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The Einstein Show

--3:06--

EINSTEIN: Hey, kids! What time is it? (sounder: "It's Einstein
time!") That's right! And the gang of crazies is here as usual. We
got Chris, Jay, Dylan the Resident Lesbian, Mikey D, and Vicki. And we got
another rockin' show today.

JAY HART: Yeah, have you told them that Tiffany is coming?

EINSTEIN: You know I was just about to say that before you interrupted.
Are you really that damn excited to see her?

JAY: Yeah, I was watching one of her films last night with my
girlfriend.

EINSTEIN: Wait. You have a girlfriend? And she thought it was okay to
watch a ten-year-old do a porn film?

JAY: Hey, she's freaky like that.

EINSTEIN: Hell, if she's that freaky, we might try to put her together
with Dylan.

STACI DYLAN aka DYLAN: Well, Einstein, you know I already have a
girlfriend. But we thought about having a threesome. Maybe Jay's
girlfriend would be perfect.

EINSTEIN: See what happens when you find strange girls, Jay? Dylan's
sure as fuck thinking about it. By the way, Dylan, if you have a
girlfriend, why haven't we seen her?

DYLAN: She's just not a fan of yours like I am.

EINSTEIN: Maybe if I put her on the payroll.

DYLAN: Maybe.

EINSTEIN: Anyway, so porn star Tiffany Roman is coming in later on. And
then we got yet another one of those teacher - student relationship stories
in the paper. This one's out of New Jersey, where a middle school teacher
was doing one of her students. Oh, and the student was a girl, too. The
teacher resigned and the student left school for the semester. She's going
to make it up in summer school. But she left school until all the hubbub
there dies down. Anyway, they'll be here in the studio explaining their
story.

VICKI HUBERT: What the fuck is going on with all of these teacher doing
the student stories?

EINSTEIN: You mean to tell me you didn't have a thing for any of your
teachers?

VICKI: No, but then I went to school in the suburbs, and you know there
weren't a lot of brother teachers.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, you got a point there. I always had a thing for my
physics teacher, Mrs. Franks.

VICKI: Oh really.

EINSTEIN: Oh yeah. She was real nice to me. I always got good grades
in her class.

VICKI: But you two didn't do anything.

EINSTEIN: Come on, this was like, you know, 1998 and '99. We didn't do
that shit in my school.

CHRIS COOPER: Well, maybe you went to the wrong school.

EINSTEIN: Oh, you mean you all were bangin' the teachers at your school,
Chris?

CHRIS: Well, if your school had bangin' teachers like we did, you'd bang
them, too.

EINSTEIN: Jesus Christ, we're just a few minutes in, and already it's
nuts in here. Vicki, what's the latest news out there.

VICKI: Well, besides the fact that Moore, Oklahoma is planning to
rebuild some schools, the story out of Florida concerning an 18-year-old
senior, and her 15-year-old lady love....

EINSTEIN: Whoa! How the fuck did that happen?

DYLAN: The same way a boy and a girl meet.

EINSTEIN: Smart ass.

VICKI: Well, they were on the school's basketball team. And apparently,
the younger was really damn smart and was taking baccalaureate courses.
And as such, was usually around her girlfriend and other upperclassmen.
Anyway, the two got together and well....you know what happens there. Now
the younger girl's parents filed charges on the older girl, Kaitlyn Hunt. I
guess they thought Kaitlyn was turning their daughter gay or something.

EINSTEIN: You think?

DYLAN: Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Don't worry, Dylan. Just kidding. I probably don't even know
what the fuck I'm talking about.

VICKI: Anyway, Kaitlyn had been expelled, but will now finish the year
at another school.

EINSTEIN: And all this because of the other girl's parents?

VICKI: Yeah. Her own parents didn't have a problem with it.

EINSTEIN: What did your parents say when they found out you were a
lesbian, Dylan?

DYLAN: Shocked that their little Staci loved fucking girls.

EINSTEIN: Oh, I forgot we call you by your last name so much, I forgot
the first name.

DYLAN: No worries, brother. I know you have my back. Call me anything
you wish.

EINSTEIN: Anyway, regardless of how you feel on this issue, it's still
fucked up. Let her finish school at her own school, then deal with the
charges in the summer. You can call into the show anytime at
1-855-EINSTEIN. That's 1-855-346-7834. I think we need a party song.
Today feels like a party. It's LMFAO.

("Party Rock Anthem" plays)

EINSTEIN: It's one hell of a party here on "The Einstein Show" with
LMFAO. And I understand that Sarah from Connecticut is back on the phone.
Hi, Sarah!

SARAH: Hi, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Sarah called us on Monday and said that she was having a
sleepover. Now you said it was for 'tomorrow night' which would have been
a Tuesday.

SARAH: Yeah, I goofed.

EINSTEIN: Lemme guess, you still have school.

SARAH: Yeah, a couple more weeks.

EINSTEIN: Okay, so what's the word? Why did you call back?

SARAH: Mom said I can have sleepover tomorrow night.

EINSTEIN: Which, thankfully, is a Friday.

SARAH: Uh huh. An' I look at Dylan's pictures.

DYLAN: Awww...you did?

SARAH: Yeah!

DYLAN: And? Can I come?

SARAH: Mom said you could come.

DYLAN: YES! WOOHOO! We're gonna have a great time, sista! How many
other girls are coming?

SARAH: Three.

DYLAN: So, with us, that would be five. Can I bring my girlfriend?

SARAH: Hang on. (Sarah can be heard asking her mother if Dylan's
girlfriend can come, too. The mom says yes.) YES!

DYLAN: She can come?!

SARAH: Uh huh!

DYLAN: Awesome! Lemme get your address off the air, and I'll look it
up, and figure out how to get there. Okay?!

SARAH: Yeah!

DYLAN: And just tell us when to show up, and we will.

EINSTEIN: Do you know what you're taking?

DYLAN: Plenty of vibrators. But I'm going to have to go to the store
and find little vibrators for the girls.

EINSTEIN: Hey, Sarah, we never asked how old you are.

SARAH: Sev...en.

EINSTEIN: I knew it the first time. I thought you were seven years old,
and I asked Dylan what she was thinking of turning you into a lesbian like
she is?

DYLAN: I told him I couldn't help it. I have to remind him I'm just as
girl crazy as the rest of the bunch.

VICKI: Except me. I'm the normal, man hungry news anchor.

EINSTEIN: That Vicki is. Anyway, I'm way late for a break. Back with
more on "The Einstein Show" after this.

--3:23--

EINSTEIN: Back with "The Einstein Show". Dylan's so fucking excited.
She's going to a slumber party in Connecticut tomorrow night after the
show.

DYLAN: Well, she lives in Norwalk, which is about an hour from here.
So, I just called Liza during the break and told her we were going. She's
so excited.

EINSTEIN: Are you two planning to leave from here? It would be about
seven before you got there.

DYLAN: Yeah. Liza said she'd drop by for a few minutes.

EINSTEIN: Oh, so we finally meet your bitch.

DYLAN: Einstein, Liza's not my bitch, she's my girlfriend. I love her.
Although, that said, we're going to be doing some swapping with the girls.
She said she can't wait to lick up the little girls.

EINSTEIN: Sometimes, I wonder who's crazier, you or your girlfriend.

DYLAN: Einstein, I think you know we're both crazy in our own ways. You
know I like to fuck here in the studio, and she's the one who wanted a
threesome.

EINSTEIN: Now that threesome is turning into a sixsome with four
seven-year-old girls. Yeah, you two are going to be crazy this weekend.
Practically out of your minds.

JAY: Hey, don't forget to take pictures!

CHRIS: Yeah, I wanna see the girls. Well, fuck that, I'd like to see
Dylan, too.

DYLAN: Well, I know what your mean when you say that. We'll see if you
get it.

EINSTEIN: I agree. C'mon, guys. Haven't you figured out by now, she's
not giving you any? I mean, she's been here a year, and you two can't
figure out that you can't have her.

CHRIS: Well, yeah, Einstein, we know. But lesbo or not, Dylan still
looks pretty hot.

EINSTEIN: Well, you do have a point. And we have those bikini shots of
Dylan on the website. I think that maybe as close to any action out of her
that you two get.

DYLAN: Yeah, Liza took those last summer when I started here.

EINSTEIN: I'm looking at them now. She does have a bangin' body. Too
bad it's only for girls.

MIKEY D: Well, maybe that's why Sarah called back asking Dylan to come.

EINSTEIN: Maybe. We'll see. By the way, don't forget to check out
Playdate magazine this month, because it features Ariel Winter of
Modern Family in a sexy, nude spread. Plus, check out a special
pictorial featuring retiring Playdate models including 2010 Playdate
of the Year, Heather Ferris, and other popular Playdates like Kerri Teague,
Naime Kensabi, and Caroline Bensen. All that, and find who the latest
Playdate of the Month is. You can pick it up at the newsstand now or
subscribe to Playdate magazine at 1-855-LUV-2-PLAY. That's
1-855-588-2752. And you can see a lot more online at the Cyber Club on
playdate.net. We must take a break for bottom of the hour news and we'll
be back with more of "The Einstein Show".

--3:34--

EINSTEIN: Back with more of "The Einstein Show". Later on, porn star
Tiffany Roman will be here. And then we'll have a teacher and student come
in and talk about their relationship. But I got this story. The school
board in Hamilton, Ohio has given approval to their womens' basketball and
volleyball teams to pose nude for the programs that you buy before the
games.

VICKI: Is that unusual?

EINSTEIN: I haven't heard of a school doing this before. Have you?

VICKI: I haven't.

JAY: Can't say I have.

EINSTEIN: Anyway, the teams wanted to do this to try and make more
money. I can only assume they could sell the programs on regular newsstands
as well. Yeah, you've got the score sheets and crap, but who's gonna buy
it for that?

CHRIS: No one. They want the hot girls.

EINSTEIN: Well, yeah. So they got Rick Dennison, who until recently was
doing amateur work for Schoolhouse Publications. In fact, Megan Nicole,
the porn actress, is his sister. And he was the one who brought her to
national attention about a year or two ago. Anyway, I just found out that
Playdate hired him for the Chicago office, even though he works out
of Ohio. And so he's going to be taking pictures of the girls over the
summer. Volleyball season starts in August, and basketball season starts
in November.

JAY: I'd say they could make a lot of money off the deal. How much is a
program cost today?

EINSTEIN: Probably five bucks. They could easily double that to ten.
And I'm sure attendance would pick up because of the publicity. Which
would mean more programs, and more money. You see where this is going?

JAY: Oh, absolutely!

EINSTEIN: Anyway, Mikey D, are we trying to get Rick and Megan for a
show? Like next month?

MIKEY D: I'll get on it after the show.

EINSTEIN: You better. I haven't met Megan Nicole, but I hear she does
great in Lemonade Stand. I want to see it before Megan gets here.
But from what I've heard, she sucks so many cocks in this movie. And her
friend, Katrina Jay, does as well. Then takes it all in the pussy. Cooper
from Pennsylvania, you're on "The Einstein Show".

COOPER: Hi, Einstein.

EINSTEIN: Oh, hi, Cooper. Sorry, I was expecting a guy. So you wanted
to chime in on this story about the sports teams posing nude.

COOPER: Yeah. I play basketball for my school, a middle school. And
we've been wanting to do it because, like they figured out, it's very
worthwhile. But the school board and the parents out here are all up in
arms about little Suzy getting butt naked for a school program.

EINSTEIN: And that's probably why it doesn't happen very often, if at
all. The story does say that the school district was very familiar with
the photographer's work. It even noted that in addition to Megan Nicole,
he photographed his mother, his teacher's daughter and granddaughter. So,
yeah, I'd say they knew who he was and what he does. So, Cooper, you all
would do it if you got the chance?

COOPER: Well, yeah. You know the schools are cash strapped, and that's
why that Ohio school is doing it.

EINSTEIN: You make a good point.

COOPER: I know I want to do it. Several of my teammates want to.

EINSTEIN: Well, I have an idea. What if you all come in for a show in a
few weeks? You'd probably be here the whole three hours. And we'll get
you the best photographer possible.

COOPER: You'd do that for us?

EINSTEIN: Yeah, and we'll even put you all up in a decent hotel right
here in New York.

COOPER: You're awesome, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Well, thank you, Cooper. If you're as sexy in person as you
are on the phone, it'll be worth it.

COOPER: Thank you, Einstein! I'll talk to my team members and see who
can go.

EINSTEIN: Alright. Just leave your number with Mikey D, and we'll give
you a call back, and you can tell us how many are coming.

COOPER: Thanks, Einstein! I'll see ya soon!

EINSTEIN: Can't wait to see ya! Bye, Cooper! Oh, God, please make her
the bomb!

JAY: Man, Einstein, you were really falling for her, weren't you?

EINSTEIN: I don't know of many seventh or eighth graders that sound as
sexy as that did. I gotta see her in the studio.

CHRIS: I wanna see what friends of hers come.

VICKI: Hey, Einstein, we forgot something.

EINSTEIN: What! We forgot something?

VICKI: Do you remember a couple of years ago, there was the town of
Edenton, California?

EINSTEIN: Oh, yeah, you're right. Not only do the womens' basketball
and volleyball teams pose nude in the program, they play nude on their home
court. Well, and the guys, too. But......

VICKI: Even the golf teams play nude.

EINSTEIN: So, it not unheard of, but definitely unusual. Vic from
Masschusetts wants to weigh in. Vic, you're on "The Einstein Show".

VIC: Hi, Einstein.

EINSTEIN: Hi, Vic. You wanted to say about the story of the high school
teams posing nude?

VIC: Well, I'm a junior here in Massachusetts, in the Boston area. And
even though I'm a guy, I wouldn't mind posing nude for some magazine or
program.

EINSTEIN: Well.....I guess you could. Although, I think the market
right now is for girls from about nine or ten and up to seventeen. I'd
have to get with my friend, Rachel, to find out. If anyone can get guys
like you into magazines, she can.

VIC: Did I mention I have an eight inch dick?

VICKI: Eight inch dick?

VIC: That what it says.

VICKI: Well, damn, that's bigger than the dicks that work here.

EINSTEIN: Eight inches? If that's right, forget posing nude. You need
to be in porn!

VIC: You think I'd do well in porn?

EINSTEIN: Fuck yeah! Even I don't have an eight inch dick, and I'm in
my thirties. You sound like you're well hung. Maybe if you could hook up
with Tiffany?

VIC: You think she could take it all in?

EINSTEIN: Considering everything she's taken in doing porn, she probably
could. Dicks...fingers...hands.

VIC: Damn! Maybe you can be my agent.

EINSTEIN: Nah, I couldn't do that. But I do know people who can hook
you up. Stay on the line, and I'll give you the name of a good agent. As
usual, I'm late for a break. Back with more of "The Einstein Show" after
this.

--3:49--

EINSTEIN: Alright, so Tiffany Roman is in the building. She'll be
coming in a few minutes and talk about her porn career. What I didn't know
is that in order to have a porn career, like hers, is you have to be
homeschooled.

JAY: Homeschooled?

EINSTEIN: Yeah. Well, then you're freed up after school to do porn, and
you don't have peers making fun of you and calling you a slut, a whore, a
cunt, a dick collector, and God only knows what else the kids come up with.

JAY: Is it only like a West Coast deal?

EINSTEIN: Could be. Even Megan Nicole, another porn actress, goes to
regular school. But she's a Midwest girl. They don't do homeschool much
there.

CHRIS: Well, do you think she'd do one of us while she's here?

EINSTEIN: After what you guys did to that poor girl this week, I don't
know.

CHRIS: What poor girl?

EINSTEIN: You know the girl that came in for Playdate?

CHRIS: Yeah!

EINSTEIN: And you and Jay ended up double teaming her.

JAY: Oh, come on, Einstein, you know you wanna do it.

EINSTEIN: I know I do. But I control myself. After all, as you guys
like to point out, I'm married. I think we got time for one more call
before Tiffany comes. Bob in Florida, you're on "The Einstein Show".

BOB: Hey, Einstein! Love the show!

EINSTEIN: Thank you.

BOB: I'm a freshman here in the Miami area. And we sometimes have
groups posing at Haulover Beach.

EINSTEIN: I see! And for those that don't know, Haulover Beach is a
nude beach. Anyone is welcomed there, and they can't bother ya.

BOB: Yeah, so the volleyball team is going over in a few weeks and do
some pictures.

EINSTEIN: Nice! Wish I could go check it out.

BOB: But anyway, say hi to Tiffany for me!

EINSTEIN: I will, Bob! Thanks for calling! Tiffany Roman is coming up
after the top of the hour. More of "The Einstein Show" after this.

--3:57--

EINSTEIN: Don't forget, by the way, that you can see the show live on
"Einstein 24/7". See past interviews, naughty segments, dirty stories, as
well as this show live weekdays from 3-6PM. It's only $6.95 a month or
$49.95 a year. Cheap price for great entertainment. Just visit
einsteinshow.net. That's einsteinshow.net for the naughtiest entertainment
for not a lot of money. Tiffany Roman, porn star actress, is coming up
after the news on "The Einstein Show". Stay tuned!

--4:06--

EINSTEIN: Hey, kids! What time is it? (sounder: "It's Einstein
time!") That's right! And guess who's here, about to walk into the
studio? Tiffany Roman, porn star extraordinaire. She'll be here to tell
us plenty of stories, I'm sure, about doing porn, doing guys. I think
she's done some girls, too, Dylan.

STACI DYLAN aka DYLAN: Oh really?

EINSTEIN: Yeah, you know when they play sisters, one of them does the
other.

DYLAN: Lick their pussy and put their fist up?

EINSTEIN: Yeah.

DYLAN: Oh, awesome!

(Tiffany arrives at the studio and walks in)

EINSTEIN: And here she is! (fanfare and applause as Tiffany comes over
to the couch.) Tiffany Roman, who has starred in several porn flicks in the
past couple of years. How are ya doing, babe?

TIFFANY ROMAN: I'm doing fine, sweetie.

EINSTEIN: Sweetie. Man, you must really like me.

TIFFANY: Every day, Einstein. Even when we're filming, if you're on, we
listen between takes.

EINSTEIN: Now for those who can't watch this show, Tiffany is a blonde,
kind of skinny. You look like you're almost five foot tall.

TIFFANY: Not yet. I'm still just four-foot-nine. But I am skinny as
you said.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, you look barely over seventy pounds. Is that from
working out?

TIFFANY: Working out? You mean with weights or with pussy?

EINSTEIN: And she has this sexy little red belly shirt on and jeans. So
how's the homeschooling?

TIFFANY: Doing fine. Mom tells me I'm right on track to finish fourth
grade in about a week.

EINSTEIN: Good! So summer's coming. Any plans for vacation?

TIFFANY: I'd like to go down to Orlando and check out those theme parks.

JAY HART: Well, if they let you in, would parents be up in arms with
their kids talking to a porn star?

TIFFANY: I'm as normal as any other kid or person. I just happen to
love sex. And I happen to make porn. Does it make me any less of a
person?

JAY: Absolutely not. Spot on.

EINSTEIN: Hey, Tiffany, where is your mom? Is she here?

TIFFANY: Yeah.

EINSTEIN: Mikey D, would you go get Tiffany's mom?

MIKE DANIELS aka MIKEY D: Right on it, boss!

EINSTEIN: Thank you. I think her mom could add a lot of color to the
conversation.

CHRIS COOPER: Man, I got a look at the mom a little bit ago. She's
fucking gorgeous! No wonder Tiffany's a star.

EINSTEIN: Dem genes! Dem genes!

(Tiffany's mom, Amy Fletcher, walks into the studio.)

EINSTEIN: Well, how are you, Mom?

AMY FLETCHER: I'm doing great.

EINSTEIN: Chris was just mentioning how hot you are. Damn, he wasn't
fucking kidding!

AMY: Oh thank you. (She blushes)

EINSTEIN: She's got a bangin' body of her own. Okay, so you're her mom.

AMY: Yep, I'm Amy.

EINSTEIN: Nice to meet you, Amy. Now we know where Tiffany got that
porntastic body.

AMY: Yeah, my boyfriend and I train her well.

EINSTEIN: So, you do the set ups for all of her films?

AMY: Yep! I just don't trust the other producers. So, I am one and
Tiffany and her friends star in my films.

EINSTEIN: That's wild! I'd never heard of that before. And, Tiffany, I
suppose you like working with your mom.

TIFFANY: Oh, I love working with her. And sometimes I work with her
boyfriend.

EINSTEIN: Oh really?

TIFFANY: Yeah!

EINSTEIN: What does he do?

TIFFANY: Well, he might stick his sausage in. Or I'll suck on it.

EINSTEIN: Really? And Mom approves of it.

TIFFANY: Hey, it's her porn film.

AMY: That's right. And if he wants to bang her, I usually let him.

EINSTEIN: So, you don't think it's weird that he'll have sex with your
daughter, and then you?

AMY: Nah, not at all. Just another day at the office.

TIFFANY: More like the bedroom.

EINSTEIN: Alright! Well, we'll have more with you two in a bit. By the
way, you can call the show at 1-855-EINSTEIN. That's 1-855-346-7834. And
you can talk to a kiddie porn star. Tiffany Roman is in the studio.
Here's Miley Cyrus on "The Einstein Show".

("Party in the USA" plays)

EINSTEIN: "Party in the USA". More like a party in here with Tiffany
Roman, and her mom, Amy. Tiffany's the porn actress...and Amy is the
producer. So, Tiffany, your mom was saying that you have friends that also
do these films with you?

TIFFANY: Oh, yeah! My friend, Taylor and I have done some scenes
together. And her mom and dad.

EINSTEIN: So, you've got a friend, and her mom and dad?

TIFFANY: Yeah!

EINSTEIN: I've got to hear more about this. But I'm running late for a
break. Back with Tiffany Roman and more of "The Einstein Show" after this.

--4:25--

EINSTEIN: Tiffany Roman is here, and her mom, Amy. Of course, I knew
that Tiffany does porn. But I didn't know that Amy was her film producer.

AMY: Oh yes!

EINSTEIN: So, right before the break, you said that you did a friend and
her parents?

TIFFANY: Yeah, I have a friend named Taylor, who's a year younger than
me. And one day, her parents stop by to see her. They knew she was doing
films. They just didn't know it was porn.

EINSTEIN: Yah!

TIFFANY: So, they're watching. Of course, the dad starts masturbating
while Taylor and I do the sex scene. Then I notice the mom starts rubbing
her pussy. So I can tell they were very interested. After the scene, I
talked to mom, and she arranged another film so I could fuck both of them.

EINSTEIN: Oh, and how were they?

TIFFANY: Mom was quite nice and moist underneath. And her dad was very
tasty. He's got a long schlong.

EINSTEIN: Did he get it in?

TIFFANY: Somehow, he got every inch in.

EINSTEIN: We do have some callers on the line. We will get to them
after the break for news. It's Tiffany Roman and Amy on "The Einstein
Show". Oh, by the way, we at "The Einstein Show" have a new project, and
we want everyone to participate. Here's what we want you to do. We want
the girls, as long as you're under eighteen, to pose nude. It can be in
your bedroom, at your house, a friend's house, in public, or anywhere you
feel like posing. Take pictures of the experience and send it to our new
project called "Show and Tell". E-mail to showandtell@einsteinshow.net,
along with a short note explaining the pictures like where you were, and if
anyone was watching. Then we'll post them up and let everyone, guys
included of course, and comment on them. So, here's another way to
interact with the show. That's "Show and Tell" from "The Einstein Show".
Back after this.

--4:34--

EINSTEIN: Back on "The Einstein Show" with porn actress Tiffany Roman,
and her mom, Amy Fletcher, her producer. We've got several calls lined up
on the boards. Let get to them. Chuck in Kentucky, you're on "The
Einstein Show" with the stunning Tiffany Roman.

CHUCK: Thanks for taking my call, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: No problem, brother! What did you want to ask?

CHUCK: Well, I just turned the radio on and she was talking about
fucking a friend and having the parents watch, then fuck the parents later.

TIFFANY: Yeah.

CHUCK: How many friends do you have that do porn with you?

TIFFANY: Oh, we have about ten that love to do porn with me. And some
of them have parents that enjoy doing porn as well.

CHUCK: And do they do that with you?

TIFFANY: Well, they could do it with me. But most often, they fuck
their own kid.

CHUCK: I see! Hey, Einstein, I have a crazy idea. Just stick with me
for a minute.

EINSTEIN: Okay. Somehow I sense trouble.

CHUCK: Okay, I've got a number picked out from one to ten. I'll ask
Tiffany and her mom what they think the number is. If they're too low,
they have to take their shirt off and leave it off for the rest of the
hour. If it's too high, they have to take their pants off.

EINSTEIN: Actually, that sounds like a great idea. I should do that
with guests more often. Are you two game for this?

TIFFANY: I am!

AMY: Sure, I'll try.

CHUCK: Alright, what's your guess.

TIFFANY: I'm going to say 7.

AMY: I'm going to risk it and say 3.

CHUCK: Well , it's 6.

EINSTEIN: Awesome, Chuck! That means Tiffany is taking her jeans off,
and her mom is unbuttoning her blouse. She's now taking it off. And
now.....she's taking her bra off.

AMY: Hell, yeah! Chuck wanted someone to be topless. So, it's me.

EINSTEIN: So, now I'm looking at Tiffany. She's pulled her shirt up
just a little more so I can see her sexy little navel, sitting on the couch
in her underwear. And you, Amy, damn! Hot body with hot breasts!
AMY: Well, thank you, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Amy's totally bare down to her belly button. She's got some
nice sized nipples on her boobs. What size are those?

AMY: 36D.

EINSTEIN: Holy shit! That's big!

TIFFANY: Yeah, I have a hot mom, don't I?

EINSTEIN: Fuck yes you do! So, do you ever fuck with boys?

TIFFANY: Oh, yeah. Mom finds, you know, teen boys and they come in and
get to have fun with me.

EINSTEIN: Sticking in their pricks.

TIFFANY: Hell yeah! And sucking on them.

EINSTEIN: Okay, we have Carly from Michigan on the line. Carly, you're
on "The Einstein Show".

CARLY: Hi, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Well, hi there, Carly. You sound so sweet. How old are you?

CARLY: Eiiiigggghhht.

EINSTEIN: Eight years old. Awesome! What's your question for Tiffany?

CARLY: What do I have to do to do what Tiffany does?

EINSTEIN: Wait. You wanna do porn, too?

CARLY: Yeah.

EINSTEIN: The fuck is going on today? First, we had the teen with the
eight inch dick. And now we got this sweet little girl that wants to go
bad and do porn.

AMY: Carly, how bad do you want to try?

CARLY: Really bad.

AMY: Do your parents know that you wanna you do porn?

CARLY: No.

AMY: What part of Michigan are you in?

CARLY: Grand Rapids.

AMY: Okay, I know some people from that area. I can help you hook up
with them.

CARLY: You can?!

AMY: Absolutely!

CARLY: Oh, thank you! Thank you!

AMY: Oh, it's no problem at all, Carly! I'll give them a call when we
get back to California, and let them know you'd like to try out.

EINSTEIN: Hey, Carly, call us back in a couple of weeks and tell us what
happens. Okay?

CARLY: Okay, Einstein. Thanks!

EINSTEIN: Thanks, babe! She just sounds so sweet. Then, bang, she's
like 'I wanna do porn'.

TIFFANY: She might find it rewarding like I do.

EINSTEIN: Money or the sex?

TIFFANY: Both.

EINSTEIN: Figures. Okay, we have Katie in Ohio. Katie, you're on "The
Einstein Show" with Tiffany Roman.

KATIE: Hi, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Oh my God! It's Katie Anderson!

KATIE: Yes!

EINSTEIN: Katie is another porn star. In fact, we mentioned last hour a
friend of yours is going to do photographs of some womens' sports teams.

KATIE: Yes, that's true. I'm very good friends with Rick and with Megan
Nicole.

TIFFANY: Hey, Katie, how old are you now?

KATIE: I'm twelve.

TIFFANY: I've seen you in some of your films. Didn't you fuck Megan
Nicole in one of them?

KATIE: Yeah, it was Vajayjay. I got to lick her little cunny.
Oh, and I did my cousin in that one also.

EINSTEIN: You fucked your cousin?

KATIE: Yeah, we fucked the first time for a Rick's Place pictorial, when
he was still working for Schoolhouse.

EINSTEIN: Now, he's stepping up the ladder and making some serious cash.

KATIE: Oh, yeah.

AMY: I should know. Because as Tiffany's producer, I'm making thousands
a week from the films.

EINSTEIN: Now, Amy, we know you fuck behind the scenes. But have you
fucked on camera yet?

AMY: Not yet. I let my boyfriend do that. But do you think I have the
body to fuck on camera?

EINSTEIN: Are you fucking kidding? Jesus! Please find some teenage
boys and fuck them.

AMY: Thank you for your confidence, Einstein.

KATIE: Anyway, I just wanted to call in and say how much I look forward
to meeting Tiffany and Amy.

AMY: Yeah, we got her and Megan Nicole for a film.

EINSTEIN: You fucking lucky dog! That one is going to go through the
roof. With the three of you, it's going to make a shitload of dough.
Katie, nice of you to call in. Are you out of school yet?

KATIE: In about two weeks. And I'll be in California at the end of June
for four or five days.

EINSTEIN: Awesome, Katie.

AMY: See you soon, Katie!

EINSTEIN: Fucking awesome when a porn star basically gives another porn
star a shout-out. I gotta take a break here. A pantsless Tiffany Romano
in the studio, along with her topless producer mom, Amy Fletcher. Two hot
chicks here. We'll be back with more of "The Einstein Show" after this!

--4:51--

EINSTEIN: Back with porn star Tiffany Roman, porn producer and Tiffany's
mom, Amy Fletcher. I swear I can't stop staring at both of them. I can
almost get a peek of Tiffany's hot kitty. And how can you miss those
beautiful breasts on Amy. Jimmy in Oklahoma, you're on with Einstein,
Tiffany, and Amy.

JIMMY: Hey, Einstein, I'm watching the show on the computer.

EINSTEIN: Yeah.

JIMMY: And I notice you really have a thing for Tiffany.

EINSTEIN: Yeah! Who wouldn't

JIMMY: How about if she hops in your lap and shows you her lovesack?

EINSTEIN: You want me to show you her pussy?

JIMMY: Sure!

EINSTEIN: Well, but if we show you her pussy, then why buy her films?
(crew laughter) I wish we could, but not really. Sorry about that.

JIMMY: Well, damn. Thanks for trying, Einstein.

EINSTEIN: Well, at least you've got Tiffany in her underwear. That's
about the best you can expect. Call back soon and maybe we can do
something. And I see one more here.....Taylor.....Is this the Taylor that
works with Tiffany?

TAYLOR: It sure is!

EINSTEIN: Well, how are you doing?

TAYLOR: I'm doing fine. I'm missing my friends.

EINSTEIN: I know. They're here of course. So, you do porn with Tiffany
and Amy.

TAYLOR: Yeah, Einstein, and let me tell you that you know how hot
Tiffany is. But I've done Amy a couple of times behind the scenes. She's
got a great body.

EINSTEIN: Well, I can tell the top is bangin' awesome! She's got a
great belly.

TAYLOR: I love sucking on her lumps.

EINSTEIN: You suck Amy's tits?

TAYLOR: Yeah!

EINSTEIN: Holy shit!

AMY: And how do they taste.

TAYLOR: Oh, they taste yummy, Amy.

AMY: She likes to suck on my tummy, too, lick my belly button.

TAYLOR: Yeah.

EINSTEIN: Well, that's a very lickable belly button. So you like to
play with their bodies.

TAYLOR: Oh yeah. I've licked Tiffany's cunt. And one time I even stuck
my tongue in her asshole.

EINSTEIN: Now that's freaky to me. I'm not really one for tasting
someone like that. But you've tried Tiffany's vagina.

TAYLOR: Yeah, it's well worth it.

EINSTEIN: Tiffany mentioned doing your mom and dad.

TAYLOR: Yeah, I was there. And I got really hot watching them go at it.
Especially when Tiffany ate my dad's sausage.

EINSTEIN: Because you wanted to do it?

TAYLOR: Yeah.

EINSTEIN: Well, damn, Taylor, you're hot. You gotta come next time.

TAYLOR: I'll sure try! Thanks, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Thank you, Taylor. And thank you, Tiffany Romano and mom, Amy
Fletcher, for coming in and chatting with us. More on "The Einstein Show"
after this.

--4:58--

EINSTEIN: Not a lot of time here. Just enough to say we have a
teacher-student relationship live in the studio after news. Back with "The
Einstein Show" after this!

--5:06--

EINSTEIN: Hey, kids! What time is it? (sounder: "It's Einstein
time!") That's right! And in just a few minutes, we'll have a New
Jersey teacher....well, a former New Jersey teacher and the student she was
caught having relations with. Oh, and the student is a girl, too.

STACI DYLAN aka DYLAN: Oh, I can't wait to hear about this!

EINSTEIN: That's Dylan. She's on her way to a sleepover tomorrow night,
where she and her girlfriend are going to fuck four seven-year-old girls.

DYLAN: Damn fuckin' right! Gonna get them pussies.

JAY HART: I swear....you and the pussies.

DYLAN: As if you're any fucking damn different than me.

EINSTEIN: She's got you there, Jay.

JAY: True. I do love pussies though.

EINSTEIN: Oh, and you know porn star Tiffany Roman was just here with
her mom. During the break, Dylan was sucking on the mom's tits. How were
they, Dylan?

DYLAN: Tasty as advertised.

EINSTEIN: See, that Taylor knew what she was talking about.

MIKE DANIELS aka MIKEY D: Oh, Einstein, have you seen the teacher?

EINSTEIN: I haven't. I'll assume you have.

MIKEY D: Oh, man. She's hot. I'm not sure if she's just a lesbian, or
plays both ways.

EINSTEIN: Fuck the teacher. I wanna check out the student.

MIKEY D: From what I've seen, she's pretty good looking, too.

EINSTEIN: Good! Maybe she and I can hook up by the end of the hour.
Anyway, we got the teacher and the student coming up! But let's head to
the "Thrift Shop" with Macklemore on "The Einstein Show".

("Thrift Shop" plays)

EINSTEIN: Macklemore on "The Einstein Show". And coming into the studio
now are a former New Jersey schoolteacher and one of her female students.
(The two ladies enter.) Holy fuck! You were right, Mikey D.

MIKEY D: Told ya, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: You weren't kidding. The teacher is hot! And fucking wow,
the student could pass for one of those Playdate centerfolds! Jesus
Christ! Anyway, come on in, ladies! (The girls sit on the couch on
Einstein's left). So, you're only on my sheet as a teacher and student.
But dumbass, Mikey D, didn't write down your names.

(crew laughter)

CHRISTINA BANKS: Hi, Einstein, I'm Christina Banks.

EINSTEIN: And Christina is the former teacher.

CHRISTINA: Unfortunately, that's true.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, I guess the school board wasn't thrilled about you
having fun with one of your students. And who's the lucky girl?

BRENDA DYKSTRA: Brenda Dykstra.

EINSTEIN: Brenda Dykstra. Man, is it a coincindence that the last name
is Dykstra?

DYLAN: Well, she doesn't look like a dyke to me. And I know that's
where you were going.

EINSTEIN: I swear, Dylan, I can't get anything past you.

DYLAN: I'm a lesbian, Einstein. But I'm not stupid.

EINSTEIN: Okay, smartass. Anyway. Brenda and Christina, welcome to the
show. Now, we know Christina was a schoolteacher over in New Jersey. What
area of New Jersey did you teach?

CHRISTINA: I taught at Kennedy Middle School in Hoboken.

EINSTEIN: Oh, so just across the river.

CHRISTINA: Yeah!

EINSTEIN: Okay, and can I assume you are a lesbian?

CHRISTINA: Yes, I am a lesbian. And prior to Brenda, I hadn't had a
girlfriend in about three years.

EINSTEIN: I see. And how the hell did you end up with Brenda?

CHRISTINA: Well, I'd been teaching at Kennedy for about six years. I
knew in college that I liked girls. But when you're a teacher, you
obviously have to do everything to keep that in check. I mean, as I
learned, you don't want parents worried that their little munchkin was made
a lesbian by a teacher. But there was something about Brenda that just
made me lose all control over myself.

EINSTEIN: Like?

CHRISTINA: Well, look at her. Beautiful green eyes and brown hair.

EINSTEIN: Damn straight! And check out the rest of her.

(Brenda blushes)

CHRISTINA: Yeah, and that's one reason why I love her.

EINSTEIN: So how did you two hook up?

CHRISTINA: Well, I teach algebra, and Brenda came to me one day and said
she needed help. I, of course, offered to help her. Then she started
making regular appearances after school. I guess about a month later, I
was helping and tutoring her when it hit me how beautiful and fetching she
was.

BRENDA: I remember that. I asked her if she was okay. And she just
smiled at me.

EINSTEIN: So, what did she do?

CHRISTINA: I just, for no reason other than I taken in by her beauty,
just unbuttoned her shirt all the way down.

EINSTEIN: Daaamn!

CHRISTINA: And I reached over and just felt her tummy and her belly
button. And I could tell she was thoroughly enjoying it.

BRENDA: Yeah, and then I remember holding her hand and bringing it up to
my bra, and letting her play with it and my little boobies.

CHRISTINA: And then my little fingers wandered underneath.

BRENDA: God, you're getting me wet just remembering it.

EINSTEIN: Oh my God! I hate to stop here, but I gotta take a break.
And remind everyone that you can call in and ask questions for Brenda and
Christina. The number is 1-855-EINSTEIN. 1-855-346-7834. And don't
forget to watch us live online or anytime at einsteinshow.net. For $6.95 a
month or $49.95 a year, see all the naked shenanigans you can't see on the
radio. A lot of great entertainment for not a lot of money. All at
einsteinshow.net. More with Brenda and Christina after this on "The
Einstein Show".

--5:23--

EINSTEIN: So we're back with Christina Banks and Brenda Dykstra.
Christina was a teacher from Hoboken, New Jersey who was teaching algebra.
Brenda was one of her students. Then the two hooked up, and it was getting
hot and heavy when we had to take a break. So teacher is playing with your
tits.

BRENDA: Yeah.

EINSTEIN: And how did that feel to ya?

BRENDA: Made me feel all warm inside.

EINSTEIN: I'll bet!

BRENDA: I wanted more of it, so I took shirt off, then my bra.

EINSTEIN: Hell, yeah!

CHRIS COOPER: I'd put my hands on her.

EINSTEIN: You mean all over her.

MIKEY D: Hey, Einstein, you wanna play that game again?

EINSTEIN: What game?

MIKEY D: You know the game we played with Tiffany and her mom last hour?

EINSTEIN: Oh! That game!

BRENDA: Oh what game was that?

EINSTEIN: Someone called in last hour and played a game with Tiffany and
her mom. Basically, we ask you for a number from one to ten. If you're
lower than the number, you take your shirt off.

MIKEY D: Can I amend the rules for this game?

EINSTEIN: I guess you can.

MIKEY D: If they're too low, they have to take their shirt and bra off.
If they're too high, they take off their pants and underwear.

EINSTEIN: Ah! I like those, Mikey D! So, do you gals want to play the
game?

CHRISTINA: Sure!

BRENDA: I'll go for it!

EINSTEIN: Okay, Mikey D, do you have the number?

MIKEY D: I do.

EINSTEIN: And you promise not to change it.

MIKEY D: I promise. (Mikey D leaves note on Einstein's monitor on what
the number is.)

EINSTEIN: Okay, girls, pick a number between one and ten.

CHRISTINA: Okay, I'll say eight.

EINSTEIN: Okay, Brenda.

BRENDA: I guess I can't say eight.

EINSTEIN: Probably not a good idea. Besides, you two would have the
same fate.

BRENDA: Lemme try four.

EINSTEIN: Mikey D, how did they do?

MIKEY D: Girls, would you believe the number is three?

CHRISTINA and BRENDA: Oh no!

EINSTEIN: And that means a lot of us are getting our wish. We're late
for a break. But when we come back, Christina and Brenda will be
bottomless for the last half-hour of the show. You can watch them take
their pants and undies off during the break if you're a subscriber. That's
a great thing about being an Einstein 24/7 member. You can see stuff
others only hear about. Get all the information at einsteinshow.net. More
of "The Einstein Show" coming up after this quick break for news.

--5:34--

EINSTEIN: Back with more of "The Einstein Show". We have, in studio, a
former New Jersey teacher with one of her former students. Christina Banks
is the teacher, and Brenda Dykstra is the student. Did we even mention how
old either of you are?

CHRISTINA: I'm 33.

BRENDA: And I'm 13.

EINSTEIN: And if you don't have Einstein 24/7, you're missing out on
some awesome pussy. Before the break, Mikey D played another game of "Pick
a Number", and these two both lost their pants and underwear. Christina
has an unbelievably smooth pussy. Brenda has a small tuft of brown over
her little pussy slit. Also, stand up again, I wanna show your asses to
our online audience.

(Christina and Brenda stand and turn around.)

EINSTEIN: What do you think of those? Damn!

DYLAN: I think they're smackable!

EINSTEIN: How did I know you were going to say that?

(Dylan smacks Christina's rear end, then Brenda's. The ladies sit back
down.)

EINSTEIN: Nice work, Dylan. Don't know if you could hear that, but
Dylan just slapped their asses. But they were telling us about some of
their on campus trysts. So, Brenda, she's fondling you and you don't care.

BRENDA: Yep!

EINSTEIN: And how long before you fondled back?

BRENDA: A couple of days after that. She had on a long dress with a
lttle belt in the middle. After I undid the buttons on the bottom, I undid
her belt. I looked at her and we smiled at each other. Kinda giving me
approval. I undo the rest of the buttons and watch the dress hit the
floor. In the meantime, there she is in bra and panties.

EINSTEIN: Damn! You're making me horny.

DYLAN: Me, too!

BRENDA: Yeah, now I'm feeling and touching her. We kissed and caressed
each other. And then I slipped a hand inside her panties and felt her
pussy for the first time.

CHRISTINA: It was the most wonderful feeling, Einstein. And when she
put a few fingers inside, I was hooked.

DYLAN: So, did you all ever get totally naked in school.

CHRISTINA: Oh, yeah! Whenever Brenda came over, I locked the door and
we both took our clothes off and had an intimate time.

EINSTEIN: Fuck yeah!

BRENDA: God, I fucking miss that.

EINSTEIN: So how was it that you all got busted?

CHRISTINA: Well, one day while we were making love in the classroom, one
of the janitors unlocked the door, came in, and saw us. Needless to say,
he was quite shocked to see us fucking in the classroom.

EINSTEIN: I might be if I was a parent.

CHRISTINA: But he went to the principal and reported it. And a few days
later, Brenda and I were out.

EINSTEIN: Alright, I promised people could call in and talk to you two.
David in South Carolina, you're on "The Einstein Show" with Christina and
Brenda.

DAVID: Hi, Einstein.

EINSTEIN: Hey, David! How are you?

DAVID: I'm doing great. Hello, girls.

CHRISTINA: Hi there, David.

DAVID: I've been watching the show and listening. Damn, Einstein, these
girls are hot. They're making me steamy.

EINSTEIN: I know. I'm looking at Jay and Chris. And they're both
holding on to their weiners. I'm not sure why.

DAVID: Do you think you could convince one of them to go down on the
other?

EINSTEIN: Well, considering their pussies are exposed. By the way, what
do you think of their pussies?

DAVID: Awesome. I'd like to have fun in Brenda's cooch.

BRENDA: Well, David, we may have to have a long talk about that. I'm
pretty committed to Christina right now.

EINSTEIN: Forgive my asking, David, but how old are you?

DAVID: Fourteen.

EINSTEIN: Oh, okay. So just the right age. And didn't I hear you ask
if one of them would go down on the other?

DAVID: Yeah.

(Brenda gets up and spreads Christina's legs.)

EINSTEIN: Oh, David, I think Brenda's gonna do it.

(Christina and Brenda smile at each other)

DYLAN: Oh, fuck, I'm gonna lose it.

EINSTEIN: I guess you can't wait until tomorrow night.

DYLAN: Let's just say I'm in overdrive.

(Brenda kneels on the floor and leans in to lick Christina's twat.)

EINSTEIN: Holy shit! Check that out! David, I hope you can see her
really going at it.

DAVID: I can! She's awesome, Einstein. Thanks.

EINSTEIN: No problem, David! Always glad to be of service. Remember
you can call us at 1-855-EINSTEIN. 1-855-346-7834. Emily from Montana,
you're on "The Einstein Show".

EMILY: Hi, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Hey, Emily.

EMILY: So, is there a chance I can hook up with these girls?

CHRISTINA: Oooh, a three-way?

EMILY: Yeah.

EINSTEIN: Well, I can tell you're a young lady.

EMILY: I'm eleven years old.

EINSTEIN: Christina, you obviously like young girls. Is there any
chance of a threeway with any girl?

CHRISTINA: Well.....you know there's a.....another girl involved....and
I'm pretty sure.......she wants all of me for herself.

(Brenda finishes her fun with Christina and gets up.)

BRENDA: Ohhh.....yummy, Christina.....Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm not ready
for another girl yet.

EINSTEIN: Emily, are there any cute guys or girls at your school?

EMILY: Not really. They all remind me of Honey Boo Boo.

EINSTEIN: I see. Well, sorry I couldn't help ya, Emily.

EMILY: Thanks for trying, Einstein.

EINSTEIN: We'll talk again later, babe! God, I wish I could see some of
the callers. I'll bet you that Emily chick would be smokin' without her
clothes. Oh, Emily, if you're still listening, I'll bet if you post on our
brand new "Show and Tell" page on einsteinshow.net, I'll bet you can find
some boys or men that way. Any girl under eighteen can post nude pictures
of themselves, and everyone can comment on them. So, girls, get those
cameras out and those clothes off, and show and tell. Get it? It's the
new "Show and Tell" page at einstein.net. A free service from your friends
here at "The Einstein Show". Anyway, we're running behind on a break.
Back with more of "The Einstein Show" after this.

--5:51--

EINSTEIN: Back with "The Einstein Show". We have Christina Banks, a
former Hoboken, New Jersey teacher along with one of her students, Brenda
Dykstra. Earlier in the hour, they played a game of "Pick a Number" and
took off their pants and underwear. So, the crew in here has been admiring
their pussies.

DYLAN: Fuck yeah, I'm gonna admire them!

EINSTEIN: Have you touched them yet?

DYLAN: You know, Einstein, inasmuch as I would like to touch and feel
and shove a finger up Brenda's cooch, I'm pretty damn sure she won't let
me.

BRENDA: True. My heart and hands only belong to my teacher.

DYLAN: And I'm having to do everything to control myself.

EINSTEIN: Dylan, I don't think this has ever happened before. Is that
because of the sleepover tomorrow night?

DYLAN: Maybe that's got something to do with it.

EINSTEIN: Anyway, Christina and Brenda are still here.

CHRIS: I don't suppose Brenda could take the rest of her clothes off.

BRENDA: Nah, not happening today. I guess my pussy isn't good enough.

CHRIS: Oh, it's very good. I was just hoping for more.

EINSTEIN: C'mon, Chris. Control thyself.

CHRIS: Sorry, boss.

EINSTEIN: I think I have time for one more call. Nick in Nevada, you're
on with Christina and Brenda.

NICK: Hi, Einstein! Hi, ladies!

CHRISTINA and BRENDA: Hi, Nick!

NICK: Oh, that sounds so wonderful. Anyway so, Christina, do you have
any plans to teach anywhere?

CHRISTINA: Well, I don't at the moment. I'm not sure what happens to my
teaching credentials. Of course, that's up to New Jersey as to what they
want to do.

NICK: Well, I was thinking if they would still let you teach that you
could come here.

CHRISTINA: Can I bring Brenda with me?

EINSTEIN: I'm guessing that may depend on her parents. Were they very
receptive?

CHRISTINA: Actually, they were. Of course, I was just teaching Brenda.
Then the other stuff came along. Then they found out about it. But they
didn't seem to object to it.

EINSTEIN: What do you think, Nick? Do you think your state would say
it's okay for them to have a relationship.

NICK: I think so. Things are pretty relaxed here.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, especially with all of the gambling. Thanks, Nick.
Thank you to Christina Banks and Brenda Dykstra for coming in and having
fun with us (recorded cheers and applause). We gotta take a break and
we'll be right back after this on "The Einstein Show".

--5:57--

EINSTEIN: Another great show in the books. And tomorrow's gonna be
interesting. Dylan the Resident Lesbian and her girlfriend will be in the
studio. Dylan's always here. But we expect Liza in the third hour?

DYLAN: Probably the last ten to fifteen minutes.

EINSTEIN: And after those two have dinner tonight, I think a trip to the
store is in order.

DYLAN: Yeah, I'm gonna need to find enough vibrators and dildos to keep
the girls happy.

EINSTEIN: Just remember they can't be big. They are seven, after all.
Anyway, a fun show tomorrow. At least that's what Mikey D promises. See
you back here tomorrow for more of "The Einstein Show". Don't forget about
"Show and Tell" on einsteinshow.net. Have a great evening, everyone!