TOP TEN REASONS A SEX SLAVE IS BETTER THAN A GIRLFRIEND 10) You look good in leather 9) She won't mind rawhide chew toys for Christmas 8) Nipple rings don't need diamonds 7) She does mind being used a table for beer during TV sports 6) Never saying, "Yes, dear." 5) Clothes shopping at porno shops 4) Hard to be a backseat driver with a ball gag 3) You can sell her when her tits start to sag 2) Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! And the number one reason a sex slave is better than a girlfriend 1) She won't complaine when you leave the toliet seat up