THE TEN WORSE THINGS ABOUT BEING A MALE SEX SLAVE 10) When you have to wear the pink bow 9) Latex briefs give you a rash 8) Sticks and stones DO break your bones 7) Shit tastes...well...like shit 6) Strap on dildos are a pain in the ass 5) No Monday Night Football 4) Mistress's period 3) I don't know what it's called but it really, really really hurts 2) Jumper cables And the number one worse thing about being a male sex slave 1) Forgetting to put the seat down after drinking from the toilet bowl