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 Eric has his final adventure in his breakup with Sara.  He had a great plan
but like all plans it lasted only until he met the enemy.  Enjoy ! 
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   The Breakup Part 3

   Joan - Expect the Unexpected

   He opened the door and Joan the waitress walked in the room without
hesitation.  She arched an eyebrow as she examined him standing there in
only a pair of gym shorts.  `My, my honey looks like you're ready to get
down to business' she said with a laugh.

   `No, ah, I didn't think you would, ah glad you did' he stammer out
realizing he sounded like an idiot.

   She waved him off and strolled into the room and looked around.  She had
on an old jean jacket; some sort of lose white tank top and a short jean
skirt.  He noticed that she still had on her waitress shoes.  `Nice room, I
work here but never been in one' she said as she looked about the room. 
She took off her jacket, laid it on a chair and move to the bed.  She
looked over the messy bed then turned to him and said with a smile `I see
you've been a busy boy already.'

   `Ah, what do, ah , you mean?' he replied as he looked for a t-shirt.

   `Now honey don't bother with no shirt, I like looking at ya' she said
with big grin.  `Now don't tell me let me figure this here bed thing out.'
She said with a big smile.  She was really enjoying herself.  `Now let's go
over the possibilities of who you been banging in this bed here.'

   She walked over to the table and sat down.  `Now before I dazzle you
with my brilliance as a detective how about giving a poor girl a drink from
that fine bottle of scotch you got there?' she said in a matter of fact
voice.  `Why of course how rude of me' he replied with exaggerated courtesy
and a slight bow.  He put ice in two glasses and filled them half way from
his bottle of Glenlivet.  He made an obvious look at the door, checking the
locks handed her a glass and sat down.  `Thank you hon and don't worry
nobody's gonna come busting in here' she said in a flat tone.  He felt a
bit embarrassed but pushed that aside, can't let her get the upper hand and
replied in a flat voice as he looked her in the eye `One can't be too
careful'.  She nodded head, took a good drink of the scotch and said `I
understand completely, no offence meant.  Now let me do the math on who was
in that bed with you.  Wife?  No it's much too late for her to not be here.
If it was early she could be at the spa but then time would be limited and
you'd have jumped me by now.' He smiled and said `No wife'.  She wagged a
finger at him and continued `No help now.  Girlfriend ?  No a girlfriend
would definitely be here.  Sure wouldn't have let you go to the bar
trolling for more pussy !  So that leaves two possibilities a whore or'. 
His face took on an angry look and he said `a whore!' She snapped back `now
hold on their buster and watch your tongue !' Somewhat chastened he said
`I'm sorry, please continue with you fascinating analysis'.  She took
another sip of the scotch and continued.  `It's a bit too early for whores
anyway so that only leaves one possibility.  You fucked your best friends'
wife !  ` she said triumphantly.  He must have looked surprised because she
laughed and said `I nailed it!  Or should I say you nailed it !  From the
looks of that bed you two did some real fuckin and she gone and not coming
back so she had to be somewhere.  I love it !  You fucked your best
friends' wife !  Hay how was it?  How many time did you cum?'

   He leaned back in his chair and contemplated this interesting woman
across the table from him.  She sat there with a big smile on her
triumphant and very nice looking face.  Her white top wasn't really a tank
top it was more of an old style peasant top, well filled at the top and
hanging lose at the bottom.  He said `he's not my best friend'.  `But he is
a friend' she replied.  `Yes they both are and it was more like she fucked
me' he said in a defensive voice.  She waved him off and said `Oh don't get
all whiny about it, friends should fuck more and looks like you two fucked
good, how many times you cum?' He held up two fingers.  With a look of
concern she asked `Do you think you got one left in ya for me?' He looked
her up and down and said `I think if we work at it we can getter done'. 
They both laughed clinked glasses and took a long drink.

   `Are you a whore?' As soon as it came out of his mouth he felt a bit
uncomfortable but she gave no sign of offense.  `No not anymore.  I'm just
a horny old broad who saw you hittin on the bar gal so I said to myself
Joan do yourself and the bar gal a favor and fuck this guy.' `Not anymore?'
he asked.  Joan took a breath and said `I always thought of myself as a
stripper first and a whore as a side line.  I was a damn good stripper too,
had a killer body but once you get too deep into your forties no place will
let you strip.  Here let me give you an idea of what I looked like'.  She
reached in her bag and pulled out a smart phone bought up a picture and
handed it to him.  It was picture of a young couple on a beach with two
kids.  The young women about 30 and in a bikini that didn't hide much. 
`Very nice' he said.  `That my daughter, I think my ass was a bit better
than hers but don't you ever say I said that.' `Your secret is safe with
me' he replied handing the phone back to her.  `She's a stripper in Vegas,
although she says she's in a show and is not a stripper.  Plus she doesn't
get completely naked like I did.' `Does she do whore stuff too?' he asked.
She looked a bit defensive and shifted in her chair `no she's a good wife
and mother.  She performs in a show like many other young women in show
business.  No she doesn't whore'.  He got up to get more ice and to freshen
up their drinks.  When he came back she reach up and put her fingers in the
waist band of his gym short and said with a smile `let's see what you got'.


   She pulled his shorts down and looked approvingly at his cock.  She
lifted it and moved it from side to side inspecting it with a professional
eye.  `I've seen bigger but also smaller so all in all not bad' she said as
she nodded with approval.  `I'm glad I meet you approval, now let's see
what this ex stripper and ex whore has to offer' he said as he reached down
and pulled her to her feet.  He moved his hands up under her peasant blouse
and cupped her very nice tits.  She raised her arms and he pulled off her
top.  Her tits were good size and were natural.  He could tell because they
sagged as tits should on a women of a certain age.  A quick wiggle and the
jean skirt hit the floor.  She had no panties.  She stepped out of her
waitress shoes and did a few moves, turning 360 degrees and putting hands
on her hips.  She smiled and said `What do ya think?  Not bad for a 48 year
old stripper ah?' He had to agree not bad at all.  He felt his cock start
to fill and straighten.  He liked being naked with this gal.  He felt good
with her, she seemed so real.  He knew he could say anything to her, ask
her anything.  She looked at his growing cock and said `I see you do like
what you see, I'm glad because I feel the same way'.  He smiled, reached
out to stroke her pussy and ask `How come so much fur down here?' She gave
him a sly grin and replied `I've been in retirement and saw no need to wax
or shave, but that may change soon'.  She began stroking his now quite firm
cock and his fingers explored her bush.  He was pleasantly surprised that
is old stripper whore was wet.  His finger entered her and she moaned.  He
was very hard now and began walking her to the bed.

   She lay back on the bed and spread her legs wide.  He crawled up between
her legs, got her positioned just right and made ready to enter her.  She
put her hands on his sides and began rubbing up and down.  Her mouth was
open forming a little O.  Her eyes were also open and looking directly into
his open eyes.  He liked that.  The head of his cock was at her pussy.  She
shifted a little and pushed out as he was pushing in.  She was wet and his
cock was wet with pre cum.  He slid right in.  She made a sucking sound as
he went in deeper.  She felt so good !  He looked her in the eye and said
`Joan you feel so damn good!'.  She rubbed her hands up, down his back and
lifted her legs and said `Oh Eric you dick feels so good in me!  I love
fucking, I love being fucked'.  He was on his elbows above her and he began
fucking her harder.  She thrust up to meet his cock coming in.  The impact
pushed her body forward and made her tits jiggle.  He liked that and
smiled. She smiled.  He leaned down and kissed her passionately.  She
kissed him back no less passionately.  Their tongues met and went deep in
the others mouth.  He hugged her tight and she wrapped her legs around his
ass.  They hugged and kissed as they fucked furiously.

   He stopped and pulled away, his cock coming out of her pussy.  He could
keep fucking and wasn't about to cum, he just wanted to look at her, touch
her an explore other areas.  They looked at each other, kissed and made
littler purring sounds.  Their fingers touched and traced all over their
bodies.  `Joan dear would get on top' he asked.  `Oh Eric I thought you
would never ask'.  She quickly straddled him grabbed his cock and placed it
at her pussy.  She slowly lowered herself down keeping her fingers around
his cock until it was completely in her.  As he watched his cock
disappearing into her cunt he grabbed her hips.  When she pulled her hand
away he pulled down and thrust up hard.  He could feel his cock pressing
against her cervix.  Her back arch and she threw her head back.  `Oh God
you feel soooo goooood Damn Your DEEEEP!  Oh I love fucking !  ` she cried
out.  As she leaned forward he ground her hips back and forth.  He yelled
out `I love fucking !  You `re a great fuck !  Damn it Joan you're a great
fuck !' She leaned over him with her ample tits swaying with the movement
of their fucking.  He reached up and sucked a nipple into his mouth.  His
tongue and teeth teasing the little hard piece of flesh.  He ran his hand
down to her ass and felt his slick cock going in and out of her wet cunt.
He switched to her other tit and sucked furiously.  He wanted to eat her.
He had to eat her.  He pushed her up and said `sit on my face.' She looked
at him with the look of a women deep in sex and said `Oh Eric I want you to
eat me so bad but I'm so hair now, later I'll shave I'll...' `I need to eat
you Joan!' he said and with both hands on her ass he pulled himself down,
his cock popping out of her pussy.  He was not quite there so he pushed
more and she reluctantly wiggled forward.

   There she was, that wonderful hairy pussy was right at his nose.  He
licked and tasted her.  She was like a find vintage with a little spice. 
He rubbed his face in her and ran his hands up to her tits.  His tongue
circled and flicked her clit.  She fell forward onto all fours.  She moaned
`Oh God I'm cumming.  Oh ya I'm CUUUMMMMIINNG !!' OH YES !  YES !  OH IT"S
BIG DAMN IT"S ALL OVER !  OHHHHHHHHH YAAAAHOOOWWWW.  He spun out from under
her got to his knees and grabbed her hips.  Her head was down on the bed
and she was moaning loudly.  He grabbed his cock, quickly adjusted and
plunged it into her hot wet cum pussy.  She let out a long Ohhhhh.  He held
her hips firmly, his face took on a twisted look as every muscle tensed. 
He began fucking her very hard and with great abandon.  She stretched out
her arms to brace herself and pushed back.  The sound of slapping filed the
room.  `Fuuuckkk meee haaarrrd' came out of her as they slapped together.
Ether her cunt was squeezing his cock or his cock was swelling or maybe
both.  He was going to cum and cum big.  He kept pounding her.  He exploded
in her and yelled out something, he didn't know what.  Again an again an
again then it stopped but he still kept fucking her.  He slowed and finally
they fell forward and virtually past out.

   They lay there for quite a while just breathing deep and feeling the
force of the cum gradually recede.  She rolled over on her back and he
moved close, laying half on top of her.  They felt very comfortable
together.  Eventually he moved his hand and began trying to get her pussy
hairs out of his mouth.  She kissed him and then pulled a hair from her
mouth.  She laughed and said `I told you to wait, that I was hair, now
you've got a mouth full of fur.' He took on a wounded look and said `So you
didn't like my eating you?' She gave him a playful shove and said `Oh stop
! You know I loved it, it's just when I'm trimmed it's better for you'. 
Still adoption the sorrowful look he said `But I love eating your furry
cunt, it adds to the flavor.' He then spit out several hairs.  She
playfully shoved him again and said `You can't fool me boy!  I know from
long experience that a hair cunt is not a fun cunt.' They kissed and smiled
at each other.  He felt very relaxed with her.  He moved his hand to her
left tit and began to trace her nipple.  He took a breath and said `Joan
dear is it my imagination or has your "I'm just a good ol country girl"
accent disappeared?" She gave a little laugh and said `Eric dear, I guess
it is what one would call a situational accent.  When I'm waiting tables
or...well it just seems to fit.  I don't even know I've slipped into it'.
She sat up and turned around to face him and said `I am so glad you came to
the bar, I really need that.  Even for an old sex addict like me that was
sooo good.' With that she got out of the bed.

   She walked to the bathroom leaving him a bit annoyed that she had left.
In fact he was becoming very annoyed that she was leaving.  He liked her,
he didn't know why he just did and he didn't want her to go.  `Is an
electric razor all you have?' He was a bit startled and replied `what?'
`Razor, electric, do you have a blade razor and shave stuff?' `Ah no all I
have is the electric, why?' She walked out of the bathroom holding his
razor and a towel.  She walked to the bed and dropped them on his stomach,
turned and walked to the table and mixed two glasses of scotch.  He picked
up the towel and razor and ask `what am I going to do with this?' She
walked to the bed, handed him a drink and said, `shave my pussy'.  ' What!
Shave your pussy?  With this?' She put one hand on her hip, took a drink
and said `Yes Eric dear you have gotten me off the sidelines and back in
the game.  Now I need you to shave my pussy so the next time you eat it we
will both be able to fully enjoy the experience and not be pulling pubes
from between your teeth.  Plus when we kiss afterward I love that taste of
my cunt juice but a mouth full of pubes take the edge off a bit don't you
agree?' He sipped his drink and shook his head in the affirmative, her
logic was irrefutable.

   They position themselves on the bed.  Eric with his back against the
head board and Joan propped up on pillows.  Their legs cross with his cock
about a foot from her hair snatch.  They had placed the towel under their
crouches.  He popped out the trimmer and began to work on her bush.  They
talked, laugh and sip scotch as he trimmed her snatch.  He tells her about
his divorce, the sexual tigress Sara and being thrown out of the room and
into the hall naked.  They both laugh until she says `careful that's my
cunt you're trimming!' She told him about her three marriages.  The first
when she was young and stupid, the second to the father of her three kids,
two boys and a girl.  She loved George but she also kept stripping and
doing a little whoring now and then.

   `You know what ended it?' she asked.

   `Your whoring?'

   She laughed and said `you would think so but no, I caught him fucking a
neighbor in our bed!  I absolutely lost it.  Me!  The stripper, the whore,
the sex addict !  I couldn't take being cheated on in my own bed.'

   `What about number three?'

   `Oh that bum ?  You would think I would have learned something but no.
We I owned a club together for about a year then I ditched him and the club
and headed here.'

   `You owned a strip club?  I would think that would be right up your
alley'.

   `Stripping is a lot more fun that owning.  Everyone steals from you, the
girls are all nuts and totally unreliable, I mean don't these kids have any
work ethic these days'?

   `Do you ski?'

   `Why do you think I came here to Park City?'

   `Do you plan to stay here?'

   `Yes I'm planning to open a little shop and sell sex toys.'

   He thought about that as he finished shaving her pussy.  The electric
did a fairly good job.  He stroked around her cunt feeling the newly shaved
snatch.

   `I don't think a sex shop is a good idea here' he says `A better idea
might be a high end lingerie shop, that way men will come in to buy wives
and girlfriends very expensive items.  I think a sex shop has a more
limited appeal.  Upscale women may not go to a sex shop to get a dildo or
lotions but they would love a very high end lingerie store where they can
find hot sexy items to ware for their latest lover.  They will gladly drop
big bucks to look hot and have another women tell them how hot they are
plus slip them some hot lotion on the side.''

   Her eyes lit up and she said `I like that idea.  Yes lingerie shop, with
a few toys under the counter for the adventurous.  Yes an excellent idea
Eric!  ` She leans forward and inspects newly shaved pussy and said `Eric
you can have the pussy shaving concession'.  He removed the towel and
inspected his work, yes not bad at all.  As he strokes her newly clean cunt
he detects a bit of wetness.

   `What have we here?' he says dramatically.

   ` Oh I don't know but I see something coming up' was her sly reply.



   His fingers gently push her pussy lips apart and slip in.  `I think we
need to take this for a test drive' he says.  She pulls the pillow out and
slides back on the bed, her legs spread wide.  He tips forward and put his
face in her snatch, his tongue greedily licking the nice smooth pussy. 
Joan was surprised at how aroused she had become.  His tongue quickly
brought her to the brink.  `Oh my God Eric I'm almost cumming.  Oh fuck me
please fuck me now' she almost shouted.  He slid up her body and kissed her
as his cock went deep into her hot wet cunt.  He started fucking her hard.
She matched him and was soon crying out `OOOHHHHHH GODDDDDD'.  She clamped
hard on his cock.  He pulled out and flipped her over, grabbed her hips and
pulled her ass up and jammed his wet cock in deep.  She shuddered and cried
out.  He pushed her forward, his cock popping out of her cunt.  He licked
his fingers and wet her ass.  He wanted her ass.  He moved forward and
positioned his hard cock at her ass.  She stiffened and pushed back.  He
pushed forward and she opened.  The head of his cock entered her ass.  They
both moaned.  He said ` I'm going to fuck your ass hard'.  She replied `Yes
fuck it hard!  Oh God I love being fucking in the ass' .He plugged in deep
and began fucking her ass hard, in and out, harder.  He reached for her
clit and squeezed it as it bulged from his cock in her ass.  His nuts
tightened and he knew he was ready to cum.  He felt her cumming and she was
yelling.  He came very hard and yelled harder.  He kept fucking her ass and
his cum squirted out with each thrust.  They finally collapsed on the bed.

   The morning sunlight fills the room.  Eric stretches and realizes that
his dick is very hard.  He looks at Joan who is lay next to him on her back
and snoring lightly.  He gently pulls the covers off and spread her legs
just enough to get in between.  She stirs a bit but appears to still be
asleep.  He positions himself over her, per cum oozing from his dick.  He
moved forward and begin gently rubbing the wet head of his cock against her
smooth cunt.  She stirs and moans a bit.  He pushes a little more and
begins to enter.  She moves her legs wider apart.  He is moving in and out
getting deeper in each time.  She wakes with a startled shake and cries `Oh
it's you!  Are you fucking me'?  He pushes in more and says `I woke with
the big hard on and it seemed a shame to waist it, Do you want some coffee
or tea?' She stretched out her arms and legs and gives a big yawn then lets
them flop on the bed.

   `No that's OK, just keep fucking me'.

   Eric took a big sip of his scotch and pushed the recline button on his
window seat.  He liked the sound of aircraft engines.  He looked out the
window at the mountains passing below.  The best laid plans of mice and
men. He shook his head and laughed to himself.  He had this wonderful plan,
come out to Park City, fuck Sara, Ski, fuck her some more then dump her. 
It was a neat little revenge plan, she dumped him and now wanted to get
back together but on her terms.  It was always her terms.  He sip the
scotch again as he thumbed through the business plan for Joan's lingerie
shop.  Sally Ann's Intimates of Park City and London.  He wasn't sure is
saying a store existed in London when it didn't was a good idea or even
legal but it did sound good.  The best laid plans, well he did lay Sara but
revenge ?  She did through him into the hall naked so was that her revenge
or was fucking her his?  Weighty questions to be sure.  But then, what? 
Life took over from planning?  Susan, the wife of his friend Mike had made
a play for him and well he fucked her.  No doubt about it, she was a damn
good fuck.  He knew they would fuck again.  He was not sure how he was
going to handle that but time would tell.  And then there was Joan.  Fate,
blind luck, or was he a sucker?  Once again time would tell.  They had
spent the last two days reviewing her business plan.  He could still hardly
believe she had one.  She was a surprise a minute.  They even look at
locations.  The also skied a bit for an hour or so.  He had been toying
with moving to Park City, now he was flying back to wrap up things back
East and head West.  Oh and Karla, Susan's friend.  They had skied for a
few hours yesterday while Joan worked.  Interesting.  He finished his
scotch and asked the flight attendant for another.  My, my this new chapter
in his life promised to be a very interesting.  He took a large drink,
looked out the window at the snow capped mountains and thought one door
closes and another or maybe two or three or four open.  Very interesting
indeed.



   Thus ends the Breakup.  The characters will return to Park City to begin
new adventures in moving to a new city to re start lives, ski and of course
engage in new sexual experience.  I hope you will join me on this journey.
It will be fun to see where it leads.
   contact me at Joe ....  Sgrad42@gmail.com