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        Captain America : Evolution 2.

        Upstart was infuriated with himself, infuriated with the fact
that he had to restrain himself to his natural abilities.  He could defeat
Captain America in a million ways by adapting his body, he could make
his skin as hard as adamantium, he could produce a chemical through his
pores that would shut down Captain America's body or even mix with the
oxygen and nitrogen in the air to create an explosion that would kill
everyone in the area except himself.
        But he couldn't.
        If he adapted his body now, he would win the battle but lose
the war.  Upon returning to The Island Of The Physical Discipline, he
would be looked upon with derision for not being able to defeat Captain
America without increasing or changing his own body's ability.  He HAD to
win using only the natural talents of his own body, if he wanted to leave
no possibility that someone like Insanis could claim he was too weak too
lead.
        But right now he was hard-pressed to even keep up a draw with
The Living Legend Of World War II, who was fighting like a man possessed.
        Every blow Upstart threw, every kick he shot, was dodged or blocked
and the would be leader of The Physical Discipline found himself
scrambling to dodge or block Captain America's blow.
        And worst of all, those damned throwbacks who HE himself had
called to the alleyway were cheering for Captain America, not him! How
dare they!
        The fury that had led him to smash Captain America under the
broken debris of a wall was still there, but it no longer powered him,
he had come to realize that he had to think, to be methodical to defeat
this man who had years and years of combat experience against not only
the best this world had to offer, but those of other worlds as well.
        Captain America had fought Kree, he had fought Skrulls, he had
battled Vampires and Villains whose physique had been hugely increased
by dangerous drugs.  He had fought Nazi's, Atlanteans, mutants, terrorists,
robots, time-travelers, cosmic beings and always conquered through his
perfect focus of mind, body and spirit.
        He was truly a worthy opponent.
        Upstart blocked a chopping thrust that would have crushed his
windpipe, ducked the swinging Shield that followed and swept Captain
America's legs out from under him, an intense look of concentration on
his face.
        The Captain moved his body with the fall, turning a 360 and
landing on his feet, bringing his Shield down hard with both hands and
just missing Upstart by a hairsbreadth, The Fellow throwing his body back 
just in time.
        Upstart lashed out with a fist, hitting the Shield as it was
pulled in front of him, cursing the fact that he'd dropped the Shield
himself to free up his hands to fight Captain America, giving his opponent
a weapon and an advantage.
        Captain America grabbed the Shield by the sides and pounded it
forward, catching Upstart off guard and smashing it into his face, smashing
his nose to a pulp and staggering him backwards.
        Upstart instantly dropped to one arm, knowing Captain America
would follow through while his vision was temporarily blinded by pain.
He heard Captain America travel over him and spun about on his hand, his
pain blurred vision clearing as he leaped forward in the hopes of getting
on top of Captain America and holding him down.
        But The Living Legend rolled with his forward motion, and Upstart
was forced to follow suit, finding himself facing off against Captain
America once again, neither of them the better for their astoundingly
dexterous moves.  They had been fighting for over an hour now, neither
giving an inch, neither connecting with physical blows more than a handful
of times.
        "I can do this forever, Captain!" chuckled Upstart, wiping the
blood from his nose, which had already healed but was now crooked.  He
would have to re-break it to fix his classically handsome features, a
minor inconvenience but enough of one to re-emphasize his growing hatred
for The Avenger"Can you?"
        "No," replied Captain America, his voice even in confident,"Just
long enough."
        Upstart threw a powerful, almost impossible kick at Captain
America, who dodged to the side and gripped the foot in order to twist
it.  Upstart responded by using Captain America's hands as an anchor and
leaped into the air, his other foot spinning about to connect with The
Captain's head.
        The Sentinel Of Liberty ducked, pulling Upstart's foot down with
him.  Upstart arrested his other foots arc and brought it down to connect
with Captain America's shoulder.  Captain America saw the move coming
and pulled his hands back, upsetting Upstart's balance and flipping him
over.
        Upstart landed on his feet again, ducking to dodge
Captain America's shield as The Avenger swung his arm at him.  He lashed
out with his outstretched palms and solidly connected with his opponents
stomach, the sound of The Captain's surprised breath being knocked out
a hugely comforting sound indeed.
        Captured by the pleasure of finally connecting, Upstart
momentarily allowed his guard down and Captain America swung his free
arm down and slammed the flat of his palm into the side of Upstart's
head, sending a huge ringing noise through his head.
        "ARRRGH!" he growled, dropping onto his ass while Captain America
staggered back, clutching his belly and gritting his teeth.  He looked
up and saw Upstart's sudden vulnerability, pushed past the pain and
rushed forward, swinging forth a boot in a kick a Football star would
have been proud of.  He connected viciously with Upstart's face and
knocked the stunned Fellow backwards, Captain America's opponent rolling
backwards and trying to leap to his feet.
        The ringing wouldn't go away, though, and it was upsetting his
concentration, not allowing Upstart to heal himself and throw his sense
of balance back into gear.  As a result, as he leaped to his feet he also
staggered backwards and tripped over the rubble he had tried to bury
Captain America under before.
        The Living Legend leaped over the rubble, to the cheers and
cries of the crowd in the mouth of the alleyway, and landed on top of
Upstart, lifting his Shield high above him.
        "YEILD!" Captain America roared,"Or I'll take your head off!"
        Fear shot through Upstart, the loss of his inner balance was
throwing his concentration of and Captain America's threat was suddenly
very real.  If his head was taken off, there was a good chance that he
would not recover, and an even greater chance that if he did, he'd be
a mindless corpse.
        HE'D BEEN BEATEN!
        His eyes closed and he sighed softly, knowing that his all or
nothing gambit had failed.
        "You win," he whispered, each word stabbing deep into his heart
like a knife,"I yield."

        Madripoor.
        ----------

        Sharon Carter rolled off the pile of garbage, only slightly
thankful that someone had thrown a large sheet of plastic down on the
pile recently.
        She was naked, still slightly drunk and her body buzzing with
a strange feeling from the sweat rubbed into her face by The Fellow who
had been fighting Wolverine.
        She looked up and saw five men standing at the end of the alley,
holding bottles of cheap wine and staring in shock at her.  They weren't
winos or drunks, just five young men out on the town, having stopped in
this alley for who knows what reason in the early hours of the morning,
perhaps to take a piss, maybe they were gay, who knew?
        "I..." she grabbed her head as a wave of dizziness ran through
her entire body,"Tyger.... " she muttered, then fell against the wall.
        "Whoa, lady! You okay?" asked of the men, speaking Filipino,
which, luckily, she understood.  He moved up beside her and allowed her
to lean against him, liking the feel of her warm breasts against his
chest,"You maybe had too much of a good time, huh?"
        "Wha?" she grunted, barely able to think, her entire mind seemed
to have focused on her closeness to this young man who had what felt
like a very nice body.  She was suddenly very aware of her nudity, but
somehow it didn't bother the jaded S.H.I.E.L.D Agent.
        "Feels good," she murmured, stroking her hands over the mans
chest, at the same time wondering what the hell she was doing?  She had
to find... someone? Who? Was it really important?
        "Hey!" laughed one of the concerned young man's companions, a
little drunker than the others,"Maybe she ain't all partied out yet?"
        "Like her hair," one of the others commented quietly,"Kind of
orange red, she's an American, eh?"
        "She's a HORNY American!" cackled one of the other men, taking
a long swig at his wine.  All the men were dressed in fine clothes,
perhaps they were from Hightown and were slumming it.  But then again,
right now she didn't really care.
        "Empty!" moaned Sharon, the pheromones in the sweat The Fellow
had rubbed into her face sending her body into a sexual frenzy, her
hands came down and cupped her pussy and she squeezed it as she threw
back her head, eyes squeezed shut,"Soooo horny!"
        The men, half drunk, had been arguing about whether or not the
telepathic message had been a real threat or some kind of drug induced
collective dream.  A lot of underground drug factories operated around
this section of LowTown, making it a dangerous and therefore exciting
hangout for rich kids from HighTown.
        Now they had something new to concentrate their youthful vitality
on.
        Sharon.
        She moaned as she was laid on the ground by the first man, who
had been concerned for her at first but was just horny now, he spread
her legs and the men whistled appreciatively at the sight of her shaven
cuntlips and small rectangle of orange pubic hair.
        She moaned again as she felt fingers roughly part her cuntlips,
and whether the moan was in denial or desire the men did not know nor
care.  She had appeared naked in the alley, rubbed her pussy, said it
felt empty and that she was horny, that was all the invitation they needed.
        For the record, Sharon's body was responding, a desperate itch
deep in her loins crying out for satisfaction as the last lingering
dregs of her conscious minds inhibitions said that this was wrong, she
shouldn't be feeling this way, she had a more important thing to do, and
she should be doing it right now!
        If only she could remember what that was.
        One of the men gets around by her front and pulled his pants
down, revealing a lean cock sticking right up into the air.  He grabbed
it in his hand and turned it down towards her face, then got onto his
knees and pressed it against her lips.
        Her mouth responded naturally, opening up and allowing him to slide
his cock between her red lips.  His pubic hair pressed against her face
as he buried his cock fully into her mouth, moaning in pleasure as his
balls came to rest firmly against her nose.
        He pulled back, then grabbed her by the chin and pulled her
head back, angling his cock for better oral penetration as he once again
slid his cock into her mouth.  The stranger groaned in pleasure as he felt
her mouth and lips pull tight around his engorged cock, Sharon gasping
for breath as he thrust in her hot, wet mouth again and again, thrusting
in, withdrawing, thrusting in, withdrawing.  Sharon sucked at his cock
hungrily, her body incredibly turned on by the degrading act, her mouth
full of lean dick as he relentlessly fucked The S.H.I.E.L.D Agent in her
beautiful.
        He went for several minutes before finally tensing above her,
then spurting thick, creamy sperm into her throat.  His cum filled the
back of her mouth before her natural reflexes made her swallow it, gulping
down this stranger's sperm as he buried his cock inside of her mouth
and blasted shot after shot of the thick, gooey sperm into her.
        Finally the stranger withdrew his cock, one last strand of his
semen stretching from his cock down to her upper lip.
        "How was her mouth, man?" asked one of the man's companions as
he zipped his pants back up.  The first man had been playing with her
tits and her pussy while she gobbled the other man's crank, meaning the
others could only watch.
        "Wet and hot," laughed the first man,"Almost like a pussy, I
suggest you try it!"
        "I ain't waiting, man!" growled the man who had asked, and before
Sharon knew what was going on, another cock was pushing past her lips,
balls set against her chin as he knelt on either side of her arms and
fed his cock into her mouth.
        Sharon cunt is growing wetter, her cuntlips swelling and her clit
moistening as she became more and more aroused.
        The first man nodded with a slight smile as he watched her cunt
begin to flow with juices, making her pink, shaven cuntlips glisten.  He
looked up and shook his head with a grin as he watched Sharon sucking
contentedly on the cock buried inside of her mouth.
        He got down onto his stomach between her legs and slid his hands
under her thighs, lifting them slightly as he slid his tongue out and
ran it up the length of her moist snatch.  He licked deeply up and down
between her slit, pressing his mouth against Sharon Carter's spread
cuntlips.
        As the stranger's throbbing, swollen cock began to stab roughly
up and down between her red lips, Sharon felt the first man's hot breath
on her shaven cunt, then his tongue pressing between her pussylips,
scooping up her hot juices.  Her body arched and her mouth tightened
around the cock inside of her mouth as she was eaten out by a complete
stranger.  Her hips hunched and humped up against his mouth, loving the
feel of his lips pressing firmly against her cunt, sucking up her steadily
growing juices and driving her wild with desire.
        Then his mouth was gone from her cock and she moaned in
disappointment around the cock inside of her mouth.  The man who had
already had his dick sucked by The S.H.I.E.L.D Agent just chuckled.
        "You'll be moaning a different tune soon, I think!"
        Sharon felt something press against her cunt and her mind cried
out with sexual joy, knowing exactly what it was.
        A second later her hips were grabbed roughly and she was pulled
forward onto the first man's cock.  Doing this caused the cock in her
mouth to slide mostly out, rasping along her teeth as it did so.  This
was enough for the man fucking her face and he blew his load as his cock
was pulled from her mouth, shooting his sperm all over her face, the
horny Agent 13 catching just a few stray drops.
        Her mouth now free, Sharon cried out in ecstasy as her tight cunt
was stretched deliciously around the rock hard cock slamming into her
cunt.  The two men who hadn't had her yet cheered at the sight of The
American Woman's tight, shaven cunt stretched around their friends hard
cock.
        The muscles in her legs contracted as he withdrew to the point
of exit, her cunt sucking back on his meat before he slammed back into
her, causing her leg muscles to tense again, then relax before her repeated
the same thing again.
        He rammed his cock deeply into her, gripping underneath her
thighs tightly as Sharon's legs came up and wrapped around his waist
in the hopes of getting him deeper inside of her.
        He slammed in and out of her cunt again and again, grunting
roughly as he slammed it to this hot American woman who had come out of
nowhere.  His arched his back and ground his cock against her clit,
Sharon screaming in ecstasy as she tossed her head about and her body
twisted and writhed beneath him.
        "OOohooohh!" groaned her fucker, and blew his load inside of her
pussy.  He collapsed against her, his spasming cock trickling out the
last of his sperm inside of her juicy, creaming cunt, her tits pressing
against his chest.
        He lay on top of her for a few moments, panting and trying to
catch his breath until the protests of his remaining friends prompted
him to slide out and off of her.  Her cunt protested at no longer being
filled with hard cock, she still hadn't cum and getting face and cuntfucked
had only driven her to a higher point of desire.
        "Okay, baby," laughed the fourth man,"My turn, and I guarantee
you'll remember this!"
        He pulled his pants down around his ankles and dropped to his
knees between Sharon's legs, grabbing her thighs and lifting her long,
toned legs up.
        Sharon moaned in pleasure at the aching feeling in her legs as
he bent them back until they were almost touching her breasts.  This
had lifted her ass into the air and spread her cheeks, and suddenly she
was very, very aware of her asshole.
        Moments later she felt the tip of his cock pressing against the
tight, pink pucker of her asshole.  She groaned low and sexy in the back
of her throat at the idea of being sodomized right here in a dirty back
alley in Madripoor by a stranger.  She'd often played with her asshole
during masturbation, and had even tried to get Steve to experiment with
fucking her there.  But Captain America, while a fantastic lover, knew
only three different sexual positions, missionary, missionary
and missionary.  She'd asked him to fuck her doggy-style once but he'd
declined, saying he didn't like the derogatory position it put a woman
into.
        Sometimes she wasn't surprised they'd broken up.
        The head of the fourth strangers prick drove itself relentlessly
into her rectum, making Sharon continue to groan low at the back of her
throat as her asshole was stretched by his meat.
        "All right, man!" laughed the first three men, who had fucked
her now and had taken to drinking again,"Fuck that American bitches
ass!"
        Whether he heard their drunken cries of encouragement or not, he
continued to force more of his dick into the S.H.I.E.L.D Agent's tight
little asshole, her sphincter gripping onto his shaft in a way that was
so different to the feel of a pussy that it was indescribable.  The hard
clench of her butthole around his cock was almost dragging him further
and further into her, not that he was resisting!
        With a groan of ecstasy, the fourth stranger finally managed to
fuck all of his prick into her tight ass, his pubic hair pressing against
her parted cuntlips, his balls warm against her lewdly spread asscheeks.
        He ground his hips against her ass, a satisfied grin of lust on
his face as he looked down on Sharon, leaning against her legs which were
now pressing firmly against her breasts.
        He started to pump into her, withdrawing just a little at first
before pushing back in, then a little more and a little more until he was
fully fucking her tight little asshole.
        Burying his cock inside of her asshole again, he lay against her
legs, grinding against her asscheeks, teasing her with little fucks into
her asshole, making her moan and cry out in desire before pulling back
and then plunging back deep into her asshole.
        "OHOHOHOH.... AAAHHHHH!!!!" Sharon cries out finally,
her assfucking enough to finally push her over the edge.  Her back arched
and her head tossed about on the ground as she screamed out her orgasmic
ecstasy.
        The stranger grunted as he felt her ass clench tighter than
ever before around his penis, feeling his cum boiling up within his balls
and knowing that it was now or never, he began to relentlessly pound into
her ass as she screamed out her orgasm beneath him.
        His cock slammed in and out of her asshole again and again,
slicing in and out of her tight little butt as his body was pushed to the
edge, the man desperately trying to hold onto the moment before orgasm,
the intense pleasure/pressure of it driving him ever upwards towards a
more powerful orgasm than he had ever had.
        Finally, his body shaking with the pressure of holding it ,
he slammed fully into Sharon Carter's asshole one last time, grinding
against her ass before blasting her bowels with his cum, spraying sperm
all over the innerwalls of her butthole.
        With a grunt, he withdrew from her ass with a wet, squelching
noise, her ass dragging back on his cock.
        "Oh!" moaned Sharon, her orgasm having cleared her mind somewhat
and suddenly bringing back to her that she was supposed to be getting into
the next building to find Tyger Tyger,"I have to go... I have to...."
        "Oh no!" snapped the fifth and last man,"NO! I am going to get
some fucking pussy, and I'm getting it now!"
        Sharon tried to sit up but her body was frighteningly weak,
whether because of her orgasm, getting fucked by four men or a combination
of both she didn't know.  All that she did know was that Steve was in
trouble, Wolverine was fighting a battle against a seemingly invulnerable
opponent and she had to find Tyger Tyger.
        "Listen," she grunted, hating herself for what she was about to
say,"I promise I'll come back and let you fuck me all night long tomorrow,
but I have to go...."
        "NO!" screamed the last man angrily, to the laughs of his four
comrades,"I've waited for this all my life, I am NOT waiting any longer!"
        - Oh fuck, a virgin! - she sighed, weighing up how close she
should let him get before kicking him in the balls and getting out of
there.
        But her weariness became fear when suddenly the fifth strangers
four companions rushed to her side and grabbed her, holding her down
by the shoulders and ankles.
        "Come on, man!" the first stranger laughed,"We'll hold her down,
you fuck her!"
        - OH SHIT NO! - Sharon cried in terror, struggling slightly
against her captors, wishing she wasn't so strangely fatigued.
        Most scary of all was that she could feel her arousal returning,
whatever The Fellow had rubbed into her face was fucking her up mind and
body.
        The fifth man started forward with an eager look on her face,
then stopped when a cracking noise sounded.
        "What the fuck?" he gasped.
        Clicking footsteps sounded, becoming louder and louder as the
owner approached.
        The five men gasped as the woman entered the alley, a confident,
amused look on her face.  She was an Asian, her body incredibly sexy
as she swaggered her way into the alley.  She was dressed in a tight
golden outfit made up of strips of golden material, a small hole set
between her cleavage and against the interior of her left thigh.  An
orange cape was set onto her shoulders, running down to the back of her
knees.  She wore long golden gloves and had the appearance and bearing
of someone who belonged in a palace, not an alleyway in the slums of
LowTown.
        Beside her, gripping a whip in one giant hand was a very, very
large man, dressed in a tight fitting suit with long brown hair and a
bedraggled beard.
        "I do believe the lady has had enough," said Tyger Tyger with
a slight grin,"I suggest you boys get back to Barker Boulevard before
your Mothers and Fathers start wondering what happened to you."
        "And if you don't," growled the man beside her,"They'll wonder
a little longer and be the worse off when they find out."
        "Now, now, Roughouse," chuckled Tyger as the five men stared in
horror at the huge bruiser,"No need for threats, these boys have had
their fun, they know it's time for bed."
        The four men who had had their fun with Sharon rushed past her,
grabbing the one that hadn't, and rushed to find a taxi back to the
plush, luxury homes of their parents just outside of The Central Business
District.
        "Now darling," said Tyger with a smile, bending down to slide
a finger over the side of Sharon's face,"What's a nice S.H.I.E.L.D Agent
like you doing in a place like this?"

        Avengers Mansion - New York.
        ----------------------------

        The city had gone mad, but as he'd moved through the streets
with his small entourage, Captain America had been pleased to see that
the initially small group swelled larger and larger.  Upstart walked before
him, his head down and his shoulders hunched miserably as he considered
the ramifications of his defeat.  He'd lost everything, he was disgraced,
defeated by a champion of The Old Humanity because he'd been stupid
enough to fight the man on Old Humanity terms.  Now he had yielded and
despite the fact that he could kill Captain America anytime he wished,
he had lost and become The Living Legends lesser, by right of conquest.
        For a being who considered himself the epitome of
Physical Excellence and superiority, this was the worst kind of shame.
        Captain America arrived at the gates to Avengers Mansion with
a following of close to a thousand men, women and children.  They included
looters, rapists, muggers and victims, a disparate group that had thrown
off the powerful field of mental domination imposed on them by The Mental
Discipline.
        There was one man standing outside the gates of The Mansion, as
if he'd been waiting for them all this time.
        "Captain America," said Ben Urich, reporter for The Daily Bugle,
a cigarette dangling limply from his lip,"Do you have time for a couple
of questions?"

        End Captain America : Evolution 2.

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