(Although some true elements appear in the following story, it is a work
of fiction. It contains sexual situations involving children. It is not
suitable for any reader under 18 years of age.) 

--5:00--

(Bailee Madison sounder: "Hey, kids, what time is it? [IT'S EINSTEIN
TIME!] That's right!") 

Einstein: Welcome back, everyone! If you've been listening today, you
know that Dylan and Liza have been looking forward to our next guest. You
may have seen her in a movie or two. She's been in "Unfinished Business",
but may be best known as the fucking cute spokesgirl for Joss & Main. Now,
she's one of the youngest celebrity girls to ever be in "Playdate".

Dylan: God, I love this girl. Like you said, she's fucking cute. And,
damn, she's so young.

Einstein: You like them young don't ya?

Liza: You're just now figuring that out? We've been to how many
parties?

Einstein: A few that I know of. I remember the first one from two years
ago at Sarah and Lisa's, and I recall that was over the top crazy.

Liza: But I said it was an accident.

Einstein: I know. But it doesn't change the crazy factor.

Jay: Any chance she'll get naked for us?

Dylan: Is that all you think about? Cute little girls getting naked?

Jay: What do you mean? You know you want it, too.

Einstein: Calm down, everyone. I don't expect her to get naked, but
maybe she'll take her shirt off or something. But here's Rachel Platten
with her "Fight Song". 

("Fight Song" by Rachel Platten plays) 

Einstein: Rachel Platten on The Einstein Show. So Mikey D stepped out
of the studio for a second. He went to the green room to get our next
guest, Joss " Main spokesgirl, and now in "Playdate", Alyssa Mae Walsh. 
The lesbians can't wait to meet her.

Vicki: You make it sound so bad, Einstein.

Liza: We promise to behave.

Dylan: We promise. Pinky swear. 

Mikey D: (enters the studio) Einstein, she's outside the studio. 

Einstein: Well, let her in, Mikey D. (Mikey D opens the door and lets
Alyssa in. Einstein plays a fanfare for her.) And here she is, the goddess
of Joss & Main, actress Alyssa Mae Walsh. (Alyssa sits on the couch.) How
are you?

Alyssa: I'm great. How are you, Einstein?

Einstein: I'm great, too. Have you met Dylan and Liza? They seem to be
your biggest fans at the moment. I've been having trouble keeping them
controlled.

Alyssa: That's what Mikey told me.

Einstein: Did he tell you how wild they are in real life?

Alyssa: Nooo.

Einstein: Oh, they're pretty wild. But being around actors, you've
probably seen some crazy stuff.

Alyssa: Without a doubt.

Einstein: First off, how old are you?

Alyssa: Eight.

Einstein: Eight? That's all? Damn! No wonder Dylan and Liza are nuts
for you.

Alyssa: They like young girls?

Dylan: Yeah. You should come to a party with us sometime. You'd have a
lot of fun.

Einstein: Parties that come with a warning label. Anyway, so tell us
about yourself. We don't know a whole lot other than you've done some
movies, and the Joss & Main ad from last year. And I can tell you're still
losing teeth. She's got a couple of gaps.

Alyssa: Welllll, I was in " Unfinished Business" and "Labor Day" in
small roles, of course. I mean I was four when I did " Unfinished
Business". I'm still waiting for the big break.

Einstein: Well, it seems your big break was that Joss & Main ad. Seems
like everyone has seen it.

Alyssa: That's what I've heard. Many of my friends have seen it and
they love it.

Einstein: And now you've done a pictorial for our good friends at
"Playdate". Now, you've had some small parts in movies. What made you
decide to just take your clothes off and pose for "Playdate"? Do you think
it might jump start a real career in movies and television?

Alyssa: Well, my mom said my agent thought it might be a good way to get
attention for future projects. I mean he says that it might help get my
name out there to producers.

Dylan: So, who did your pictures?

Alyssa: Rachel did the photography. She made me feel at ease.

Einstein: Yeah, Rachel is our great friend. She comes east whenever we
ask to just audition girls to be in the magazine. We just love her to death.
Anyway, so Alyssa is on the front cover standing in front of a Christmas
tree. They covered her body in wrapping paper, and then ripped off a
portion of it, showing her belly and part of her kitty. And, damn, I love
it.

Alyssa: Thanks.

Einstein: I open it up, and, God, what a babe! First off, you got a
bangin' belly.

Alyssa: Thank you. I love my belly.

Einstein: Hopefully, you'll get a movie or TV project that will let you
show it more. And you got a cute little ass there.

Dylan: Shit, yeah! Liza and I fantasize about your ass all the time. 
We like touching the magazine where your ass is.

Einstein: Ladies, you're gonna scare the shit out of the poor girl. She
doesn't know if you're a fan or a fucking stalker. 

(Alyssa smiles) 

Liza: Come on, Einstein. She's loving this. See that big ass smile on
her cute little face?

Einstein: Yeah. So Rachel gets your clothes off in the studio. But, I
also see some pictures out in some trees and fields. Did some people see
you naked in public?

Alyssa: A few. I was scared for awhile. But Rachel got me through it.

Einstein: Oh, fuck, I love this picture! I guess you're in some ice
cream or yogurt shop.

Alyssa: Well, Rachel drove us from the studio down to Melrose Avenue.

Einstein: Which is in Los Angeles, kids.

Alyssa: Yeah, and she took several pictures of me showing my belly
button. Then we went inside the ice cream shop, and ordered ice cream
shakes. Rachel asks if it's okay for me to be naked in the shop.

Einstein: Obviously, they say fine and....

Alyssa: I take all my clothes off, and sit on the stool, and enjoy a
strawberry ce cream shake.

Einstein: How was it?

Alyssa: The shake or no clothes?

Einstein: The shake, of course!

Alyssa: Oh the shake was to die for! Strawberry ice cream with real
strawberries added in. Very yummy!

Liza: How about being naked?

Alyssa: Nervous at first. Then I settle down and enjoy the shake.

Einstein: Did people try to take pictures with you?

Alyssa: Rachel said people could take pictures of me eating ice cream,
but no pictures with me.

Einstein: Yeah, that was a good idea. I can only imagine what it would
be like getting felt up in public like that.

Alyssa: Yep, then she took me to a park and I had to pee.

Einstein: So what did you do?

Alyssa: Well, we found a quiet place away from everyone. Then I took my
clothes off and peed.

Einstein: And they have a few of those, where she's doing her business.
I guess you're really lucky you didn't get caught by the police. I can
only think what they might say about a naked eight-year-old outside having
to take a piss. Anyway, I am late on a break. But if you want to join in
and talk with the cute and sexy Alyssa Mae Walsh, call 1-855-EINSTEIN. 
That's 1-855-346-7834. Want to see lots of goods? The new December issue
of "Playdate" is unwrapping the girls of the season. Starting with Alyssa
Mae Walsh getting unwrapped in the latest nude celebrity pictorial. Plus
see the new Playdate of the Month from Oregon getting naked outside, and
celebrating the holidays. And the big announcement....who is the new
Playdate of the Year? All that, plus Playdate models share their plans for
the holiday break, sex advice, and more. All jam packed into the December
2015 issue of Playdate. Pick it up at your favorite kiddie store or
subscribe by calling 1-855-LUV-2-PLAY, or log onto playdatemag.com. More
with Alyssa Mae Walsh on "The Einstein Show" coming up after this.

--5:17--

Einstein: It's "The Einstein Show", and we're back with movie and
commercial actress, Alyssa Mae Walsh. Just eight years old. She's been
two movies so dar, with two more coming out soon. What all have you been
in?

Alyssa: Well, I worked on "Unfinished Business" when I was four.

Einstein: Just four?

Alyssa: Yep.

Einstein: Okay...what else?

Alyssa: And then I did "Labor Day". "Black Mass" came out a few months
ago. And then "Year By The Sea" should be out next year.

Einstein: So you've been a little busy. And you managed to get a day to
go do "Playdate". Alyssa is in the new December issue of "Playdate". But
you've most likely seen her in a TV commercial for Joss " Main. She's the
cute little spokesgirl touting the virtues of the company.

Alyssa: Hopefully, I'll get more commercial work.

Einstein: Can you stand up for a minute? (Alyssa stands up.) How tall
are you?

Alyssa: Fifty inches.

Einstein: Fifty, eh?

Alyssa: That's what my mom said.

Einstein: Now if you're watching us online, you know that Alyssa has a
cute little shirt on, and some pink jeans.

Alyssa: Yeah.

Einstein: Now, we got some fun little questions for you.

Alyssa: Okay! Bring them on!

Einstein: English or Math?

Alyssa: Well, considering I have to read for movies or commercials, I
have to say English. I like math, too. But I love English more.

Einstein: Cake or ice cream?

Alyssa: Come on! I have to choose cake or ice cream? My mom is
watching out in the hall. What if I say cake?

Einstein: Well, do you like cake?

Alyssa: Oh, I love cake and ice cream. Especially after being naked in
that ice cream shop. But I think if I picked one or the other, I'd never
have both again.

Einstein: Oh, we'd never try to do that to you. Oh, here's a good one.
Do you prefer Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus?

Alyssa: Well, my mom and I are fans of Taylor Swift, Mom doesn't like
Miley Cyrus at all. She thinks Miley Cyrus is a whore. 

(The crew bowls over in laughter.) 

Einstein: So, wait a second. We're laughing because your mom called
Miley a whore. Do you know what a whore is?

Alyssa: Yeah. Who do you think taught me? 

(Crew still laughs while Einstein tries to do the interview.)

Einstein: I feel like I've lost control.

Liza: Nah, you're doing fine.

Vicki: I admit I don't know of many eight-year-old girls who know what a
whore is. Sure, teenagers know. But not the young ones.

Alyssa: Well, Mom taught me well.

Liza: I got one! Blondes or brunettes?

Alyssa: Well, I'm a brunette. Right?

Einstein: Dark brunette. Yeah.

Alyssa: I like blondes......but I love brunettes.

Dylan: Yessss!! You and I should have some fun.

Alyssa: Well, maybe after the show.

Einstein: So you might play with the ladies.

Alyssa: I might.

Einstein: And if you want to play, call us at 1-855-EINSTEIN. That's
1-855-346-7834. In the meantime, let me tell you about one of my favorite
places in the world, the Loliwood Store. Andrea loves checking out the
boys in the magazines. I've seen her open the page, and touch the picture
where the penis is. If you're like my wife, or you love boys, head to
Loliwood and check out their huge selection of nude boys. You already know
about the big selection of naked girls. We talk about it all the time. 
And don't forget the books, videos, lubes, gels, dildos, and toys. Check
them out online at loliwood.com for information and locations. More with
Alyssa after this.

--5:26--

Einstein: Back with Alyssa Mae Walsh. We have just a minute before the
next break. But we want to welcome a brand new sponsor, Emily's Chest. 
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this.

--5:30--

Einstein: Back with more of "The Einstein Show" and Alyssa Mae Walsh. 
Now you may have seen her in a movie. But more than likely, you've seen her
in a commercial for the website, Joss & Main. She's just absolutely the
cutest thing in the room. She said she prefers Taylor Swift. Here she is
with her latest, "Wildest Dreams". 

("Wildest Dreams" by Taylor Swift plays.) 

Einstein: Taylor Swift telling you about her "Wildest Dreams". It's the
latest from "1989", her big album. I guess, Alyssa, if you had an album
named after your birth year.

Alyssa: It would be "2007".

Einstein: Eight-year-old movie and TV actress, Alyssa Mae Walsh, is
here. She's getting unwrapped on the cover of "Playdate", and naked inside.
We have several callers lined up. Matt in Texas, you're on "The Einstein
Show" with Alyssa Mae Walsh.

Matt: Hi, Einstein!

Einstein: Hey, Matt.

Matt: Hi, Alyssa.

Alyssa: Hey, Matt! How are you?

Matt: I'm great. So, you did "Playdate". You didn't get to do anyone,
did you?

Alyssa: Do anyone?!

Einstein: He's asking if you had sex during the shoot. Doesn't look
like you did, or we'd see them.

Alyssa: Oh, no. I'm lucky I got naked. No sex right now.

Matt: Is there someone you would like to have relations with? Another
actor or even actress?

Alyssa: Oh, I don't know about sex. Pretty early if you ask me. I do
enjoy watching Disney and Nickelodeon. But I don't have anyone in mind.

Matt: Well, damn!

Einstein: We're you hoping for a shot at her, Matt?

Matt: Nothing wrong with that, Einstein.

Einstein: No, not all. How old are you, Matt?

Matt: Sixteen.

Einstein: What do you think, Alyssa? Even if it's just a blow job.

Alyssa: Blow job?

Einstein: You would be sucking their peepee.

Alyssa: Maybe. When we were in that ice cream shop, I saw some guys'
peepees.

Einstein: You did? Did you like them?

Alyssa: They looked big to me.

Einstein: You think you could get one in your mouth?

Alyssa: Maybe.

Einstein: We can always hope. Ben in Connecticut, you're on "The
Einstein Show".

Ben: Hey, Einstein. Hi, Alyssa.

Alyssa: Hi, Ben!

Ben: I've got the pictures right here next to me. I love your belly and
your butt.

Alyssa: Thank you.

Ben: I was wondering what you think is your best feature. Do you think
it's your butt, your belly, or your pussy?

Alyssa: I think we're in agreement. I love my butt and belly.

Einstein: I love your butt and belly.

Alyssa: Thank you.

Einstein: Got to take a break. More with Alyssa Mae Walsh on "The
Einstein Show" after this.

--5:46--

Einstein: Alyssa Mae Walsh is here on" The Einstein Show". She's a
movie and TV actress, and now she's getting unwrapped under the Christmas
tree on the cover of "Playdate".

Alyssa: Yeah! Butt naked!

Einstein: Damn straight! And damn sexy! Dylan and Liza are still
drooling over the pictures.

Dylan: Liza and I wanna take her home tonight and have some fun.

Einstein: Well, Alyssa, would you consider two girls for fun?

Alyssa: What would we do?

Einstein: I think they want to suck your kitty, and paw all over you.

Alyssa: Dang! Although that sounds heavenly. I can't do that today. 
Going back home tonight.

Liza: Shit! I'd love to be able to make love to her.

Einstein: Well, if she ever comes back, you all can have a fuckfest.

Alyssa: I don't know. I think that would freak my parents.

Liza: Bring mom. We'll put her at ease.

Alyssa: Hey, Einstein, when I was at "Playdate", Rachel mentioned you
guys had special shirts for the girls.

Einstein: Yeah, we sure do. Would you like one?

Alyssa: May I please have one?

Einstein: Sure! Just take your shirt off. 

(Alyssa removes her shirt.)

Dylan: Woohoo! I see a hot tummy!

Einstein: Mikey D, get that girl a shirt.

(Mikey D, the producer, brings out a pink crop top with the quote "I got
naked on 'The Einstein Show'." Alyssa puts it on. The shirt stops just
short of her belly button.)

Alyssa: My belly button shows.

Einstein: Yeah, we want it to. And we have another call for Alyssa Mae
Walsh. Emily in New York, you're on "The Einstein Show".

Emily: Hi, Einstein!

Einstein: Hey, Emily! What's up?

Emily: Well, I'm an actress in New York City, and was hoping Alyssa
could recommend a good agent for movies.

Einstein: What do you think, Alyssa?

Alyssa: Go to LA. Lots of great agents. Find the best one.

Einstein: Excellent. Let's take one more call. Christian in Florida,
you've got the last question with Alyssa Mae Walsh.

Christian: Hey, Einstein! Hey, Alyssa, are you hoping to stay an
actress, or might you do something else?

Alyssa: I'm not sure yet. Keeping everything open. I mean I posed nude
hoping to get more work. I may wanna do this a long time.

Einstein: Well, we hope you do. Alyssa Mae Walsh, it's been great to
meet you. Hope the issue sells a lot. Hope to see you in a lot more
movies.

Alyssa: Thanks, Einstein, Dylan, and Liza. Great to be here. Love to
come back.

Einstein: Alyssa Mae Walsh, everyone. Pick up " Playdate" wherever you
find magazines. More "Einstein" after this.

--5:55--

Einstein: That was fun getting to meet Alyssa and see her "Playdate"
pictorial.

Dylan: Liza and I wondered why we just didn't have her drop her pants.

Einstein: You mean "Playdate" wasn't enough kitty and ass for you?

Liza: We can see in "Playdate". But we can't really feel.

Einstein: Well, I know it was hard for you to keep yourself controlled.
Anyway, more on "The Einstein Show " on the way. Mikey put together a
crazy game of "The Mad Dash". 

Mikey D.: Hell, yeah!

Einstein: How many players? 

Mikey D.: I got you four players from ages ten to thirteen.

Einstein: Another trivia game? 

Mikey D.: Of course. 

Einstein: You'll wanna stay tuned. More "Einstein" after this.