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--3:06 PM--

EINSTEIN: Hey, kids! What time is it? (sounder: "It's
Einstein time!") That's right! And today we've got Ariel
Winter from Modern Family. She's here to promote her
first ever nude spread in Playdate. What? Oh my God!
Alex Dunphy, butt naked in the pages of Playdate
magazine?

JAY HART: Well, damn, did you see her in one of her Halloween
costumes?

EINSTEIN: I didn't.

JAY: She's smokin' hot, Einstein.

EINSTEIN: And now she'll be without costume.

JAY: Or any damn thing else. Well, has anyone seen it?

CHRIS COOPER: Oh, I did. God damn, I love her ass!

EINSTEIN: Really?

CHRIS: I don't wanna give it all away before she gets here. But
this is definitely one you want to check out.

JAY: Aw, fuck!

MIKE DANIELS aka MIKEY D: Now, Jay, we don't want to lose the
interview. Besides, at least you get to see the pics when she's
here."

JAY: That's true.

EINSTEIN: I also understand that we've got a young lady that
wants to be evaluated for Playdate as well.

CHRIS: Do we know how young?

MIKEY D: She's twelve years old.

EINSTEIN: Twelve years old. Any idea as to the boobs on her?

MIKEY D: Einstein, you know I never see these girls in advance.

EINSTEIN: Just checking. Besides, you....might have seen her.

MIKEY D: And if I did, I wouldn't tell you.

EINSTEIN: Of course, you wouldn't. And let's see what else we
have.

MIKEY D: Oh, remember yesterday when Dylan said she was a great
speller?

EINSTEIN: Yeah, and you were hoping to have a spelling contest
or something.

MIKEY D: Well, a couple of girls called after the show and
they're coming to the studio.

EINSTEIN: Awesome! Do we know how many are coming?

MIKEY D: I think four. I'm hoping for four anyway.

EINSTEIN: Me, too! Fuck, I'd like seven. Maybe seventy-two
virgins or something crazy. Well, they can't all fit in here. I
guess we'll settle for four.

MIKEY D: Good. The last thing I need is to piss off the
Muslims.

EINSTEIN: Vicki, do you have some news for us? Get me out of
this mess.

VICKI HUBERT: Again? How are you always in a mess?

EINSTEIN: My big fat, fucking mouth or Mikey D's.

VICKI: A church day care in California was shut down after a
four-year-old boy reported to his dad that a five-year-old girl
had given him a blow job.

EINSTEIN: Wait. So a little girl gives a boy a blow job and you
shut down a day care?

VICKI: Yeah, his daddy was quite pissed. Oh so crying on camera
that his little boy was going to become a predator.

EINSTEIN: Why's he worried about that? Has he ever seen what we
do around here? Or heard it?

VICKI: That's a good question.

MIKEY D: Hey, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Yes, Mikey D?

MIKEY D: Do you think the dad might have a different thought if
the five-year-old blew him?

EINSTEIN: Oh, hell yeah!

MIKEY D: I know I wouldn't turn her down.

VICKI: Anyway, the whole story was on ABC, and did that father
ever turn on the water works.

STACI DYLAN aka DYLAN: Yeah, I'll give him the water works from
my pussy.

EINSTEIN: Now, Dylan, do you really hate guys that much?

DYLAN: Some of them.

EINSTEIN: I mean, I know you're a lesbian. But I wasn't sure if
it was because you hated guys or not.

DYLAN: I don't really hate guys. I just find women more
appealing.

EINSTEIN: You like the nice asses as much as we guys do.

DYLAN: Fuckin' hell yeah! I think I just appreciate the female
form better. I mean, I know guys like to show off their penises
for me. But gimme some tits and pussy.

EINSTEIN: I can tell I've got you turned on.

DYLAN: Maybe when Ariel gets here, I can talk her into a little
somethin' somethin'. Why do you think I love hangin' out here
with you guys?

EINSTEIN: Whoa! You and Ariel right here in the studio? That
would be really damn hot.

DYLAN: Scorching fucking hot!

EINSTEIN: Damn! All that's coming up and more on "The Einstein
Show". Right now, Selena Gomez wants you to "Come and Get It".
Or maybe "Cum and Stick It In."

("Come and Get It" plays)

EINSTEIN: Selena Gomez on "The Einstein Show".

MIKEY D: Hey, one of the spelling bee girls just came in.

EINSTEIN: Oh good! When are we going to do the spelling bee?

MIKEY D: 3:30.

EINSTEIN: So about fifteen more minutes.

MIKEY D: Yeah.

EINSTEIN: When the hell does Ariel get here?

MIKEY D: I think she'll be here at 4.

EINSTEIN: Anyway, you can always call the show at
1-855-EINSTEIN. That's 1-855-346-7834.
Questions....comments.....dirty jokes.....that's 1-855-EINSTEIN.
We got to take a break before we get really behnd on our
sponsors. More of "The Einstein Show" coming up!

--3:19 PM--

EINSTEIN: Okay, Mikey D just told me that all the girls are here
for the spelling bee.

DYLAN: Awesome! Bring on the pussy!

JAY: I wish we didn't have to wait.

EINSTEIN: Hey, we want listeners, right?

JAY: Yep!

EINSTEIN: Well, unless you got one of them phones with a radio
app on it, they probably can't hear us. So......just be patient.
That's why I love this job. I got three lady hungry people just
waiting for the next pussy to walk in the door. Colton, you're
on the air with Einstein and the crazy bunch.

COLTON: Hey, Einstein! I got this big test coming up tomorrow
in History class.

EINSTEIN: Uh-huh. What's it about?

COLTON: It's on something called the Watergate Scandal.

JAY: Oh, Watergate! Oh, yeah!

EINSTEIN: Now, when we say Watergate, are we talking about like
Nixon?

COLTON: Yeah, Nixon.

VICKI: Why would you question him like that?

EINSTEIN: 'Cause I wanted to be sure it didn't have anything to
do with the clown we got now.

VICKI: C'mon now! That's my bro you're talkin' about.

EINSTEIN: Shit, he ain't your brother! More like brother from
another mother. And dumb as fuck!

VICKI: Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Hey, he should have known about them rogue agents in
the tax office. He should have known about the wiretapping.
There's a lot of shit he should have known. And then he didn't
do fuck about it. Anyway, Colton, sorry for the outburst. Did
you have a question about it?

COLTON: Oh, that's okay, Einstein. Anyway, I was wondering
which one was the Chief of Staff.

CHRIS: H. R. Haldeman.

EINSTEIN: He was the boss man?

CHRIS: Yep, he was. And just as crooked as the other dopes in
the seventies.

COLTON: Thanks, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Thanks for calling, Colton! Good luck on your test!
Let's see who else is on.......Sarah, calling in from
Connecticut, you're on with Einstein.

SARAH: Hi, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: Well, hi there, Sarah. Whatcha doin' today?

SARAH: Nuttin'! Just lis'nin' to you.

EINSTEIN: Awesome.

SARAH: Oh, I'm havin' a slumber party tomorrow night.

EINSTEIN: A slumber party! And you didn't invite me?

SARAH: You're a boy, silly.

DYLAN: Hey, Sarah, I'd love to come. And trust me I ain't no
boy. I got the pussy to prove it.

SARAH: How do I know what you look like?

DYLAN: Have you been to the website?

SARAH: No.

DYLAN: Okay, well, when you get home, get on your computer and
go to einsteinshow.net. Then you'll see on there something that
says "Cast of Crazies". Go there and find my name, and click on
it. Several pictures in there of me. Even a few in a bikini.

SARAH: Ooooh! I like! I'll hafta do dat.

EINSTEIN: What are you doing, Dylan? This is like turning a
seven-year-old into a lezzie?

DYLAN: Hey, I can't help it. Besides, I was hoping if I could
go, I might have gotten pictures for you.

EINSTEIN: Ah! Well, we got to take a break for real news. Then
when we get back, we're going to have an Einstein spelling bee.
I think it's safe to say there's gonna be lots of clothes
dropping. Which if you don't have a subscription to "Einstein
24/7", you won't get to see live. And it's just $6.95 a month,
or $49.95 a year. A lot of entertainment for not a lot of money.
Back with more of "The Einstein Show" after this!

--3:34--

EINSTEIN: We're back and we're just about to start the Einstein
Spelling Bee. We have four girls in our studio. They're all
miked up and ready. Girls, just quickly introduce yourselves.

RHONDA MILLER: Hi, Einstein, I'm Rhonda Miller. I'm ten years
old and I live in New York City.

EINSTEIN: Awesome! Who's next.

KATHERINE HATHAWAY: I'm Katherine Hathaway. I'm fourteen years
old, and I live on Long Island.

EINSTEIN: Damn! I look at you and I hope you miss. Sorry. I
should tell you that she's pretty thin. Almost pencil thin.

AIMEE MAY: Hey, Einstein, I'm Aimee and I'm ten years old. I'm
from Queens.

EINSTEIN: A Queens girl! Nice! And finally....

JANELL CANTRELL: I'm Janell Cantrell, and I'm twelve years old
from Jersey City.

EINSTEIN: Janell Cantrell. Did your parents name you that on
purpose?

JANELL: You mean so it rhymes?

EINSTEIN: Yeah.

JANELL: I asked them one time and they said no.

EINSTEIN: Really....it didn't occur to them.

JANELL: Nope!

EINSTEIN: Well, thank you girls for coming in and putting your
clothes and dignity on the line. Now, Mikey D, what are the
rules?

MIKEY D: Rules are pretty simple. You'll give them a word. If
they get it right, you move on. If they miss, they have to take
something off, and you'll pass the word on to the next girl.
Now, each girl is permitted six pieces of clothing. Like socks,
shoes, skirt or pants, blouse or t-shirt, some kind of undershirt
or bra, and then panties. The winner is the one with the most
clothes on when time is called or if we have three barenaked
ladies.

EINSTEIN: Alright! So, ladies, good luck! We'll start with
Rhonda and just go down the line. Okay, Rhonda, your first word
is flute.

RHONDA: Flute...f-l-u-t-e. Flute!

EINSTEIN: That's right. (Ding!) Okay, Katherine, spell
theme.

KATHERINE: Theme....t-h-e-m-e. Theme.

EINSTEIN: (Ding!) Two for two so far. Okay, Aimee, your
word is cloudy.

AIMEE: Cloudy.....c-l-o-u-d-y. Cloudy.

EINSTEIN: (Ding!) Boy I can't fool you girls. Okay,
Janell, her comes your word.....pants.

JANELL: Pants....p-a-n-t-s. Pants!

EINSTEIN: (Ding!) Four for four. Okay, all the easy
words are out of the way. Time to get down and dirty. Rhonda,
spell potatoes.

RHONDA: Potatoes....p-o-t-a-t-o......s. Potatoes.

EINSTEIN: (BZZZZ) Nope! Take something off.

RHONDA: Oh, what should I take off?

Rhonda slips her shoes off

EINSTEIN: Rhonda's trying to hold on as long as she can, I can
tell. Katherine, can you spell potatoes?

KATHERINE: P-o-t-a-t-o-e-s. Potatoes.

EINSTEIN: (Ding!) Right on! Aimee....spell flaming.

AIMEE: Flaming....f-l-a-m-e-i-n-g. Flaming.

EINSTEIN: (BZZZZ) Sorry, now you gotta take something
off.

Aimee takes her shoes off as well

EINSTEIN: Janell, can you spell flaming?

JANELL: Flaming....f-l-a-m-i-n-g. Flaming.

EINSTEIN: (Ding!) Yep, that's right. And now we go back
to Rhonda, who's now down a pair of shoes.

RHONDA: Yeah, I can't miss the next one.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, then you'll really be in trouble. Okay, spell
polling.

RHONDA: Polling.....can you put that in a sentence?

EINSTEIN: Gallup makes their living polling Americans.

RHONDA: Polling.......p-o.....l....i-n-g. Polling/

EINSTEIN: (BZZZZ) Nope. Now what are you taking off?

RHONDA: I guess my socks. Really don't wanna take my pants or
shirt off yet.

Rhonda removes her socks

EINSTEIN: Things may be getting interesting when we come back to
you, Rhonda. Katherine, can you spell polling?

KATHERINE: Polling.....p-o-l-e-i-n-g. Polling.

EINSTEIN: (BZZZZ) No, I think that's what happens at The
Clubhouse. I need to bring some of the girls here.

JAY: What's The Clubhouse?

EINSTEIN: It's a strip club, but all of the strippers are under
18.

CHRIS: Oh really?

EINSTEIN: Yeah, you wanna go out after the show?

JAY: What about Andrea?

EINSTEIN: Well, she can come along, too.

DYLAN: Did you say strippers?

EINSTEIN: Yeah, you want to come check them out with us?

DYLAN: Sure I'm game for that.

EINSTEIN: I'll see if they can give you a lap dance.

VICKI: Wait a minute. Aren't I invited, too?

EINSTEIN: Yeah, all the staff is going.

VICKI: Oh! I thought you were trying to leave me out.

EINSTEIN: Oh, never, Vicki. I'd never leave you out of
anything.

VICKI: Well, thank you, Einstein.

EINSTEIN: Aimee, spell polling and get me out of this.

AIMEE: P-o-l-l-i-n-g? Polling?

EINSTEIN: (Ding!) Right! Oh, and Katherine, I forgot to
tell you to take something off.

Katherine unbuttons her shirt

EINSTEIN: Wow, look at that body!

Katherine finishes unbuttoning and removes her shirt

EINSTEIN: Holy mother of God, would you look at that?

(Fanfare sounder) She's really thin, but still has a nice
set of boobs. Okay, Janell, spell scheme.

JANELL: Scheme....s-k-e-e-m. Scheme.

EINSTEIN: (BZZZZ) Nope.

RHONDA: Oh shit!

Janell removes her shoes

EINSTEIN: Okay, so Janell took her shoes off. Rhonda, can you
spell scheme?

RHONDA: Scheme....s-k-e-e-m-e.

EINSTEIN: (BZZZZ) No again. Now....let's see here.
Lemme take a poll of my staff. Should she take her shirt off or
her pants? Those voting for shirt?

JAY: Aye!

EINSTEIN: Just one? How about pants.

CHRIS: Aye!

DYLAN: Aye aye!

VICKI: Aye three?

MIKEY D: Aye four!

EINSTEIN: So it's four to one to take the pants off.

RHONDA: Oh, fuck......

Rhonda hesitates, but removes her pants

DYLAN: Oh baby, yeah! Cute as fuck underwear, too.

EINSTEIN: Oh, you like the green and teal panties.

DYLAN: Fuck yeah!

EINSTEIN: Katherine, try to get this word right. Scheme.

KATHERINE: Scheme is s-c-h-e-m-e. Scheme.

EINSTEIN: (Ding!) Yay! I can finally get to the next
word. Aimee, spell wordiness.

AIMEE: Wordiness.....w-o-r-d-y-n-e-s-s. Wordiness?

EINSTEIN: (BZZZZ) Nope.

Aimee takes her socks off.

DYLAN: You know, I kinda wished Katherine missed the last word.
I thought she might shows us her little lady lumps.

EINSTEIN: Maybe if I found harder words. Okay, Janell, spell
wordiness.

JANELL: Wordiness....w-o-r-d-i-n-e-s-s. Wordiness.

EINSTEIN: Wow! (Ding!) Janell and Katherine are doing
pretty good. Aimee's doing not too bad right now.
Rhonda's.....Rhonda's not in a good situation. The conclusion of
the Einstein Spelling Bee when we come back on "The Einstein
Show".

--3:48--

EINSTEIN: Back with more of the Einstein Spelling Bee. We've
gotten through four rounds down the line. And we'll try to get
some more without getting interrupted by the band. Rhonda's not
doing so good. But let's try to get back on track with this
word.....climate.

RHONDA: Climate. Can you put it in a sentence?

EINSTEIN: We live in a fucking hot climate.

RHONDA: Climate. Can you define it?

EINSTEIN: The composite or generally prevailing weather
conditions of a region, as temperature, air pressure, humidity,
precipitation, sunshine, cloudiness, and winds, throughout the
year, averaged over a series of years.

RHONDA: Climate....c-l-i-m-e-t-e. Climate.

EINSTEIN: (BZZZZ) Sorry, that's not right.

DYLAN: In that case, it's time for them panties to come off.

EINSTEIN: I think we all agree with Dylan. Take off them
panties.

Rhonda really thinks about it, then decides to take her
panties off and show her bare little pussy.

EINSTEIN: (Long fanfare) I see pussy.

DYLAN: Her pussy looks delish.

EINSTEIN: Wait, before we go to Katherine, turn around. I wanna
see that bare ass.

DYLAN: Fuck, we all do.

Rhonda turns around and shows the crew her rear end.

DYLAN: Woohoo!!

EINSTEIN: Let the record show that Rhonda's full round ass has
the seal of approval from Dylan, the resident lesbian. Okay,
Katherine, it's your turn to try climate.

Rhonda faces Einstein again.

KATHERINE: Climate....c-l-i-m-a-t-e. Climate.

EINSTEIN: (Ding!) Nice going, Katherine!

KATHERINE: Thank you.

EINSTEIN: Alright, Aimee, we come back to you and your word is
quirky.

AIMEE: Quirky.....k-w-i-r-k-y. Quirky.

EINSTEIN: (BZZZZ) Nope.

AIMEE: Awww, damn!

Aimee decides after careful deliberation to take her skirt
off.

EINSTEIN: My, it looks like Aimee also has an inviting little
kitty herself. Janell, try quirky.

JANELL: Quirky.....q-u-i-r-k-y. Quirky.

EINSTEIN: (Ding!) You know I'm just starting to notice
that the two ten-year-olds are the ones losing their clothes.
Let's try one last round.

MIKEY D: Hey, Einstein, how about if they lose the spelling bee,
they have to take it all off?

EINSTEIN: Mikey D, are you reading my mind again?

MIKEY D: Well, we've been together how long now?

EINSTEIN: We've been doing this show for a couple of years.
Okay, you heard him. Rhonda....I think poor Rhonda's gonna end
up naked anyway. But try this word. It's manageability.

RHONDA: Oh fuck! Manageability. M-a-n-a-g-a-b-i-l-i-t-y.
Manageability.

EINSTEIN: (BZZZZ) Nope. Go ahead and take it all off.

Rhonda takes off her t-shirt and her training bra. For now
she's the only fully naked girl in the studio

EINSTEIN: Rhonda is fully naked now, and damn not half bad.

RHONDA: You like?

EINSTEIN: Yes, we do. You see Dylan smiling.

RHONDA: Aww...thanks, guys.

EINSTEIN: We have three more to get through. Katherine's got a
chance to win this. She's only missed one. So has Janell. So
this could be close. But Katherine can try manageability.

KATHERINE: M-a-n-a-g-e-a-b-i-l-i-t-y. Manageability.

EINSTEIN: (Ding!) You're still in the running. Aimee,
I'll let you try one word for fun, but you're gonna have to
strip. Try vantage.

AIMEE: Vantage...v-a-n-t-a-g-e. Vantage.

EINSTEIN: (Ding!) Indeed you're right. But you lost, so
take them off.

<Aimee strips down removing her button-down shirt first, then her
training bra, and finally her panties.

EINSTEIN: Another beautifully naked girl. Okay, Janell, here's
the deal. You and Katherine are tied. So if you miss now, you
lose. If you're right, we'll go to a tiebreaker.

JANELL: Okay. No pressure.

EINSTEIN: I know...only your modesty is at stake. And maybe
your reputation. Spell inimitable.

JANELL: Say that again?

EINSTEIN: Inimitable.

JANELL: Inimitable....i-n-i-m-e-t-a-b-l-e. Inimitable.

EINSTEIN: (BZZZZ) I'm sorry, that's wrong. Take it all
off, Janell. Katherine's the winner! (Fanfare)

As the fanfare plays, Janell takes off all of her clothes.
Her little pussy sports a touch of blonde hair to match the
blonde on Janell's head.

EINSTEIN: And as the winner, Mikey D, what has Katherine won?

MIKEY D: Well, as you know, summer is almost here, and so we
managed to get from our friends at TripAdvisor a trip for four to
DisneyWorld for a week.

KATHERINE: Oh my God!

MIKEY D: We got you the best deal. All your meals are paid, as
well as your hotel, which is on Disney property. You can go
wherever you please with the park hopper passes. And everyone is
getting a promotional pack from us, including a crop-top t-shirt.
Tell everyone you were on "The Einstein Show".

EINSTEIN: How do you like that, Katherine?

KATHERINE: Oh, I'm just totally speechless. I never expected to
win such a great prize. Thank you.

EINSTEIN: Well thank you and the other girls for coming on down
and trying their luck at the spelling bee. How about a hand for
all the girls for sacrificing their modesty and dignity.

The crew applauds and a recorded applause file plays

EINSTEIN: We'll make sure to get take some pictures and put them
on the website. We need to get one more break in here. Back in
a flash!

--3:57--

EINSTEIN: Well, this was a fun hour, and it gets better. Ariel
Winter from ABC's Modern Family is coming in and she'll be
talking about her new spread in Playdate magazine. And
maybe some other fun things from the set. And then we have
another girl who wants to pose for Playdate. I don't
suppose Ariel could stay and watch. Anyway, all that's coming up
on "The Einstein Show" after the local news!

**********

--4:06--

EINSTEIN: Hey, kids! What time is it? (sounder: "It's
Einstein time!") That's right! And boy that last hour was
just.....it's a good thing I sit behind the board. Otherwise,
I'd have a hard time hiding a boner. Ariel Winter from Modern
Family is coming in any second now. She's in the latest
issue of Playdate magazine.

STACI DYLAN aka DYLAN: You had a hard time hiding a boner?

JAY HART: Damn! I was quite tempted to release my boner.

EINSTEIN: Wait, you were going to show us your pecker?

JAY: I guess that's not a good idea.

CHRIS COOPER: Nah, not really. At least not with us here. Now
if you were alone with the girls and their mothers......that'd be
another story.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, in case you missed it, we had four girls in here
for a spelling bee. Two of them were like ten years old. One
was twelve. And the winner was fourteen. And during the break
we took pictures. But that girl Katherine stripped and posed
naked with the other girls and with us. Especially Dylan.

DYLAN: I actually got my hands on those tits.
Oh...my....fucking God.....what a pair it is.

EINSTEIN: Oh yeah, Katherine's tits?

DYLAN: Fuck yeah. I mean they weren't the biggest. But they
were quite adequate and I loved her nipples. And surely you
noticed they all had nice asses. And if we weren't so busy, I'd
have loved to play with them.

EINSTEIN: Wow! Really?!

DYLAN: Oh, don't try and tell me you wouldn't do it.

EINSTEIN: Of course, I'm not going to tell you. Especially
after about hiding the boner.

DYLAN: Were you secretly playing with the boner?

EINSTEIN: Maybe I was.

DYLAN: Dammit! I knew it! I knew you were playing!

EINSTEIN: Weren't you holding back excitement from seeing so
much pussy?

DYLAN: Well, of course! I'm just glad I was able to relieve the
tension by feeling up Katherine. Looks like she's got a
delectable little pussy with a little brown bush.

EINSTEIN: Hopefully, she won't shave it.

DYLAN: Oh yeah, please don't shave it. Gives a woman some
character.

EINSTEIN: Character.

DYLAN: Sure as fuck beats having a bare pussy all the time.

EINSTEIN: Well, I love bare pussies like I like bushy pussies.

DYLAN: Okay.....I see your point.

VICKI HUBERT: Are you two done bickering?

DYLAN: Yeah!

VICKI: Oh good!

EINSTEIN: Mikey D, has Ariel arrived yet?

MIKE DANIELS aka MIKEY D: Not yet, boss. But her people tell me
she's on her way.

EINSTEIN: Well, last hour I felt I was out on the edge of
sanity. Out on "The Edge of Glory". It's Lady Gaga on "The
Einstein Show".

("The Edge of Glory" plays)

EINSTEIN: Lady Gaga on "The Einstein Show". Mikey D. just told
me off-air that Ariel is in the building and is on her way up
here. So we're going to take a break and get her set up. In the
meantime, you can call in and participate with us. The number is
1-855-EINSTEIN. 1-855-346-7834. We'll be back with Ariel Winter
of Modern Family after this. It's "The Einstein Show".

--4:18--

EINSTEIN: So Ariel's coming in a moment. She's played Alex
Dunphy for the last four years on ABC Television's Modern
Family and she's the latest celebrity to pose nude for
Playdate. Here she is! Ariel Winter!

Canned fanfare and applause as Ariel enters the studio. The
brown eyed redhead sports a pink sleeveless top with a couple of
buttons open and tied above her belly button. She's also wearing
very short denim shorts with frilly lace on the legs

EINSTEIN: Damn, Ariel! Forget just plain hot. You are
definitely smokin' today.

ARIEL WINTER: Thank you, Einstein. May I say what a great
pleasure to finally meet you.

EINSTEIN: Well, thank you, darlin'.

ARIEL: I'm a really big fan of the show. Jay and Chris always
crack me up. You've got the best radio staff I've worked with,
period.

EINSTEIN: Well, thank you from me and the rest of the crew. Now
can I explain to everyone just how hot she is. If you can't see
it on the internet....first off, Ariel is a pretty good height
for fifteen years old. You're how tall now?

ARIEL: Five-foot-four.

EINSTEIN: And it's like she not even 110 pounds. She's got a
pink blouse with no sleeves that's open almost to her tits. And
it's tied up above the navel. And she's got the shortest short
shorts I've ever seen. And actually she's got some like boyshort
panties that are hangin' out.

ARIEL: Yep!

EINSTEIN: So, the big news in your life besides doing the
Playdate spread is that you basically said you cut
yourself off from your mother, Chrystal.

ARIEL: Well, my fake mom was subjecting me to all sorts of
emotional abuse and shit. And I wasn't going to put up with it.
So, my older sister, Shanelle, who I refer to as my mister, takes
care of me.

EINSTEIN: Now you said that your sister is your mister.

ARIEL: Right. I mentioned on Twitter that a mister is a mother
and a sister at the same time to me. Shanelle's been my defacto
mom for a year while I've been battling Chrystal.

EINSTEIN: Now TMZ says or claims that you said your real mom is
dead to you.

ARIEL: I don't know if I'd go that far. But my mom gave me a
lot of shit, and I got sick and fucking tired of it. I told her
I wanted the fuck out, and I got out.

EINSTEIN: Any chance that you and Chrystal can make amends?

ARIEL: We'll see. But I know that's not why you wanted to see
me.

EINSTEIN: Of course not. I wanted to see you because....can you
get this on the camera? It's the latest issue of Playdate
magazine with Ariel Winter on the cover, looking quite fantastic
relaxing in lacy underwear and her arms covering her tits.

ARIEL: I know, it's one of those things. I'd rather have done a
full nude cover, but their distributors frown upon it.

EINSTEIN: I open it up and holy shit! How did you get to be so
fucking blessed with a bangin' body like that?

ARIEL: I guess it's good genes. That and, of course, I take
good care of myself. I have to with my working schedule. It
would look quite weird if one week I was skinny like this, and
the next I was like an elephant.

EINSTEIN: Well, yeah, that's what they said about me. So I
can't go ape shit crazy either.

ARIEL: I see! So there you go.

EINSTEIN: We're going to have more with Ariel Winter from
Modern Family in just a bit. But I'm wondering if I found
a prophetic song. From Taylor Swift, "We Are Never Ever Getting
Back Together" on "The Einstein Show".

("We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" plays)

EINSTEIN: We are never ever getting back together, and Ariel
Winter is in the studio. She's the celebrity pictorial in this
month's Playdate magazine. Can I ask how hard it is to do
one of these nude shoots?

ARIEL: I didn't worry about it because....well, look at
me....and look at the pictures.

EINSTEIN: Fucking gorgeous!

ARIEL: Fucking right! So, no, it really wasn't that hard for
me. I wanted to do more than they did.

EINSTEIN: Oh, what else?

ARIEL: Well, you know that the Playdate of the Month usually
either pees or has relations with somebody else.

EINSTEIN: You'd have done that, too?

ARIEL: Sure!

EINSTEIN: Even another girl?

ARIEL: Sure! Why not?! I mean I work with a gay guy.

EINSTEIN: That would be Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

ARIEL: Right....so...

DYLAN: Well, now you've got my attention.

EINSTEIN: Oh shit! And I'm up against a break. Come back after
a break for news and find out if these two do anything. Ariel
Winter on "The Einstein Show".

--4:34--

EINSTEIN: Well, I know you were getting caught up on the news.
Storms have been bad in the South in the last week. And I
understand there was another bad one today. Our thoughts and
hearts go out to the ravaged areas of the country. In here, we
have Ariel Winter of ABC's Modern Family where she plays
nerdy daughter, Alex Dunphy. But I tell you what, she's not a
fucking nerd today. She's absolute dynamite! Like I said
earlier, she's got this shirt that's open down to her breasts and
tied up abover her belly button.

DYLAN: Did I mention how perfect her belly button is?

EINSTEIN: And Dylan is sitting next to Ariel, trying to contain
herself. Good fucking luck, Dylan. Anyway, Ariel's in this
month edition of Playdate magazine, the June, 2013 issue.
I guess, technically, that's next month. But we all know they
come out a month ahead of time. Anyway, there's a part of the
pictorial where she's naked outside. Where the hell were you?

ARIEL: Well, we went on top of a parking garage. I guess that's
what you're looking at?

EINSTEIN: Yeah.

ARIEL: Yeah, well, it's right near their building. You know
they have that big ass skyscraper in Chicago. And there's a ten
story parking garage across the street from it. And that's where
we went to do some pictures and stuff.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, I wonder how many looked out the window and
thought 'Hey, that looks like that teenage chick in Modern
Family! What the fuck is she doing?'

ARIEL: I know, and it'd be like 'Holy fuck, she's getting
naked!'

EINSTEIN: (giggles) 'Damn! Hey, Ted, come check out this
naked chick!'.

ARIEL: I can just imagine it could have been like that.

EINSTEIN: And I'll bet Ted would have jacked off, too. Now,
Dylan's sitting on the big couch next to Ariel, either with her
hand going through Ariel's hair or sitting on Ariel's right
shoulder. Dylan, is she turning you on?

DYLAN: Oh, hell yeah!

ARIEL: I like how she feels.

EINSTEIN: Oh really?

JAY: Holy shit! Hey, Einstein, how about if Ariel touches
Dylan's boobs?

EINSTEIN: Touch Dylan's boobs?

JAY: Yeah!

EINSTEIN: I'm sure Ariel wouldn't have a problem. I'm thinking
Dylan wouldn't have a problem either But would Dylan's boobs
approve?

DYLAN: Well, there's only one way to find out.

Dylan take a hold of Ariel's left hand and rubs it over her
fabric covered breasts.

EINSTEIN: Wow! Dylan's getting felt up by Ariel Winter of
Modern Family. This is fucking great. 'Cause you know me
and Jay and Chris can't get away with this shit.

The two ladies smile and embrace.

CHRIS: Holy shit, Einstein. I think they're going for it.

EINSTEIN: You think they're going to do it right here?

JAY: Yeah, baby! Get it on, Dylan!
Ariel and Dylan french each other.

EINSTEIN: YES!

JAY: Woohoo! Get it on, baby!

CHRIS: Get her good, Ariel!

Ariel gets a hand loose and sticks it under Dylan's t-shirt.
She rubs Dylan's belly.

EINSTEIN: Holy shit, you see that? Ariel just shoved an arm up
Dylan's shirt.

CHRIS: Jay, what are you trying to do?

JAY: Trying to see her abs.

EINSTEIN: Hey, Ariel, can you pull Dylan's shirt up so Jay can
see her belly button? He's got that fetish thing going.

Ariel pulls Dylan's shirt up, but Dylan quickly pulls it back
down.

EINSTEIN: Did you see it, Jay.

JAY: Just barely, but Dylan's got one of those inbetweenies.

EINSTEIN: An inbetweenie?

JAY: Yeah, it's not an innie like Ariel's, or an outie like
Vicki's.

VICKI: Wait, have you seen my belly button before?

JAY: Yeah, when you trying to tuck in your blouse one time and
out it came.

VICKI: Oh, I see. So....did you like it?

JAY: Yeah. It's a nice outie.

VICKI: Oh thank you! And my mother thanks you, too.

EINSTEIN: We got a caller on the line......Doug in Texas, you're
on with Ariel Winter.

DOUG: Hi, Einstein! Hi, Ariel!

ARIEL: Hi, Doug!

DOUG: I love you on Modern Family.

ARIEL: Thank you!

DOUG: I was wondering how much longer you'd stay with the show.

ARIEL: Well, I'll be 18 in three years. By that time, we'll
have been on for seven years. Although, I can see it running a
year or two after that. I'd stay as long as they want me there
and as long as I do well in my studies.

DOUG: I wanted you to know that I got the magazine a couple of
days ago, and swear I can't put it down 'cause I love looking at
your pictures. You have such a beautiful body.

ARIEL: Aww...you're so sweet. So do you think about me?

DOUG: Do I think about you?

ARIEL: Yeah!

DOUG: Of course, and how I wish I could have your babies.

EINSTEIN: I think we all wish she could have our babies, Doug.

DOUG: I like the picture where she's laying on the roof of a
car.

ARIEL: Yeah, when we at the parking garage. They thought it was
be a crazy idea to put me on a roof of a car. So I laid on my
tummy, my ass in the air, and they took some pictures.

DOUG: I thought that was pretty sexy as well as ballsy. I
assume you all had that area locked down.

ARIEL: I think anyone could have come watched, but they didn't
come. So, I was lucky in that case.

EINSTEIN: We've got Ariel Winter for at least another few
minutes. Then Mikey D has a girl lined up for the next hour that
wants to try out for Playdate.

ARIEL: Oh really?

EINSTEIN: Yeah!

ARIEL: I wish I could stay and watch, but I have to run and get
dinner.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, but then you'd be like an elephant, right?

ARIEL: I don't think pizza or a burger could hurt me.

EINSTEIN: Anyway, we got to get a break in here. Back with more
of Ariel on "The Einstein Show" in a moment!

--4:51--

EINSTEIN: We've got a few more minutes with Ariel Winter from
Modern Family. So, the big thing as I understand is
someone dies this week.

ARIEL: Yeah, Grandma dies, and everyone's going to Florida and
causing havoc and shit. Aunt Gloria apparently has an
outstanding warrant that she's got to get out of.

EINSTEIN: (singing) Bad girl! Bad girl! Whatcha gonna
do?

ARIEL: (singing) Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

EINSTEIN: Well, hopefully, Aunt Gloria will stay out of trouble.
And so that's the season. So what do you plan to do this
summer?

ARIEL: Well, you know the shows were taped a couple of months
ago. I mean I go back into the studio in July and we start
taping the fifth season. So, if anything it's like a short
vacation. Although, where did you send that girl?

EINSTEIN: Yeah, we're sending her to DisneyWorld, which I think
is owned by your network.

ARIEL: Yeah, I wonder if I could surprise her. I was listening
to the show on the way in. She sounds like a riot.

EINSTEIN: Oh really?!

ARIEL: Really.

EINSTEIN: Ariel and what was her name?

MIKEY D: Katherine.

EINSTEIN: Ariel and Katherine getting it on at DisneyWorld.

ARIEL: Kinda getting wet just thinking about it.

JAY: Oh fuck yes!

CHRIS: That's what I'm talking about, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: You'd probably fucking do her, too.

ARIEL: Oh, I don't know if I'd do her, but we could raise some
hell down there.

EINSTEIN: Anyway, Ariel Winter from Modern Family, it was
great to see you, my love. Feel free to come on by anytime, I
had a blast with you.

ARIEL: Well, thank you, Einstein. I love you guys.

EINSTEIN: That's Ariel Winter. Don't forget to see Ariel in her
nude layout in Playdate magazine this month. It's on
newsstands now if you want to see her. Back with more in a bit.

--4:57--

EINSTEIN: Alright, coming up after the news, a twelve-year-old
wants to try out for Playdate magazine and she wants our
opinion of whether we think she could make it. We'll have
someone here from Playdate to check her out. That's
coming up after this break for the news on "The Einstein Show".

**********

--5:06--
EINSTEIN: Hey, kids! What time is it? (sounder: "It's
Einstein time!") That's right! And if you missed the first
two hours, you missed a lot. We had a spelling bee wom by a
fourteen-year-old girl.

VICKI HUBERT: Yeah, but weren't a lot of the words easy?

JAY HART: I didn't think so.

CHRIS COOPER: It looked hard because you know that one girl kept
missing.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, and she was one of the ones that got naked.

JAY: Well, Katherine was naked, too.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, but that was after it was over. And for all, I
know, maybe she was trying to impress Dylan.

STACI DYLAN aka DYLAN: Well, I did get to feel her boobs.

EINSTEIN: All the crazies are here: Jay Hart, Chris Cooper,
Vicki Hubert, and Dylan the Resident Lesbian. And then you
missed Ariel Winter of Modern Family. And she and Dylan
got into a little something on the couch over there.

DYLAN: Yeah, but you know I won't let you see my tummy.

EINSTEIN: Oh, that's why you pulled your shirt back down. Ariel
was trying to get it up so we could see.

DYLAN: It wouldn't do you any good, wouldn't it? I mean, you
don't get off on women who are lezzies, do you?

EINSTEIN: I don't. But some other guys might be that way.

JAY: Does anyone know why Dylan gets more action around here
than we do?

EINSTEIN: I don't know but I think I know how we can fix that.
We have a twelve-year-old girl coming in because she wants to be
in Playdate magazine. So, when Mikey D booked her, he
also got Rachel Mariano from Playdate to come in and
evaulate. So welcome, Rachel.

RACHEL MARIANO, PLAYDATE MAGAZINE: Thanks for letting us come
back.

EINSTEIN: Now, you've been here a couple of times. Your dad,
Ted, is the guy who founded and runs the magazine. I guess that
makes him the Hugh Hefner of the younger set.

RACHEL: Yep!

EINSTEIN: He's been here the last few times we've done
evaluations. I guess either one of you can come while the other
one watches the office with Mom?

RACHEL: Yeah. My mom own and runs the boys magazine for
Playdate Publications. So, she stays at the office in Chicago
and picks out the peckers.

EINSTEIN: Being the girl, but also being Ted's daughter, do you
work both sides?

RACHEL: Yeah, I'll get to test a couple of girls a month. I
work more with boys. You know, sucking their dicks and letting
them fuck me.

EINSTEIN: When you test girls, do you play with their pussies?

RACHEL: Yeah, I'll lick their pussies and try to put as many
fingers in there as I can. But with you, and Jay, and Chris, I
won't need to do that.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, because we're going to give her a workout.

JAY: Hell, yeah!

CHRIS: Bring her to Daddy!

DYLAN: Hey, Rachel, don't forget I'm here. I might wanna play
with her pussy.

RACHEL: You got a point.

EINSTEIN: Yeah, don't let the fact that she's a girl throw ya.
She's just as girl crazy as the rest of us.

DYLAN: Yeah, except you're the only one of us who's married.

EINSTEIN: So, my wife knows what I do. She knows girls come in
and take their clothes off. I already told you we were going to
The Clubhouse tonight.

JAY: Right.

EINSTEIN: And for those who don't live here, that's an underage
strip bar in New York City. So, once they reach eighteen, then
they have to go to Scores or The Bada Bing to keep stripping.
Anyway, we're about to ge way off track here. Mikey D, bring in
the girl.

Mikey D, the producer, brings in a twelve-year-old blue-eyed
brunette and her mother. She attends Catholic school and has on
her uniform, which is a white button shirt and a blue skirt.

MIKE DANIELS aka MIKEY D: Here she is!

EINSTEIN: Wow! Sexy Catholic school girl!

Mikey D pulls down the boom mike so we can hear them.

EINSTEIN: So what's your name?

MOLLY WARD: I'm Molly!

EINSTEIN: Well, Molly, it's nice to meet you.

MOLLY: Nice to meet you, Einstein. I'm a big fan.

EINSTEIN: Thank you. And I see you brought your mom in.

DONNA WARD: Hi, I'm Donna.

EINSTEIN: Donna, nice to meet you, too. You look smokin' hot as
well.

DONNA: Well, thank you.

EINSTEIN: Okay, so Rachel's here and she's got a camera. She's
going to take pictures, and we're going to put you through a
typical tryout for Playdate. So, is that okay with you?

MOLLY: Oh yeah! I mean, that's why we're here.

EINSTEIN: That's true. So, Rachel, if you will start with the
pictures.

Rachel gets up and starts taking pictures. Molly does various
poses.

EINSTEIN: Alright, how about unbuttoning your shirt all the way.
Let's see how it looks.

Molly starts at the bottom unbuttoning her shirt and goes all
the way up. She has a white bra on underneath.

JAY: Nice stomach!

CHRIS: Love the belly.

EINSTEIN: Wow, that looks like a great body there, Molly.
Rachel, what do you think so far?

RACHEL: So far, she's perfect. Okay, go ahead and take off the
blouse.

Molly removes her blouse as Rachel continues to take
pictures

EINSTEIN: Nice! So, Donna, she comes to you and says she wants
to do nudie magazines. What was your reaction?

DONNA: I didn't think it was a good idea. I still don't think
it's a good idea. But it's something she wants to try, so I'm
going to let her.

EINSTEIN: Has she always been like this?

DONNA: Well, she has older brothers who are Playdate
fans. She's always catching them looking at the pictures. In
fact, she saw the pictures of Ariel in the magazine.

EINSTEIN: Aha! And thought it might be worth a try.

DONNA: Yep.

EINSTEIN: Is she normally naked around the house?

DONNA: Oh, no. Never. Her dad and I would never stand for it.

RACHEL: Okay, slip off your skirt.

MOLLY: Okay.

Molly reaches behind and unzips her skirt. It falls to the
floor. She has white panties on to match her white bra.

EINSTEIN: Oh, beautiful! Outstanding.

JAY: She gets hotter as she keeps going.

EINSTEIN: You got that right. Anyway, I have to jump in here
because we got to take a break. We'll be back with more from
Rachel Mariano of Playdate and Molly trying out for the
magazine on "The Einstein Show".

--5:21--

EINSTEIN: Back with Rachel Mariano, who is one of the people
behind Playdate magazine, and Molly, a twelve-year-old who
wants to be in the magazine. Her mother, Donna, is here with
her. Now, Rachel, how many girls try out for Playdate?

RACHEL: We have about 5,000 submissions come in every year. And
we see about 800-1000 more on various casting calls around the
country.

EINSTEIN: So, in other words, plenty of girls are coming to see
you.

RACHEL: Oh, absolutely. I think you know we have more girls
than space allows for in the magazine. That's why we have our
Special Editions and the Cyber Club. Because we don't have room
for all of them. But those that make the magazine, or Special
Editions, or the Cyber Club can expect a fair amount of work and
good pay. Even if you never become a Playdate of the Month, you
can make a good living posing for us. And that's why the girls
do it.

EINSTEIN: And that's why Molly is here. Now for those of you
who aren't seeing this live, why aren't you? Like I said, she's
a brunette, shoulder length hair, beautiful blue eyes. You're
about how tall, Molly?

MOLLY: I don't know.

DONNA: She's about four-foot-seven.

EINSTEIN: So she's four-foot-seven and has a nice build. When
last we left her, she was wearing a white bra and panties.

RACHEL: We did. But I know there's something you'd love to see.

EINSTEIN: Oooh, might it be that ass?

RACHEL: I think Molly should turn around and show you that ass.

Molly turns around and shows her panty clad bottom for the
studio camera. Rachel takes some pictures of it.

RACHEL: Okay, Molly slowly pull it down past the ass and stop.
Don't pull it all the way down.

Molly slowly pulls down her panties down. Rachel takes
several pictures with varying amounts of skin and crack.

EINSTEIN: Oh, fuck! Check out that ass! Perfectly round
globes.

JAY: Aw, man! I wanna play! I wanna play!

EINSTEIN: Well, you're gonna have to wait. I mean this is going
in an orderly fashion. So just wait. Our turn is coming.

RACHEL: Okay, pull it up and face me again.

Molly pulls her underwear up and turns around to face
Rachel.

RACHEL: Hey, Einstein, would you like boobies or pussy next?

EINSTEIN: I think it's time to free the puppies.

DYLAN: I wanna see the puppies!

CHRIS: Me, too! Or is it me, three?

RACHEL: You heard them, Molly. Go ahead and take the bra off.

Molly reaches behind her and unclasps the bra. She brings the
straps forward and pulls the bra off, showing her A cup
breasts.

EINSTEIN: Now that's a good set of boobs.

JAY: Kinda small.

EINSTEIN: Maybe, but what kind of boobs did you have at twelve?
Huh?

JAY: None.

EINSTEIN: Exactly! See, you don't know what you're talking
about. Get plenty of the boobs, Rachel.

RACHEL: Oh, I sure am!

Rachel takes plenty of pictures of Molly's boobs.

EINSTEIN: We got to take a break for news. Many of you will get
an update on the Oklahoma tornados. It doesn't sound promising.
And we want to say our thoughts and hearts are with the people
there in the tornado ravaged areas. We're just getting started
with Molly. We'll be back after this on "The Einstein Show".

--5:34--

EINSTEIN: Back on "The Einstein Show". We have Rachel Mariano
from Playdate here along with her latest test subject,
Molly, who's twelve years old. And if you can see this on the
internet or on your phone, she's just in her white cotton
panties. But you know what I think, Rachel?

RACHEL: What's that?

EINSTEIN: I think it's time for them to come off. What do you
say?

RACHEL: Oh, I definitely say so, too. Go ahead and slip them
panties off.

MOLLY: Fully naked?

RACHEL: Fully naked.

DONNA: Oh boy.

Molly lowers her panties and steps out of them. There's a
tiny hint of brown pubic hair over her slit. Fanfare plays.

EINSTEIN: And Molly's now fully naked. I think you're going to
get some pictures from different angles there, Rachel?

RACHEL: Yep, she'll slowly turn around and we'll get some full
lengths and three-quarter lengths. You'll get to see her pussy
and her ass.

<Rachel continues to take pictures of Molly as Einstein and the
crew continue.

EINSTEIN: So, Donna, when was the last time you saw Molly naked.

DONNA: Probably when she was four or five and I gave her a bath.

EINSTEIN: Was she just this beautiful then.

DONNA: Oh yes!

EINSTEIN: I know you have reservations, but what do you think so
far?

DONNA: So far, it's okay.

EINSTEIN: So Molly is totally naked and Rachel is getting some
pictures in.

MOLLY: I need to pee.

RACHEL: Oh, don't worry, Molly. We got it covered. Einstein,
she says she needs to pee.

EINSTEIN: We got a little plastic see-through bucket she can
use. See, we come prepared. Jay, put that down in front of her.
Okay, Molly, squat down so that you're just above the opening.

MOLLY: Okay.

EINSTEIN: I think your all set. Rachel can you see everything
good?

DONNA: Wait, she's going to the bathroom there?

EINSTEIN: Yeah. Don't worry, Donna, it's okay. Besides it's
part of the test.

DONNA: Okay.

RACHEL: I got it. Go, Molly.

Mikey D. points a mike at the bucket. Molly pees and it can
clearly be heard on the broadcast.

EINSTEIN: Molly's taking a leak, right on our air. Donna's
covering her ears. I don't know why because it's a nice little
sound.

Molly finishes peeing.

EINSTEIN: Okay, which one of you wants to take the bucket.

MIKEY D: I'll get it, Einstein.

Mikey D picks up the bucket and leaves

EINSTEIN: Wonder if he'll smell it on the way there.

DYLAN: Yeah.

JAY: Yeah, because he can't get any himself.

EINSTEIN: What do you mean he can't get any? He works for me!
He can get it!

RACHEL: Okay, Molly, you'll need a partner for the next part.
Do you have a preference?

MOLLY: No.

RACHEL: Okay, which one of you guys would like to come over
here?

EINSTEIN: I think they both would. But I know it's Jay's turn.
I actually keep track of such things.

DONNA: What's he gonna do?

DYLAN: Actually, she's going to suck his dick.

DONNA: Oh my God! His big dick in my girl's small mouth.

DYLAN: I think she can get it all in.

Mikey D returns to watch.

RACHEL: Okay, Jay, go ahead and drop your pants and underwear.

Jay complies. His dick has become very hard over today's
events.

MOLLY: Oh wow! It's big!

JAY: Thank you!

RACHEL: Okay, Molly, what I want you to do is get on your knees,
grab a hold of his penis, and put it in your mouth.

DYLAN: Told ya!

Molly follows Rachel's request and puts Jay's penis in her
mouth. She begins to suck on it.

EINSTEIN: So Jay is now getting a blow job from Molly, right
here in the studio. What is Chris doing.

MIKEY D: He's getting a condom out.

EINSTEIN: Uh oh. I know where this is going.

DONNA: Should I ask?

DYLAN: It's probably better off that you didn't.

Chris takes his pants and underwear off, freeing his
seven-inch rod. He puts a condom on and manouevers Molly into a
doggy position.

EINSTEIN: This is getting crazy. It's about to be two on one.
Chris is about to stick it in from behind.

Chris slips his penis into Molly's vagina from behind and
begins pumping. Molly continues to suck on Jay's penis.

EINSTEIN: Like I said, now it's two on one. And the bad news is
I got to take a break. Back with more hedonism on "The Einstein
Show" after this.

--5:50--

EINSTEIN: Back on "The Einstein Show". It's kind of crazy in
here. Jay and Chris are still working on Molly. Rachel is still
taking pictures. And there's a horrified mother in here.

DONNA: Well, I can't believe they would do that to my daughter.

EINSTEIN: Well, again, it's all part of the test.

DONNA: Sounds really sick to me to make them have sex for a
shoot.

DYLAN: Well, are you upset because she's having sex with them,
or because you're not getting any.

DONNA: Both.

DYLAN: Oh then, come over here.

EINSTEIN: What are you two doing?

Dylan and Donna sit on the couch and start kissing.

EINSTEIN: Wow! I think I've lost control of the studio. I also
feel like I'm the only one not gettin' any.

VICKI: Well, I ain't gettin' any either.

MIKEY D: And I'm not getting any.

Dylan pushes Donna on the couch. Jay and Chris switch places.
Chris is now getting his dick sucked and Jay is working Molly
doggystyle.

VICKI: This is just unreal. What the fuck is going on in here?

EINSTEIN: Must be a full moon. Gotta be a full moon.

VICKI: Not at fucking six o'clock.

MIKEY D: Well, Einstein, how many girls have we had in today?

EINSTEIN: We had five naked girls.

MIKEY D: There's the answer. With all the sexual tension built
up, it was released rigt near the end of the show.

Dylan reaches inside Donna's skirt and pulls off her
underwear. She puts her head inside and starts licking the
woman's pussy.

EINSTEIN: Holy shit, there goes Dylan. She's getting herself
some pussy from Molly's mom. I got to take a break and try and
get control in here. Back with more on "The Einstein Show".

--5:57--

EINSTEIN: Back with the last few minutes of "The Einstein Show".
Things have finally calmed down in here. Rachel Mariano took
many pictures of the sexual melee. First off, is that the
craziest thing you've ever seen.

RACHEL: Certainly one of the craziest things I've ever seen.

EINSTEIN: We thank you for coming in. Molly, I hope the
pictures turn out well. I'm pretty sure they will. I think
we'll see you as a regular Playdate model soon.

MOLLY: Thanks, Einstein!

EINSTEIN: And Donna, I gotta apologize for Dylan the Resident
Lesbian.

DONNA: Oh you don't need to. She was great.

EINSTEIN: Thank you for bringing Molly and coming in. It's
really not usually like this. For Chris, Jay, Dylan, Vicki, and
Mikey D, it's Einstein. We gotta go. Have a great evening.
We'll see you again tomorrow!