You should get me that dildo You promised me It's been so long since I had sex Or masturbated I guess we could fuck Since you probably have herpes too But I'd rather be fucked by a dildo Because having sex with you is like Being poked in the vag By a baby carrot As soon as these sores clear up I'm hooking up again I need big dicks in my life You can look at how stretched out I'll be And know how inadequate You are in comparison