G E N I T A__C L A N

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   Author: Brother Genita and Sister Genita

   Title: Genita Clan Characters

   Universe: Chaseton, America (overlaps with The Waltons and Father Knows
Best), and some characters in Genitaland TV--The Addam Family, The Brady
Bunch, Father Knows Best, Lost in Space, Sesame Street, The Waltons, etc.
Summary: Background on characters used in our stories

   Keywords: nosex.  Our stories have FF, Ff, Fg, FM, Fm, Fb, ff, fg, MF,
MM, Mm, Mb, Mf, Mg, mf, mg, bg, best, cons, f1st, m1st, mast, oral, ped,
ws, zoo and more

   Language: English

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   WARNING

   This description of our stories' characters contains sexual references
but no explicit descriptions of sexual activity.

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   Genita Clan Characters

   by Brother Genita and Sister Genita


   Hi there.  We're Brother Genita and Sister Genita and welcome you to
Genita Clan Characters!

   Our stories are fictional unless they say otherwise, but there's a drop
of truth in most of them (except some of the ones based on TV shows). 
We'll tell you the background of our characters.  They are all fictional,
but most are inspired by real people.  We changed the real names of people,
schools, and towns to fictional ones of course!  We also changed the years.
We (Brother Genita aka Jonnie and Sister Genita aka Janie) both graduated
from high school in 1997.  We didn't feel we could write about what teens
and adults were doing in the 1980s and early 1990s, at least not without
help, because we were little kids then.  So we moved the calendar up nine
years so our characters would graduate high school in 2006.

   ALL OF OUR CHARACTERS ARE FICTIONAL UNLESS WE SAY OTHERWISE.  NOTHING
THAT HAPPENS IN ANY OF OUR FICTIONAL STORIES SHOULD BE CONNECTED WITH ANY
REAL PEOPLE.


   MR. A: Husband of Mrs. A, father of Betsy, Jack and Kelsey.

   --Physical: Born ?.  Caucasian, brown eyes, short wavy brown hair.

   --Stories: "Betsy's Slumber Party" (brief mention)


   MRS. A: Wife of Mr. A, mother of Betsy, Jack and Kelsey.  Great aunt
is Margaret.

   --Physical: Born ?.  Caucasian, brown eyes, short wavy brown hair.

   --Stories: "Betsy's Slumber Party" (brief)


   ALLISON: Younger sister of Sammy, classmate of Janie and Jonnie.

   --Physical: Born 1988.  Caucasian, red hair, chubby.

   --Stories: "Betsy's Slumber Party", "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed"
(brief mention)


   ANNIE: Daughter of Tom and Toni, younger half-sister of Matt, younger
sister of Kandi, Janie and Jonnie of Chaseton.  Precocious as a child. 
(Our real youngest sister really was taught by our oldest half-brother how
to play, fast-forward and rewind videos when she was 5-years-old.  And she
really did sneak and start playing one of his hidden X-rated videotapes,
but IRL it wasn't his idea and embarrassed him awfully.  A lot of our
clothes were hand-me-downs, and most of her "nightgowns" were T-shirts of
mine (Sister Genita aka Janie's) or the real-life Kandi's.  Except for
putting her hand in her diapers or panties and diddling, which our real
little sister did as a toddler in front of everybody, all the sexual things
Annie does are purely fictional.)

   --Physical: Born 1992.  Caucasian, blue eyes, curly strawberry blond
hair.

   --Stories: "Uncle Pete's Family Weekend: Little Annie (Part 3)", "Uncle
Pete's Family Weekend: Parts 1,2, 4" (brief)


   MISS "MISSY" BARTON: Chaseton Middle School girls' physical education
teacher beginning in 1990-1991; also CMS cheerleading coach beginning in
1992-1993.  Perky and bouncy, but reasonably intelligent.  (The real woman
had those positions, and was an object of lust for the real-life Jonnie
(Brother Genita) and many of the other boys in middle school, even for some
of the girls.  IRL she was the new coach while we were in middle school,
not while Matt and Danny were there.  She did teach the girls including me,
Sister Genita, sex education, and wasn't the slightest bit embarrassed
doing so, but didn't do anything out of line sexual while teaching us.  The
character is fictional and her sexual experiences are completely fictional.
Her real-life student helper was the inspiration for Laurie, but the rest
is fantasy, mostly Jonnie's.  The Missy Barton in The Waltons' stories is
our imagining her living as a girl in the 1930s.  Pure fantasy.)

   --Physical: Born 1967.  Caucasian, blue eyes, light skin, blond hair,
gymnast build.  Adult: 5 feet tall with pert A cup breasts, hair often worn
in a ponytail

   --Stories: "Adolescent Danny: Students, Teacher, Videotape;" "Chaseton
Middle School Sex Ed"


   COACH "BALLSACK" BELL: The Chaseton Middle School and Chaseton High
School coach who hid his hard-on with his clipboard every time girls' coach
Miss Barton showed him the cheerleaders' latest routine.  Football
quarterback in high school; football center in college.  Supposedly
nicknamed "Ballsack" because he could lift a heavy sack of balls over his
head with one hand.  (The clipboard hiding is from what we suspect, not
know, that our real middle school coach did.  If he wasn't hanging around
the real-life version of Miss Barton, possibly trying to get into her
panties, he was getting friendly with the cheerleaders, including the
real-life Janie, Sister Genita.  He one time said I had firm, athletic legs
and a nice bounceto my step.  The rest of what the character does is
completely fictional, but a lot of it comes from our middle school and high
school fantasies.)

   --Physical: Born 1963.  Caucasian, brown eyes, brown hair, football
player build.  Adult: 6 feet tall, tanned skin, chest covered with brown
curls, crew cut, large hands with thick fingers, uncircumcised 6 1/2 inches

   --Stories: "Adolescent Danny: Students, Teacher, Videotape" (brief
mention); "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed"


   BETSY: Daughter of Mr.  and Mrs.  A, older sister of Jack and Kelsey. 
Great-great aunt is Margaret.  Intelligent, athletic, pretty, successful
student, somewhat feminist.

   --Physical: Born 1987.  Caucasian, brown eyes, wavy brown hair that
reaches her shoulders, tall.

   --Stories: "Betsy's Slumber Party"


   BRANDON: Intelligent Chaseton Middle School student who knows a lot
about explosive chemistry.

   --Physical: Born 1981.

   --Stories: "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed" (brief)


   BRIANNA "BRAIN-ANNA": Younger sister of Shelia, girlfriend of Roger in
sixth grade at Chaseton Middle School, classmate of Danny and Matt.  Very
intelligent; in sixth grade when most students her age were in fourth. 
(Inspired by Brother Genita's fantasies about a very smart girl in middle
school.  As usual, actions of the fictional character are fantasy.)

   --Physical: Born 1982.  Caucasian, peach pink skin with freckles, curly
chocolate brown hair, green fawn eyes, rosey lips, puckered knees, inward
navel, average height and build.  Age 10: early pubescence with no hair
other than on her head, curly mop of hair

   --Stories: "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed"; "Betsy's Slumber Party"
(brief mention)


   CARL: Classmate of Danny and Matt, football player in sixth grade,
soccer player in eighth grade at Chaseton Middle School.

   --Physical: Born 1980.  Middle school: Strong and physically mature for
age, looking about three years older

   --Stories: "Adolescent Danny: Students, Teacher, Videotape" (brief
mention); "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed" (brief)


   CHRISTOPHER: Immature, possibly ADHD boy at Chaseton Middle School who
teases about kissing.  (Inspired by a friend's younger brother.)

   --Physical: Born 1980.  Middle school: looked about three years younger
than his age

   --Stories: "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed" (brief)


   MR. AND MRS. COCKSHOTT: An amorous couple.  (In real life when about 7
years old, I, Sister Genita, heard a funny noise and peeked in a couple's
window.  I saw a lady lying on her back and a man lying on top of her.  I
was fascinated watching his naked bouncing bottom.  I thought they saw me,
and ran off.  That image stuck with me, and appears in at least one Sesame
Street and The Waltons story.)

   --Physical: Born?  Black man and woman

   --Stories: "Sesame Street Girl Scout Nookie"


   CONNIE "MS.  CONNIE," "CUNNY": Wife (later ex-wife) of Larry, mother of
Danny and Marie.  A nymphomaniac.  (Based on a real woman with a son and
daughter who was known for going from guy to guy.  But what the character
does is fictional.)

   --Physical: Born 1963?

   --Stories: "Danny and Marie Kiddie Sex Games" (brief mention, unnamed)


   MISS CRUMB: Principal of Chaseton Middle School.  Rules the school with
a stern iron hand she doesn't hesitate to use on disobedient student
behinds.  (Our real "Aunt Rose" was married to the real-life inspiration
for Uncle Pete until they divorced.  In our stories, we made their
characters both single for their own good.  Miss Crumb is even more stuffy
and matronly than our real aunt.  Everything Miss Crumb does is completely
fictional.  Our real aunt seldom spanked any of us.  Even though Brother
Genita wanted her to.)

   --Physical: Born 1940?

   --Stories: "Adolescent Danny: Students, Teacher, Videotape" (brief
mention); "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed" (brief)


   DANNY: Son of Larry and Connie, older brother of Marie, best friend of
Matt in Chaseton Middle School.  A smart, athletic schemer who acts
ironically respectful and often outwits his uptight superiors and bypasses
incompetent authority figures.  Teaches the young.  (The real life boy
really was friends with our older brother and did play sexual games with
me, Sister Genita.  That's not an accusation; he was arrested and confessed
and was sent to juvenile hall.  I, Sister Genita, was forced to testify
against him which was horrible.  I loved Danny, and he was my hero. 
Nothing he did with me ever bothered me, except telling me to do my
homework and chores.  Thank goodness in those days they took it off your
record when you reached adulthood and didn't make you a registered sex
offender for your whole life.  The things that Danny does in the stories
that the real boy didn't confess to are completely made up, and are our
fantasies.)

   --Physical: Born 1980.  Mexican/European American, light brown skin,
brown eyes, average height, somewhat athletic build.

   --Stories: "Adolescent Danny: Students, Teacher, Videotape;" Danny and
Marie Kiddie Sex Games;" "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed" (brief)


   DARLENE: Younger sister of Melanie, friend of Janie and Jonnie, one
grade behind them in Chaseton.  Attracts boys and men like honey attracts
bears.  (Inspired by the Led Zeppelin song "Darlene" about a hot young girl
child popular with the guys who dances in a tight dress.)

   --Physical: Born 1989.

   --Stories: "Betsy's Slumber Party", "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed"
(brief mention)


   MR. "DEWDROP" DEWEY: Nerdy, nervous, easily embarrassed and aroused
Chaseton Middle School and Chaseton High School science teacher who is
often teased by girls spreading wide their skirts.  (That part's real, but
we can't blame the real teacher.  Some of us girls including me, Sister
Genita, wore skirts and purposely exposed our panties to our geeky teacher,
embarrassing him, then laughed at him behind his back.  We were cruel.  And
he did teach sex education to the boys in science class, including Brother
Genita, and was embarrassed doing that too.  Anything else about the
fictional character is totally made up.)

   --Physical: Born 1963?  Caucasian, blue eyes, short brown hair, thin. 
Adult: 12 inches.

   --Stories: "Adolescent Danny: Students, Teacher, Videotape" (brief
mention); "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed"


   ERNIE: Younger brother of Nissa, classmate of Annie, Ho-Jung, LaToya.

   --Physical: Born 1992.  Black, black skin, kinky black hair

   --Stories: "Uncle Pete's Family Weekend: Incest and Videotape (brief,
unnamed)


   GEORGE: Classmate of Sammy, Virginia, at Chaseton Middle School.

   --Physical: Born 1979.

   --Stories: "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed" (brief)


   UNCLE "HANKY" HANK: Husband of Aunt Linda, older brother of Connie,
uncle to Danny and Marie.

   --Physical: Born 1962?

   --Stories: "Danny and Marie Kiddie Sex Games" (brief mention)


   HO-JUNG: Friend of Annie and LaToya's.  (A fictional character based on
a friend of the real-life equivalents of Annie and LaToya.  Other than
imitating Annie diddling in her panties, everything sexual she does is
complete fiction.)

   --Physical: Born 1993?  Korean, black hair, black eyes

   --Stories: "Danny and Marie Kiddie Sex Games" (brief, unnamed)


   JACK: Son of Mr.  and Mrs.  A, younger brother of Betsy, older brother
of Kelsey.  Great-great aunt is Margaret.  Shy in junior high and early
high school; confident later

   --Physical: Born 1990.  Caucasian, blue eyes, short wavy brown hair, Age
15+: 5 1/2 feet tall

   --Stories: "Betsy's Slumber Party" (brief mention)


   JANIE: Daughter of Tom and Toni, younger half-sister of Matt and younger
sister of Kandi, fraternal twin of Jonnie, older sister of Annie of
Chaseton.  Active and bouncy, extremely close to Jonnie, usually wears a
skirt or dress.  As a young girl sometimes sits on people's heads.  (She's
based on me, Sister Genita.  Brother Genita (Jonnie) and I really are
fraternal twins, and are as close as can be.  Even if a story has only one
of our names on it, both of us worked on it.  I was as active and bouncy as
Janie, maybe more so, and as a young girl insisted on wearing dresses and
skirts.  Some of Janie's sexual experiences as a preschooler really
happened to me, although most were with my half-brother's friend, the one
who inspired Danny.  We speeded things up a lot in the stories, so that
what happens in one story really was spread out through several encounters.
But most of what happens is completely made up.  I really did sit on
people's heads when they were lying down, but I stopped doing it long
before I was 9-years-old.  Except for special occasions.)

   --Physical: Born 1988.  Caucasian, straight brown hair, deep brown eyes,
dimples.  9 years old: rather long hair often in pigtails, average build
Early teen: average build, small breasts.  Later teen/adult: plump, C cup
breasts

   --Stories: "Betsy's Slumber Party"; "Uncle Pete's Family Weekend:
Preteen Twins (Part 2)", "Uncle Pete's Family Weekend: Parts 1,3, 4 (brief)


   JONNIE: Son of Tom and Toni, younger half-brother of Matt and younger
brother of Kandi, fraternal twin of Janie, older brother of Annie of
Chaseton.  Academic but shy, extremely close to Janie.  (He's based on me,
Brother Genita.  I was shy when I was young, just like in our stories. 
"Janie" did most of my talking for me and really still does.  We went
everywhere together so much people joked that we were conjoined twins.  We
still do.  Other than Janie showing me what the real-life Danny did with
her when we were both in our pre-preteen years, IRL I had very little
sexual experience until I was older.  But I fantasized a lot.  A lot of
what happens in our stories are from fantasies I had when I was in middle
school and high school.)

   --Physical: Born 1988.  Straight brown hair, deep brown eyes, dimples,
average build.  9 years old: medium length hair with bangs

   --Stories: "Uncle Pete's Family Weekend: Preteen Twins (Part 2)", "Uncle
Pete's Family Weekend: Parts 1,3, 4 (brief); "Betsy's Slumber Party" (brief
mention)


   KANDI: Daughter of Tom and Toni, younger half-sister of Matt, older
sister of Janie, Jonnie, and Annie of Chaseton.  Outgoing, tries to seem
unfazeable, but inwardly sensitive.  Dreams of being a professional dancer.
(Our real older sister wanted to be a professional dancer, and took ballet
when she was very young and later modern dance.  She was very free and
outgoing, but also had a sensitive side she'd pretend she didn't have.  Her
real first sexual intercourse was a horrible experience, so in our stories
we made it something the fictional character wanted and cherished.  The
character is fictional, and we don't think our real-life older brother and
sister did anything with each other beyond teasing and playing doctor.)

   --Physical: Born 1985.  Caucasian, dishwater blond hair, long dishwater
blond hair with bangs (12 years old), blue eyes, somewhat athletic build,
average weight.  12 years old: long hair with bangs, 34 B breasts and curvy
figure.  14 years old: 36 C breasts and curvy figure.

   --Stories: "Uncle Pete's Family Weekend: Kandi (Part 1)", "Uncle Pete's
Family Weekend: Incest and Videotape (Part 4)", "Uncle Pete's Family
Weekend (Parts 2,3)" (brief); "Betsy's Slumber Party" (brief mention)


   KELSIE: Daughter of Mr.  and Mrs.  A, younger sister of Betsy and Jack.
Great-great aunt is Margaret.  Intelligent, imaginative, athletic,
tomboyish as a young girl and still somewhat when older.

   --Physical: Born 1995.  Caucasian, brown eyes, fairly long wavy brown
hair often worn in a short ponytail, big boned

   --Stories: "Betsy's Slumber Party"


   LARRY: Husband (later ex-husband) of Connie, father of Danny and Marie.
Tries to keep his children ignorant of sex so they don't do it.  It doesn't
work.

   --Physical: Born 1962?

   --Stories: "Danny and Marie Kiddie Sex Games" (brief mention, unnamed)


   LATOYA: Friend of Annie and Ho-Jung of Chaseton.  Can pop up almost
anywhere.  (A fictional character based on a friend of the real-life
equivalents of Annie and Ho-Jung.  She pops up here and there in a lot in
our stories because the real-life girl did too.  We could go 50 miles away
from home and there she'd be at the amusement park or on the hiking trail
or at the beach.  Very strange.  But what the fictional character does is
totally fictional.)

   --Physical: Born 1992?  Black, dark hair and eyes

   --Stories: "Sesame Street Girl Scout Nookie;" "Uncle Pete's Family
Weekend: Incest and Videotape (Part 4)" (brief); "Santa Claus and Bobby
Brady" (brief), "Santa Claus and Cindy Brady" (brief)


   LAURIE: Miss Barton's loyal student assistant at Chaseton Middle School.
(We completely changed her age to make her a year younger than Matt and
Danny.  The real girl was a year younger than the real Jonnie, Brother
Genita.  She had a crush on him in middle school, but he was too shy to
respond and avoided her.  The stories of Danny with her and girls' gym
teacher Miss Barton are what Jonnie fantasized about doingwait, still does.
The real Laurie probably never did anything unusual with the teacher,
although she really was the cheerleader coach's helper and spent a whole
lot of time with the teacher.  There were rumors which we used in the
stories.  But what the character does is completely made up.)

   --Physical: Born 1981.  Caucasian, thin, shorter than average, curly
brown hair, deep brown eyes.  13 years old: small breasts, thin brown hair
below

   --Stories: "Adolescent Danny: Students, Teacher, Videotape"


   LED ZEPPELIN: The band.  No band members inspired any characters in our
stories.  None.  Got that?  But their songs and one or two of their album
covers were a major inspiration for some of them.  Strangely, our
conservative father (inspiration for Tom) loved Led Zeppelin which had
sexual overtones in lots of their songs but we don't think he even knew it.
But according to our mom, both of us were conceived while our parents were
listening to Led Zeppelin.  You'll find a lot of references to the band's
songs in our stories, some very subtle and some obvious.  Their songs
including "Candy Store Rock," "The Lemon Song," and "Black Dog" inspired
some parts of The Waltons stories as much as the TV show did.

   LESLIE: Classmate of Danny and Matt, involved with Roger in sixth grade
at Chaseton Middle School.

   --Physical: Born 1980.  brown hair, dark grey (bright light) or brown
eyes (dim light), beige skin, Age 10: long hair often in ponytail, metal
braces on her teeth, straight prepubescent body with hair only on her head,
short for her age,

   --Stories: "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed"


   AUNT LINDA: Wife of Uncle Hank, sister-in-law of Connie, aunt to Danny
and Marie.

   --Physical: Born 1965?

   --Stories: "Danny and Marie Kiddie Sex Games" (brief mention)


   MARIE: Daughter of Larry and Connie, younger sister of Danny, babysitter
of Annie in Chaseton.  (The real life girl really did babysit our younger
sister and the real-life inspiration for LaToya.  But everything sexual
that happens in her stories is completely made up, except for some things
based on what I, Sister Genita, did as a girl.  Really Marie is based as
much on me as anyone.)

   --Physical: Born 1985.  Light brown skin, brown hair, brown eyes.  5
years old: hair often in pigtails with ribbons

   --Stories: "Danny and Marie Kiddie Sex Games"


   MATT: Stepson of Tom and son of Toni, older half-brother of Kandi,
Janie, Jonnie, and Annie of Chaseton.  Electronics whiz who, primarily
secretly, records intimate videos beginning in 1994 at age 14.  As of 1998,
primary cinematographer and part owner (with his Uncle Pete) of Petergirl
Pictures.  (Our real older half-brother had a home movie camera in the
pre-digital film age that required film developing before you could see
what you'd shot, and didn't actually get a camcorder until he was well out
of high school.  Remember, we moved everything up nine years.  He was an
electronics geek and even shyer than Jonnie.  The way he lost his virginity
in the stories never happened, but was a shared fantasy of ours.  Our
real-life older half-brother probably never did anything kinky in his
life.)

   --Physical: Born 1980.  Caucasian, thin, taller than average, brown
hair, brown eyes.

   --Stories: "Adolescent Danny: Students, Teacher and Videotape"; "Uncle
Pete's Family Weekend: Incest and Videotape (Part 4)", "Uncle Pete's Family
Weekend (Parts 1, 2, 3) (brief); "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed" (brief)


   MELANIE: Older sister of Darlene, classmate of Danny and Matt's in
Chaseton Middle School.

   --Physical: Born 1979.

   --Stories: "Betsy's Slumber Party" (brief mention), "Chaseton Middle
School Sex Ed" (brief mention),


   MR.  MICHAELS: Assistant to boys' physical education instructor at
Chaseton Middle School.

   --Physical: Born 1965?

   --Stories: "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed" (brief mention)


   MISS "MILLIE) MILLER: Cheerleading coach at Chaseton Middle School
through 1991-1992 and after that at Chaseton High School.  (Inspired by a
real teacher who taught cheerleading when we, Brother and Sister Genita,
were in high school.  What she does is fictional.)

   --Physical: Born 1963?

   --Stories: "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed" (brief mention)

   
   MINA: Older sister of Ho-Jung, classmate of Janie and Jonnie.

   --Physical: Born 1988.  Korean

   --Stories: "Betsy's Slumber Party"


   NISSA: Older sister of Ernie, classmate of Janie and Jonnie.

   --Physical: Born 1987.  Black

   --Stories: "Betsy's Slumber Party"


   ORLANDO: Father of Matt by Toni.

   --Physical: Born 1963?


   UNCLE PETE: Brother of Toni, uncle of Matt, Kandi, Janie, Jonnie, and
Annie of Chaseton.  Provider of "erotic encounters for foreign visitors"
and, beginning in 1998, primary owner (with his nephew Matt) of Petergirl
Pictures.  (Our real uncle was a travel agent.  He didn't have anything to
do with booking erotic encounters for foreign visitorsthat's just fantasy.
When we were preteens, we used to pretend he was secretly an international
secret agent and half believed it.  He was married to stuffy Aunt Rose who
never liked kids.  They finally divorced, but in our stories we dumped her
(but made her a principal, Miss Crumb) and made him a swinging single.  Our
real uncle never did anything inappropriate with us or our brothers and
sisters, although he did playfully pat our mother's bottom (which our real
Dad didn't like) and ours, and we gave him many hugs and kisses.)

   --Physical: Born 1952.  Caucasian, average height, brown hair, brown
eyes.  Age 45: hair short and receding in front, rounded belly

   --Stories: "Uncle Pete's Family Weekend (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4); "Betsy's
Slumber Party"


   REX: The family dog of Tom, Toni, Matt, Kandi, Janie, Jonnie, and Annie.
(We really did have a family dog, only he wasn't a black Labrador
Retriever. We changed his color to fit the Led Zeppelin song "Black Dog."
Some of the things Kandi did with Rex in the stories were actually done by
the real-life Janie, Sister Genita.  The same applies to Reckless in The
Waltons stories.  Others were made up.  We won't tell you which is which.)

   --Physical: Born ?.  Black male labrador retriever

   --Stories: "Uncle Pete's Family Weekend: Kandi (Part 1)", "Uncle Pete's
Family Weekend (Parts 2, 3, 4) (brief mention)


   ROGER: Classmate of Danny and Matt, boyfriend of Brianna in his second
year as a sixth grader at Chaseton Middle School.  (Largely based on
Brother Genita's fantasies of what he imagined himself doing when he was a
shy boy in middle school.)

   --Physical: Born 1979.  Caucasian, average height and build, dark brown
straight hair, brown eyes.  Age 11: short hair, hairless chest Age 13:
short hair parted on left side, hairless chest, 4 1/2 inches with a bit of
hair

   --Stories: "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed".  The Roger who appears
briefly in "Santa Claus and Bobby Brady" and "Santa Claus and Cindy Brady"
could be thought of as this Roger's father


   SAMMY: Older brother of Allison, classmate of George, Virginia at
Chaseton Middle School where he is sixth grade football halfback.

   --Physical: Born 1979.

   --Stories: "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed" (brief)


   SHELIA: Older sister of Brianna.

   --Physical: Born 1977?


   MISS TIBBS: Kindergarten teacher of Annie, Ernie, Ho-Jung, LaToya, and
others.  Also Marie's doll named after the teacher.

   --Physical: Born 1963?  Caucasian, tall, thin, blond hair, blue eyes

   --Stories: "Danny and Marie Kiddie Sex Games" (brief mention)


   TOM: Husband of Toni, stepfather of Matt, father of Kandi, Janie,
Jonnie, and Annie of Chaseton.  Church-goer, protective father who
especially likes young girls.  (This is based on our dad.  He loved us,
made us all go to church every week, but was overprotective.  Our father
heard in the 1990s that "Internet" was slang for "Intercourse." He thought
there were pedophiles and child molesters behind every modem.  We don't
think our real dad ever did anything sexual with children, certainly not
with us, but we couldn't resist the irony of toying with the character
inspired by him.  What Tom does is entirely fictional.)

   --Physical: Born 1954.  Caucasian, Young adult: 6 feet tall, slightly
chunky, short but thick member.  Older adult: 6 feet tall, large belly,
short but thick member

   --Stories: "Uncle Pete's Family Weekend (Part 1, 4)" (brief); "Uncle
Pete's Family Weekend (Parts 2,3)" (brief mention)


   TONI: Wife of Tom, mother of Matt, Kandi, Janie, Jonnie, and Annie of
Chaseton.  Had Matt as a teenager out of wedlock.  Friendly and confident.
(This is based on our real mom.  Our real mom really did get pregnant with
a son while she was an unmarried teen, and her brother "Pete" really did
swat her butt when they hugged.  But our real daddy Tom didn't like him
doing that, so our uncle stopped doing it . . .  in front of our dad.  Our
mom never did anything sexual with any of her kids.  Any sexual things the
character does, outside of some things done with her husband Tom, are
entirely made up.)

   --Physical: Born 1965.  Caucasian, long black waist-length hair, dark
brown eyes.  Adult: a little plump with 40 C breasts


   --Stories: "Uncle Pete's Family Weekend (Part 1, 4)" (brief); "Uncle
Pete's Family Weekend (Parts 2,3)" (brief mention)


   VIRGINIA: Classmate of George, Sammy, at Chaseton Middle School.

   --Physical: Born 1979.

   --Stories: "Chaseton Middle School Sex Ed" (brief)