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 The Last Kiss

   Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west
on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .

   So they stopped.  Big Steve, their leader, a big burly man of 61, gets
off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper
who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey
Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

   She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

   While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to
miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked...

   "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...  Why don't you give ole Steve here
your best last kiss?"

   So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
just that...

   And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another
even better one.

   After they breathlessly finished, SteveO gets a big thumbs-up approval
from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then
says, "Wow!  That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!

   That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts.  You could be famous
if you rode with me.

   Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

   "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
   It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed