TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL THAT YOU ARE HORNY 10 Numerous runs to the store for more batteries 9 Try to redemm free sex cards 8 Urge to fondle maniquins in clothing stores 7 Daydream about Bill Gates in silk boxers 6 Wonder aloud if hardened latex does feel life like 5 Roseann looks good about now 4 Motor on VCR burns out 3 Start to wonder "what's so wrong about public mastrubation" 2 "Here, Bowser." and the number one way to tell that you are horny 1 You have long pointy things growing out of your head