had so many parties to attend in the next months. Because the pickup for the community service always was at the local town hall, he was also at risk of being seen by his neighbors. It would be very shameful if they saw him in the community service boiler suit. Then he saw it. An alternative was offered. He could serve in the rickshaw service in Copenhagen. If he did he could do his punishment in just 3 days. The rickshaw service was an experiment made by the Danish government, because it had become difficult to find task for all the offenders, which were caught speeding. Because the task was regarded as harsh compare to cleaning the ditches the total number of hours of community service were less, if the offender chose this method of punishment. 1 day of training and 2 days in the weekend as human horse in Copenhagen. Then his entire punishment had been served. It could secure his anonymity because the ponies were hooded with a leather hood, which disguised their faces. He signed up for the rickshaw service. He told his wife that he had to work in the weekend because his company had a chance to get a huge order. 2. Training day --------------- One Friday he entered the ranch, where the ponies were trained. Exactly where the ranch was placed was a secret as a service to the ponies. Once he had checked into the facility, he was followed a man wearing a heavy rubber apron and gloves to a dressing room and told to undress. He should carry only his running shoes along. Then they came to a bathroom. "Please, lie down on this bench on your stomach." He did as told. They cuffed him at his wrist and feet. Also a leather strap went over his body and finally he could a collar around his neck so his head could not be moved. It felt like being putted in a pillory. "We have to clean you before we put the tail into you" "Tail?" He was just about to ask what it meant when they inserted a gag-ball in his mouth. "Just relax. It would hurt only a little but when we insert this nozzle into you. We have lubricated it very well. It is only 2 liters." As told they inserted it and he felt the water running into his stomach. First it was not so unpleasant but then he felt the pressure of the water, which made him sweat. After a while all the water had run into him. Then the nozzle was removed and replaced by a butt-plug, which was inflated. "You have to hold it for 15 minutes or it would not be effective." Then the officer left him alone. His stomach began to cramp and it became worse every minutes. He moaned and groaned in the gag. Then his body began to shake out of control. Just as he was about to lose consciousness the man returned. He was released from his restraints and followed to a toilet. "I am now going to remove the plug. Relief your self and when you are finished please take a bath. You can remove the gag also." When he was finished he was followed to the stable. First came a kind of leather corset on. Leather cuffs were placed on his upper arms and his wrists. The cuffs at his wrists were a kind of leather mitten, which removed his use of his hands. They asked him to bow and they mounted a piece of leather at his crotch, which covered his genitals. There was a strap, which went between his legs. In the strap there was a hole. He felt something entering his anus. It was a tail mounted on a butt-plug. It hurt a little but the staff where experts and it went in fast. The tail was hold in place by the leather strap. "Now for the hood. It is very important. I think that the prospect of being anonymous is why you have chosen this harsh method of serving your punishment. Normally we only get those people, which have caused personal damage. They have not got a choice like you had." They pulled the leather hood over his head. There were small opening at the eyes consisting of small metal rings and a large opening at his mouth. They also put a posture collar on, which forced his head up. He did feel like looking down in shame, but it was not a possibility now. "Lets go outside where you cart waits for you. Because you are only going to serve for two days, it is a two-person cart you have to pull on your own. We only team people up, when it comes to longer sentences." The cart was connected to some D-rings at his corset and they also put a head-harness on with a bit-gag, where the reins were attached. Finally they mounted a harness so the weight of the cart was spread out over his body. "Lets start the training." For the next couple of hours we were command around the field by the instructor. Because it was a secret which people that did the community service as pony, it was not allowed to use a whip on the pony. It could leave marks on the ponies, which could reveal their identity. The control had to be made by the use of the reins only. It meant a lot of training because he had to work in the crowded and often narrow streets in the center of Copenhagen. A couple of time they stopped at a drinking post. It was a device, which looked very similar to something he had seen in the children's rabbit cage. Finally after some 3-4 hours the instructor was satisfied. He was lead back to the stable where he got a shower to wash the dirt of and went to get his orders by an officer after he had dressed into his own clothes. "You have to report out here on Saturday at 7'am. You have to change into the pony gear, before we drive you to Copenhagen in order to avoid being recognized. You are on duty 3 hours, then you have a lunch break and finally you have about 4 hours more of services, before we take you back here. You will of course be cleaned, but if you need to pee, just do it. You are properly aware that people convicted of white-collar crimes do clean the streets and they also have a duty to put sawdust where you do what you have to." He left and drove home very nervous about what was about to happen to him. 3. Saturday ----------- After the painful process of dressing (He could not adjust to the enema.) he was lead outside the stable where more than thirty ponies waited for the transportation to Copenhagen. The officers did not like talking among the ponies, so they were all gagged with huge gag-balls. All sizes of people were present, even some woman. They were ordered on a bus. Once arrived in Copenhagen, everyone was connected to his or her carts. Every pony had to start at separate places. He was ordered to "HoejBro Plads." His first costumer was a businessman, which he had to transport across the town. The price of using the rickshaw service was only about 2 euro regardless of the route and distance. But of course it was only allowed to use the service in the city center. It was a cheap method of transportation and very popular among tourists. Just as the businessman left, two young girls hired him. They went around the city center on a random route. They giggled and made comments about his body. They also took him to the one of the drinking posts and serviced him. Finally they ordered him to the town hall where they left him. Only 1 hour left before lunch break. However, first two Japanese tourists hired him for a ride to the other end of the city center called "Kongens Nytorv." Well arrived he went for the pony stand, where one of the officers took his bit-gag off and pulled a nosebag over his head. The food consisted of flakes of oatmeal. It was difficult to eat like this. Luckily the service was well known around the world and it was very popular to have once photo taken beside the pony and one of the tourists helped him so he could get something to eat. The tourist also helped him to something to drink. Once the lunch break was over and his bit inserted a young couple hired him for a drive to the church, where the Danish crown prince was married. They had a little difficult to find the right direction and had to ask a police officer for help because they could not communicate properly with the pony. The rest of the day went by transporting businessmen from one office to another. Finally his first day of service was over. Released from the cart he was followed on the bus once again gagged with a gag-ball. He was however to tired that he would not talked to any of the ponies if he had been able to. After the shower, he went for his car. He did not feel like talking with any of the other ponies and they were equaled shameful about their community service, so it did not take long before all had driven off in their cars. 4. Sunday --------- After being transported into town and hooked onto the cart, he stood waiting for the first customer. His behind was very sore and his legs were neither doing good. Luckily the harness was made so that the tenderness in his upper body was bearable. When he had been standing there for 15 minutes, he heard some familiar voices. It was Ann and John from his office. They were obvious out on some date. Normally he would be one of the first to spread such kind of new gossip in the office, but of course he could not reveal himself. Their secret was safe with him. "What are we going to eat today? Chinese?" "No, they have a lunch offer at a Greek restaurant down in Fiolstraede. But lets take a roundtrip in the city center first." It sounded like they were kissing back there, but of course he could turn around to see for himself. After a while they started to small talk. "Had you heard that James had been collecting 3 fines for speeding at the same day? Which one of the ditches do you think he is working in?" "Actually we don't know. We have tried to get one of the colleagues to drive around in order to take some photos even if it is illegal to do so. It could be fun to have those at the Christmas party. But we have not found out where he serve his punishment." "Do you think that he would try to avoid his punishment by choosing to do time instead?" "No, James is a man supporting the law. He would take his punishment. Even if it is correct that he would have to serve entire 9 Sundays as the rumors goes." "9 Sunday. That is a lot of punishment. But he knew the risk. A lot of time of the highway means a greater risk of being caught." Finally they arrived at their destination. Thank God for the leather hood. They had not recognized him. Leaving the cart Ann gave him a firm padding on his behind commenting: "Firm butt." Then they left. When it came to his lunchtime there was a lot of tourists around him. He even got hand feed by one of them. It was more pleasant than eating from the nosebag. He was grateful. Sometime during the afternoon he stood and waited at the town hall, when he suddenly saw his wife and two children approaching the cart. Had they recognized him? His wife said to the children: "Lets take the cart to Kongens Nytorv. Then we can use the underground train from there." "Could father not pick us up? My feet are tired." One of the children started to complain. "But he is working right now." They went onboard and he went slowly up trough the main pedestrian street. When they arrived his wife stopped and looked closely on him for a couple of minutes before the children distracted her. Then she padded him on his behind and left for the train. Did she recognize him? It did not look like it, but did she touch strange men like this? He was confused. Later he together with a female pony was hired to drive four tourists to the other end of the city center. He had to admit that he like the sight of the female body of the pony in front as they did the trip. When he had about a half hour left, he had to pee. He had no choice. Shameful he did it in the middle of the street. It ran down his leg and some ended up in his shoes. He was hardly done before a man in a yellow punishing boiler suit came and put some sawdust down on the spot where he peed. Finally the day was over and his punishment was over. Once he had been transported back to the ranch and stood in his own clothes, he got a chance to ask one of the officers how they managed to handle the cold whether. "This kind of community service does only exist from April to September. When the temperatures get below 15 degrees centigrade, the ponies also wear a tight latex suit. The suits get heated up very quickly. Did you learn anything from your experience by the way?" "I properly would stay below the speed limits in the future. This kind of punishment is simply to hard to cope with in the long run." "Then the message our government would like to tell people like you had gotten trough. Good luck in the future." 5. Epilogue ----------- When he reached his home, the children and his wife was already home. "Did you have a hard day at work. Did you get the order?" his wife asked. He nodded. He was too tired. "We have been in Copenhagen. We have been on a canal tour boat." one of the kids said. "Yes, and we also took a pony cart." the other one added. He did not like to talk about this subject further and hurried to ask what they would have to eat at dinner. "I have not been able to get any well-tasting food for lunch." When his wife went to get the children to sleep, he hurried out in the bathroom and washed the running shoes so they would not smell so bad. Once they were cleaned he managed to smuggle them out in the shed where they could dry without anyone asking questions of why he had cleaned them. When he finally sat in his bed and adjusted the clock, his wife turned toward him. With naughty expression in her face, she said. "Do you know that you have a firm butt, when you are exercise? How about I am giving you a ride for a change?"