THE TEN WORSE THINGS ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY HITTING ON A LESBIAN 10) Pepper spray is better on nachos... 9) ...but mace stings more 8) Lecture on all male wrong-doings since time of dinosaurs 7) "But I know this guy who's looking..." 6) Hearing "TOP TEN REASONS WOMYN EAT BETTER PUSSY" one more time 5) "He's a top" 4) When her girlfriend starts to beat you up 3) Probably won't get a date 2) When her girlfriend stops beating you up because she realizes that you're enjoying it And the number one worse thing about hitting on a lesbian 1) Not the toliet seat thing again