Trip To Cancun
By Just Plain Bob
It was a conversation that I wasn’t supposed to hear. I was supposed to be at a customer’s that day, but the customer had called and cancelled. As a result I was sitting in my cubicle catching up on some paperwork. It was early, around seven-fifteen, and starting time wasn’t until eight, but a lot of the guys come in early to drink coffee and shoot the shit until starting time.
I heard Brad and Bill come in and sit down in Brad’s cube and they started talking about the latest idiocy promulgated by management and then they touched on yesterday’s ball game before getting to the inevitable discussion on women. By the time they reached the subject of women Brad and Bill and been joined by Sam, Al, Josh and Donny. Brad’s cube backs onto mine and is accessed from one aisle over so nobody had walked by my cubicle and no one knew I was there.
They covered all of the girls in the office and what they would like to do with each one and then Josh said:
“Suppose you could have one and only one, which one would you choose?”
“I’d go for Mary because of her big tits. My wife’s tits are so small that she barely needs to wear a bra,” Brad said.
Ted opted for Sally because she had the sexiest ass he had ever seen. “What about you Sam?” Ted asked.
“That’s easy, but she doesn’t work here.”
“Who is it?”
“Rob’s wife. I’d do Jenny in a New York minute and as many times as I could.”
“Too bad you won’t ever get the chance.”
“Why do you say that? She can be had; I’ve seen it in her eyes. Hell, everyone in the room could do her and probably all at the same time.”
“You mean a gangbang?”
“Maybe, but more likely it would just be one on one.”
“What do you mean?”
“Get her at a party with Rob distracted and I could fuck her. Fifteen minutes later I’ll bet Brad could do her and before the party was over I’d bet she’d do everybody at least once.”
“You are out of your fucking mind” Bill said.
“No I’m not” replied Sam, “She can be had and Rob knows it. Why else do you think he hovers over her. He doesn’t dare let her out of his sight.”
That wasn’t true. I hovered because I had been so stupidly in love with her that I couldn’t bear to be away from her.
“I’m telling you guys, she can be had.”
“Sam, you are so full of shit it isn’t to be believed.”
Further conversation was cut off when Harry, our section manager, hollered out:
“Hey! It’s eight o’clock, where in the hell are my workers?”
The little meeting in Brad’s cube broke up and the guys all scattered to begin their daily toil.
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On the drive home that night I wondered why Sam was so sure that he could get to my wife. She was gorgeous and that fact alone guaranteed that she would attract male attention and she did love to flirt and that kept the boys sniffing around her. I could have been wrong, but I didn’t think that Sam could get her. He just wasn’t her type at all. Still, it was an opportunity for me to try and make something happen. If I played it right I could maybe even make a buck or two. It would take some work on my part, but I just might be able to make it work for me.
The first step would be to bring Jenny in on it. Jenny had dinner ready when I got home and after some small talk about how our respective days had gone I asked her:
“How far might you be willing to go to come up with the money so that we can take that trip to Cancun that you want?”
“What kind of a question is that?”
“I think I know a way that we can get the money without having to borrow it and go into debt, but it will depend on what you are willing to do.”
“You need to explain to me where you are going here.”
I told her about what I had overheard. “I want to take advantage of that. What I want to do is invite them all over here for a barbecue and then I want you to make it look like you would be willing to fuck one or two of them if you got the chance.”
“You are out of your fucking mind Rob!”
“Hear me out okay? You are gorgeous and every man you know wants to get in your pants. You flirt a lot and that makes a couple of them think they have a chance. What I propose is that we have the barbecue and you do whatever you can to make sure that they think they can get you if they could just find some way to get me out of the way. Then I’ll set up a poker game for the following week. I’ll get Bill to start another conversation like the one I overheard this morning and as soon as Sam or one of the others says he is sure he can get you Bill will bet them that they can’t. We will set it up so he goads them into betting that they can and then he will say:
“Okay, I’m so sure that you can’t I’ll bet each of you five hundred bucks that you can’t. You can take your shot at the poker game. I’ll get Rob out of the way so you will have all the time you need to take your shot.”
"You will have primed them at the barbecue and they will be sure they can do it and they will take the bet. At the poker game you shoot them all down and we make three grand to pay for the trip to Cancun.”
“What would I have to do?”
“Take your normal flirting and go a little farther with it.”
“What do you mean by a ‘little farther?”
“That will be totally up to you. Anything except fuck them or give them blow jobs.”
“So what you are saying is that I should let myself get felt up, maybe rub a cock or two through the pants, do some heavy kissing and send everyone home with a case of blue balls?”
“Yes, that’s pretty much it. I want them to leave the barbecue just knowing that they can fuck you if they can just get a chance.”
“How are you going to get Bill to go along with it?”
“Offer him five hundred dollars. That will still leave us with twenty-five hundred for the trip. How about it, think you can do it?”
“Oh I can do it sugar and it might even be fun, but you do realize that there will be a downside to it.”
“What is that?”
They will all leave with a case of blue balls, but they will be leaving me hotter than a forest fire. After they are gone I’ll be doing my best to fuck your brains out. You had best start taking vitamins right now to prepare yourself.”
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The next day at work I got Bill off to the side, told him I’d overheard the conversation and then told him what I wanted to do. He got a big smile on his face and told me he would love to be a part of sticking it to Sam and the rest of the guys.
“You know I think the world of Jenny and it really pissed me off to hear Sam say that she would be an easy lay.”
Bill lined up; all that was left was to get the boys primed. It was too late to set up a barbecue for the coming weekend so I planned it for the next one and got everyone to commit to coming. After that it was a case of wait and see.
The barbecue was a success as far as I could tell. Jenny wore a pair of Daisy Dukes that had the cheeks of her ass hanging out. She was braless under the low-cut top she wore and I could see erections making tents in trousers. I noticed that at one time or another Jenny and each one of the guys disappeared for five or ten minutes and when I next saw the guy his trousers were tented. During the course of the afternoon I casually set up a poker game for the following Thursday and the guys all said they would come. They all left just knowing that Jenny was theirs if they could get me out of the way and true to her word Jenny damned near fucked me to death that night.
Bill made his move on Monday morning. I made sure to be late to work so they wouldn’t have to sweat me overhearing them, but I did have a voice activated tape recorder in my cubicle to catch the conversation. The conversation started off with everyone commenting on how hot Jenny looked at the barbecue and Sam said:
“I’m telling you guys, she can be had if we can just get to her when Rob isn’t around.”
Everybody said that they agreed with him, but getting me out of the way was almost an impossibility and that’s when Bill jumped in.
“Bullshit! You don’t have a prayer of getting her.”
“Oh come on Bill, everyone here knows that she can be had except for you. I think you are sweet on her or something and are looking at her through rose colored glasses.”
“Oh yeah? You want to put your money where your mouth is?”
“What do you have in mind?”
“The poker game on Thursday. I’ll get Rob out of the way and you take your best shot. I’ll bet each of you five hundred bucks that you don’t even get a kiss.”
“You have three grand you can afford to lose?”
“Hey, the bets on the table. You guys are so sure, put up or shut up.”
One by one the guys all said they were in. “Good” Rob said, “I’ll slip something in Rob’s drink that will knock him out. Once he’s down you can all do your best. Only one rule! She has to be willing. No getting her drunk and taking advantage of her and no forcing her to do anything. Agreed?”
“Yeah Bill, agreed.”
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The night of thew game I had Jenny dress sexy as hell. High heels, mini-skirt and low cut blouse. The story was that she was supposed to go out with some girl friends while we played cards, but things fell through at the last minute so she was going to stay and act as hostess.
We all sat down, cut the cards for the deal and started the game. We were on the third hand when the phone rang and Jenny answered it.
“It’s for you Rob, its Sally.”
Sally was my brother’s wife. I got up and went to the phone and a couple of minutes later I came back.
“My brother has been in an accident and has been taken to the hospital. I’m going to have to leave, but there is no reason to end the game”
I kissed Jenny and told her I’d call her from the hospital and then I took off. I drove to Murphy’s Bar, had a beer and then called home and told Jenny to tell the boys I wouldn’t be back before morning.
“Dan has a concussion and he’s out of it right now. Sally has to be home with the kids so I’m going to have to stay here until he wakes up. The doctors say it could be hours. I'll go to work from here in the morning.”
I told her I loved her and I’d call as soon as soon as he woke up. Next I called Sally and thanked her for the call and told her I owed her one. I had a couple more beers and then I checked into a Motel 6 for the night. At six I called Jenny and told her Dan was awake and seemed to be all right.
Once at work a smiling Bill came into my cube and handed me an envelope. “There is three grand in there.”
“You didn’t take out your cut?”
“Oh no Rob, it was a labor of love for me to be able to stick it to those guys. Spend the extra on Jenny when you get to Cancun.”
“Everything go alright after I left?”
“It was a shame your brother got hurt, but it did make it better for us. If we had gone with the drugging you bit you would still have been in the house and that would have inhibited them a little, but with you gone they figured they were home free. There sure were a bunch of disappointed guys leaving your house last night. Jenny led them on until they were so sure that they were going to get her to pull a train and then she shot them down. God, but it was great to see Sam leave with his tail between his legs.”
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About ten I told the boss that I wasn’t feeling well and I went home.
Jenny would be at work until five and wouldn’t be home until five forty-five. I went down to my basement workshop, opened my tool box and took out the five voice activated tape recorders I’d hidden around the house for the barbecue. I rewound the first one and hit PLAY. I heard the sound of heavy breathing and what could have been kissing and then Brad said:
“God, you are so hot. Do we have time for a quickie?”
“Afraid not baby” Jenny said, “Maybe at the poker game. Here, let me give you something to think about.”
I heard the sound of a zipper being worked and then Jenny said, “Oh that’s a nice one. Let me kiss it.”
“Take it in your mouth, please?”
“Just for a second.”
“Oh God.”
“Put it away baby and look forward to the poker game, okay?”
The sound of a door opening and closing and then the recorder cut off. A second later it started again.
“Did anyone see you come in?”
“No,” answered Sam, “You told me to be careful so I made sure that no one was around.”
“Take your cock out, let me see it.”
“Here? We going to do it here?”
“No silly, we won’t do it until the poker game. I just want to see what I have to look forward to.”
The sound of a zipper followed by Jenny saying, “Can I suck on it for a minute?”
“Honey, as hot as you have me right now a minute is all it will take to get me off.”
“Oh goody, let me see.”
The sound of sucking and then Sam moaned, “I’m cumming, I’m cumming” followed by the sounds of slurping.
“Put it away baby, we need to get back to the party”
Jenny said and then there was the sound of the door opening and closing. There
wasn’t any more on that recorder so I moved on to the next. A door opening and
closing and then I heard Al say:
“How much time do we have?”
“Just enough for you to show me what I have to look forward to at the poker game.”
Zipper sounds and then, “Jesus Al, if I’d have known you had a cock that big we would have played a long time ago.”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m taking my shorts off.”
“Why?”
“I want that in me. I can’t wait until the poker game to see what it feels like.”
Sounds of clothing hitting the floor and then, “Okay baby, easy, push it in easy. That’s it baby, oh God does that feel good. Fuck me, fuck me just a little. Oh Jesus, yes, like that. Fuck! I wish we didn’t have to stop. I wish we had more time, but we need to hurry back to the party.”
More clothing sounds and then the sounds of kissing followed by Jenny saying, I don’t want to wait until Thursday baby, but damn it, I have to.”
There was nothing more on that recorder and nothing at all on the next one. I already knew what was on the fifth tape and so I put them back in my toolbox and went upstairs and got the tapes from the four nanny cams I had I had put in the bedrooms and family room. The tape from the family room showed me leaving and Jenny walking over to the window and pulling the curtain aside to look out. After a minute she turned and said, “Okay, he’s gone.”
“How do you want to do this?” Bill asked.
Jenny said, “You all know the deal right? Five hundred each and you never say anything to anybody about it understand?”
There was a chorus of agreement and then Jenny said, “Give your money to Bill and then cut the cards. High card goes first.”
Everyone walked over and handed their money to Bill and then they cut the cards and Donny was high with a queen. Jenny said, “I want the first one right here on the dumb shits poker table and then we will take it to the bedroom.”
Jenny stripped and then told Bill to sit on the table. He had his cock out and Jenny bent at the waist and swallowed his dick as Donny moved up behind her and slid his cock into her cunt. While I watched the tape I picked up my cell phone and speed dialed a number.
“John? Rob here. I think we may just have gotten lucky big time. We were only expecting to catch Bill, but we got Bill and six others.”
“I’m watching the tape right now.”
“Yeah, go ahead with the papers and figure on seeing us Tuesday.”
“Okay, see you then.”
I disconnected and went back to watching the tape. Donny was slamming his cock into Jenny as she braced herself with her hands on the table. Her head was bobbing up and down on Bill’s cock and his hands went to the back of her head and he pushed his hips up at Jenny and I saw white stuff leak out of the corner of her mouth.
Donny said, “Whoever is next, get ready” and then he rammed his cock hard into Jenny and held himself still while he drained. Next up was Al. He turned Jenny around, pushed her down on the table on her back and lifted her legs up onto his shoulders and put what looked like eight or nine inches of a very fat cock up to her hole.
“Ready for it baby?”
“Oh God yes. I have so been looking forward to this. Put it in me baby, push it deep into me.”
Donny’s juices combined with Jenny’s had her hole sopping wet and with one push Al went all the way in.
"Oh God honey, yes, like that, just like that."
"Damn woman, you're tight!"
Jenny giggled and said, "I won't be when you get done with me. I have never felt so full. Come on honey, fuck me, fuck me hard."
Sam moved up to the next to the table with his cock jutting out in front of him and Jenny looked at it and smiled.
"Bring it closer baby and I'll take care of it for you."
Sam climbed up on the table and knelt next to Jenny's head and she opened her mouth and started sucking his cock. Al banged into her for several minutes and Jenny gurgled and moaned as Sam's cock in her mouth kept her from saying anything intelligible. I saw the signs that she'd had at least three orgasms from Al's huge pole. Finally Al came and when he pulled out of Jenny's cunt you could see cum dripping from his cock onto Jenny's belly.
Al was no sooner out of the way than Brad moved in and took his turn. The others were standing around and stroking themselves while watching Sam get a blow job and Brad get pussy. Sam came first and he pulled away from Jenny and you could see white stuff dribble out of the corners of her mouth. Josh started to climb on the table so he could fill the hole that Sam had just left open, but Jenny stopped him.
"Let Brad finish and then I want to go into the bedroom where it will be more comfortable."
Brad started banging her hard and Jenny moaned, "Hurry honey, get me there, I'm almost there, get me over, please honey, get me over."
Brad rammed her real hard and Jenny screamed and had an orgasm and I knew what that was doing to Brad. When Jenny cums her cunt pulsates, almost like a mouth trying to suck you off. It had an effect on Brad and he moaned, "OH SHIT!" and dumped his load. He pulled out of Jenny, helped her up from the table and then Jenny headed for the bedroom with her pussy posse tagging along right behind her.
The tape from the cam in the bedroom picked them up as they came through the door. Jenny went over to the dresser and got the KY Jelly from the top drawer and then went over to the bed. She had Josh lay down on the bed and then she called Bill over and lubed up his dick with the KY and then handed him the tube. She got on the bed and swung over Josh and then taking hold of his cock she guided him into her as she lowered herself down onto him. When she had taken all of him into her cunt she leaned forward until she was almost lying on his chest. Bill got on the bed behind her, put some KY on his fingers and then worked them into Jenny's asshole. After maybe a minute of that he pushed his cock at her butthole and she moaned:
"Oh God yes baby, do it!"
For the first time I felt some anger at what was going on. The bitch had never let me tap her ass no matter how many times I'd asked her to let me try it at least once.
Just then the phone rang and it was me calling to let Jenny know that I was going to be staying at the hospital and then go to work from there.
"He's not coming home guys so we have until you have to go to work if you can last that long."
Bill and Josh got a rhythm going and then Al got up on the bed where he could offer his cock to Jenny's mouth. She leaned forward and licked the head of it and then took it in two hands as she stuffed the helmet into her mouth.
After that it got repetitious as the six men used Jenny in all three of her usable holes. She took them on one, two and three at a time and she had orgasm after orgasm. There was one surprise for me before it was over. Jenny told the guys that there was something that she had always wanted to try.
"Josh," she said, "I don't want to bruise your ego, but you have the smallest cock here and Donny, you have the next smallest. That's a good thing, because bigger cocks wouldn't let me do what I want to do and so you get the privilege of being the only ones who get to do it. I want two cocks in my pussy at the same time. You up for it?"
Josh and Donny looked at each other, smiled and then high-fived. Jenny had Donny lay down and then she straddled him reverse cow girl, lowered herself onto him and then leaned back and Josh moved up and slid his cock into her alongside Donny's. Jenny grunted as Josh pushed himself in and then she moaned:
"Okay, fuck me, both of you fuck me."
She had two orgasms before Josh came and pulled out of her and then she got off Donny, lay down next to him and he rolled over on top of her and finished up.
By two AM no one could get their cock up hard enough to penetrate and everyone but Bill got dressed to leave. Al asked:
"When can we do this again?"
"Whenever you can come up with five hundred."
After they were all gone Jenny and Bill got into bed and Jenny snuggled up against Bill.
"Was I a big enough slut for you lover?"
"Oh God yes. When I told you that it was my biggest fantasy I never thought you would actually do it."
"I never thought I'd do it either, but I do want to go to Cancun and the chance to get the money to pay for the trip was just too good to pass up."
"I'm just sorry that I can't be the one to go with you."
"Mw to lover, maybe next time."
Within minutes they were asleep.
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I was sitting on the back porch when Jenny got home from work. I was sitting on the swing and sipping on a beer when she came out and sat down beside me and leaned over and kissed me.
“How did your day go?” she asked.
“One of my better ones as a matter of fact.”
“Oh? Something good happen?”
“I guess you could say that. I believe I’ve gotten rid of some excess baggage and save myself a ton of money in the process.”
“How did you manage that?”
“I made a tape of your gangbang last night.”
I glanced over at her. “Why have you turned so pale my love? Could it be that you are surprised that your loving hubby isn’t as stupid as you thought he was?”
“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.”
“No? Well let me run it down for you. I found out about you and Bill three months ago. I went to a divorce attorney and got the bad news. It doesn’t matter if you are a round-heeled slut, in this state a divorce brings about a fifty/fifty split of the assets. The courts have a propensity to side with the women which means that I would probably end up paying for your attorney’s fees and get stuck with all the court costs. That was a price I was not willing to pay to get rid of your cheating ass.
“However, there was a way around it. If I could catch you in a criminal act against me I could shed your ass and it would only cost me my attorney’s fees and court costs and I’d end up with all the assets. I just couldn’t figure out a way to make it happen until you started pushing for a trip to Cancun. Then I overheard that conversation between Brad, Sam and the guys and I wondered if I could make it work to my advantage. I gave you the song and dance about betting the guys and you and your lover took the ball and ran with it.
“I’ve been tape recording all of your phone calls for three months now just trying to catch you in something that I could use against you and I know all about how you and Bill have wanted to do a gangbang with the guys at work. I had four voice activated tape recorders hidden in the house during the barbecue and I have tape of you trying on Al’s cock for size, giving Sam a quickie one minute blow job and in general telling everyone that you were going to fuck them last night. But those tapes, as good as they are, are not the ones that are going to send you to jail. The recorder I had on the phone line is going to be the one to do that. Don’t go away, I’ll be right back.”
I got up and went into the house, got another beer and then got the tape recorder that I had put in the den for just this moment. I went back out to the porch and sat down on the swing.
“This is the good one, the one I expect to get you and Bill thrown in jail over. Here, listen to it. I’ve done a little editing to take out any hint that I had a part in setting anything up” and I hit the PLAY button.
“You have decided to let all of them fuck you?”
“Not only that, but I’m going to find a way to get numb nuts to eat my pussy after everyone has finished cumming in it. How are we going to do it?”
I hit the STOP button. “Numb nuts Jenny? I’m crushed.”
I hit PLAY again. “You flash your tits at everybody and that will keep Rob distracted while I doctor his drink. The drugs will knock him on his ass and he won’t remember a thing when he wakes up. While he’s out you can do whatever you want. Corn hole him with a beer bottle, cut an inch off of his dick, whatever you want, he won’t know a thing until he wakes up.”
“Cut an inch off his dick? He hasn’t got enough as it is. I do like the beer bottle idea though. Maybe after I finish with all the guys and they leave we can have some fun with Rob. Maybe take a picture of him with a beer bottle in his ass and your cock in his mouth. We can always tell him he did it willingly, but was just too drunk to remember.”
I hit the STOP button again. “I played the tape for my lawyer and he says we have both you and Bill on Conspiracy to Commit a Crime. You do know that knowingly drugging somebody is a criminal act right? No? Well you know it now. Why are you so quiet Jenny? You haven’t said a word. Still stunned at finding out old ‘numb nuts’ isn’t as stupid as you thought? No matter, I’d just as soon not listen to you anyway. According to John, he’s my lawyer, this tape alone is enough to send you and Bill to jail.
“But then last night you and Bill made it even better. I had four nanny cams hidden in the house taping everything you did. I have video of you saying:
“You all know the deal right? Five hundred each. Give your money to Bill and then cut the cards to see who goes first” and there is video of each man handing Bill the money. That makes you guilty of prostitution and Bill guilty of being your pimp. The legal terms are Solicitation and Pandering. You are toast sweetie.”
I was watching her and she wasn’t looking at me. She looked everywhere but at me and I was tempted to take the time to ask her where her contempt for me had suddenly come from, but then decided that I didn’t really want to know.
“Here is the deal. John has drawn up the divorce papers and I have asked for everything. The house, the savings, the certificates of deposit, everything in fact except for your car. Tuesday you and I will go to John’s office and you will sign the divorce papers accepting things as they are written and agreeing not to contest the divorce. That done, we leave John’s office and go our separate ways. If you don’t sign those papers Tuesday John will give the tapes to an assistant district attorney he knows and you will end up in criminal court and very likely end up doing jail time. Your choice and I need to know by four PM Monday so I can let John know we will be there Tuesday. If he doesn’t hear from me by the time his office closes at five he will see the DA first thing Tuesday morning.
“Still nothing to say to me Jenny? Oh well, maybe you would like to talk it over with Bill since if you go down he goes down with you. My lawyer’s card is next to the phone. Give the number to Bill. I’m suing him for alienation of affections and he might want to call John and see if settling out of court is possible.”
I got up and left her sitting there.
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We stayed out of each other’s way for the rest of the weekend, but just before I left for work on Monday I reminded her about the four o’clock deadline.
I was in a good mood when I walked into the morning coffee klatch in Brad’s office. “Hey guys,” I said, “I’ve got something that you really need to see. Come on into the conference room so we can use the TV and VCR.”
The only one not present when I hit the PLAY button was Bill. “This is cool you guys, nastiest porn video I’ve ever seen.”
You could have heard a fly fart when Donny, Bill and Jenny filled the screen.
“Great isn’t it? Notice how clear it is? The whole tape is like that, clear as a bell. You can tell who all the players are.”
None of them turned to look at me until I said, “I was so happy with how good the tape turned out that I made several copies and sent them to each of your wives by special messenger. I specified delivery by eight AM so most should be delivered by now. Ai called ahead to let your wives know what was coming and what it was. Al, your wife asked me to send her copy to her dad. He’s a lawyer isn’t he? Oh, and Sam? Debbie asked me to send her copy to her at her office. She seems to think that since you get home from work before she does it might disappear and she really, really wants to see it. Any questions? No? I can’t believe that nobody wants to talk about this. I couldn’t get Jenny to talk to me either.”
“I’m not going to talk to you motherfucker, what I’m going to do is stomp your ass” Donny muttered.
“Bring it Donny, but know this. The mood I’m in right now you will have to kill me to keep me from killing you and that’s a fucking promise. Anyone else got anything to say? No? Okay kids, it’s eight o’clock, time to hit it.”
Bill never did come in to work that day and I got nothing but nasty looks from everyone else all day. At three-thirty Harry called me into his office and asked me what was going on and I told him the whole story.
“You going to be able to work with them?”
“I won’t have a problem with them because I got even with them. The question is will they be able to work with me?”
“I won’t tolerate dissention in the office if it gets in the way of work.”
“Tell them Harry, not me. But I will say this. If you decide to let me go because of what they did and my response to it you had best make sure that my severance package is a damned good one otherwise you will find out that I have a damned good lawyer.”
“Are you threatening me Rob?”
“No, I’m just saying that if you let me go instead of letting them go I’ll sue. I’ll do my job just like I always have and you’ve had no complaints with my work for over ten years now. You let me go because those assholes won’t work with me and that is the same thing as taking their side and I won’t stand for it.”
At three fifty Jenny called. “Bill says we should fight it. He says you don’t have a leg to stand on.”
“Okay Jenny, remember, it was your choice.”
I hung up on her and called John and told him Jenny’s decision and he said he start the ball rolling.
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Bill came to work the next day and he was careful to avoid me. At two that afternoon I got a call from Jenny.
“What the fuck is going on Rob? I was just served with divorce papers and a restraining order. I can’t go near you or into our house.”
“So?”
“That’s my house too Rob.”
“Talk to the judge Jenny. According to the tapes in my lawyers possession you intended to do me bodily harm and I told my lawyer I don’t want you anywhere near me.”
“I need clothes and things Rob.”
“Let me know when you want to come over. If it fits into my schedule I’ll make arrangements to have a sheriff’s deputy there and I’ll let you in to get your personal items, but only your personal items, understand?”
“Why are you being this way? Why are you doing this to me?”
“It is called getting even Jenny. It is partial payback for what you and Bill have been doing to me behind my back.”
The next day at ten twenty-four two sheriff’s deputies arrived at the office and took Bill into custody. When they took him out in handcuffs his face was pale and as they walked him past me I said, “Not a leg to stand on huh?”
I called John to let him know and he told me that things usually didn’t happen that fast, but he told the ADA that since Bill worked in the same place I did he feared for my safety and that must have cranked things up a notch.
At four that afternoon I got a phone call from Jenny’s sister Judy. “Jenny just called me. She’s in jail. What the hell is going on Rob and why is she calling me instead of you?”
“All I can tell you Judy is that hearing that makes my day. Hopefully they will keep her there for a couple of years. She called you because she knew I would have hung up on her cheating ass.”
“Cheating ass? Oh Christ, I warned her, but she wouldn’t listen.”
“You knew?”
“Everybody knew Rob, everybody but you.”
“Thanks for letting me know.”
“What do you expect Rob, she’s my sister.”
“Take care Judy” and I hung up on her.
I had just gotten back from lunch the next day when I got a phone call from a Jason Milner. “I am the court appointed attorney for your wife. She has just had her bond hearing and bond was set at thirty-five thousand dollars. She needs thirty-five hundred for the bail bondsman and he wants you to put up your house as security.”
“Given the circumstances that put her in jail Mr. Milner I’d say you have a better chance at hitting the lottery than that ever happening.”
“The house is half hers sir.”
“Fine. She can put up her half.”
“The bondsman won’t do that.”
“I’m counting on it.”
“You won’t help her?”
“Not even a smidgen Mr. Milner. I gave her a chance to walk away from the mess and she let her boyfriend talk her out of it. She can rot in jail for all I care.”
“She would like to see you.”
“I can do that. Seeing her in an orange jumpsuit with a “P” on the back will do me a world of good. What are visiting hours?”
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I was sitting on the other side of the screen when they led her in. She was in the orange jumpsuit and she had ankle chains and handcuffs on. I asked about that later and found out that it didn’t matter who you were or what you were in for Standard Operating Procedure called for all prisoners to be moved in handcuffs and leg chains. They uncuffed her, but left the leg chains on and walked her over to the seat across from me. She sat down, looked at me and started crying.
“Get me out of here Rob, please get me out of here.”
“Not a chance Jenny. I gave you a choice that would have kept you out of here, but you listened to lover boy instead of me. I don'’ know if he seduced you or you led him into your affair, but the bottom line is that he cost you your marriage and now he has cost you your freedom. You could have signed the papers that John had ready and walked away, but you let Bill talk you out of it so you get Bill to somehow go your bail. When you are found guilty, and according to John his ADA friend says it is a slam-dunk, I’ll get the divorce and everything I asked for anyway so I’m kind of glad it is happening this way. I kind of like seeing you in chains. Enjoy yourself Jenny. You threw away a good marriage for the privilege of being here so you should at least try and enjoy it.”
I got up and walked out of the visiting room as she cried, “Please Rob, please don’t leave me here.”
Out in the corridor a young man with a brief case was standing there. He saw me and walked over to me and introduced himself as Jason Milner.
“We need to talk before this mess goes too much farther.”
“Go ahead.”
“I’ve talked with your wife and Mr. Bolton and they tell me that the whole thing was your idea and I’m afraid that I will have to bring that up at trial. Why don’t we see if there isn’t some way we can resolve this without going to trial.”
“How long have you been doing this Mr. Milner?”
“Five years, why?”
“And in all those years you haven’t learned that your clients will say anything that they think might help their chances? I have audio and videotape of them plotting against me Mr. Milner. What do they have to support their claim? I gave both of them a chance to keep this a civil action and the two of them decided to stick it to me some more so fuck them. See you in court Mr. Milner.”
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Bill put up his house and made bail and when Jenny found out that he was out and she wasn’t going to get out she went ballistic. She rolled over on Bill and said it was all his idea and in return for a plea bargain she agreed to testify against him. Her testimony backed by the tapes were enough. The trial lasted less than a day and the jury was out for less than an hour. As part of her plea bargain Jenny pled guilty and was sentenced to one year with credit for time served (four months) and she was given probation for the rest and order to perform five hundred hours of community service.
Bill pled not guilty and fought it all the way and was given three years and I spend most of my days hoping to hear that some huge dude named Bubba bent him over in the showers and turned him into a bitch. When he gets out he still has my lawsuit for alienation of affections waiting for him. John said we could proceed even with Bill in prison, but that might end it too quick. The longer I can drag out his torment the happier I’ll be.
Since Jenny was found guilty I got my divorce and everything I asked for. I have no idea where she is or what she is doing. I do know that she lost her job while she was in jail. I see her sister Judy from time to time, but by unspoken agreement Jenny isn’t mentioned.
Of the five guys who took part in the gangbang with Jenny all were divorced within six months and their wives made out like bandits. Two were fired within six months, two of the others quit over the next year and Sam made the mistake of waiting for me in the parking lot the day he quit. It cost him a broken nose, two cracked ribs and five missing teeth. I hurt for a couple of days after, but as strange as it may sound it was a good kind of hurt, a satisfied kind of hurt. Of the five only Donny is still working with me and we are civil when we have to be and avoid each other as much as possible.
The three thousand dollars? It paid for my two weeks in Cancun while Jenny was sitting in jail.
The biggest surprise of the whole affair? That I got away with it. Milner was right, I did set it up, but I didn’t have a clue that it would turn out as well as it did. All I was trying for was a divorce that didn’t rape me. What can I say? Sometimes you just get lucky and damn, but it sure feels good. I remembered that old TV series, “The A Team” and what the colonel played by George Peppard used to say:
“I love it when a plan comes together.”