To people wishing to get a hold of me (which I figured if you intentionally made your way to this page), then you're free to do so here! To warn people up front, you will have to be taken to the next page where you'll have to enter the image verification to prove you're not a spam bot. I'm sorry ASSTR has to do this to people but they're doing me (and you guys) the favor of not letting some asshats blowing it for everybody.

I just don't need my inbox to be cluttered with 50-something e-mails telling me I can enhance my breasts or my penis for the low price of $1.32 a month. Ugh.