THE TEN WORSE THINGS ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY HITTING ON
A LESBIAN

10)  Pepper spray is better on nachos...

 9)  ...but mace stings more

 8)  Lecture on all male wrong-doings since time of
     dinosaurs

 7)  "But I know this guy who's looking..."

 6)  Hearing "TOP TEN REASONS WOMYN EAT BETTER PUSSY"
     one more time

 5)  "He's a top"

 4)  When her girlfriend starts to beat you up

 3)  Probably won't get a date

 2)  When her girlfriend stops beating you up because 
     she realizes that you're enjoying it

And the number one worse thing about hitting on a lesbian

 1)  Not the toliet seat thing again