Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Although factual elements are used in the following story, it is a complete work of fiction. It also contains situations involving nudity and sexual situations with children. If you are underage or if this offends you, then don't read. "The Einstein Show" CAST: Einstein Staci Dylan (aka Dylan) Liza Franklin Jay Hart Chris Cooper Mike Daniels (Mikey D.) GUESTS: Rick Dennison - a sixteen-year-old Playdate photographer who helped launch his sister, Megan, into porn. Megan Nicole Dennison - Just turned thirteen a few weeks ago. Megan is a kiddie porn star who, primarily, works for her mother. She also makes guest appearances in other porn stars' films. Melissa Dennison - Megan and Rick's mom who assists Rick with his shoots, and produces much of Megan's videos. Kristi Pruitt - The ten-year-old unlikely girlfriend of Rick. He discovered her four years ago through his algebra teacher, Mr. Gallemore. --3:00- MEGAN NICOLE (voiceover): "Hey, kids, what time is it? (kids shouting 'It's Einstein time!') That's right!" EINSTEIN: Damn fucking right! And guess what? DYLAN: Ooh! What is it?! EINSTEIN: It's spring break in Ohio this week. JAY: Okay, so....... EINSTEIN: Jay, where the fuck is your head? JAY: Right here. EINSTEIN: What porn star do we know from Ohio? JAY: Oh, Megan Nicole! EINSTEIN: You know it's three o'clock and finally he's starting to wake up. Of course, it's Megan Nicole! CHRIS: I was wondering when he was going to figure that out. EINSTEIN: And she's here with her brother, Rick Dennison, who is a top photographer for Playdate Magazine. MIKEY D.: And their mom, Melissa, will be joining us. There's also another girl with them. EINSTEIN: Must be a friend of Megan's. Maybe she and Megan have done each other on video. DYLAN: Oooh! You got my attention! MIKEY D.: And might I say, she's pretty young and pretty damn hot! EINSTEIN: Well, holy shit! Megan and Rick are coming up after Rachel Platten stands by you on "The Einstein Show ". ("Stand By You" by Rachel Platten plays.) That's Rachel Platten with her latest hit, "Stand By You", on "The Einstein Show". The whole crew is in today. Dylan and Liza, the resident lesbians are here, along with Jay and Chris. And making their way into our studio right now....at just thirteen years old, and four years in the business, she has become one of the most sought after kiddie porn stars in America. She's been in fifteen porn films playing with the likes of Tiffany Romano, Katrina Jay, and Powers Austin. And here she is....Megan Nicole!" (Fanfare plays as Megan, Rick, Melissa, and Kristi enter the studio.) Wow! I love that outfit, Megan! MEGAN NICOLE: Thanks, Einstein! You know I wore it just for you. EINSTEIN: She's got this hot little bikini top and shorts on. And a fucking sexy belly button. She's actually got a little belly piercing now. (The guests sit on the couch.) MEGAN: Yeah, I got it a couple weeks ago for my birthday. Mom got one, too. You like it, Einstein? EINSTEIN: I really like it. I like it pretty simple. It's just a little ring in the top of her belly. Maybe Mom will show hers later. And next to her is her brother, Rick Dennison, from "Playdate". What's up, brother? RICK DENNISON: Just enjoying my week off with my family, and getting to come visit you and the crazy cast. EINSTEIN: And I see you have a young lady sitting next to you. RICK: Well, this is going to sound crazy. But this is my girlfriend of two years, Kristi Pruitt. KRISTI PRUITT: Hi, Einstein, nice to finally meet you. My mom and I love listening to you on the radio. EINSTEIN: Well, it's nice to meet you, darling Kristi. Can I ask you how old you are? KRISTI: I'm ten years old. EINSTEIN: Wait....your ten years old? But Rick just said you've been his girlfriend for two years. KRISTI: Yeah! We've been going steady for two years. I met Rick when I was six. EINSTEIN: Six years old?! Rick, you were how old when you met Kristi? RICK: Well, I was twelve. I'm sixteen now. EINSTEIN: Well, this is something we have to talk about. But I have to mention that Kristi is wearing a crop top and showing belly. And, damn, does she look sexy hot. Finally, Megan and Rick's mom, Melissa is here. MELISSA: Hey, Einstein! Great to finally meet you! We love the show! We love the crew. EINSTEIN: Well, thank you all for being here! Megan has many fans on our staff, and I'll bet a shitload of our listeners love Megan, as well. Megan Nicole is here. And if you want to talk to Megan, call us right now at 1-855-EINSTEIN. That's 1-855-346-7834. Call right now. And we'll be back with Megan Nicole, porn star extraordinaire, in just a moment. More of "The Einstein Show" after this. --3:17- EINSTEIN: Thank you for coming to New York all the way from Ohio. Was it a long trip? MELISSA: Not really. We stopped in Allentown on the way in. They have a nice Holiday Inn there with a rooftop pool. EINSTEIN: Oh really? MELISSA: Oh yeah. We were up there in our bikinis, and Rick in his swim trunks. EINSTEIN: And did they seem bothered by Rick and Kristi being together? MELISSA: Oh no! They pretty much pass for brother and sister. They thought it was precious. EINSTEIN: Okay, so who wants to explain how you all got to where you are? RICK: Well, since it started with me, I guess I should. There's a convenience store near our house. And they sell food, drinks, and magazines. All the usual stuff. And they also sell Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, and Barely Legal. I was going into the store to buy some of those. Well, of course, I was only twelve, so there's no way in hell they're letting me buy them. But one of the guys at the store took me to a back room where they kept all of the kiddie porn mags. EINSTEIN: And you found...... RICK: A ton of naked little girls and some more having sex with boys. I bought "Kids-R-Kids" and "Little Angels" that day, and took them home. I sneak into my room and start taking all the skin in. While I'm doing that, guess who comes in? EINSTEIN: Would that be Megan? MEGAN: Yeah! EINSTEIN: So after you come in, what do you do? MEGAN: Well, I thought I caught him reading Playboy again. But then I see a young girl, about my age, getting naked. Needless to say, my interest is piqued. So I asked to see a magazine, and he let me look at "Kids-R-Kids". Obviously, I loved it. Then I suggested to him that he take pictures of me and send them in. EINSTEIN: I see! And your mom has no idea. MELISSA: No, I didn't. RICK: So my dad had given me a camera for Christmas. I got it out, and Megan and I went to her room. She starts taking her clothes off, and I get really excited. EINSTEIN: So, Megan, you were eight when this happens. MEGAN: Yeah, I did it when I was eight, almost nine. And Rick did a spectacular job, as you know. I made the cover of the March, 2012 "Kids-R-Kids". EINSTEIN: And they must have paid you pretty well, Rick. RICK: Five hundred bucks! So when the magazine came, I called Megan into the room so she could see them. MEGAN: I was so surprised and happy! RICK: As well as me. EINSTEIN: I gotta tell you, it's a great story so far. I do have to take a break here. But the story is getting good. You'll want to stay tuned. I do want to tell you about what you'll find in the latest issue of "Playdate". "Fuller House" actress Ashley Liao is the latest celebrity to get naked. Check out this hot Asian as she gets down, dirty, and nasty. Plus Miss April, 2016 from Wyoming takes you on a trip around her family's ranch. And check out the "Girls of Spring Break", swimming, sunning, fucking, and having a hell of a good time. That and a lot more in the current issue of "Playdate" magazine. Pick it up at your favorite bookstore or convenience store. Or you can call and subscribe at 1-855-LUV-2-PLAY. And don't forget to check them out on the Internet at playdatemag.com. --3:26- EINSTEIN: Porn star Megan Nicole, and Playdate photographer Rick Dennison are here with their family today on "The Einstein Show". And they are explaining just how Megan got into porn, and how, at age thirteen, Rick snagged a prestigious job with Playdate. More with Megan and Rick after this. --3:30- EINSTEIN: Back with more of "The Einstein Show". And today we have mega kiddie porn star Megan Nicole, and her brother, Rick Dennison, a Playdate photographer. Before the break, Rick, you mentioned that Megan posed nude for you. The check and the magazine come. You and Megan check out the magazine. And then.... RICK: And that's when Mom caught us. DYLAN: Uh oh! Got caught by Mom. MELISSA: Yep! That's when I found out what happened. They kept it a secret for about three weeks. EINSTEIN: So, you find out about it. What were you thinking? MELISSA: Wondering why Megan would be reading Playboy. But as I get closer, I saw it wasn't Playboy. Rick hands me the magazine, and I see Megan on the cover. I'm thinking 'Oh my God! My little girl is in a nudie magazine?!' But I flip through it and see Megan's pictorial. Now I'm thinking, 'Damn, she's hot!', forgetting for a second that she's my daughter. As I look through it, I'm just taken by her beauty and how sexy she looked. It was then I explained the story about their dad. He subscribed to "American MILF", which encouraged readers to submit naked pictures of their women. RICK: That was when I said that I took the pictures of Megan. EINSTEIN: So, Melissa, you were probably surprised by that. MELISSA: Very surprised. And I asked to see the pictures he took. LIZA FRANKLIN: What did you think of them? MELISSA: Oh my God! I had to relieve myself right here. I had to sneak a hand under my skirt and my panties and masturbate. DYLAN: Holy shit! MELISSA: Sorry! I just had to. Anyway, I asked Rick if he would take pictures of me and send them into "American MILF" JAY: Damn! I'll bet he loved doing it, too. EINSTEIN: Now, Melissa, I don't want to offend you, but how old were you when you posed for Rick. MELISSA: I was thirty-five at the time. I'll be forty in September. EINSTEIN: Well, damn, you're smoking hot for someone who's almost forty! MELISSA: Thank you. RICK: So Mom poses for me. And while that's happening, Megan is slowly taking her clothes off and masturbating. DYLAN: She loves girls, too! EINSTEIN: Megan, how many girls have you played with? MEGAN: Several. I definitely do pussies, too. RICK: And what happens is, after Mom takes it all off, she and Megan pose naked together. EINSTEIN: YES! MELISSA: Yeah. We loved doing that for "Mommy & Me". EINSTEIN: So did you get paid for those? RICK: Yeah, and that was the beginning. Katrina Jay posed next, at Megan's suggestion. Then, one of my friends introduced me to Katie Anderson. EINSTEIN: You discovered Katie as well. RICK: I did, and she helped find some other girls. After Katie, I get a call from my algebra teacher. EINSTEIN: Your algebra teacher? RICK: Strange but true. My algebra teacher called and asked if I would get his granddaughter in one of his favorite magazines. And that's where Kristi fits in. EINSTEIN: So, that's how you met Kristi. KRISTI: Yeah! I got naked for him a couple of times. EINSTEIN: A couple of times?! KRISTI: Yeah! The first time I just took my clothes off. Actually, Melissa took the pictures the second time because......I fucked Rick. EINSTEIN: You put your prick in that little girl, Rick? RICK: Actually, she wanted the prick. EINSTEIN: Really? At six years old? KRISTI: Well, my parents and grandparents were fans of several magazines. I got a hold of some of them, and wanted to be in them. One of them had fucking, so I wanted to fuck Rick. And that's how we met. Rick and I would meet every so often and go to a movie or dinner. After two years of doing that, Rick took me as his girlfriend. EINSTEIN: And what normally happens now that you're his girlfriend? KRISTI: I go to his house one weekend a month, and he comes to my house every couple of weeks. RICK: And we watch movies, go to dinner, and fuck like rabbits at night. EINSTEIN: So when Rick goes on assignment, do you normally go with him? KRISTI: He works a week over Christmas. We're in town to visit you, but we're on the way to Boston for a casting call. And then, he's on the road a lot over the summer. And his mom or my mom are with us. EINSTEIN: Wow! So, you two are pretty close. KRISTI: Yeah. EINSTEIN: We're gonna have more with Megan Nicole and Rick Dennison on "The Einstein Show" in just a moment. Stay right there. --3:41- EINSTEIN: We're back on "The Einstein Show" with porn star Megan Nicole, her brother, Rick Dennison from Playdate magazine, his girlfriend Kristi Pruitt, and Megan and Rick's mom, Melissa Dennison. Megan, you've been in porn now for four years. MEGAN: Yeah. It happened by accident. Mom, Rick, and I went to L.A. so that Rick could see Schoolhouse. They wanted him to do video. He wanted to stay in photography. But while we were there, one of the casting agents saw my pics, and had me work with a couple of teens. EINSTEIN: And you passed with flying colors. And you must have loved it. MEGAN: Hell, yeah! Fifteen films, and twenty-eight dicks later. EINSTEIN: And, Rick, how did you get the attention of Playdate? RICK: One of their photographers was retiring and needed to replace him. I sent several pictures of my work with an application. Since they didn't ask for a birthdate, they had no idea that I was thirteen. Only when they met me did they figure it out. They hired me anyway. And I keep proving them right. I found three Playdates and the current Playdate of the Year, Stephanie Marie. EINSTEIN: That's a pretty damn good record. RICK: And they just hired Kristi as a Playdate Special Editions model. EINSTEIN: Wow! You mean that little girl right there is a Playdate model?! RICK: Yep! EINSTEIN: There are several people on the line wanting to say hi and ask a few questions. Jillian in Illinois, you're on "The Einstein Show". JILLIAN: Thanks, Einstein! Love the show! Love everybody there. EINSTEIN: Well, thank you, Jillian. JILLIAN: I am sixteen years old. But my younger sister, Jasmine, is interested in being a Playdate model. RICK: How old is Jasmine? JILLIAN: She's eleven. RICK: Oh, good! That's perfect! You're in Illinois? JILLIAN: Yes, we're in southern Illinois. RICK: Well, here's what we can do. We'll be happy to meet you in another city, maybe Louisville, and do a shoot. Otherwise, it'll be late May before we can meet. MELISSA: My suggestion would be to call Playdate in Chicago, and have them connect you to Rick. His office is there, even though he works out of Cincinnati. They can put you in touch. EINSTEIN: Good idea. Jillian, can you describe what Jasmine looks like? JILLIAN: Well, she has black hair and brown eyes. She's just short of five feet and ninety five pounds. Her buds are developing into small breasts. EINSTEIN: Sounds like a fine girl to me, Rick. What do you think? RICK: I think I'd like to check her out. EINSTEIN: Now, Kristi, do you go with Rick on these, too. KRISTI: Yeah. We wouldn't have it any other way. He gets worked up seeing the girls strip. Then I get the action when he's done. EINSTEIN: Lucky bastard. (Everyone laughs) Jillian, I wish Jasmine good luck in trying to score a Playdate gig. You said you're sixteen. Have you thought about posing nude yourself? JILLIAN: I haven't. Do you think I could? MELISSA: Jillian, since Rick works for Playdate, I do a fair amount of nude photography for Schoolhouse. I would love to meet with you and Jasmine. JILLIAN: Thank you, Melissa! I'll call Playdate next week! EINSTEIN: Thanks for calling us, Jillian! JILLIAN: Thanks, Einstein! Love you! EINSTEIN: We love you, too. Allyson in Massachusetts, you're on with Megan and Rick. ALLYSON: Hey, Einstein! EINSTEIN: Hey, Allyson! What's up? ALLYSON: Well, I wanted to ask if they knew of a good casting agent. MELISSA: Hi, Allyson. Are you interested in doing porn? ALLYSON: Yeah! MELISSA: Okay! That's good! Have you acted before? ALLYSON: No. MELISSA: That's okay if haven't. I am Megan's agent and I have produced some of her movies. I can help you with just about everything. MIKEY D.: Melissa, is it okay if I give her your number? MELISSA: Yeah. EINSTEIN: Allyson, are you planning to go to the casting call in Boston this week? ALLYSON: I don't know. I'm trying to convince mom to let me go. RICK: Well, you sound like a sweet girl. I hope we get to see you in Boston. ALLYSON: Thanks, Rick! EINSTEIN: Thanks for calling, Allyson. I swear we're always getting calls about how to get into porn. DYLAN: I think that's our obligatory 'I wanna get into porn' call for the week. EINSTEIN: Let's get one more call before the break. Carson in Florida, you're on "The Einstein Show". CARSON: Hi, Einstein. I was wondering who was Megan Nicole's favorite fuck is. MEGAN: My favorite fuck, huh? I'd say Powers Austin and his huge "goldmember" cock. EINSTEIN: Melissa, have you ever done it on film? MELISSA: I've done my fair share of on-screen fucks. EINSTEIN: Do you have a favorite young fuck? MELISSA: Wyatt Cox in "Holiday Sin". He played a friend of my son, played by Kyle Andrews. I seduced him and took his clothes off. And, God, I loved doing that. I sucked his cock and stuffed it in my muffin. Felt really great! EINSTEIN: More coming up with Megan and Rick. But I want to tell you about Emily's Chest. This is the place to get your young daughter their favorite panties as well as their first bra. And all in a judgment free zone. Bras and panties from Laurie Terry, thirteen, and Wild Horse are all on sale this week. Plus, get your gels and lotions right in the store. To find the closest store, call 1-844-4EMILYS or go online right now to emilyschest.com. Back in a moment. --3:52- EINSTEIN: We're back with Megan Nicole, Rick Dennison, Kristi Pruitt, and Melissa Dennison. Let's go back to the phones. Tanner in Oklahoma, you're on "The Einstein Show". TANNER: Hey, Einstein, I've been watching the show on the Internet today. EINSTEIN: Awesome, Tanner! By the way, I want to mention that you can become an Einstein 24/7 member for just $7.95 a month or $84.95 a year to see all of the action live or see previous shows anytime. And what did you want to ask, Tanner? TANNER: Well, I see Megan's awesome body. I don't want to offend Kristi or Melissa, but would they take their shirts off? MELISSA: Now, Tanner, you're how old? TANNER: I'm fifteen, ma'am. MELISSA: Fifteen and very well mannered. I can tell. Well, Tanner, I'm not offended at all. I'm quite surprised, though, that someone would want to see my tummy. TANNER: I saw you in "Holiday Sin" and pretended I was Wyatt. MELISSA: And you loved my body then? TANNER: Yes, ma'am, I did. (Melissa stands up and unbuttons her blouse, revealing her jewel belly piercing.) DYLAN: Mom is pierced, too? MEGAN: Yeah, remember I said she got the same time as me? MELISSA: You loving this, Tanner? TANNER: Yes, ma'am! Love your belly. (Melissa finishes unbuttoning her blouse. She pulls back the blouse to show her bra clad breasts.) MELISSA: You want to see these, too? TANNER: Oh my God! Yes, ma'am. MEGAN: Kristi, go ahead and do it. (Kristi pulls her shirt off, revealing her full chest and belly. Melissa slips her blouse off. Megan gets up from the couch and helps her mom remove her bra.) EINSTEIN: Holy mother of shit! Kristi and Melissa are both topless. Melissa, that is a good set of hooters. MELISSA: Thanks, Einstein. EINSTEIN: We are going to have more of Megan, Rick, Kristi, and Melissa next hour when "The Einstein Show" continues. --4:00- MEGAN NICOLE (voiceover): Hey, kids! What time is it?! (kids shouting " It's Einstein time") That's right! EINSTEIN: Now, Megan, do you want to explain what happened during the break? MEGAN NICOLE (live): Well, you know Mom and Kristi took their shirts off. You'll be pleased to know I have my bikini top off. EINSTEIN: And, damn, she's got some nice small boobs! Just imagine when they get bigger! MEGAN: Yeah, I'll have big boobs like Mom's. And then, ladies, if you like strong, sexy guys with hot abs, Kristi took Rick's shirt off, too. So, we're all topless. MELISSA DENNISON: Well, Kristi's also got a hand down Rick's pants now. KRISTI PRUITT: Yeah, right on his nice rock hard cock. EINSTEIN: So kiddie porn star Megan Nicole is here, along with her brother, Rick Dennison. He's a top Playdate photographer at just sixteen years old. Then, next to him, is his girlfriend, Kristi Pruitt, who you'll be seeing more of. We found out that she's now a Playdate model. And Megan and Rick's mom, Melissa Dennison is right here, too. And, as Megan just said, they're all topless. STACI DYLAN (DYLAN): Those ladies look rather delectable. MELISSA: Well, thank you. LIZA FRANKLIN: I'm rather partial to Kristi's bare front. KRISTI: Thanks, Liza! EINSTEIN: Call in right now! 1-855-EINSTEIN. That's 1-855-346-7834. Here's a classic from Nelly Furtado. It's "Promiscuous" on "The Einstein Show". ("Promiscuous" plays) Nelly Furtado getting "Promiscuous" on "The Einstein Show". Megan Nicole is here. You said last hour that Powers Austin was your favorite fuck. Do you have a favorite film? MEGAN: Well, not really a favorite film. But you know my mom produces some of my films, and she likes finding a "neighbor friend" I can fuck. And if she doesn't fuck them on film, she'll fuck them behind the scenes. EINSTEIN: Damn! And everyone else thinks we're nuts for screwing young girls. MELISSA: Well, I favor teens. But I have sucked some pretty young dicks, too. Megan loves the young pups I bring in. EINSTEIN: She does? MEGAN: Fuck yeah! I don't mind the small dicks since they easily fit inside. But I've started taking in some big cocks, too. EINSTEIN: Oh, what big dicks have you had? MEGAN: Well, I visited Bailey Family Entertainment last summer, and I fucked Matt and Terry. Then they let me fuck an older guy, Jim. EINSTEIN: Damn! Those are lucky guys! I gotta take a break here. Give them a call right now. at 1-855-EINSTEIN. That's 1-855-346-7834. And I have big news for our West Coast fans. The Clubhouse is now open in San Francisco. See the hottest loli dancers this side of the Mississippi. And if you're lucky, you might get to know one of them intimately. They're now open Fridays through Sundays in San Francisco, as well as Thursdays through Sundays here in New York City. That's The Clubhouse. More with Megan and the crew in a moment on "The Einstein Show" after this. --4:13- EINSTEIN: Back on "The Einstein Show" with Megan Nicole and Rick Dennison. She is, of course, a top kiddie porn star. He is the young Playdate photographer. And they have with them Rick's girlfriend, Kristi, and mom, Melissa. Let's go back to the phones. Eric in Ohio, you're on with Megan Nicole MEGAN: Oh, someone from our home state! ERIC: Yeah! Hi, everyone! I was wondering what Megan has in the pipeline. MEGAN: Mom, can I mention it? MELISSA: Sure, honey. MEGAN: Mom and I are working on a new website that we're going to run ourselves. Anyway, we both get naughty on it. We get to get naked, fuck, piss, and even do some watersports. EINSTEIN: Oh, really?! MEGAN: Yeah! Mom and I brought in some dads and their sons, and we had fun fucking them, and pissing on them. ERIC: Oh, awesome! Is there a way my son and I can come see you? MELISSA: Sure! How old is your son? ERIC: He just turned fourteen. MEGAN: Sounds perfect to me, Mom. MELISSA: Does to me, too. Where in Ohio are you, Eric? ERIC: We're in Chillicothe. MELISSA: So you're not very far at all. We're very interested in checking you both out. EINSTEIN: Way to go, Eric! You want to meet them? ERIC: Would love to, Einstein! MIKEY D: Eric, stay on the line and I'll give you their number. ERIC: Thanks, ladies. I look forward to meeting you. MELISSA: Thanks for calling in, Eric. MEGAN: Can't wait to meet you. ERIC: Can't wait to meet you, Megan. EINSTEIN: Eric, hang on and Mikey D. will give you their your information. So, you mentioned the stuff you do. But is it one on one, or threesomes, or fucking orgies? MELISSA: All of them. I'll take on a father and son, or Megan will. We've had strip games with friends. We're very open and loose with what we do on the weekends. EINSTEIN: Do tell us the website. MEGAN: It's meganandmelissa.com. We wanted to call it meganmelissa, but it was already taken. EINSTEIN: I see! So go check out meganandmelissa.com and see what the ladies have done. Amy from California, you're on "The Einstein Show". AMY: Hey, Megan! Hey, Melissa! MEGAN: Amy, how are you doing, cutie?! AMY: Doing great! Erin and I look forward to seeing you this summer. MELISSA: We look forward to going there and seeing you. EINSTEIN: So, you know Amy? MELISSA: Yeah, we've known them for three years. We love going out there and spending the week au naturel. Kristi went with us last year. EINSTEIN: Oh, and how was it, Kristi? KRISTI: Pretty awesome! They got a mall and some amusement parks. We even went to one of those discount superstores, and like there were a bunch of naked people. My mom wants to go this year. EINSTEIN: Oh, your mom wants in on the action. KRISTI: Yeah. EINSTEIN: Hey, Amy, do you live in Edenton? AMY: I do! You've heard of it? EINSTEIN: I know people who have been there and loved it. Like they didnt want to leave. It was the most fun they ever had. They go there for a week, and not worry about clothes or morals. AMY: I'm friends with the Texas Belles. EINSTEIN: Oh, you know them? AMY: Yeah, last year they stayed at Dena's house. I've known her since second grade. Dena has a sister, Sandra. EINSTEIN: Yep, I remember her. I fucked her last summer on the show. Sexy...totally sexy body. Great to hear from you, Amy. AMY: Bye, Einstein! Bye, ladies! MELISSA: Bye, Amy! Love you! EINSTEIN: Alright, I have to take a break. We'll be back with Megan , Rick, Kristi, and Melissa in a moment on "The Einstein Show". --4:24- EINSTEIN: Back with porn star Megan Nicole. She's sitting on our couch topless, along with her brother, Rick, his girlfriend, Kristi, and mom, Melissa. We've had a lot of fun today with you all. MEGAN: Thanks for having us, Einstein. EINSTEIN: No problem at all. Remember you can now find Megan Nicole on the internet at... MEGAN: meganandmelissa. com. EINSTEIN: And Kristi is now a Playdate model. Do you know when she'll be in the magazine? RICK: I shot her first Playdate pictorial on Saturday for the "Girls of Summer" issue. Should be out around July. EINSTEIN: So you have to wait awhile. RICK: Yeah, but if you see Kristi now, you know it'll be worth the wait. KRISTI: I wished I didn't have to wait for it. But it'll be great. We did it at a friend's pool. EINSTEIN: They didn't screw you? KRISTI: No, but they got to watch me naked. EINSTEIN: We'll look forward to that. And Melissa Dennison, you have been a delight. Come back soon! MELISSA: We will! EINSTEIN: Coming up, four girls put their modesty on the line on Einstein's favorite trivia game, "Strip Poker". The fun starts after the break. Give Megan, Rick, Kristi, and Melissa a big hand. More of "The Einstein Show" after this.