You should get me that dildo
You promised me

It's been so long since
I had sex
Or masturbated

I guess we could fuck
Since you probably have herpes too

But I'd rather be fucked by a dildo
Because having sex with you is like
Being poked in the vag
By a baby carrot





As soon as these sores clear up
I'm hooking up again

I need big dicks in my life

You can look at how stretched out I'll be
And know how inadequate
You are in comparison