Author: Honey Moon Title: Lucy's Little Problem Universe: I Love Lucy Keywords: drunk, blackout, cuckold, impregnation, Lucy’s Little Problem An I Love Lucy story By Honey Moon Ross watched the good looking red head and sighed. With each run-through of the simple script for the Vitameatavegamin commercial, she became more and more confused. “Ms. Mcgillicutty?” he asked quietly. “Are you alright?” She looked at him with glassy eyes. “Hmm?” The director shook his head. “Are you alright?” She grinned a lopsided grin. “Oh I feel fine but you know it's HOT in here!” Ross grimaced. “Well do you think you'll be able to go on with the show?” He waited for an answer that didn’t arrive. “Well, do you?” The swaying woman peered into his eyes. “What?” Ross motioned to one of his stage hands. “Joe!” He tried to calm down. “I think you'd better take a little rest until show time.” The wanna-be actress seemed to have a one track mind. “Yeah boy it sure is hot in here!” He didn’t have time to waste on troublesome ad girls. “Joe, would you take Ms. Mcgillicutty to one of the dressing rooms and let her rest until show time?” Joe hustled over at the director’s call. “Well sure, come on Ms. Mcgillicutty.” He placed a hand on her arm and led her from the stage. Staggering along, the actress made sure to bring along the refreshing bottle of tonic. “Joe is it hot in here to you?” she asked as they went back stage. Joe glanced up at the statuesque redhead and grinned. “It is a bit warm, Ms. Mcgillicutty. Let’s see about getting you somewhere cool.” Damn! That Ricky sure knew how to pick ‘em! Being married didn’t seem to slow him down at all. It must be his hot Cuban blood. This piece of tart was tall, just the way he liked ‘em! Redheaded, too. Joe wondered if it was real or bottled. No matter, he’d be finding out soon enough. He found an empty dressing room and brought the toasted woman inside. She swayed gently as he locked the door and pocketed the key. Joe motioned to the battered sofa someone had dragged into the small room. “Sit down, Ms. Mcgillicutty.” He eyed the bottle she clutched in her hand. “Why not take another sip?” “Lucy.” Lucy gasped as she flopped onto the threadbare furniture. “Call me Vita meaty vegga mega min girl Lucy.” She giggled. “This stuff sorta grows on ya, don’t it?” “I’m sure it does.” At 23 percent alcohol, Joe was positive it would grow on anyone! He tried not to grin as she drained the rest of the bottle in three gulps. “Tasty! Jush, jush like candies.” She muttered as she slumped down and slowly tipped to the side. The redhead giggled as her cute little hat was knocked crooked. Joe gently shook her shoulder. “Ms. Mcgillicutty?” he said softly. He shook harder. “Lucy?” “Oh Ricky, let me sleep.” She whined softly. Joe laughed as she began to snore. “Damn it all. I love my job!” He sat next to the passed out actress and placed his right hand on her knee. When she showed no sign of responding, his hand reached lower and gently grasped the hem of her dress. Slowly, he lifted the fabric, exposing more and more of her gorgeous milky smooth flesh. Long and lean, Joe really appreciated her shapely leg as his hand caressed her warm thigh. He let out a sigh when his fingertips encountered the silky material of her undergarment. “Just relax, Lucy girl.” he muttered as his left hand joined his right. “Contains meat!” the plastered girl muttered as hands slowly but surely began to tug her panties down. “It will.” Joe laughed quietly as he slipped the silky garment down those wicked legs and pulled them off over her shoes. “It’s gonna contain a lot of meat in a minute!” Lucy murmured and moaned as Joe flipped up her skirt to gaze lovingly down at her glory. The thatch of red hair nearly glowed like fine copper wire as it framed the prettiest little snatch he had ever seen! “Oh God! Redhead at both ends! I think I’m in love!” “Love the taste!” the actress whispered as Joe carefully repositioned her on the battered sofa. He lifted one limp leg up on the back cushion, while letting the other simply slip off until her one foot was firmly on the floor. “I love the taste too.” He gasped as he dropped to his knees on the floor. Joe had been stationed in Paris France at the close of the war. Several eager and grateful young Mademoiselles had taught him a few things about pleasing a woman. He took off his headset and placed it on the floor. With a sigh he leaned forward, bringing his face right between those gorgeous thighs. Her musky taste thrilled him as he lapped between honeyed lips. Lucy moaned as he happily licked away. “Oh Ricky!” she cooed as his tongue lavished attention on her swollen little pearl. Joe froze as she continued in her slurred ramblings. “Ricky is a dirty boy! You know I like when you treat my kitty so nice!” He almost laughed. So Ricky was dallying with this two-bit actress! He wondered what the bandleader’s wife would do if she ever found out. No matter. It could come in handy if Ricky ever said anything about him doing time with this trick. The Cuban would shut his mouth tight if he thought his wife would discover he was having an affair with this redheaded tramp! He continued lapping away. The fact that the Cuban bandleader had plowed this furrow didn’t bother him in the least. Joe had learned to appreciate ‘sloppy seconds’ back in his army days. Besides, he could tell this harlot hadn’t done anything this fine day. Her snatch was about the sweetest he had ever tasted! She moaned again as he continued his happy work. Sozzled or not, the actress sure was responding! It was all he could do to pin her hips down as he worked her closer to exploding! When she went off, he greedily lapped away. He drank down her essence as she thrashed on the sofa. Joe got up off the floor and double checked that the door was locked. He didn’t need any interruptions now! Watching the lovely woman passed out on the battered sofa, his hands went to his belt. “It’s a pure shame I can’t take my time with you, sweetie.” He muttered as he undid the buckle and then his trouser buttons. “This is gonna have to be a quickie!” Relieved of the confines of his clothing, Joe’s cock sprang proudly forward. He took a shuffling step and joined the beauty on the battered cushions. “Look what you’ve done to me, girlie!” he said softly as shimmering syrupy fluid dripped from the crown of his engorged member. “I’m so hard I ache! This’ll teach you to be a tease!” He slipped his right arm under her left knee, and lifted the limp leg high. Groping with his left hand, he lined the head of his member against the honey sweet opening of her center. Joe groaned low in his throat as his throbbing organ slowly sank into the whimpering girl. He paused; fearful she would awake, but she was so toasted it didn’t really make much of a difference. “That’s it girlie. Take it like a professional.” He jammed his hips forward, completely burying himself in exquisite warmth. Damn! This girl was tight! She was so much better then any red light girl he had ever made financial arrangements with! He withdrew until just the flaring head was encased in her silky sheath, and then plunged right back in. The silky grasping warmth made him open his eyes wide. “Damn! Forgot the fish-skin! Oh well. I don’t think she’ll mind, do you, Lucy Mcgillicutty?” The redhead only moaned in answer, as he began to thrust into her body. Joe took an added risk. He really couldn’t resist. As he pumped his manhood into her, he fumbled at the buttons of her dress. “Beautiful!” he gasped as he bared her modest breasts. Damn it, he loved tall women! As he hammered into her, he bent low and captured a pert nipple between his lips. In and out his turgid member sawed into glorious grasping sucking warmth. Lucy stirred and moaned, but Joe’s luck held as she remained in the land of alcoholic bliss. Her body knew what was happening though, and Lucy’s breathing grew heavy and ragged. “That’s it girlie! Work with me! You know you want this!” He recaptured that perky nipple again, and let his teeth playfully nip. The actress moaned throatily at this. “Oh, you like it rough? What a nasty girl you are!” He was growing close, so Joe pulled out all the stops! Working her like a dancehall girl, Joe just pounded into the moaning redhead. “Gonna shoot!” he gasped as he felt his balls tighten. He knew he should pull out, but this tease had asked for any trouble she may end up in! “Take it! Take it all!” Lucy groaned and thrashed. Her body reached its peak, even if her mind was clouded by the Vitameatavegamin. “Ricky!” she whimpered, as the man above her went rigid in his passion. Joe couldn’t hold back any more! It was so hot the way she called out for the Cuban band leader even when she was passed out! He plunged in deep, bottoming out in her fantastic tightness. Ricky may be good, but Joe thought being a full blooded American made him better! It was a shame this tramp wouldn’t know. With that cheery though, he exploded! Rope after rope of thick gooey cream blasted deep into the sozzled girl. When the last pulses of his member had eased, Joe slowly withdrew from the whimpering woman. “Damn, that was just what I needed.” He said softly as he blotted his face with a handkerchief. He pulled up his pants and straightened his tie. “Thanks, Ms Mcgillicutty!” “You’re welcome, Ricky.” She slurred softly. He laughed quietly. This was a great arrangement! If anything becomes of this, Ricky would get the blame! Hopefully his wife would understand if the bandleader should end up a father! Working quickly, Joe wrestled the still unconscious woman back into her panties, and buttoned her dress. “Have a good rest.” He said quietly as picked up his headphones and slipped from the room. Lucy sighed. It had taken weeks for Ricky to stop teasing her over getting a little indisposed while trying to do that silly commercial. She smiled though. Tonight, if everything went right, would make up for everything! She sat nervously at the table in the club, as Ricky tried to figure out who the happy couple was. Ricky rushed to her table, beaming with pride and love when he saw her smile and nod. “Honey no! Really? Why didn’t you tell me?” “Why, you didn’t give me a chance!” she said through happy tears. Ricky jumped to his feet. “It’s me! I’m gonna be a father! How about that?” He pulled Lucy to her feet. “I want you to meet my mother, I mean my wife!” Lucy grinned happily as her loving husband began to sing to the cheering crowds. Everything was going to be just fine!