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Deadpool : Evolution 2.
Globus' head snapped back, a large chunk of his brains blown
out the back of his head. He staggered backwards, let out a roar of
anger, then fell onto his ass and sat there with a stupid look on his face,
blood trickling down from the small entrance hole of the bullet in his
forehead.
"Now who else wants to fuck with my lady?" growled Deadpool.
"Ye left it a little late, didnae ye, Wade?" growled Terry, staring
in concern at the still live body of The Fellow Of The Physical Discipline.
"Timing, darling," chuckled Wade, walking up and nudging Globus
in the forehead with his boot, knocking The Fellow over,"It what makes
for good movies."
"He's still twitching," muttered Terry,"How is that possible?"
"Tough sonuvabitch, ain't he," muttered Deadpool, then pressed
his gun against the top of The Fellow's head,"Turn your head, Terry."
The Irish beauty turned her head, and seconds later a dull whump
sounded.
"Let's go get Culloden," he said, guiding her past The Fellow
without letting her see the mess he'd just made,"Then let's get the hell
out of here."
Monty watched with interest the activities unfolding on Earth,
nodding grimly as everything unfolded exactly as he had predicted it
would.
Spider-Man's ill fated battled with Lupus, the corruption of
The Avenger females, the rescue of The Iron Man, the creation of a false
Fellow Of The Physical Discipline by Sinister, Captain America's battle
with Upstart, Wolverine's with Suma, Doom's with Insanis, Daredevil and
Lee, while four Fellows took Four Freedoms Plaza. Zoe's unfortunate
rape by Globus, Gambit and Angel's defeat, eXcalibur's valiant resistance,
the corruption of Generation X, The Hulk's de-evolution to a brainless
brute, the discovery of Iron Man's armory, Thor's mental trap,
The Thunderbolts taking advantage of the new crisis, Dunac's corruption
of several female X-Men, Wolverine's battle plan, X-Factor's threat
neutralized, X-Force defeated and The X-Man corrupted.
He hated being right sometimes, but he had no choice but to tell
the whole, unpleasant truth to Zoe. She hadn't wanted to hear it, not
wanting to believe that there was no hope, that somehow she'd find a
way to save this station... HER station.
But she couldn't, and maybe her rape would have knocked some
sense into her. The possibilities now strongly favored Deadpool getting
himself, Terry, Noah and Zoe out of there safely, and once they had
done so Monty would be left to die, as he truly wanted to.
Until then, he found a certain grim satisfaction as things unfolded
exactly as he had predicted.
Deadpool helped Zoe to her feet, for once not making any jokes
as they discovered The Expediter lying in a torn, ripped costume, sperm
drooling from her raped asshole and her own cuntjuices lying between
her splayed legs.
"So horny," she gasped as Deadpool propped her up,"Need sex..."
"Not now, honey, I have a headache," muttered Deadpool, then
turned to Terry,"Pass me your jacket honey."
She took it off and handed it to Deadpool, who wrapped it around
Zoe's waist, barely covering her ass or her vagina, but at least giving
her some cover. Her large breasts were still exposed, but there was
nothing he could do about that now.
"Let's get back to Noah," he said,"Culloden, you better snap
out of it pretty damn quick, we need your access codes to get into The
Warp Chamber."
"Feel weird?" she muttered, far from the strong willed, articulate
woman she usually was,"Need sex..."
She grabbed at Deadpool's crotch, who dodged aside.
"Hey!" he snapped,"Not on a first date! Okay?"
He led the confused Expediter down the corridor, Terry walking
next to them. They came around the corner where they had left Globus
and came to a sudden stop.
Globus was gone.
Monty noted with interest activities happening on Earth right
that minute. Captain America seemed to be holding his own
against Upstart, and Doom stood an excellent chance of defeating Insanis,
but none of that really mattered in the overall scheme of things. It
might take a little longer depending on the ferocity of The Old Humanity's
resistance, but the overall result was assured, The New Humanity would
win.
But the human spirit never failed to surprise him, as even now
he watched Spider-Man webswinging through the city, ignoring the muggers
and rapists, the looters and gangs as he searched desperately for his
wife... and against all odds found her.
The Webswinger dropped to the hard surface of the roof high above
the city, Lupus standing next to Mary Jane laughing with amusement at
the prospect of a rematch.
"Come for a second try, Spider-Man?" laughed Lupus,"I may just
leave you alive so that you can watch me rape this hot bitch of yours!"
With a roar of anger, Spider-Man leaped at Lupus, who spun Mary
Jane away with a laugh and dodged away from Spider-Man. The Web-Swinger
lashed out with a fist, then another, then a boot, then another punch,
then a back-flip kick, all of which Lupus dodged with mocking laughter,
easily avoiding even Spider-Man's incredible speed.
Now Lupus went on the offensive, Monty watching every move,
predicting each one as it came perfectly, as well as Spider-Man's every
reaction.
Even The Web-Swinger's magnificent reflexes weren't enough, he'd
made the mistake of letting rage push him into a one on one brawl, rather
than using his speed and agility. Even if he had, he would have failed,
but he would have lasted a little longer.
Mary Jane, still shocked from seeing her friend's rape, but also
sexually aroused by it due to Lupus' pheromones, cried out in terror
as she saw her husband pummeled by her captor, smashing him around like
a plaything, slapping him contemptuously and then uppercutting
The Web-Swinger over the side of the building.
"PETEEERR!!!!" screamed Mary Jane, seeing Spider-Man fly over
the side of the building,"NOOOO!"
"Peter? What a boring name," chuckled Lupus, turning around and
chuckling when he saw that Mary Jane's unwanted sexual desire had been
replaced by fear now.
"We'll soon change that," he laughed, then leaped through the
air as the sexy red-head twisted about and tried to crawl away. He
pushed her into the ground, holding her down as he grabbed her tight
jeans and pulled them down, revealing her nude, beautifully curved ass
to his view.
"Sexy!" he laughed, pulling her jeans down around her ankles,
then twisting her around and pulling open her shirt, popping all of
her buttons and revealing her cleavage under her bra,"Biiig titties!"
He snapped her bra down the middle, revealing her large breasts
and making her sob out in denial. Seeing her husband fall to his death
had completely over-ridden any sexual desire that his pheromones could
produce in her.... not that Lupus really cared.
His hands ran over Mary Jane's breasts, cupping her large tits
and squeezing them, tweaking her nipples and sucking at them as she
sobbed in terror. His hand slid between her legs and cupped her cuntmound,
feeling her up, his finger sliding inside of Mary Jane's cunt while his
thumb pressed against her clitoris, rubbing it firmly to get her nice and
wet for when he fucked his cock into her pussy, enjoying the prize that
was his due to his conquest over Spider-Man.
He spread her legs with his own, licking and sucking at her
nipples greedily while his fingers hunched and twisted about against
her cunt, her shaven cuntlips pried open to allow him to slide
two impossibly long fingers in and out of her now dripping
snatch. Despite her mind's denial, her body was responding to the physical
stimuli, the only difference between this rape and the others that had
occurred to so many other women this day was that her mind would remain
her own during the hard fucking she was about to get.
Lupus exposed his cock, grabbing his erection firmly and pressing
it between her cuntlips, right at the entrance of her tight
little cunthole, Mary Jane's protests just fueling his desire and passion
to make her his own.
"Get ready for the fucking of a lifeti...URRRRRKKKKK!!!!" growled
Lupus, his windpipe suddenly choked as a webline was slung around it
and pulled tight.
The Fellow was jerked off of his feet and dragged along the
ground, the noose around his neck attached to a long webline coming from
a webshooter around Spider-Man's wrist.
The Web-Swinger pulled back on the line with both hands, swinging
Lupus around and sending him over the side of the building. He braced
his legs against the ground, his feet clasping in an unbreakable grip
to the roof.
He looked down the long webline at Lupus, dangling twenty feet
down and clutching his fingers to the webline drawn tight around his
throat. His eyes looked up with hate at Spider-Man, his teeth gritted
as he thrashed wildly about, trying to catch his breath. His rage at
this humiliation was keeping him from thinking clearly, or else he would
have phased through the noose or made his skin razor-sharp, breaking
the webline and letting him get free.
"WHAT NOW, SPIDER-MAN!" he roared hoarsely, his voice raspy from
the noose around his neck,"YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE FOREVER, AND
YOU'RE
TOO MUCH OF A 'HERO' TO EVER LET ME DROP!"
"You're a big boy," replied Spider-Man coldly,"And a real tough
guy, I'm sure you'll pull yourself together."
And with that he released the pressure switch in his palm, causing
the web-shooter to cut off the line and let it drop, allowing Lupus to
fall a long, long, long way down.
Peter Parker turned to Mary Jane, who lay sobbing on the ground.
He rushed to her side and embraced her, the woman crying against his
shoulder as he soothed her.
"Come on, M.J," he whispered to her, helping her to her feet and
pulling her pants back up,"Lupus really will pull himself together sooner
or later, let's get out of here, head to Avengers Mansion and see about
fighting back against these sons of bitches!"
Seconds later, Spider-Man and his wife were once again swinging
through the city, not to know that at that very moment the reserve Avengers
were being transported to The Island Of The Physical Discipline.
Monty sighed, even though his face kept it's fixed grin, there
would be many small victories like this, but in the end they would not
be enough to turn the tide of change.
"This reminds me of an episode of X-Files I saw once," Deadpool
muttered,"Mulder & Scully were being chased through this abandoned facility
and exploring there hidden desires for each other... they find some
whipped cream and....."
"Och!" snapped Terry, slapping him playfully on the shoulder,
shaking her head,"That was nae episode, twas one of yer sick little
fantasies!"
"Oh sure, when it's whipped cream and you it's romantic, whipped
cream and Scully and suddenly it's sick!" moaned Deadpool, wrapping his
arm around Terry's waist.
"Lets... just get to the Warp Chamber, okay?" muttered Zoe, who
was still feeling very aroused due to the pheromone reaction, but was
beginning to get her mind back,"I'd rather not stick around here any
longer."
They moved down the corridor, past the small pool of blood that
was the only sign that Globus had been there.
"Dixon? Is that you?" asked Noah, the image on the small monitor
set into the wall fuzzy at best, rolling and punctuated with static at
the worst.
The image (what there was of one) on the screen was of a supremely
confident looking man, dressed in a very smart suit with a small pink
triangle set point down in his forehead. He had a small streak of gray
in his hair, which was pulled back into a long ponytail.
This was Over-Boss Dixon, the.... Boss over this Terran Division
of Landau, Luckman & Lake.
">....&%$ <bzk> Noah?....*$&#...nmission fadi....*$%$%^ell is
goin...*)^&%%#@ere?"
"Dixon, we're under attack!" shouted Noah, in the hope that if
his voice was louder it would somehow over-ride and drown out the static
of the blocked transmission,"Repeat, we are under attack!"
"&%^%$%peat, Noah.....&%^$%$^king up, did you^&^%%$ attack?"
"YES! We're under attack Dixon! Monty has gone crazy, he didn't
let us know they were coming, they're some new form of mutant! Adaptive
humans who can change their bodies to meet any attack!"
"&%^$%ense, Noah, how&(^$#$#@#^&%%^sible?"
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!" screamed Noah, then forced himself to
calm down, yelling wasn't helping anyone,"I don't know, all I know is
that they've taken the Facility, we need back-up, immediately!"
"*(%^%%gative on that,&^^&$%^#%^#$ forcements?"
"YES! Reinforcements!"
Suddenly the transmission cleared, Dixon nodding off screen to
someone else.
"Ahhh, Noah," he said with a smooth smile,"Our tech-heads have
over-ridden the jamming on your end, now please repeat yourself, and Noah,
do try to remain calm."
Noah forced himself to relax, knowing that yelling at Dixon was
no way to get what he wanted.
"Monty has known for some time now," he said slowly,"That a new
mutant breed of human life has evolved, capable of adapting their bodies
to neutralize any attack thrown at them."
"I understand, why was I not informed?"
"None of us were, Dixon, Monty kept it a secret."
"Why on Earth would he do that?"
"Maybe the neural feedback that killed the other Pre-Cog's screwed
up his head, I don't know. He claims that he's reviewed all possibilities
and that whoever these New Humanity freaks are, they're GOING to win no
matter what, and that they don't want us here watching them. They've
taken The Station and blocked our access to The Warp Chambers, Deadpool
is trying to get Zoe back here now so that he she can over-ride them,
but we need you to send reinforcements."
"I see," murmured Dixon, stroking his chin thoughtfully,"So these
beings, are they going to be content with Earth?"
"No," replied Noah shakily,"Monty claims that they plan to begin
spreading out across the Universe one planet at a time once they hold
Earth."
"Then sending in reinforcements will only give these supposedly
invulnerable beings a chance to speed up their conquest, I can't allow
that."
"What!?!"
"I'm afraid I'll have to deny your request, Noah," muttered
Dixon, as if he had just turned down a requisition for a new
photocopier,"I wish you the best of luck in escaping this 'New Humanity',
but I can not help you from my end."
"DAMN IT, DIXON, YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HERE!" screamed Noah in
anger,"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THESE GUYS, THEY'LL GET TO YOU
EVENTUALLY, YOU
HAVE TO HELP US FIGHT THEM NOW WHILE THEY'RE WEAK."
"Doing that would counter Landau, Luckman & Lake's priority
directive to not interfere in the ultimate destiny of a planet's
development," replied Dixon smoothly, then leaned forward with a dark
smile,"Besides, Noah, The Universe is a big place and by the time they
get to my planet, I figure I'll have long ago shuffled off this mortal
coil."
And with that chilling message, Dixon switched off the
transmission.
"Son. of. a. bitch," grunted Noah,"I'll shuffle him off his
mortal coil if I ever get back there!"
"That's the kind of attitude I like!" laughed Deadpool, appearing
silently behind Noah, freaking him out.
"Shit! Wilson, don't ever do that again or I'll...."
"Shit your pants?" asked Wade, smiling behind his mask,"Now be
a gentleman and give Ms. Culloden here your shirt."
"Wha?" gasped Noah, seeing Zoe for the first time, her breasts
exposed, obviously nothing on beneath the jacket that was wrapped around
her waist,"What happened?"
"Just strip, jerky boy," muttered Wade,"I know that bodysuit of
yours has a seam somewhere, unless you spray it on in the morning...."
Noah shook his head, then reached down to his waist and peeled
back the invisible seam on his bodysuit, lifting it off his chest and
exposing his powerful upper body.
"Shield your eyes, Terry," muttered Wade,"I hate it when guys
have a body almost as good as mine."
Zoe's eyes lit up when she saw Noah's naked chest and she felt
her pussy moisten again, as Noah stepped forward to hand her the
suit (which was designed to mold itself as close to the body of it's wearer
as possible) she leaped forward and wrapped her arms around his neck,
kissing him hard on the lips, pressing her tongue down his startled throat.
"MMggghhff!"
"Young love, sheesh!" muttered Wade, grabbing Zoe around the
waist and pulling her back,"Give me that top, baldy!"
Noah stared at Zoe in shock, then handed the suit to Deadpool,
who forced it over Zoe's body, covering her right down to her upper
thighs.
"It's loose," he muttered,"But it covers everything...."
He paused as the costume shifted, tightened and then wrapped itself
like a second skin around Zoe's body, covering her breasts, her arms and
down the upper half of her thighs. Terry's jacket and the remains of
Zoe's original costume dropped to the ground.
"That's mighty handy," muttered Deadpool,"What's the name of your
tailor?"
Being covered up again helped calm Zoe somewhat, and she quickly
slid past Terry, Wade and Noah to the entrance to the Warp Chambers.
"Open," she demanded.
[Negative,] replied the computer,[Emergency quarantine in effect,
intruders have boarded this Office and must not be allowed further access
to Landau, Luckman & Lake.]
"Over-ride," Zoe muttered,"Authorization Culloden."
[Negative.]
"What? why?"
[As per Over-Boss Dixon's command, this station remains under
Condition-Alpha Security, no over-ride command is authorized.]
Zoe sighed.
"I knew that snake would try something like this one day," she
muttered,"Wilson, give me a knife."
"Hey, suicide's never the answer," Wade replied, then turned
and said to no one in particular,"Today, on a very special episode of
Blossom....."
"Just give me the knife, Wilson!" snapped Zoe.
"Fine, do yourself in then," grumbled Wade petulantly, handing
one of his many knives to The Expediter.
She took the large knife and jammed it into the wall next to the
door, prying open an invisible panel and revealing a very large number
of wires. She pried one wire out, then another, and jammed them together,
making them spark violently, then open the Warp Chamber door.
"So I had a little back-up plan," Zoe said with a grin.
"Wow, where have I seen that before?" muttered Wade,"Oh yeah,
only every FREAKING episode of Star Trek : The Next Generation!"
[Warning, Quarantine Conditions have been compromised!] warned
the computer,[All Warp Chambers are online!]
"Yeah, all that good shit, too," muttered Wade and stepped through
the door....
.... and bumped hard into Globus.
Monty shook his head sadly.
The moment Wade had chosen to go back to find Zoe, the moment
that he had confronted Globus and humiliated him, this moment had become
inevitable.
Now Wade had a fifty fifty chance, and on this one, Monty had
no idea which possibility would come to be.
Although he had his hopes.
"I AM GLOBUS!" roared Globus, thrusting Wade back through the
door and beating his chest,"You cannot defeat me! I am as one with my
body!"
"I don't care what your personal habits are," growled Wade,
stomping back through the door,"Nobody pushes me around!"
Globus grabbed him by the collar, lifted him up and swung him
around and far down into the chamber. It was a giant chamber, ringed
around by hundreds of glowing doorways leading to hundreds of different
locations, which in turn held chambers leading to hundreds of others,
and so forth and so on.
"Flinging and tossing me around, on the other hand, anyone can
do," muttered Wade groggily.
"I am indestructible!" roared Globus,"Cut off a limb, I will
just grow another one! stab me through the heart, I continue to live! Shoot
a hole in my head, I heal it!"
"Really," grunted Wade, staggering to his feet as Zoe, Noah and
Terry tentatively entered the chamber,"That's real impressive."
He drew himself up to his full height, and reached into one of
the pouches on his belt,"Tell me, how are you at getting blown up?"
He tossed the grenade across the room, the small explosive device
rolling to a stop at Globus' foot.
The Fellow just laughed, not making any move to duck.
"FOOL! Globus can make his body so hard that no little bomb can
hurt him!"
"EYES!" roared Deadpool, and Zoe, Noah and Terry all covered
their eyes as Deadpool squeezed his own shut. The flash grenade went
off, blinding the unprepared Globus.
As he staggered back, losing his concentration and allowing his
compacted molecules to loosen, Deadpool whipped his katana blade from
his back and swung around with a roar, cutting deep into Globus’ side
and using all of his strength to rip the blade through the tough skin,
ripping The Fellow exactly in half.
"So tell me, Mr. Worm," chuckled Wade, lifting up Globus' upper
body by the neck and looking deep into The Fellow's shocked eyes, his
opponent still alive,"Which half grows back?"
And with that he flung Globus' body through one of the Warp
Chambers.
Turning around, he strode to the kicking lower half of Globus,
scooped it up by one ankle and walked down the chamber, tossing it into
yet another Warp Chamber.
"So whose the man now?" Deadpool asked with a satisfied chuckle,
and seconds later a squeal Terry was leaping into his arms, wrapping
her arms around his neck and peppering his masked face with kisses.
"Ahh, Wade, ye were fantastic!" she cried.
"Ahh schucks, ma'am, t'weren't nothin...." blushed Wade.
"Right," muttered Zoe,"Noah, you and I have to get to see the
3 L's, report this directly to them! We've got to go over Dixon's head,
he's of no help to us at all."
"Whatever," muttered Wade,"Just point Terry and me... sorry,
Terry and I, towards Warp Chamber 7 Alpha."
"Wade, why not come with us?" asked Zoe,"You've proven you can
fight these things...."
"Forget it, darling," muttered Wade,"Like I told you earlier,
I'm retired."
"Fine!" muttered Zoe,"Noah and I will go by ourselves, but I'll
be damned if I'm going to leave this Station in those bastards hands!"
"Then pull a Kirk," replied Wade calmly.
"What?"
"Star Trek III : The Search For Spock," The Merc-With-A-Mouth
chuckled,"Blow the damned thing up!"
"But... but the receptionists!" cried Noah.
"Oh yeah," muttered Wade,"Damn, I was looking forward to blowing
something this big up."
"You might get your wish, Wade," replied Zoe with a wry
smile,"The Reception has it's own Warp Chamber, which means it has it's
own power supply and can act as a separate entity to The Main Station. I
can detach Reception and shut down the power on an hour long cycle, then
blow the rest of The Station."
"The Fellows will desert Reception when they see The Station
destroyed," chimed in Noah, seeing Zoe's plan,"And when the power comes
back on we can send a rescue squad for The Receptionists!"
"What about Monty?" asked Terry.
"Screw Monty!" snapped Zoe and Noah at the same time.
"Question," muttered Wade,"If you could do this all along, why
didn't you just do it in the first place?"
Zoe stared at him as if it was the most stupid question that
she had ever heard.
"Why the hell would I want to blow up my station when I thought
I could save it?" she asked.
"Dames," Wade muttered,"Who can figure 'em?"
"Who indeed," chuckled Monty,"Screw Monty indeed, poor Zoe, she
doesn't realize she's giving me what she wants."
He watched as Zoe instructed The Station Computer to blow the
connection between Reception and the rest of The Station and to take the
power off-line for an hour. That done, Monty was quite amused to see
the shocked reaction of the ten Fellow's Of The Physical Discipline as
Reception lurched, shook, then began drifting away through the strange
dimensional energy The Station was set into.
She gave the order to destroy The Station, then sent Noah through
the Warp Chamber to The Main Office Of Landau, Luckman & Lake. She paused
to ask Deadpool something, then shook her head, said something else and
leaped into The Warp Chamber herself.
"Now go, Wade!" whispered Monty,"Be free!"
"Are you sure you don't want to come with us?" Zoe asked Wade,
having just sent Noah through before her.
"No way, Jose," replied Wade, Terry standing by Warp Chamber 7
Alpha and waiting for him,"I like the idea of being disgustingly rich
and hanging out with Terry like those dudes from Lost In Space."
She shook her head with a smile.
"Make sure you take Warp Chamber 7 Alpha, Wade," she said,"The
one to it's right leads into a planet with Sulfuric Acid for an
atmosphere, the one to it's left goes straight into the heart of New
York City."
She jumped through The Warp Chamber.
"Come on, Wade!" cried Terry,"This place is gonna blow in less
than a minute!"
"Coming, darling," muttered Wade, walking towards her. He stepped
up beside her and stroked the side of her face, looking deep into her eyes.
"What is it, Wade?" she asked.
"I was just thinking about the other you," he whispered,"I've
told you about her, haven't I?"
"Aye, ye were in love with her?"
"No, just with the idea of her," he replied,"She was something
innocent in good in a world that seemed dark and disturbing all the
time, you're the one I'm in love with."
"What is it, Wade?" she asked, sensing that something
was inexplicably wrong despite the fact that he'd just told her for the
first time that he loved her.
"I can't stand the idea of that innocence being corrupted by
sick freaks like Globus," he muttered.
"Wade... no!" she gasped.
"WADE! NO!" cried Monty.
"I love ya, honey," Deadpool said, grabbed her and kissed her
firmly, then pushed her through Warp Chamber 7 Alpha.
"Harrison Ford, eat your heart out," Deadpool muttered, then
turned to look at the Warp Chamber to the left.
"Now was that my left or yours, Culloden?" The Merc-With-A-Mouth
muttered, before leaping into The Warp Chamber.
Monty shook his head, dropping his emaciated face into one clawed
hand.
"Why Wade," he gasped,"I never even bothered considering you might
do something so selfless, now you're as good as dead."
Suddenly The Pre-Cog lifted his head, as this new information
processed through his head and presented him with all the likely future
divergence’s.
"Oh shi...." he started, and then The Station blew up.
End Deadpool : Evolution 2.
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