Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. The MILF Next Door: Cutting Grass and Fucking Ass Autumn gazed up at the display window of the local BUY MORE in rapt wonder. Behind the sheet of glass stood two unactivated gynoids. She turned to me, her hazel eyes sparkling with an enthusiasm I didn't share. "Aren't they cool?" I rolled my eyes and sighed. "Yeah, yeah, fembots are so cool." She frowned, her expression that of a teacher correcting a particularly stupid student. "They're not called fembots, Summer. The proper term for them is gynoids." "Okay, gynoids," I said. "Sheesh, who cares anyway?" "Do you think Mom would buy one for me?" I just stared at her. "Are you fucking stupid? Mom isn't going to shell out that sort of money just so you can have a robot to do your chores for you." "What if it was for both of us?" "Hmmppp!" I snorted in derision, sticking my nose in the air. "What would I want with a stupid fembot, excuse me, gynoid anyway?" Autumn puzzled over that for a moment, absently tugging on her ponytail. "Well, she could do your chores for you." I sneered at her. "Weak. The chores aren't that big a deal." "She could help with your homework," she said, sounding desperate. I looked at her with contempt. "I'm not the one who needs help with her homework." At first she seemed to be frantically racking her brains but when she gave me a sly smile I knew she had found what she must have though was a sure-fire winner. "You know, all gynoids are anatomically correct." I totally missed her point. "Huh? What do I care about that?" It was her turn to give me the 'you're an idiot' look. "Think about it, dummy. Anatomically correct. What fun thing do you think you could do with an anatomically correct gynoid?" She grabbed her crotch for emphasis. "We could share her. Half the time she does whatever I want to do and the other half you could do your nasty shit with her." She was right! I just stared at her in shock. I never would have thought she would make such a suggestion. She really wanted a gynoid. Moreover, it was a tempting argument. Despite my belief that Mom would cave she had cut me off after The Incident. That night, just as I had predicted, at one minute to midnight I had been balls-deep in Mom's cunt happily pounding away. We had fucked until dawn and I dumped enough cum in Mom's pussy to float a small canoe. But ever since Mom had been true to her word much to my surprise and dismay. After that, the only thing I got to pound was my fist. So, in short, yes, a fuckable fembot sounded really good. Autumn had found my weak spot after all. But there was just one problem. "No way is Mom just going give us money to buy a gynoid. Especially after she just had a RINNAI tankless water heater installed." Autumn gave me a funny look. "What are you? An advert?" I sighed. "Don't you remember? The RINNAI tankless water heater came with FREE instillation as long as we mention the RINNAI tankless water heater fifty times to our friends and family? Well, you're my family. I think." Comprehension dawned on her face. "That's right. I really love taking showers with our new RINNAI tankless water system. Now I never have to worry about running out of hot water!" I nodded in complete agreement. "Not only that but a RINNAI tankless water heater is much more energy and cost efficient than conventional water heaters." Autumn gave me a curious look. "So, how many times do we have left?" I pulled a scrap of paper and a stubby pencil from my pocket. "Well, we had already mentioned the RINNAI tankless water system thirteen times, so...that makes a total of nineteen now." I made six marks on the paper. "So we only have to mention the RINNAI tankless water system thirty one more times," Autumn said. "Now it's only thirty times," I pointed out, making another mark on the paper. "Cool beans," she said. "C'mon, let's stop over at the SHOP&GO. I want to buy a PEPSI ZERO and a CHARLESTON CHEW." "Sounds good," I replied as we cut across the vast parking lot. "I think I could go for some LAY'S potato chips, HOSTESS ZINGERS and a SNAPPLE iced tea." *** As I expected, Mom was less than receptive to our proposal. "Are you two insane? I'm not going to buy a fembot just because you," she glared at Autumn, "want a robot to do your chores and homework and you," she directed her wrath at me, "want to get laid." As typical for Autumn in situations such as we found ourselves she went right into her whiny mode. "But Mom-" And as typical, Mom had no patience for it. "But Mom nothing! You want it, get it yourself." That flummoxed Autumn and I. "But you just said we couldn't have one." Mom shook her head in denial. "No I didn't. I said I wouldn't buy it for you. If you really want it so bad then earn the money and buy it yourself. Summer vacation is coming up so you'll plenty of free time to earn money." "But how?" I asked. "Kids these days, " she said, rolling her eyes toward the ceiling. "Why do they have to be so- oh, nevermind. Look, there's lots you two can do. Such as mow yards, set up a lemonade stand- hell, there's a garage full of junk that needs to be gotten rid of, you guys could hold a yard sale." Autumn made a moue of disgust. "That sounds like work." Mom fixed her with a flat even stare. "Yes it does, doesn't it? But if you want your toy so bad then you'll earn it. If not then too bad." Autumn gave me a pleading look. I returned her look with a shrug. What was I supposed to do? Mom had spoken and clearly had meant every word. Those times that she put her foot down her word was absolute law. She went from pleading to scowling, her face transforming into a thunderhead. I sighed and threw up my hands. "Okay, okay, I'll mow yards." I pointed at Autumn. "I guess you can do the lemonade stand thing. I'm a little too old to be selling lemonade." "But I don't know anything about lemonade stands," Autumn protested. "Heck, I don't even know how to build a stand or anything. Besides, nobody does that kind of crap anymore. That's so, like, 1950s." "Then you won't have to worry about competition, will you?" Mom retorted. Autumn clicked her tongue in annoyance and I grabbed her by the shoulders and made her look up at me. "Now listen you, Mom is being more than fair here. You're the one who got a wild hair up her ass about wanting have a gynoid. But you think you shouldn't have to lift a finger to see it happen, well that's bullshit." She flushed and looked away. "I don't know how to, okay? It's not that I won't, I can't. Not by myself." The admission must have cost her something, I could see her eyes were shiny and wet with unshed tears. Mom put her hand on top of Autumn's head. "Honey, you don't have to do it alone. Of course your sister and I will help you." She gave me a significant look. "Isn't that right, Summer?" Of course I nodded, I wasn't about to tell Mom she was wrong. "Yeah, don't worry about the stand, I can build that," I said, sounding more confident that I felt. "As far as the lemonade, well, how hard is it to open up a can of COUNTRY TIME lemonade?" Autumn shook her head. "No, it can't be any pre-packaged stuff. Anyone can go down to the supermarket and buy a can of COUNTRY TIME lemonade. What would they need us for?" "She's right," Mom said nodding her head. "We'll need to make it home made. We should bake cookies, brownies and such as well." "We could freeze some of the lemonade into freeze pops!" Autumn said. "And maybe we can make RICE KRISPIES treats as well. Heck, I can make those all by myself." Mom smiled at Autumn's sudden enthusiasm. "Now that's using your noggin, Pumpkin." She turned to me. "So, do you really think you can build a stand for your sister?" "Sure," I said, putting my hands on my hips and striking a pose much more confident than I actually felt. "How hard can it be?" *** Damn hard as it turned out. Our garage had a little work shop stocked plenty of tools and several power tools including a BOSCH circular saw, PORTER-CABLE drill press and GRIZZLY table top belt sander. Along with the small work shop there was a sizeable pile of lumber and scraps. Easily enough lumber to build a lemonade stand for my sister. I made a quick mental list of everything I thought I'd need and then cracked my knuckles. "Okay, let's get to work," I muttered myself. Twelve hours later I finally had a serviceable lemonade stand. Scattered around the back yard were the remains of three previous attempts that hadn't proved so serviceable. Shortly after I was finally finished Mom and Autumn came out. Mom carried a pitcher of what had to be lemonade and Autumn carried a tray holding several paper cups and a plate full of RICE KRISPIES treats. "So you are done," Mom said. "All the hammering and cursing died off so we figured you must have finished." She looked the stand over. "Not bad." "What the hell is all that?" Autumn asked, pointing to the piles of my unsuccessful attempts. "Well, the first stand I built sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. It burned down, fell over and sank into the swamp, but the fourth one...stayed up!" She gave me a quizzical look. "Did you just quote a movie?" "Maybe," I replied. "Summer, I know you're tired and you did a lot of work today but you need to clean up the yard once we're done here, " Mom said. I groaned and sat down on one of the stool in the work shop accepting a glass of lemonade from Mom. "Can I do it tomorrow? I'm just dead tired right now." "Okay, tomorrow then," Mom agreed. "But if you forget you'll get a boot up your backside." Autumn directed a smirk at me as she selected a RICE KRISPIES treat. "Be careful, she's got a pretty big backside. It might get lost up in there." *** Finding customers was easier than I had expected. I plastered the area with homemade adverts and pinned notices to the bulletin boards in the local supermarket, laundromat, and even at the post office. Autumn helped out too. Her stand turned out to be quite popular and she made sure to tell her customers about her awesome older sister. Although she probably didn't use the word 'awesome'. At any rate, I had plenty of customers. Perhaps my favorite customer was the lady next door. Being next door made a quick easy trip which was a bonus. Some customers were as much as a fifteen minute trip which made turn-around time a big hassle. Mom did her best to plan my days to choose the most efficient route and schedule as possible, she's pretty good like that. But even still, some customers were just a hassle to get to. But not the lady next door, Mrs. Henderson. She's great. She's always friendly and during the summer she would often invite me into her house for something cold to drink and to talk. Being divorced with her children already left for college I think she was just lonely and wanted to talk to someone, even if it was the punk kid next door. I unlatched the front gate to her property, swinging it wide open before pulling the trundle cart into her yard. I shut the gate behind me, making sure that it latched securely before pulling my little cart into her backyard. Her yard isn't particularly big, I can easily mow the whole thing in less than fifteen minutes with my TORO push mower. Weed whacking the edges and trimming her one hedge along the front takes about another fifteen minutes. For that she's willing to pay twenty dollars. Not bad for a half-hour scut work I think. I pulled cart behind the house and parked it on the patio where I found Mrs. Henderson already lounging in her HOMCOM ZERO GRAVITY recliner chair. She appeared to be ready for a day sitting around in the sun with her bikini top and a pair of cut-offs a bit too short to be considered Daisy Dukes. Next to her chair she had a tall glass of iced tea. "Goodmorningsummer," she said, giving me a bit of a lop-sided grin before taking long swig from the glass, slamming it back on the table when she had enough. "Sho, Isheeyougotyervariousimplemenempts- er, umplomonts-shit! TOOLofdistraction." I was pretty sure she had spiked her iced tea with something potent but that wasn't any of my business. I was surprised at the early morning drunkenness but maybe living in the house alone was getting to her. It wasn't my place to judge how others dealt with life. Besides, I had a schedule to keep. "Um, Mrs. Henderson, do you mind if I take off my...you know," I said, grabbing the front of my t-shirt and tugging on it. "It's really sunny today and I don't want tan lines if I can help it." "Ohshoor, shoor," she said, waving her hand. "Takeitoff, takeitalloff. Ain'tnobodygonnaseeya." She waved her hand around to indicate the tall privacy fence that surrounded the property. I took off my t-shirt, revealing my bikini top and hung the shirt on the side of the cart. Mrs. Henderson pointed at my top. "All!" I gave her a helpless look. "But..." She bent forward, reached behind her back and undid her top, dropping it next to her reclining chair. Sitting back she gave me a significant if drunken glare. I shrugged and undid my own bikini top, placing it next my t-shirt. I couldn't help but check out Mrs. Henderson's tits. They were full and a just a bit droopy, rather like the rest of her. She was still an attractive lady despite letting herself slowly go to pot. She wasn't on Mom's level but she was still fuckable. I mentally kicked myself. I was there to work, not fantasize about Mrs. Henderson's cunt. I had to force myself to turn away from her and retrieve the mower from my trundle cart, lowering the back gate to the ground to form a ramp before pulling mower out and down the ramp. As I mowed the yard Mrs. Henderson seemed content to watch me work and as I circled the yard I got an eyefull of her boobs with each pass. By the time I was nearly halfway through mowing I was sporting a semi hard-on. I was a bit worried about her reaction but as drunk as she seemed to be I wondered if she would even notice. I was so worried about whether she had seen my cock I never even noticed that while I was mowing her lawn Mrs. Henderson had stripped out of her cut-offs. After I finished mowing I pushed the mower back into my trundle-cart. As I pulled the BLACK&DECKER weedwacker out of the cart I happened to glance over at the patio and got an eyeful. Mrs. Henderson was bare-ass naked! And it also looked like she had passed out. I couldn't stop myself. It was like someone else was controlling my body. I walked, no, I shambled over to the patio until I was standing right next to her HOMCOM ZERO GRAVITY recliner. Mrs. Henderson had fallen asleep with her head tilted to the side and I had the thought that she would probably have a stiff neck later. As opposed to me having a stiff cock at that very moment. Her mouth was slack and a string of drool fell from the corner of her mouth down to her left boob. But the real object of my interest lay between her open legs. I licked my lips as I stared at the fat lips of her cunt. I really, really wanted to jam it in. I was so fucking horny that my cock was bouncing up and down as if jumping in outrage at being denied the warm wet fuckhole it wanted so badly. It was with a supreme effort of will that I tore myself away from Mrs. Henderson and took care of the edge of the lawn. When I got done with the weedwacking and trimmed the hedge I returned to the back yard to find that Mrs. Henderson had woke up and pulled her cut-offs back on. I was relieved and yet very disappointed at the same time. "Goodwork." she said. "Lemmegetyermoney." After a brief struggle she pulled some bills from the pocket of her shorts. "Hereygo." She reached out to hand me the small wad of bills but bumped her hand into my dick. I froze like a deer in the headlights. The accidental contact had felt so good. Right at that moment I just wanted her to wrap her fingers around my cock. Instead, after several long moments I took the bills from her fingers, counted out twenty dollars and handed the rest back. "Thanks, Mrs. Henderson. I-I gotta go now. I have lots of other customers to take care of." I hurriedly put my bikini top back on and then shrugged into my t-shirt. When I left she was sucking down another of her ice teas. *** The rest of the day I struggled to keep my cock from sticking out like a flagpole in my shorts with varying degrees of success. However, it was at Ms. Lee's house I suffered my most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. I had taken of my t-shirt with her permission and mowed the lawn in my bikini top. As I made circuit after circuit around the yard I could feel her eyes on me as she watched from the deck attached to the rear of her house. As I passed the deck the mower picked up a rock and with a loud CLANG! sent it flying. Much faster than I could possibly react the rock bounced off the side of the deck and struck me in the leg. I cried out in surprise, the pain itself wasn't that bad. However, when I looked down at the spot where I had been hit I saw blood oozing from a long gash. Ms. Lee scrambled down the steps from the deck and bent down to examine the cut. "Summer, are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine, Ms. Lee," I said. "Not a big deal at all. Hardly more than a scratch." She stood up. "Well, we should clean it and tape some gauze over it just to make sure it doesn't get infected." She led me up to the deck and made me sit down. "Hold on for a minute and I'll be right back." She disappeared into the house. When she returned she had a first aid kit with her. She pulled up a chair next to mine and sat down. "Okay, put your foot in my lap." I did as I was told and I watched as she cleaned the blood from the cut and from it had dripped down to my sock. After she was satisfied she had cleaned the cut thoroughly she smeared some anti-biotic ointment on the cut and covered it with gauze. I watched her as she worked. Ms. Lee was slim and very pretty. She had very dark hair cut in a short bob that hung down even with her jaw line. Her eyes were slightly slanted and a beautiful warm brown and when she looked up into my eyes I felt butterflies in my stomach. When she was done she looked at my leg and frowned. "Your sock is all bloody." "It's alright," I said. "A little blood won't hurt anything." Ms. Lee shook her head. "No, that won't do at all. Now just wait here, I'll be back." She picked up the first aid kit and went back into the house. When she came back out as promised she had a pair of socks. She pulled my feet back into her lap and pulled off my sneakers and socks, dropping them to the floor of the deck. "You have nice feet," she said as she ran a finger over the tips of my toes. "Very cute toes." She laughed at the doubtful look I gave her. "Well, it's true." "No one has ever said that before," I said. "I guess it just sounds sort of weird." "Maybe you just haven't met anyone who appreciates beautiful feet before," she said, running her hand over my calf. I licked my lips. Her hand on my leg was turning me on. Suddenly, my heart was racing and my cock was growing. I tried willing my cock to go back down but it refused to listen, instead growing thicker, longer and harder. Oblivious to my silent panic Ms. Lee continued stroking my leg. "You have great skin too. So smooth. And I love the contrast betwe-" When she suddenly stopped talking I looked up. Her eyes were locked onto the bulge in my shorts. "Ah, yes, well, we can save this conversation for another time I think." She pulled the clean sock over my feet and picked my sneakers and put them back on for me. "Yeah, I need to finish with your yard," I said, pulling my feet out of her lap. "I really shou-" As I started to stand something horrible happened. Thanks to my position in the chair my cock had been pushed to the side. When I went to stand up the end of my cock poked out under the leg of my shorts. As I stood it straightened and popped up under the hem of my shorts and then stood straight up, lifting the leg of my shorts. My cock was sticking straight up out of my shorts and Ms. Lee could see the whole thing! "Ms. Lee, I am so sor-" She was fast! One hand she put over my mouth and shut me up while she grabbed my cock with her other hand and stuffed my cock back into my shorts. She gave it a quick squeeze before pulling her hand away. We both quickly scanned the area to make sure no had seen what had happened. "Well, I really should get back to work," I said after I waited for my heart to stop trying to pound its way out of my chest. "Still have more yards to get to after this." I made quick work of the rest of yard even though I was hard as a rock. I could feel where her hand had briefly gripped my cock. It was both a delicious and yet extremely frustrating sensation. When I finished Ms. Lee was waiting on the deck for me. "Here you are," she said, handing me a thin batch of bills. I looked at the money and then back up to her. "But this is more than we agreed on." "Consider it a tip for today's entertainment," she said. "But-" She silenced me by putting a finger to my lips. "We can talk about butts the next time you come to take care of the yard. Now the next time you're here I'll have some extra work for you. Is that okay?" I nodded, extra work meant extra pay. I was way okay with that. "How long do you think it will take? I have to make sure not to overbook that day." "I think two hours should do it," she said, tapping a her forefinger against her chin. "Well, make it two-and-a-half just to be safe." "Okay, sounds good," I said. "You don't mind doing some inside work, do you?" I had no clue what she was talking about. "Inside work?" "Yes, inside the house and uh, other places," Ms. Lee said. "I promise you'll be well rewarded." She glanced down at my crotch. "Yes, very well rewarded." As I packed up my gear all I could think about was Ms. Lee's request. Did she just offer to pay me to fuck her? I kept on coming up with the same answer: yes. I was basically going to be her hooker. Somehow the prospect didn't bother me at all. Well, it did bother me in the fact that I had an incredible hard-on. A hard-on that persisted long after I loaded up the trundle cart, waved goodbye to Ms. Lee and left. *** The whole day had continued pretty much in the vein. It was the most incredible cock tease of a day ever. By the time I finished the last yard of the day I was almost ready to fuck knotholes. All I wanted was to get home, take a long hot shower and shoot a load down the drain. I was so fucking horny that I knew it would only take a few strokes to get me off. I had to grin though when I thought of all the money I had made. Sure I had dealt with a lot of cock-teases the whole day but most of them had given me a tip. I looked down at the tent in my shorts. Two tips really. As I neared my house I saw Mrs. Henderson standing outside her gate. When she spotted me she smiled and waved. "Summer, could I talk to you a minute?" she asked once I was in earshot. I stifled a sigh, I just wanted to get home and take care of certain needs. I sure as shit didn't feel up to another round of 'Tease the Fuck Out of Summer's Cock' with her. "Sure thing," I said, plastering what I hoped was a convincing smile on my face. "C'mon in," she said, leading me into her yard. "I'm sorry about this morning, I didn't mean to get so drunk." "No problem, I figured you were just, y'know, relaxing or whatever." She laughed at that. "Yeah, relaxing. Sure. Anyway, I just want to ask about some flowers. I was thinking about putting some planters around the yard." "Sure, I can do that," I said, hoping that she'd let me leave soon so I could go home and take care of my urgent problem. At that point I would have agreed to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring if it would have let get me home quicker. "Good, good, glad to hear it," she said as she opened the side door to her house and led me inside before slamming the door back shut and locking it. "Mrs. Henderson?" I said. "The flowers?" "Fuck the flowers," she snarled. "I couldn't give a flying fuck about FUCKING FLOWERS!" I took a step back, she was scaring me a bit. Maybe the alcohol in the morning had snapped her mind somehow. "Mrs. Henderson, are you alright?" "Alright? Alright?" She glowered at me and I shrank back from her. "No, I am not fucking alright!" She stomped towards me and I backed up until I bumped into the refrigerator. She stopped only once she was in my face. "No, I am not alright, you little cunt-tease!" I was confused. "Cunt-tease?" "Yes, you were teasing me with that big delicious cock of yours the whole time you were here this morning." I just goggled at her. Me teasing her? I couldn't have been more stunned if aliens landed in her yard and abducted us. "But-" "Every time you come over you always have as fat hard-on in your shorts but then you never even try to touch me. Then this morning I even drank a bunch of Long Island Ice Teas to work up my courage but you still didn't touch me. Am I too fat? Am I too old? Is that it? Too ugly? What?" By the time she finally ran out of words her chest was heaving and she was gasping for breath. Her face was a mix of emotions I understood very, very well. Loneliness, fear, hope, anger; all in one big tangled up mess. For a moment I wondered if fucking her was really a good idea. But I was too hard and too horny to turn down the offer of pussy. "Living room." It was Mrs. Henderson's turn to be confused. "Huh?" "Living room," I said firmly. "You wanna get laid? Well, I'm gonna fuck the fucking fuck out of you. Now, living room." She was visibly taken aback. I had always been very polite and friendly, no doubt she thought of me as a sweet young kid who just happened to have a hard cock. The forceful crude me was new to her but I had enough teasing to last me for a very long time. At that moment it was time to fuck, politeness be damned. She didn't protest as I guided her from the kitchen to the living room though. She watched intently as I stripped out of my clothes. Once I was naked she only had eyes for my cock but still she didn't move. Quickly growing tired of watching her stare at my cock I closed the distance between us and grabbed her tits. She still had on the same bikini top and I pulled the top up until her boobs popped free. I took them into my hands, squeezing and pulling on the nipples. "Oh yeah, that's it," she sighed. "Suck on them." I complied, lifting a tit to my mouth and closing my lips over the stiff fat nipple. She trembled and moaned as I chewed on her nipple, rolling it between my teeth. I turned my attention to her other boob, capturing the nipple with my teeth and gently tugging while mauling the abandoned boob with my hand. I made love to her tits until she had enough. "Okay, you can stop now," she said, pushing me away. "My legs feel a bit shaky." "Turn around and put your hands on the couch's armrest," I said. When she complied I grabbed her shorts and pulled them down to her ankles. I stood back up and got an eyeful of her backside. Mrs. Henderson had a very large round ass and a very deep dark asscrack. There was no way I could resist gripping her ass with both hands. I stopped to admire the contrast between my hands and the pale flesh of her hands. I was fairly swarthy normally but in summer I got really dark. "What are you doing back there?" she asked, snapping me out of my inspection. "Sorry," I mumbled. I gripped her hips and lined myself up. The head of my cock was wet with pre-cum and I knew that I should slip in easily. My first jab missed the mark and we both grunted in frustration. My second attempt fared better and the slick head of my cock found her wet hole. Our sighs mingled as I slid into her. She wasn't as tight as Mom but she was still snug enough to feel wonderful. And she was wet, very wet and warm. I gripped her hips and pushed myself in up to the root of my cock. "Fuck, that is awesome." I quickly found out how delightful fucking from behind is. On each thrust her fat ass slapped up against my hips and her ass cheeks jiggled upon impact. My eyes were glued to her ass cheeks as they bounced each time I slammed my cock into her cunt. There is no better sight or feeling than a full round ass rebounding off your hips while fucking a sopping wet pussy. She loved it. "Oh shit, it's been so long! Fuck me, yeah!" And I did for as long as I could. Having spent the entire day on edge I knew it I wouldn't last too long. Each thrust brought me closer to the edge until I couldn't hold it any longer. I grabbed her shoulders and bent over her until I was snug up against her, my tits pressing into her back. I leaned my head forward and bit her ear as my body trembled, my thrusts into her pussy going erratic as I neared the end. With one last massive push I hilted myself deep into her body, spasming as I unloaded into Mrs. Henderson's cunt. I closed my eyes tight as again I experienced that delicious feeling of being squeezed and squirting inside a soft warm body. Mrs. Henderson shook, sobbing, "Fuck, fuck, fuck," over and over again until I was spent. I was still breathing like a bellows when I pulled out, cum dripping from the end of my cock. "Fuck, that was good," I groaned and collapsed onto the couch. "Really good," Mrs. Henderson agreed, plopping down on the couch next to me. "Fuck, it had been so long I almost forgot what it was like to get laid." "So this is what you wanted?" I asked. "Mmm hmmm," she replied, almost purring. "Y'know, I had this planned out. Well, sort of. Not exactly really but it did end up going like I had hoped but I keep thinking I forgot something." "Guess it couldn't be too important if you can't remember." I reached over to play with her tits. She sighed as I ran my fingertips over her boobs, occasionally teasing her nipples into stiffness. "Yeah, guess it's not important, whatever it is." We sat there for some time, lazily enjoying each other's bodies when I happened to spy something sitting on the end table next to the lamp. "What's that?" I asked, pointing to the small foil packet. Mrs. Henderson looked over and sucked in a sharp breath when she saw what I was pointing at. I instantly realized exactly what it was and we turned to each other. I imagine my face was an exact mirror of the look of alarm plastered on hers. "Oh shit!"