Merrie was a cheerleader and the most beautiful girl in the school.  In the town as far as I was concerned.  I was the quarterback and captain of the football team.  It was a match made in Heaven.

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Nine years later I looked on it as a match made in hell.  Merrie was as gorgeous as ever even after having two kids, but she had turned into a stone-assed Bitch.  That’s right; bitch with a capital B.

About three years ago she started being moody and began drinking heavily.  I tried dozens of times to find out what was wrong or what was bothering her, but all I got was:

“There is nothing wrong with me” and that escalated into “Leave me the fuck alone.”

Our love life which had been like a house on fire slacked of to a couple of times a week and then to a couple of times a month.  Her drinking got worse and she started making a fool out of herself at various events by getting smashed and doing something stupid.  She would bad mouth and denigrate me in front of others.  She would get flirty with other guys, sometimes my friends, and embarrass the hell out of me. 

She made passes at other guys and led them on.  She let herself get felt up on the dance floor and there were times she snuck off with some guy.  Or at least she thought she was sneaking off, but I was keeping a close eye on her so I always saw it and was ready to go after her if she was gone too long.  She was never gone long enough to do anything other than neck a little or maybe play some grab ass, but it was seen and noticed by others and I received several looks of pity that I pretended not to notice.

I finally reached the point where I could no longer stand her and it looked to me like maybe in a year or so we would be in the middle of a nasty divorce.  I spent a couple of weeks thinking on the situation.  Expecting an ugly time of it I thought out a plan that would help me keep control of things if and when it happened, but by the time I had solidified the plan I had decided not to wait for a divorce, but to force it.

I couldn’t get her to change and I couldn’t live with what she was so best to end it.

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There was no doubt in my mind from the way she was behaving that sooner or later she was going to sneak out of a party and instead of some necking or grab ass she was going to cheat on me and fuck some guy.  If I could catch her at it I would have the upper hand.  That decision made I decided to set it up and make it happen.  Cold blooded of me maybe, but I knew it was going to happen anyway so I might as well get some benefit out of it.

I arranged for my parents to take the kids for the weekend and I took Merrie out to a local bar.  It was Friday night and the bar had a band.  As I expected Merrie drank too much and got obnoxious. 

One of the guys who was there that night and who she danced with several times was Jim Reynolds.  Merrie had been dating Reynolds in high school and she dropped him for me and he had hated me ever since.  When Merrie was at the peak of her partying, dancing with Reynolds who had his hand on her ass, she started disrespecting me and putting me down.  I walked out onto the dance floor and pulled her away from Reynolds and told her we were going home.  She gave me the ration of shit that I expected so I told her she could walk home for all I cared and I walked out and left her there.

I moved the car to an out of the way spot and settled in to see what would happen.  About a half hour later she and Reynolds came out and, walking hand in hand, headed towards the dumpsters behind the bar.  I got out of the car and snuck over to a clump of trees where I could watch them with out being seen.  I had my Canon Rebel with me and I had loaded it with low light film and I had it turned on and ready.  The dumpsters were right under a parking lot light and I figured that it would help.

The two of them smoked a joint and then Jim made his move.  He put his arm around her and she made no move to push him away.  They started making out and it wasn’t long before he had Merrie topless with her bra off and on her knees sucking his cock.  After a couple of minutes of that he pulled her to her feet, turned her so she could lean forward against the dumpster, pushed her thong aside and began fucking her.  I hoped that the film turned out because I got some damned good shots of the action

Merrie made no protests at all.  She moaned, “Fuck me.  Fuck me hard and make me cum” and Reynolds was doing his best to do just that.  I was getting pretty angry watching what was happening, but it was what I wanted.  Still, it took all of my will power not to stop them and beat the living shit out of Reynolds.  At the same time I could not believe how turned on I got watching.

I heard a noise from off to my right and saw two guys that I knew coming out of the bar and heading in our direction.  They saw Merrie and Reynolds (the two were making quite a bit of noise) and they moved closer to watch.  They watched from a distance as they tried to figure out who Reynolds was fucking.  Then Reynolds said he was going to cum and he turned Merrie around and pushed her to her knees.  She opened her mouth and leaned forward and took the cock in her mouth and I saw her throat move as she swallowed.

That is when the two watchers (Tony Anson and Mike Bellah) saw that it was Merrie.

“Isn’t that Barry’s wife” Tony asked “I didn’t know that she cheated on him.”

“I’ve always wanted a piece of that” Mike said, “And now that I know she plays I’m going to take a shot.”

“I second that” Tony said.

The two of them stood there and watched Merrie lick Jim’s cock clean while I thought how lucky I was to have a couple of witnesses and more fodder for my plan.

Reynolds and Merrie composed themselves and Reynolds told Merrie that he would run her home.  I hurried back to my car and drove like hell to beat hem there.  When I got there I quickly undressed and pulled the covers down on the bed.  Then I moved to the window and, with all the lights out, positioned myself so I could watch without being seen from outside.  What I expected to see was Merrie and Reynolds pull into the drive, neck for a bit and then Merrie would come in ready to fight because I’d run off and left her.

Not what happened. 

They pulled into the drive and they did neck for a little, but then they moved into the back seat and Reynolds fucked her again.  Then, almost as if they were daring me to discover them, Reynolds walked her to the front porch and sat on the top step while Merrie went down on him.  She got him up and damned if they didn’t do it again right on the front porch.  I don’t know what pissed me off the most.  The fact that they did it or that I wasn’t able to get photos of them doing it.

When Merrie came into the house I was in bed pretending to be asleep.  She tried to be quiet, but as blitzed as she was she couldn’t help but stumble around and make noise.  She got into bed and was snoring in just minutes.

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The next day I got a surprise.  I had done some dirty work in the yard and around noon I decided to shower.  I’d only been in there maybe a minute when the shower curtain was pushed aside and Merrie got in the shower with me.  She took the soap and rag away from me and washed my back.  And then she did my front!  When she was done she handed me the soap and rag, bent and took me in her mouth and a couple of minutes later she was leaning against the wall while I took her from behind.  I didn’t know what to think.  It had been a month since we had last made love and even then I had to practically hound her into it. 

She wasn’t done surprising me. When I came she turned around, bent and took me in her mouth again and then we took it to the bedroom and continued on until we stopped to get something to eat.  Merrie pretty much hung on me the rest of the day and that night when we went to bed she went after my cock again and we went two more times before falling asleep.  Merrie woke me with a blow job in the morning and then we ripped off a piece before I took her out to the IHOP for breakfast.  On the way home she slid over next to me and started playing with my cock and by the time we got home she had her head in my lap sucking on me.  We spent the rest of the day playing in the bedroom until it was time to go pick up the kids.

For the next month and a half she was the most pleasant person ever.  She was respectful and we were back to making love four and five times a week.  Suddenly everything was like it was when we first married.  I figured that she felt so guilty about what she had done with Reynolds that she was trying to atone for it.  I was beginning to think a divorce might not happen at all.

About a month later I was coming home from work a couple of hours early and I happened to see Merrie’s car parked in front of a house.  I don’t know why, but something made me park and stake out the car.  About forty-five minutes before I was expected to be home Merrie came out of the house with Jim Reynolds.  When they got to her car they embraced, kissed and Reynolds had his hand on her ass as she got into the car.

Seeing them made me furious and I wanted to beat the fuck out of both of them.  All thoughts of the divorce not happening were gone.  I was going to have to put my plan into action after all.  I drove home, getting there at my usual time and Merrie greeted me with a passionate kiss and said:

“I hope you have plenty of energy.  I plan on you giving me lots of dessert tonight.”

I almost said, “Sorry, but I don’t do sloppy seconds” but I didn’t.  I didn’t want to give away that I knew she was a cheating whore.

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I went on line and found what I wanted.  I found more than I was looking for.  Between what I found on spytec.com, brickhousesecurity.com and backstreet surveillance.com. I could have spy cams all over the house and out in plain sight.  Cameras hidden in books, smoke detectors, mantle clocks, bedside alarm clocks, picture and mirror frames, electrical outlets and tons of other things.  There was even a teddy bear that had a camera lens behind one of its eyes.  

I paid with a credit card, asked for overnight delivery and had it sent to my office at work.  None of it was cheap, but I expected it all to pay for itself come divorce time.

The stuff came in and I had to wait a day until Merrie drove her mother to the doctor for her weekly blood check.  She had a heart problem that required her to be on blood thinners and the doctor checked her INR levels every week.

I was down the street watching and as soon as Merrie left the house I went in with all my spy gadgets and set them up.  The next part was the tricky part and the part that could blow up in my face, but I had to do it.  I called Mike and Tony (the two who had observed Reynolds fucking Merrie) and asked them to meet me for a beer after work at Bud’s Bar.  Tony was there waiting for me when I got there and Mike arrived shortly after.  I got us a round and then went right to it.

“You guys were at the Landing Strip two months ago when I got into an argument with Merrie and stormed out and left her there.  A half mile away I figured that I’d fucked up and shouldn’t have done it so I turned around and went back.  I got there just as Merrie and Jim Reynolds walked out hand in hand and walked down toward the dumpsters.  I decided to see what they were up to and I parked the car and moved over to that stand of trees behind the dumpsters.

“You guys know what I saw because when you came out of the bar you saw it to.  I was mad enough to kill the both of them, but I held it in because I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life in prison.  I decided to just go for a divorce.  I rethought things later after Merrie got home.  She was so drunk that I figured that she didn’t know what she was doing and that snake Reynolds took advantage of her.”

At that point I stopped and waved Maggie over and ordered another round.

“Okay, where was I?  For the next couple of months Merrie went out of her way to spoil me and I figured that we were going to be all right and would make it.  Then last week I left work early and found out that she was fucking Reynolds.  I made up my mind to dump her cheating ass.  You guys are wondering why I’m telling you this.  Simple.  I want your help in getting a trouble free divorce.  You both know guys who have been through divorces and in almost every case it is the guy who ends up getting royally fucked over.  I don’t want that to happen to me and that’s why I want your help.  That night you watched Reynolds fuck Merrie I heard both of you say that you would like a piece of her too so what I want you to do is fuck Merrie.”

“You are shitting me!  You are asking us to fuck your wife?”

“That’s exactly what I’m asking.  I want you both to fuck her and get anyone else you know who would like a taste to stick it to her.  I’ve got a private eye watching her and building a case.  If I can show that she is a round heeled slut I think I can get custody of my kids.”

Mike said, “I don’t mind telling you that she has given me a hard dick since the ninth grade and I’d love a taste, but how do I do it if she is tied up with Reynolds?”

“Get to her when she isn’t with Reynolds.  When I leave for work in the morning she’s alone till she goes to meet Reynolds, This coming week will be perfect because it is Easter vacation and the kids are out of school and staying with their grandparents out at the farm.  You park down the block and when I leave for work you go up to the house and when she answers the door you ask her how bad she wants to keep her marriage.  Then you tell her what you saw at the Strip and tell her that the price of your not telling me about what you saw is a bit of what she was giving Reynolds.

“Don’t let her give you any “I’ll think about it” shit.  You tell her you want her in the bedroom right now or you are on your way to my office to clue me in.  I know her.  She will cave.  After you fuck her tell her you want more and that you will be back and when you go take a friend or two with you.  What I want is for you to make her your fuck toy for a week or so.  While one of you is fucking her the other can take some cell phone pictures when she isn’t looking and you can use them to get her to do what you want.

“I’ll even fake a three or four day business trip so you can fuck her 24/7 if you want.  I want the private eye to have so much on her that no court in the world would even think of giving her the kids and a ton of alimony.  The beauty of it is that she will all ready be your whore and when I kick her out you can keep on doing her as long as you want.  How about it?  Want to help me out?”

Mike looked at Tony and then back at me and said, “I’m in.”

“Count me in too” Tony said and I waved Maggie over and bought another round.

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When I got home Merrie wasn’t there and I found a note on the kitchen table telling me that she had taken some clothes for the kids out to the farm and she would probably be late coming home so I should microwave some leftovers for dinner.  I wondered if she was going to be late because she was going to stop by and see Reynolds on the way home and surprisingly the thought didn’t anger me.  I had already moved on.

I was in bed when she got home and pretended to be asleep.  In the morning I left the house the same as always, but I drove around the block and turned the corner on our street just as Mike and Tony pulled into the driveway at my house.

I watched them go up to the door and ring the bell.  A minute later Merrie answered the door and they talked for a bit and then Merrie tried to close the door on them but they stopped her, said something and then Merrie turned and walked back into the house.  Tony turned to Mike, smiled and they ‘high fived’ and followed Merrie into the house.  I had a big smile on my face as I drove to work.

The day went by quickly and around lunchtime I got a call from Tony.

“She caved like you said she would.  We are going to see her tomorrow after you leave for work.”

“When I go home tonight I’ll tell her that I’m going out of town on business and that I’ll be gone for four days.  Make the most of them and have a ball.”

“I never thought I would ever thank a man for asking me to screw his wife, but I’ve just got to.  Thanks man; I’ve wanted her since high school.”

“All I can say is enjoy.”

After work I hurried home and hoped that Merrie wouldn’t be there so I could take a look at what was on the recorder.  Luck wasn’t with me.  Merrie was there and she had dinner ready.  She was in a good mood and she surprised me after dinner by making moves that indicated that she wanted some loving.  It was the first time in two weeks and I wondered what was up with that.  Usually I had to make the move and lately she had been finding excuses to say no.

I think I shocked her when I didn’t take her hints.  I like sex and not getting any had me hurting, but no way I was going to fuck Merrie without a condom.  Not since she was giving it up to Jim, Tony, Mike and God only knew who else.  And insisting on a condom would more than likely get her thinking I knew stuff she was hoping I didn’t and I didn’t want her mind working on that.

I told her I had to go out of town on business and that I would be gone at least four days and she made no comment.  I wanted, in the worst way, to leave the house and drive over to the next block and use the remote feature to look at the days take on the recorder, but couldn’t think of a reasonable excuse to do so.  I’d just have to wait until the next day.

I packed a bag before going to bed and the next morning Merrie gave me a lukewarm kiss as I said goodbye and left the house.

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After work I drove to the other side of town and checked into a motel.  Then I drove out to the airport and parked my car in the long term lot and then paid Avis a visit and rented a small compact.

From the airport I drove back to the neighborhood and parked a block over from our house.  I turned on my laptop and logged in to the wireless recorder that was hidden in the garage.  I right clicked on the icon that gave me live feed and toggled through the cameras until I found Merrie.  She was flat on her back on the kitchen table and Reynolds was putting it to her.

I had to wonder why the kitchen table and not our bedroom or one of the other bedrooms?  While I was watching Tony came into the room, unzipped, walked to Merrie’s head and pushed his cock at her face.  She opened her mouth and took it in.  I shook my head in wonder.  My wife was a slut and I’d never had an inkling.

Two minutes later Mike walked in with a twelve pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon which he put in the fridge.  With his arrival Merrie got off the kitchen table and the three of them left the room.  I toggled through the cameras and picked them up walking into our bedroom.  Merrie stripped the bed down to the bottom sheet and then the three of them began to play.  While the three of them bounced on the bed another man walked in.  I’d never seen him before, but it seemed that he was no stranger to Merrie since he immediately started to take off his clothes.

I watched as the three men made Merrie airtight and I wanted to go into the house and kill and maim.  The only thing that stopped me was the fact that I had set it up to happen.  Still, it was hard to watch the woman that I had loved be a slut for three guys and she sure did appear to be loving it.

The activity in the bedroom got repetitive and I clicked on the icon that would bring up what had been recorded earlier and stored.  I watched Merrie get up from the kitchen table to answer the doorbell.

“Hi Merrie?”

“What are you guys doing here?  Barry has already left for work.”

“We know.  We watched him leave.”

“I don’t understand.”

“We are here to see you, not Barry.  We have a proposition for you.”

“A proposition?  What kind of a proposition?”

“We have both wanted a piece of your fine ass since high school.”

At that point Merrie tried to close the door, but Tony stopped her and said:

“You give us a taste and we don’t tell Barry about you and Jim Reynolds.”

“Are you insane?  Get the hell out of here!”

“If we leave it will be to call Barry and tell him about your sucking Jim’s cock and then leaning against the dumpster at the Strip and letting Jim fuck you from behind.  And then we will tell him about seeing you leave Jim’s last week.  Do you really want that?”

Merrie stared at them for maybe twenty seconds and then she turned and walked back into the house and Mike and Tony followed.  She led them into the bedroom and then Tony fucked her while Mike watched and then Mike fucked her while Tony watched.  Next Tony fucked her while she sucked Mike’s cock followed by Mike’s fucking her while she nursed on Tony’s pole.

When Tony said, “Let’s DP her” she didn’t protest.  She let them get her into the position they wanted and then let them do it.  That pissed me off even more that I already was because she had never let me do anal with her and she was doing it with them as if it was nothing new to her.  What made it even worse for me was the way she responded.  Begging for it harder and begging them to make her cum and then watching her have a screaming orgasm.

I couldn’t watch any more of it and I fast forwarded to where Mike and Tony left.  As soon as they were gone Merrie went to the phone and made a call.

“We have a problem” she said into the phone.  Mike Bellah and Tony Anson were just here.  They know about us and they threatened to tell Barry if I didn’t put out for them.”

“Of course I did.  What choice did I have?”

“What do you mean what did I do?  It was the same as what you and Kenny do with me.”

“Don’t be an ass.  Of course I enjoyed it.”

“I wasn’t paying attention and Mike took cell phone pictures of me fucking Tony.  They are going to come back tomorrow.  What should I do?”

“Oh great!  Easy for you to say.  You aren’t the one they are sticking it to.”

“Well you have been pushing me to do a gangbang.  Would you, Kenny, Mike and Tony be enough for a gangbang or do you need more?”

“Don’t be silly.  He’s clueless.  We’ve been fucking for three years now and he hasn’t a clue.”

“Okay; see you then.”

I was as close to committing murder as I had ever been.  Three years?  The bitch had been cheating on me for three years?  The fucking cunt had been hanging horns on me for one third of our married life!  Maybe more.  Maybe Jim wasn’t the first.  Maybe I needed to check the paternity of my kids.  No!  I wouldn’t do that.  They were mine regardless.  I’d been with them when they were born and I had been with them every day since.  I would not give them up!

I shut down the laptop and headed for my motel.  There was a bar next door and I needed a drink. Fuck!!  I needed a hell of a lot more that one.

I settled on a stool and ordered a Bud and considered my next move.  I needed to see an attorney and I needed to decide just how bad I was going to fuck Reynolds up.  And I WAS going to do that!  You could bet the farm on it.

I was on my second Bud when a woman slipped onto the stool next to me.  She tapped me on the shoulder and said:

“Looking for some company stud”?

My immediate thought was that she was a hooker and I was all set to tell her that I wasn’t interested when she said:

“Was I that easy to forget?”

I turned and took a close look at her and then smiled as I said:

“As if.  How you been Shelly?”

“About as good as you.”

“That bad huh?”

“Yep, and for the same reason.”

“How’s that?”

“I’m not here by coincidence.  I followed you here when you left your neighborhood.”

“What?”

“I was following my husband.  I’ve suspected that he was cheating on me and tonight I followed him to your house.  I drove around the block meaning to find a place to park and then I was going to sneak over to your house and see if I could see find a window to peek in and catch the asshole fucking your wife.  I saw you sitting in your car and figured that you were doing the same thing.  When I saw you pull out I followed along.”

“Who is your husband?”

“Kenny Howzer.”

I took a good look at her and asked, “Why would any sane man cheat on you?”

“I could ask the same.  Why would any sane woman cheat on you?”

“I guess we really fucked up in picking our mates.  I found out tonight that Merrie has been cheating on me for at least three years with Jim Reynolds.”

“What are you going to do?”

“They are being filmed even as we sit here.  I’m going to use the film to dump her sorry ass.”

“Any chance I could get a copy of that film to nail Kenny with?”

“It’ll cost you?”

“What?”

“A date as soon as we dump the dead weight.”

“Why do we have to wait?”

“I don’t want to take a chance on giving Merrie anything she can use to counter sue.”

“Dinner and drinks can’t be used against you.  Neither can dancing or going to the movies.  We would just have to be careful not to touch inappropriately.”

“I don’t know about that sweetie.  I couldn’t keep my hands off of you when we used to date and you have definitely improved since high school and you were super hot back then.”

“I guess I will just have to supply the will power for both of us.  When are you going to drop her?”

“I’m supposed to be on a long business trip right now.  She will have four days to hang herself.  I’ve already seen the lawyer and I’m just waiting to gather the evidence.  I’ll go home Friday night or Saturday morning and use the weekend to put together the tapes of what she has done while I’ve been gone and then hit her with it Tuesday or Wednesday of next week.  I should be able to give you copies by Monday evening.”

“I’ll see an attorney tomorrow and hopefully hit Kenny when you hit Merrie.  So our first date will be on the weekend after we put out the garbage, right?

“Absolutely.”

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The next night I went back, parked the usual block over and reviewed what was on the recorder.  I watched as Reynolds, Mike, Tony and a guy that I assumed was Kenny turn Merrie every which way but loose.  It is kind of weird watching your wife being made airtight and wanting to kill her and yet be part of what she is doing at the same time.

I fast forwarded and saw Reynolds and three guys I didn’t know doing her and I had to wonder if I ever knew Merrie at all

The next night I was back and I watched as Merrie got the gangbang I’d heard her talking about.  Reynolds, Mike, Tony, the guy I presumed was Kenny and four guys I didn’t know lined up on the whore and fucked her senseless. 

It started out as a poker game which by itself pissed me off royally.  It was something that Merrie had absolutely refused to let me at the house with my friends and yet there she was walking around naked and serving the players food and drink.  MY beer and MY booze and MY food.  It went on for a while or so and then one of the guys I didn’t know grabbed her, pushed her down on the table scattering cards, chips and money in the process and shoved his cock into her.  The gangbang was on.

After the third hard dick had dumped in her the party moved to the bedroom where Merrie took on two, three and four at a time.  That’s right.  Four!  She was airtight and was jacking off one of the unknowns.  My wife!  The mother of my children!  Being used by four guys at the same time while the other four watched and waited for their turn at the whore.

I was so upset that I opened the car door and puked on the ground.  I was less that a second from going into the house and killing them all when I got a grip on myself.  I shut off the laptop and drove back to the motel, parked the car and then walked over to the bar where I proceeded to get blind, stinking drunk.

I was so fucked up in the morning that I had to call in sick to work.  After a breakfast the included probably ten gallons of black coffee I decided that it was time to pull the plug on things.

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I checked out of the motel, drove to the airport and got my car and then killed time until the evening, I was pretty sure of what would be going on at the house after everyone got off work and I wanted the pleasure of ruining the evening for everyone.

I parked my usual one block over, turned on the laptop and clicked on the ‘real time’ icon.  I toggled through the cameras until I got to the living room where I saw Merrie on her knees giving the guy that I presumed was Kenny a blow job as he sat on the couch.  She was wearing a black teddy that I had given her on our last anniversary.  He was in the middle and Reynolds was on one side of him and an unknown sat on the other.  Both had their cocks out and Merrie was going from one to the other and taking turns sucking on them.  Mike, Tony and a guy I didn’t know were standing there watching.

I took out my cell and called her.  The phone in the house rang and she took her mouth of off Kenny long enough to say:

“Someone bring me the phone. It might be doofus making his nightly check in call.”

She went back to sucking until Tony brought her the cordless.

“Hello?”

“Hi baby.  Finished early and I’m back.  Just left the airport and should be home in a bit.”

“Oh goody.  I can’t wait to see you.  I’m feeling pretty damned horny right now.  Be ready for some exercise when you get here.”

I saw panic on her face when I disconnected and I heard her say:

“God damn the worthless fuck!  He wasn’t supposed to be home until tomorrow.”

She got to here feet and said, “Everybody out.  The dumb shit is on his way and I’ve got to get this place cleaned up.”

“We have time to finish up” Kenny said, “It will take him forty-five minutes to get here from the airport.”

“He said he’d already left the airport.  He might be halfway home for all I know.  Every one out.  Now!  The last thing I need is for him to get here and find all of you with me and I do have to get this place straightened up.”

The guys grumbled, but they got up and started moving out.  All except for Jim Reynolds.

“I’ll help you clean up.”

“No.  He can’t catch you here.”

“When he gets here I’ll go out the back door.  I’m parked on the other side of the street so he’ll never know.  I’ll start picking up while you go change.”

“I’m not going to change.  I’ll tell the dumb shit I put it on to welcome him home.”

The two of them got busy picking the place up and I got an idea.  I got out of the car and got the tire iron out of the truck.  Then I took a gamble.  The house I was parked in front of was the house of my across the back fence neighbor.  I rang his doorbell and Tim, his eighteen year old son came to the door.  I wanted his dad, but Tim could do what I wanted.  I asked him if he would like to make a quick twenty bucks.

“Doing what.”

“I’m supposed to be out of town on business and I want to surprise my wife and her lover.  When they see my car pull into the driveway he will run out the back door and I want to be standing there to say hello to him.”

“Cool” was all he said.  I handed him two tens and the deal was done.  I took the tire iron, climbed the back fence, tip-toed up onto the back porch and waited.

I heard running and then the back door opened and Reynolds came rushing out and into a tire iron right across his mouth.  I saw teeth fly out of his mouth as he went down and then I used the tire iron to try and see that his cock would never be able to more than pee ever again.  Maybe not even that.  I wouldn’t mind at all if all his urinating had to be done through a plastic tube.

Merrie was standing just inside the door looking on in horror as I worked over her lover.

“Pack your bags and be out of the house by the time I’m done with him or you will be next.”

She turned and ran!  I took out my dick and pissed on Jim’s head, shook the last few drops off my dick, put it away and went into the house.  I took out my cell and called 911 and told them I’d caught an intruder in my house and that I’d had to subdue him.

“He put up a pretty good fight and I’m afraid I hurt him rather badly.”

I walked around to the front of the house, got my bags and went into the house.  I went into the kitchen to see if I had any beer left and found that there were four left.  I wondered how Merrie would have explained the PBR since I was a Bud drinker.  I opened one and then went into the living room and sat down on the couch to wait for the response to my 911 call.

Merrie was dressed when she came into the room and said, “We need to talk honey.”

“So it’s honey now.  I thought I was supposed to be doofus, clueless, dumb shit or worthless fuck.  What did I do that suddenly gets me promoted to honey?”

“You don…”

Just shut the fuck up Merrie.  I don’t want to hear that it isn’t what I think.  I don’t want to hear that you love only me and that it was just some meaningless sex.  I don’t want to hear that it was just a one time mistake and it will never happen again.  I do not want to hear that we love each other and we can get by it.  I don’t want to hear any of that ridiculous shit that cheaters say when they get caught.  All I want to hear is “Goodbye” when you walk out the door.  I don’t even need to hear that.  The sound of the door closing behind will work just fine.  All you need to do is let me know where you are so I will know where to have you served.”

“Served?  What do you mean?”

“It means that I’m divorcing your cheating ass.”

“I don’t want a divorce.”

“Sure could have fooled me.  Gangbangs and having a lover for over three years sort of tells me that you didn’t want a marriage so I’m getting rid of it.”

“That’s all bullshit Barry.  None of that happened.  I just got into trouble and was having a hard time getting out of it.  If you would just let me explain.”

“Okay.  Go ahead and explain.”

“It happened the night you got pissed off at me and left me at the bar.  I was drunk and somehow Jim Reynolds got me out of the bar and into the parking lot.  He took advantage of my condition and had sex with me.  I was so drunk that I thought it was you.  Two days later Jim came to see me.  He had cell phone pictures of me giving him a blow job and he told me that if I didn’t want you to see them I had to have sex with him again.  I panicked.  I couldn’t let you see those pictures so I gave in.  He means nothing to me honey.  Nothing at all.  I just didn’t know how else to keep him from showing those pictures.”

“That’s the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?”

“Honest to God honey.  I swear on my mother’s grave.”

I laughed and said, “You sure are a piece of work Merrie.  The only true thing you said was that you and Jim fucked in the parking lot.  Jim didn’t have a cell phone in his hand when you sucked his cock or while he fucked you as you leaned against the dumpster.  You want to try and explain Mike and Tony?  How about Kenny Howzer?”

“I don’t know what you are talking about.”

“Did you not hear me mention gangbangs and having a lover for over three years?  I have had this house wired for a week Merrie.  I have it all on disc.  Everything you have done and everything you have said.  Where do you think I heard clueless, dumb shit, doofus and worthless fuck?  You are busted Merrie.  I know it all Merrie.  Every last little bit of it. 

“I finally understand why you have been so disrespectful toward me these last three years.  Why you constantly put me down and humiliate me in public.  You can’t respect someone you are fucking over and who is letting you get away with it.  The fact that I didn’t know didn’t matter to you.  Well maybe you can respect me now Merrie because I’ve finally done something about it and you aren’t going to get away with fucking over me any more.

“Just sign the papers when you get them next week.  I’ve been more that fair considering your actions.  We split everything equally and I buy you out of your share of the house.  I’ll give you two thousand a month in alimony for two years or until you remarry whichever comes first.  Although I doubt that Jim will be able to do you much good as a husband after what I just did to his equipment, but there is Mike, Tony and even Kenny to chose from.  They are all single and seem to like the group sex you enjoy.  And yes, Kenny is single or at least about to be.  I’m giving his wife a copy of all that I have and he will be served about the same time you will be.

“There will be no child support because I’m keeping the kids.  I will not allow them to live with the whore you have become.  You can have unlimited visitation and have them every other weekend and for half of their vacations.  And face it Merrie; you don’t want them around where they can inhibit your sex parties.

“Just sign Merrie.  Once you have done that and the divorce is final I’ll destroy what I have.  Don’t sign and I’ll go public with what I have and you won’t be able to hold your head up in this town.”

“You hate me that much?”

“I don’t hate you Merrie; I just don’t have any use for a cheating whore.  Just like you apparently had no use for me these last three years.”

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Merrie moved out and signed the papers when they were served on her.  A week later she was living with Tony.  Did she continue to party with Tony, Mike and the others?  I have no way of knowing and I don’t care to know.

Shelly served papers on Kenny and he did not take it well.  He slapped her around a bit and that night after he had fallen asleep she took a cast iron frying pan and worked him over and then she drug him out of the house and dumped him on the front sidewalk.

The Friday following the serving of the papers on the two cheaters Shelly and I had our first date and I do have to say that things look promising.