First Post to ASSD: Tue Dec 03 The Blind Date by Kenny N Gamera Ding Dong. Sound of door opening "Oh, Hello. You must be Kenny." "Yeah, Baby. Are you Mindy?" "Yes. Uh come in and sit down while I finish getting ready." "Sure thing, Sugar." "Wow, I can't believe that Katie would set me up. Well, I believe that, but not with a guy. I mean, she has been after me for years and..." "Times change, Honey. Maybe she just saw the light." "Could be. Anyway, she said you were special." "I am, Baby. Never been a hoopier frode" (1) "Wow. But you sure look differant, though." "Hey, Sweetmeat. I'm one of a kind. An original." "Yeah, you seem to be, but what is that you are wearing." "It is the latest 2003 streamline Boogie Shell." (2) "Oh?" "Yes, they have improved it over last year's model. It is more stream lined for better dancing. And the recessed buttons are more Catholic school girl proof to prevent dangerous accidents." "I see." "Yes, with this I can dance as well as Fred Rogers and Ginger Astare combined." (3) "Oh?" "Yes, and after you see me dance you will just need to sample my turtlemeat. Heheheheheheheh." "I will?" "Yep, my little sugar plum. Let me show you I press this button here and.........whoooooooooooooooooa." "Wow, I've never seen a turtle spin so fast, before. Can you do other tricks." "Heeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppp!" "But for some reason, I just don't see myself wanting any...what did you call it...turtlemeat? Anyway, I just don't seem to be interested in any meat at all now." "Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppp!" "I don't think you should be pushing all of those buttons, Mr Gamera." "Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Goooooooooooooodzillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" "Neat. Jets. Just like in the movies." "Noooooooooooooooooo! Not agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!" Sound of breaking drywall. "Hmmmmmmmm!" Boop, boop, boop, beep. "Hello, Katie. This is Mindy...Okay, I guess...Kenny just left...Yeah...Hey, Katie could you maybe come over?... Yeah...Bring some of that too...Oh, and that strap-on you mentioned...Good. See you, bye." ______________ Notes: 1) Okay, Hitchhikers fans and fannettes, how DO you spell frod, frode, froed, whatever. 2) Tip of the hat to Aquillae for this. See "His Another Day, Another ASS*" /~ERui_Favorites/VBC/Another_Day_Another_ASS.htm 3) I know. Don't bother writing.