1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man Is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a Congress. -- John Adams 2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do Read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain 3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain 4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man Standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill 5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on The support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw 6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which Debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy 7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep Voting on what to have for dinner. -- James Bovard , Civil Libertarian (1994) 8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people In rich countries to rich people in poor countries. -- Douglas Case , Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University. 9. Giving money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car Keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke , Civil Libertarian 10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live At the expense of everybody else. -- Frederic Bastiat , French economist(1801-1850) 11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short Phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it Stops moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan (1986) 12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers 13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it Costs when it's free! -- P. J. O'Rourke 14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as Possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -- Voltaire (1764) 15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics Won't take an interest in you! -- Pericles (430 B.C.) 16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the Legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain (1866) 17. Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it. -- Anonymous 18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at One end and no responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan 19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill 20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the Taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain 21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the World with fools. -- Herbert Spencer , English Philosopher (1820-1903) 22. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class, save Congress. -- Mark Twain 23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. --Mark Twain