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The following is a humor story, similar to my Seinfeld stories
and Embarrassment : A Tale Of Hypnotic Revenge. It is meant more as a
parody of sex on the Internet, in particular in alt.sex.stories, and is
probably not too titillating (hehehehe, titillating!). But hopefully it
is good for a laugh, I hope you like it and if you do, tell me.
Cliches - A Cyber-Mockumentary - Part 2/2
MAY I ASSIST YOU? boomed the voice, seemingly from all around
him.
"Where the fuck am I?" gasped Centurion.
WELCOME TO THE YAHOO SEARCH ENGINE, said the grinning face,I'M
HERE TO SERVE YOU.
"Yahoo?"
"It's a search engine," said Rupert, making sure the camera was
directed firmly on the benevolent YAHOO,"The most advanced form
of so-called AI on the Internet, ask it to look for anything and it can
instantly search The World Wide Web and bring back all references in any
language, as well as decoding it for you."
MY PURPOSE IS TO SERVE, said YAHOO, the same smile on it's face
as before,HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
"He can hear us," said Rupert,"YAHOO security is impregnable,
and it is impossible to slide a hidden user in past it."
"How did I get here?" asked Centurion, bewildered and more to
himself than anyone else, but YAHOO answered regardless.
YOU WERE REDIRECTED TO THIS SEARCH ENGINE FROM SHADOWEN'S 100%
FREE STORIES.
"Great, just great," muttered Centurion, he lowered his head,
thinking about what he could possibly do now, he could hardly return to
Alt.sex.stories after calling everyone there losers, could he?
And then it struck him.
"GOT IT!" he laughed, slapping his knee,"Yahoo, redirect me
to a place with the most sex stories, and they have to be totally free,
and that means no payments of any kinds of any reason other than my
usual account fees."
SEARCH COMPLETE, GOODBYE AND PLEASE RETURN TO YAHOO
SOON, replied YAHOO with the same warm smile.
And then the three of them were gone.
And back in A.S.S.
-
"Oh hello, Centurion," said Barbarian absentmindedly, perusing
several windows of text at the same time.
"Don't corrupt my Avatar!" cried Centurion in fear, uselessly
trying to shield himself with his arms.
Barbarian chuckled,"Relax, no one's gonna corrupt anything."
For the first time, Centurion realized that none of the other
Avatar's were paying him any attention, all were engrossed in windows
or conversations with each other.
"You're... you're not mad?"
"Don't worry about it," smiled Barbarian,"A lot of people can
be a little overwhelmed by A.S.S when they first arrive, and Shadowen
can hardly be described as a steadying influence."
"What was his problem, anyway?"
"He was a fucking awful writer from back in the latter days of
the old Millennium, and I mean really awful, he could make a mentally
disabled rock look talented. He's also one of those guys who thinks
they're the greatest thing since J.D Salinger...."
"Who?"
"Never mind, anyway, after Celeste wrote the most favorable review
she could on his last story, called,'The Flaming Rock of Alyssa Milano's
Lust' I think - which still left him with three 1's - he turned all his
energy to spam-bombs, which is the dropping of thousands upon thousands
of junk messages to Newsgroups. His old server found him out and he was
banned for life from A.S.S, and the last I heard he'd set up some shitty
website that didn't actually contain any stories, but links to other
paysites with stories, and his users still had to pay to get into those
sites."
"What a loser."
"Too true, say, you were looking for a good story?"
"Yeah, you know any?"
"HA! Yeah, thousands," he pressed one finger against a window
and slid it to his side, placing it directly in Centurion's view,"This
one is pretty good, even if it is an oldie, it's a goodie. I don't
know your tastes so hopefully you concur."
"Thanks, I mean that, really," said Centurion with a smile, then
accessed the story, finding himself on a beach.
-
Buddy was on holiday, his first in over five years and he was
bored out of his skull.
Here he was, hanging out on a beach in Fiji.
Alone.
He had a great room.
Alone.
There were great parties he could go to every night.
Alone.
He was so....
"Alone?" asked a voice.
He opened his eyes and was startled to find himself peering up
at a rather familiar face.
"Excuse me, are you....?"
"Yes," she giggled,"Christina Ricci."
"Oh wow, I loved you in Addams Family!" he instantly regretted
saying that, what a fucked up thing to say.
But she just laughed,"You remember that? It must have been 15 years
ago! You can't have been older than 5."
"Yeah, but I saw it when I was 13, as part of our film studies
in school and you were so cool, I saw all your movies after that, I felt
like I was growing up with you."
"You certainly grew up nice," she giggled, and for the first time
he realized just how skimpy the briefs he was wearing were, and how
clearly they outlined his.... natural gift.
"So what are you doing here?" he asked, sitting up.
"Same as you, I guess, on holiday."
"But... but this is a public beach."
"I know, silly!" she laughed, then smiled seductively at him,"But
I know somewhere private we can go."
"Huh?" said Buddy, pretending he didn't understand the obvious
reference. She was probably just toying with him, celebrity fun with
the ordinary person, and he didn't want to make any moves that would
make her scream rape.
"Oh for fucks sake," she laughed, and as she used the curse
word he couldn't help but remember her as the sweet (albeit psychopathic)
little girl in Addams' Family,"Do I have to spell it out?"
She reached up and grabbed her bikini where it covered her ample
breasts and pulled them up, giving him a quick flash of her lovely tits.
"Now come on," she said, turning around, shaking her ass as she
walked, not waiting for him.
"Fuck it," he grinned, after all, that view alone was worth
any humiliation he might receive later.
He scrambled to his feet and followed her.
"This is some good shit," muttered Centurion.
"It gets better," murmured Barbarian, engrossed in whatever window
had enveloped him,"Wait till he gets to the hot tub."
"Cool," chuckled Centurion, nodding his head and smiling, he
skipped the next few paragraphs which covered what Buddy was thinking,
and then he was watching/reading (the text was presented to his eyes,
but converted by the VT Unit into an image which seemed real to him) as
they walked into a private club and got to the hot-tub.
Full of some very attractive celebrities.
"She found one!" cried Katie Holmes.
"Oooh, he's nice," chuckled Michelle Williams.
"All that and a bag of chips?" murmured Neve Campbell quietly,
her eyes closed, leaning back against the hot-tub and relaxing.
"Oh yeah," grinned Jennifer Love Hewitt, smiling face resting on
her arms, which were folded over the side closest to Christina and Buddy.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Neve Campbell, Michelle Williams, Katie
Holmes and Christina Ricci.
"Hop in, hop in," chuckled Christina, motioning towards the hot
tub. When he hesitated, she shook her head with a smile and stepped
into the tub, the other girls looking her up and down appreciatively.
Katie Holmes slid up behind her as she settled into the water
with a sigh and wrapped her arms around Christina's neck, letting them
hang between her breasts.
"What's he waiting for?" muttered Neve, she still hadn't opened
her eyes.
"Hop in," said Michelle and Jennifer at the same time.
"Hop in," laughed Christina,"We didn't bring you here just to
ogle us."
"He's nervous," muttered Neve, eyes still closed. She reached
up, ran her hands over her large breasts, which were straining against
the tiny black material, then pulled the triangles of black cloth aside,
showing her tits to him,"Hop in and there's not much I won't let you
do to these puppies."
Katie slid her hands over Christina's breasts, reaching under the
material and feeling her up while she massaged and circled her own tits
against Christina's back. Jennifer and Michelle locked lips together
and began to rub against each other, kissing and sucking on their tongues.
"Oh fuck it!" laughed Buddy and rushed into the hot tub.
"Oh yes, good shit," said Centurion under his breath.
Things were getting hot and heavy in the hot tub now, and he
quickly gave his full attention back to it.
Neve was keeping her head above water, staring up at him through
half closed eyes, smiling dreamily as she fucked him with her tits, pressing
and sliding the huge mounds of mam-meat up and down his cock, making him
groan with pleasure.
Behind them they could hear Christina crying out as she orgasmed,
spasming and thrusting her cunt hard into Katie's face. Katie was moaning
happily too, as Michelle's hand pumped and pressed against her cunt even
as her former Dawson's Creek co-star sucked and nibbled at Jennifer Love
Hewitt's erect nipples.
"Enough of this shit," growled Neve, she released her hold on
her breasts, relieving the intense, wonderful pressure on his cockshaft.
She slid herself up the side of the tub, sitting her hot ass down on the
wet side of the tub and spreading her legs. She reached down and grabbed
the thin string of her skimpy bikini bottoms and ripped them away, revealing
a totally shaven cunt,"Fuck me, now!"
Buddy didn't need to be told twice, with one motion he had his
cock against her hot, steaming twat, with the second motion he was slamming
himself fully into her.
He cried out happily as he entered Neve Campbell's cunt, and wasted
no time before he began to slam himself into her, fucking her hot, clinging
cunt with his fat cockshaft, her breasts bouncing up and down, her hair
sweaty and plastered to her beautiful face.
His hips pumped back and forth, slapping against her cunt again'
and again, making Neve cum several times in quick succession, partly
from the hot feel of his massive cock plunging in and out of her, partly
because of the sight and sound of her four celebrity friends getting
it on behind her.
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!" cried out Buddy, grinding his cock against her
clitoris, and shot his cum deep inside of her.
"YES!" squealed Neve, cumming again, her cunt gripping onto his
cock.
Buddy's knees crumpled beneath him and his cock pulled wetly and
slickly from her cunt.
But he didn't get to rest for long, because a pair of slender
white arms were grabbing him by the chest and pulling him back through
the water.
"Me next!" laughed Katie Holmes, sitting on his chest and scooting
her ass down, giving him a steadily better view of her small thatch of
pussy hair and nice, firm breasts. Before he could react, she was lifting
her firm little ass up, then bringing it down onto his cock, which had been
becoming softer but was now quickly hardening up.
He groaned happily as he felt his cock slide up into Katie Holmes
tight little cunt.
This time he wasn't in control, but after the exertion of fucking
Neve Campbell, he didn't mind relaxing in the hot water and letting her
do all the work.
Katie bounced up and down, her cunt tight around his dick, her
ass slapping against his thighs, making him moan happily. She felt so
good, her tight little pussy wrapped around his penis, her breasts bouncing
up and down above him.
"Good, so good!" she moaned, a sentiment that Buddy shared with
her.
"Gonna... gonna cum!" she cried out and orgasmed, juices bursting
out everywhere.
"Ah fuck!" groaned Buddy and shot cum deep up into her orgasming
pussy.
She continued to ride him for a little bit, her hips slowing as
she wound down from her orgasm, her upper body lilting bit by bit as
she got tired.
"Good," she moaned, her breasts pressing firmly against his chest,
her ass up in the air, cunt stretched around his meat. Finally she
squelched up off of him, the hot water didn't seem so hot on his dick
after being up two such hot celebrity holes.
"No time to rest," said Michelle Williams, grabbing his head
and leaning down to kiss him,"My turn now."
Somehow she rolled him, so that he was on top of her. She lay
on one of the raise steps leading into the hot tub, meaning she could
keep her head above water and body below.
He'd thought his cock had had all it could, but lying between
her thighs just raised the rampant beast once more, and soon he was
sliding between yet another hot celebrity cunt.
The slick, wet heat of her cunt was magnificent, and he began
to thrust in and out of her, their bodies pressing against each other
in the hot, bubbling water, her tits against his chest, his cock crammed
tight into her pussy.
He slammed his ass up and down, his buttocks thrusting his ass
out of the water, then splashing back in. Michelle's usually curly
hair was straight and wet down her cheeks, her eyes half open and rolled
back in the sockets, mouth half open, her face a study of ecstasy, in
stark contrast to the almost contorted look of pleasure on Buddy's face.
He felt her cunt gripping down on his cock as she came, felt
it sucking his cock back inside of her, not wanting him out of her,
wanting him to fuck her, fuck her hard and good.
And he did, thrusting his cock in and out of Michelle Williams
tight little pussy, his cock slamming in and out of her cunt, making
her cunt burn with hot, erotic fire.
And then he was cumming too, shooting his sperm deep up inside
of Michelle Williams cunt.
"Ahhh, yes!" he moaned.
"Immm, yeah," she groaned back at him, rolling her head back
into the water.
He put his hands down onto the step she was lying on and with
some effort lifted himself up, pulling his cock from her cunt, which
sucked back on him to no avail.
He rolled over and splashed onto his back, lying next to her,
arms splayed to the side, one lying across her firm breasts.
"No rest for the wicked," said a now familiar voice and once
again he was looking up into Christina Ricci's face... but not for long,
before he could react a magnificently curved ass was lowering towards
him and the next thing he knew, Jennifer Love Hewitt's pussy was plastered
against Buddy's face.
He felt Christina grab his cock, which was now only half hard and
probably wouldn't react no matter what she did.
Sensing a hand-job wouldn't be enough, Christina improvised
and pressed her cuntlips along his cockshaft, rubbing them up and down,
up and down over his meat.
He couldn't believe it, but his cock was quickly hardened up
again by the feel of her cuntlips rubbing against his cock. But if he
thought he was going to get Christina Ricci's tight cunt, he was to be
disappointed, but not for long, because he soon felt something much
more resisting and tighter than the entrance to a vagina.
"What the?" he asked, although it sounded more like,'whff duh?'
due to Jennifer Love Hewitt's cunt squirming and sliding around on his
face.
"That's it," Love laughed,"Use that tongue, vibrate your lips."
"You tell 'em, Love," murmured Michelle Williams sleepily, her
eyes barely able to stay open, her hand cupping her cuntmound, her middle
finger sliding in and out.
As he had suspected, Buddy's cock was pushing against Christina
Ricci's asshole, firmly pressing against the tight, unyeilding opening.
"Come on, come on," moaned Christina in desperate need. In order
to help her as best as she could, Jennifer Love Hewitt leaned forward
and began to suck on Ms. Ricci's nipples.
With some effort, Buddy's cock began to work it's way up inside
of her asshole.
- I'm fucking her, I'm fucking Christina Ricci's butt! -
His cock was slowly sliding it's way deep inside of her hot, iron
tight bowels. Inch after inch pushed it's way deep inside of her asshole,
sliding up and up, making her moan and groan happily. It had the same
effect on Buddy, who moaned up into Love's cunt, making the steadily more
aroused celebrity groan happily.
"YES!" cried Christina,"When I saw that big fucking cock of yours
on the beach I knew I had to have it up my ass, fuck me you stud, fuck
me good!!!!"
He wasn't going to say no to an offer like that, and grabbing onto
her thighs to get some leverage, he began to slide his hips up and down,
fucking his cock slowly at first in and out of her butthole, making her
moan in pleasure.
"Oooh, Christina, yes!" he moaned, which came out sounding more
like,'oooh, Kfrifnina, yev!' and just made Ms. Hewitt squeal in pleasure
and cum all over his face and inside of his mouth.
He fucked Christina's asshole all the faster, somehow spurred
on all the more by the taste and feel of 'Loves' pussy. He slammed up and
down into her butt, fucking her good and hard, slamming it to her butt
and making her groan and cry out in desire.
"I'm going to fucking cum!" she cried.
"Ma oo!" he cried (me too!).
"Yes!"
"Yev!" (Yes!).
"YES!"
"OO YEV!" (OH YES!)
"AARRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"UUUH!" (UUUH!)
She slammed her ass down against his hips, grinding her asscheeks
against his cock as he pressed his hips up hard against her butt. She
squealed again and came, squirting cum out onto the water and Jennifer
Love Hewitt's pussy. Love's eyes widened in surprise and her mouth
released Ms. Ricci's breast for a moment before going back to suckling
on the large, firm tit.
Buddy slammed his hips up hard against her butt and fired his
sperm deep into Christina Ricci's butthole, pressing hard against her
firm, rounded asscheeks, holding against them as long as possible before
releasing the tension in his thighs and dropping back into the water.
Jennifer and Christina locked into a heavy kiss on top of him,
and eventually moved off of him, although for a few moments it didn't
seem as if she'd be able to get his cock out of her ass.
He lay in the hot tub, listening to the five hot celebrities
going at it, then with a moan managed to pull himself from the hot tub,
grab his dripping shorts and pull them on.
As he walked past the shelf by the entrance he grabbed the small
object that he had surreptiously placed there when he had entered the
room.
He left them - none of them seemed to notice he had gone - and
made his way towards the bar.
"Help you, chief?" asked the bartender, for some reason most of
the staff at the hotel seemed to like calling him 'chief'.
"Use your phone?"
"Sure chief, you the boss."
He smiled as he picked up the phone, realizing what his first
words would be.
"Hi Chief," he said into the line, returning the bartenders smile
at the private joke,"It's Buddy."
Muttering from the other end.
"Yeah I know, but on the money this'll make me I can afford to
take you on a vacation with me for a fucking year."
More muttering, this time more intrigued.
"Yeah Chief," chuckled Buddy, throwing up the small, portable,
automatic camera in his hand,"Have I got a story for you!"
-
"File ends," said The Server.
"You like it?" asked Barbarian, who was just closing his last
window.
"Yeah, and the ending was cool, but where did that automatic
camera come from? And why were those five on holiday together?"
Barbarian chuckled,"Plotholes my friend, it's not a perfect
story, but it's good, it draws you in and has a neat twist at the end."
"I did like it," said Centurion,"And again, thanks man,
I appreciate it."
"Well," chuckled Barbarian, who despite his namesake was obviously
rather good natured,"I'm a little surprised to hear this from mr,'fuck that
netiquette bullshit.'"
Centurion actually blushed,"Fuck, that's gonna haunt me, isn't it?"
"Centurion seems to be finding his way," chuckled Rupert to the
camera,"He's actually adjusting much faster than most new users do."
"Yeah, I... HEY! Look who it is!"
He pointed off into the distance, past a group of Avatar's who
were discussing the pros and cons of a Star Trek story they had just
read. Far in the distance, an unseen figure was staggering along, carrying
a huge pile of manuscripts.
"Come on," Barbarian said to Centurion,"You gotta meet this guy,
you were looking for a mix of stories and sex, this is the guy to go to."
They headed towards the figure, Rupert and the cameraman following
them.
"Watch it, man," Barbarian said as he stepped past the group of
Trekkers,"You're about to stumble into a feeding frenzy."
The author stumbled back, trying not to drop his manuscripts.
"Calm yourself, Barbarian," said one of the Trekkers with a smile,
he was wearing the red Uniform of a Starfleet Admiral,"And don't make fun
of that which you cannot comprehend."
"I stand chastised," replied the 7 foot Barbarian humbly, bowing
slightly at the waist,"I have learned my lesson."
Admiral Tenturo nodded curtly, then broke into a grin and returned
to the conversation.
"Hello, Barbarian," said the unknown author, having safely put
down his manuscripts at last,"Who's your friend."
"I'm Centurion," replied Centurion,"Who are you... might I ask?"
"Netiquette in motion," Rupert murmured deadpan.
"Nikolai," replied the author, his accent seemed slightly Russian
to Centurion, but since his own had a genuine Italian ring to it, who could
say what nationality Nikolai really was, or if he was even a man,"I'm an
author, or at least a close approximation of one."
"Is this Portal's End?" asked Barbarian, barely able to suppress
his eagerness, he motioned at the assembled manuscripts.
"Yep, sure is," sighed Nikolai,"Took me one fuck of a long time
to write, I hope people like it."
"Since when had anyone not liked one of your stories?" asked
Barbarian with a laugh.
"Plenty of times," chuckled Nikolai,"Those are the stories I
never repost."
"How many copies do you have?" asked Centurion, eying the large
pile of manuscripts warily,"I thought you only had to send out one copy
which everyone could read."
"True," said Nikolai,"This is one copy, it's broken up into
various chapters to make it easier to read, and also so as not to daunt
new users."
"For fucks sake!" cried Centurion in disbelief,"How fucking
long did it take you to write this?"
"Over the period of a year," replied Nikolai,"Sorry I couldn't
get it out by June like I said, Barbarian."
"Forget it, man," said Barbarian, leafing through a window of
the first chapter,"I like the setup here, is Loki really Paradox in
disguise?"
"You'll have to wait and see," laughed Nikolai, then turned to
Centurion,"Um, if you want to read it I got no problem with that, but
it'll probably make more sense if you read the previous stories, you can
get copies from the text repository."
"Text Repository?"
"The Mecca," chuckled Barbarian,"It's where authors store their
stories, it's broken up into different author categories and you could
spend days in there, just in one directory alone."
"Awesome!" cried Centurion,"I'll go there now!"
"Okay," replied Nikolai, stretching and wincing as his back
creaked, something an Avatar probably shouldn't have been able
to do,"Just be warned that my previous stories in this series are quite
sizable."
"Whatever man," laughed Centurion,"Thanks for the assist, I'll
make my way to YAHOO and get to the Text Repository from there."
"Don't bother," replied Barbarian,"Server, open link to
www.asstr.org."
A green portal opened before Centurion, he waved his thanks to
Barbarian and Nikolai - who was struggling to once again pick up his
manuscripts - and stepped through it to the Alt.Sex.Stories Text
Repository, followed instantly by Rupert and the cameraman.
-
"Fuck. Me," said Centurion.
"No thanks," replied Rupert.
"Haha," muttered Centurion, having almost forgotten about the
documentary crew following him,"Look at this man."
It was similar to the StoryWell at Shadowen's site, but on a much
larger scale. It seemed to stretch up and down, left and right as far as
the eye could see. All over the place he could different kinds of Avatar's
accessing the directories, going through the stories. Authors were listed
in alphabetical order, running from top to bottom, and Centurion had been
directed straight to the middle, the M section.
"Where do I start?" he asked, more to himself than to anyone
else,"There's just so much here, even if every author had written just
one story."
"Maybe I can help," said a voice from behind him, he twisted
around and found himself staring in a floating, ethereal figure of white
light.
"Celeste?" he asked.
"Oh, you know me?"
"Doesn't everyone?"
"Most newcomers tend to take a week or so to find out about the
reviews," she replied,"And I've downgraded my presence a bit since some
of the users began to just get silly with this whole Bright Lady crap."
"Wow," laughed Centurion,"You're.... uh... you know, you're
like a...." he trailed off, unsure how to finish.
"An ordinary person?" she asked,"We're all ordinary people,
Centurion, we're not a collection of freaks and perverts living in our
mother's basements or in dingy little slums. We're accountants and lawyers
and stockbrokers and construction workers and truck-drivers and students
and teachers."
"I think I get what you mean," Centurion laughed.
"What about you?" she asked, turning to look over at Rupert and
the cameraman,"Have you got it yet, or will you just read the conclusion
they write for you?"
"You can see us?" asked Rupert in surprise.
"Of course I can," she replied in a dismissive tone,"You don't
learn to protect your identity from 14 year old genius hackers and not
learn a thing or two about hidden users on a shared account. It didn't
take me long to find out about this documentary series of yours, I hope
you give an unbiased account."
She turned from Rupert before he could answer, turning her gaze
back to Centurion.
"You were looking for a good story, you said?"
"Yeah, the trouble is now that I seem to have an infinite number
of stories to choose from."
"Well, IMHO," she replied, and he could sense she was smiling
beneath the impenetrable white glow which hid her features,"You should
read this one, it's one of my very favorites."
"Yeah?" asked Centurion, feeling almost like he was receiving a
Knighthood from Queen Sophie.
"It's got lots of sex, and tells a simple message about some of
the underlying themes of the last days of the old millennium,"
she said,"You don't have to understand that to enjoy it, but it gets
across the point in a brutally honest manner, even as it uses metaphors
and similes extensively to get it's point across."
"It sounds great," laughed Centurion,"Thanks!"
"No problem," she said, accessing the file and sliding the window
over to him,"Enjoy."
And with that she was gone.
"Okay Stan," said Rupert, turning to the cameraman (whose name was
actually Steve),"I think that's enough for the first day, let's just take
a look at Celeste's pick and then shut down our connection."
Stan/Steve nodded and the three of them looked into the window,
finding themselves on a sunlit street, behind some bushes.
-
I hate all white bitches and they need to lern a lesson and
I see this white bitch coming down the street and I grabs her and she
screams but I cover her mouth and shut up bitch or I kills you and then
I'm ripping her dress up and I'm fucking this 12 year old white bitch
and sucking her huge tits and she cums as I rape her with my 14 inch
black dick and I cumming and she is getting pregnant with my black baby
and crying I fuck her good and see her a year later with my little black
baby and thats good what she deserved white bitch.
-
"File ends," said The Server.
"Oh," said Centurion,"You know, it's not that bad."
Rupert shook his head with a smile and turned back to the camera.
"The moral of the story? Well, folks, I guess the moral is that
even Goddesses have their off days."
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