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And hey, howzabout, as a wacky kind of idea, if you like this story you actually let me know about it, and send me some feedback? It's a crazy idea, but it's just crazy enough to work! Dimitri - dimitri_resides@yahoo.com Gambit : Evolution 1. Remy LeBeau had an incredibly beautiful girlfriend, who was tall, beautiful, sexy as hell, beautiful, had a body to kill for, was beautiful, strong, beautiful, had a cool Southern accent, was very beautiful, made him the envy of every man who saw them on the street and was very, very.... attractive. Right now Remy LeBeau sat on his bed, masturbating. Because for all the things that Remy's girlfriend was (including beautiful), there was one thing she was not. Touchable. Rogue (even Remy didn't know her real name) had a mutant power that made skin to skin contact impossible, any person she touched, she absorbed that persons personality and (if they had them) powers. Depending on the length of contact, the transference lasted between a few minutes and, in one case, almost a full year (*) and only one cure had ever been found and quickly lost (**) again. As a result, the two had taken a very experimental approach to the problem of how to continue having sex without touching. They'd tried 'ravaging' (sexual intercourse without removing clothes) at first, and then role-playing voyeurism (each masturbating while watching the other doing something their partner considered erotic) and finally mutual masturbation, which both had come to enjoy greatly. Ravaging had been an interesting diversion, role-playing fun for a couple of weeks, but now they felt they'd found a way to cut through the crap and just get straight to the pleasure without touching each other. Now, in one of a million generic hotels to be found across America, which they were currently 'sightseeing', they were ready for their latest experiment. Across the bed from him, Rogue sat on her knees, naked as the day she was born and much, much sexier. One slender, toned arm moved slowly up and down between her large, firm breasts, her hand stroking and probing past her clitoris and down between her vaginal lips, which she'd just finished shaving right in front of him. His eyes greedily drank in the magnificent sight of her massive tits, which shook and quivered ever so slightly on her chest as she leaned back further and further, spreading her legs wide as she arched her magnificent back. The Southern beauty ran her hands over her incredible body, slightly opening her eyes and watching both her own body’s and Gambit's as she stroked her breasts, squeezing the large globes of tit-flesh happily. Rogue's hands quickly slid down between her legs, rubbing at her pussy, her massive breasts heaving up and down, her heart pounding heavily as she grew more and more excited, more and more aroused. She rubbed her clitoris as she eyed Gambit's crotch, watching as he pumped his own meat. His cock glistened, not from lubrication but because he had a plastic wrap about it, as well as his hips and his balls. There was a good reason for this, which would become obvious later at the climax to their mutual masturbation. Rogue grunted as she thought about this, humping her cunt up as her fingers drove up deep into her pussy. Panting and moaning, the former X-Woman turned herself around, pushing her big tits into the firm mattress of the bed and presenting her delightfully curved ass to Gambit before she began to hump and grind her crotch down onto her hand, stuck between her pussy and the firm mattress, flooded with delightful, wet heat. She humped her ass up and down, knowing that Gambit's eyes would be following her butt as it jumped up and down, also knowing that his fist would be pumping up and down his cock to the same rhythm, imagining that he was inside of her cunt. She pumped furiously into her cunt, grunting, moaning and letting out quiet whimpers of pleasure as her vagina clenched and tightened around her fingers. She shuddered violently, her ass bouncing up and down into the air, her cunt spasming and shaking and sucking at her fingers as she rammed them again and again into her slit, deeper and deeper each time as her thumb ground against her clitoris. Her climax was building and building, the coals of her passion stoked by her fingers, building to a burning crescendo of passion. Seemingly rippling endlessly up and down her spine as pleasure shook her to the core of her being. Her back arched, her breasts rising from the sheets as she cast back her head, her mouth open in a wordless cry of pleasure. Her body seemed locked in an impossible position, and he was certain she held it longer than most other women could purely because of her incredible strength. Then, finally, she collapsed to the bed, her hand remained locked onto her cuntmound, her juices dribbling and flowing out between her half-buried fingers. "Oh shit, Chere, quickly," Gambit whispered harshly, and Rogue quickly rolled over, energetic again as she eagerly anticipated what he was about to do. She came to a stop on her back, but her tits continued to roll as their own weight pulled them further along her chest before pulling back and coming to a quivering halt on her chest, nipples erect and tit-flesh glistening with sweat. Gambit quickly straddled Rogue's waist, his skin not touching hers due to the plastic wrap around her hips, his buttocks and thighs as well as his genitals and penis, leaving only his cockhead open to the air. Positioning his cock just between her breasts, Gambit watched as Rogue reached up with her delicate but powerful hands and grabbed her breasts, squashing them together on either side of his penis. Remy moaned happily as Rogue began to quickly push her tits back and forth, up and down over his cock, wanking his cock with her breasts, the exposed skin of his cockhead never quite coming into contact with the skin of her naked breasts. "Yes, yes, do it Chere, jerk me off wit dem big titties," he moaned happily. "That's right," she groaned,"Cum on me, Remy, cum on mah face!" Her breasts squashed and enveloped his cock, his meat plunging in and out of her big, firm breasts, driving him towards the edge of an incredible orgasm. "Ahhh SHIT!" cried Gambit, and suddenly his cock was jerking and spasming between Rogue's breasts, firing shot after shot of cum right onto her face, splattering onto her nose, between her eyes, over her forehead and onto her lips. She caught a couple of shots directly into her mouth and grinned wickedly at the Cajun before savoring the taste a little, then swallowing his cum. "Oh yes," moaned Gambit, falling off of her body to the side, landing firmly on the mattress beside her, their skin having never touched even once. He looked up at her, watching her as she cheekily scooped some of his cum off of her face and began to rub it into her breasts, squeezing her large mammaries and pressing his sperm into her skin. "Did we get dat?" he groaned, feeling tired but excited at the same time. "Sure did, lover," chuckled Rogue, and looked over at the video camera taping their exploits for later viewing pleasure. They'd first hit upon the idea after Remy had read about using plastic wrap to prevent infection when eating out your partner (he'd read it in one of Rogue's woman’s magazines while looking for pictures of naked women). Since oral sex was one of the few things they couldn't do (well, Rogue could suck his cock, but the preparation was almost more than it was worth) he'd hit upon the idea of making a 'big condom' that covered his thighs, hips, ass, balls and cock. That day when Rogue returned from the store from which she'd just brought a camcorder to make a video chronicle of their trip across the country. He grabbed her as she stepped through the door and tossed her onto the bed, and before she could react he was pulling off her tight jeans (wearing gloves of course) and tearing at her panties. She'd begun to protest, then seen what he'd done and allowed herself to be taken, crying out in pleasure as for the first time in nearly seven months she had a cock pushed into her cunt. He'd fucked her hard and fast and they'd both come quickly, Gambit glad he'd had the presence of mind to leave a small gap of air between the head of his penis and the 'condom' he'd made. Later, while working out how to use the camcorder they'd discovered they had taped each other fucking and, after a little trepidation, had both admitted that it turned them on to see each other on t.v together. They'd masturbated on the couch of the motel lounge together that night while watching their sex from earlier on, and it had quickly become a wildly vital part of their sex life. They watched porno movies together, getting ideas that they used for role playing, and after watching the last one - a fetish video called Super-Hero CumFest in which women dressed as make believe super-heroines were tit-fucked and jerked off over - Rogue had decided she wanted to get a cumbath, and Gambit had been only too eager to comply. The next afternoon, lying in bed together with one arm draped over Rogue's waist (she had a sheet wrapped around her, making it safe to 'touch'), Gambit watched the video with a lewd grin on his face as the him on the video came over Rogue's face. "Dirty little vixen aren't you, eh, chere?" he chuckled into her ear. "And whose cock is that pushing against the small of mah back right now, hmmm?" she replied with a sexy, sensual grin. "Maybe we put it to good use, no?" "Maybe, Cajun, if yah play yah cards...." - WE ARE HERE! - blasted into their heads, throwing them out of the bed with physical force. - HUMANITY, YOU'RE TIME IS DONE, - the massive, intruding voice continued, - MUTANTS WERE THE FIRST SIGN, BUT NOW THEY, TOO, ARE OBSOLETE, THE CHOSEN HAVE ARRIVED, THE NEW EVOLUTION OF HUMAN EXISTENCE, THE FINAL EVOLUTION OF HUMAN EXISTENCE IN HERE, NOW! - Shocking images filled their minds, unbelievable images of The Avengers lying defeated and beaten at the hands of mysterious opponents. - WE HAVE ALREADY DEFEATED WITH EASE THE GREATEST EXAMPLES OF THE OLD HUMANITY, THE AVENGERS FELL BEFORE US EASILY, AND ANY OTHERS WHO THINK THEY COULD CHALLENGE OUR POWER WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE. YOUR TIME AS MASTERS OF THIS PLANET IS OVER, NOW YOU WILL SERVE US AS WE LIFT HUMANKIND TO IT'S RIGHTFUL PLACE AS EVENTUAL RULERS OF THE UNIVERSE. - Was it over? The two lovers stared at each other with wide eyes, shocked to the core at both the mental intrusion, which had even gotten into Gambit's usually difficult mind with terrifying ease. - YOU WILL SERVE US, OR DIE, - boomed the voice, making Rogue clutch her ears in frustration at the pain of the booming voice. Gambit shook his head, unsure what to think about this intrusion which was so unexpected. When Professor Xavier had been alive, Gambit had always purposefully left his mind open to any messages the powerful telepath might send. Xavier had told him that Remy's mind was as slippery and difficult to catch as his body was, and although he could do it if he had to, the situation would not be pleasant for either of them. For whoever these 'WE' were, they'd slipped into his mind with an almost contemptuous ease, and that was a very, very scary thought. "Remy? What was that?" gasped Rogue. He stared at her, hating the fact that he couldn't wrap his arms around her and comfort her, her powers always that slight wedge between them despite their closeness, despite all their little sex games and love for each other. "I don' rightly know, chere," Gambit replied,"But I tink it best dat we get to Alaska right quick after all." The Residence Of Scott Summers and Jean Grey. --------------------------------------------- They stepped into the kitchen and looked about, concern etched on each others face. "Come out, you two," Remy said after a few moments,"You should have de moment you saw it was us." Rogue arched an eyebrow in confusion, but moments later Angel and Psylocke seemed to step from the shadows, shocking her with their sudden appearance. "Our apologies, Remy," said Elizabeth 'Betsy' Braddock, aka Psylocke,"I was going to attempt a surface scan of your minds to make sure you were who you appeared to be." "Seems everyone likes doing dat lately," grumbled Remy,"How long have you been here?" "A few hours," replied Angel, who had never been entirely comfortable with the former thief,"How did you get here so fast?" "I flew us," replied Rogue,"We decided to forego any cover we had for speed." "I'm glad you did," said Betsy, although her beautiful Asian features remained cool and impassive, almost businesslike,"I have been unable to telepathically contact any of The X-Men, or should I say the former X-Men, as well as X-Factor or The Avengers." "Any sign of what happened here?" asked Rogue. "I found the barest telepathic trace of Jean, Scott, Ororo and Jubilee," said Betsy,"Whoever was here had either telepathic abilities or a companion who did. They covered their tracks almost completely, but I think I can track them to wherever they took our former teammates." "Den de question is, do we go after dem now or wait in case any other X-Men who might arrive." "I cannot establish a telepathic link with Bishop, whom Jean said might join us," replied Betsy,"But I cannot guarantee how long the slight telepathic trace I have might last." "Let's put it to vote then," declared Angel, who had obviously decided he would lead this team,"I say we go now." "I think we should wait," replied Rogue. "I say we go," said Betsy. Remy hesitated,"Sorry, chere, but I got to agree with Warren and Betsy on dis one, we should go now." Rogue sighed, raising one hand to her forehead,"Okay, fine, ah just hope we're prepared for whoever these freaks are, and ah hope they ain't as tough as they made themselves out tah be." Pyslocke concentrated firmly on the telepathic trace she'd caught onto, then used the reduced powers left to her since Onslaught had severed her link to the Crimson Dawn (***) to envelop all four in shadows and take them to the end of the trail. A second later, the kitchen of Jean Grey and Scott Summers was once again empty. Location unknown. ----------------- "Master?" Dunac grunted, not wanting to take his gaze from the engrossing image of the three naked mutant woman before him. The image was only a few inches wide and long, supplied to him via a crystal given to him by The Mental Discipline to allow him to watch all the fun. "Master?" repeated The Fellow, who knew his place since Dunac was one of The First, but he also was an arrogant, smug and superior bastard who hated acting subservient. "What?" snapped Dunac, turning to face The Fellow, who despite his own superiority complex could sense the immense power emanating from one of the very First of The Fellowship Of The Physical Discipline. "You asked to be told, Master, the moment the telepathic alarm went off." "Ahhh yes," hissed Dunac happily,"Give it to me." Yet another of the crystals of The Mental Discipline was handed to Dunac by The Fellow, opened to the image of Scott and Jean's kitchen, in which stood four mutants, two of them men and of no interest to Dunac unless he cared to prove his superiority over them, and two exceptionally beautiful women. "Their names?" "Master?" "What are the women's names, fool!" snapped Dunac angrily, his mind already feverishly running over all the things he could do with the two women. "Ahhhh, the purple haired one is Psylocke, real name Elizabeth Braddock, the one with the white highlight is Rogue, real name unknown." "Rogue, Psylocke," chuckled Dunac,"Delicious." He went back to watching Jean, Ororo and Jubilee on the other crystal, his unspoken order clear. All of his Followers were to be ready to face Rogue, Psylocke and the two men when they came, all so Dunac could have two more women for his steadily growing harem. "Delicious," repeated Dunac with a quiet chuckle. Muir Isle - Several Hours Earlier. ---------------------------------- Brian Braddock - A mystically powered man with a link to the very land of Britain that made him strong and powerful far beyond that of normal men. His codename was Captain Britain. Meggan - an Elemental of extraordinary beauty with features like those of a elf. Her codename was.... Meggan. Once they'd been members of a superteam called eXcalibur, but that had since disbanded in the wake of a more global X-Team in X-Factor, and also a much safer, more tolerant world since Henry McCoy had cured Legacy, AIDS and most forms of Cancer in one fell swoop. They had also once been lovers. They still were, but now they were married too. Brian stepped forward, staring with undisguised lust at his wife's incredibly sexy body, a body that just screamed sex, a body that men could not help but look at. As someone with a deep (and sometime sensual) connection to the Earth, there had never been a heterosexual man who had seen her without lusting for her. And she was Brian's. She lay on the grass, basking in the sun that seemed to perpetually shine on Muir Isle, completely naked, her gorgeous body almost seeming to shine, her skin was a milky white that reflected the light and contrasted very nicely with the emerald green of the grassy hill she lay on. Brian lowered his body over hers, his own body was physically perfect, his eyes blue, his hair blond, his skin pale but not as much as his wife’s. His hands pressed into the firm, yielding grass on either side of her and he leaned down as she leaned up, the two sharing a sensuous kiss. His naked flesh pressed against her as his hands slid along the side of her body, her large, firm breasts pressing against his broad, muscular chest. His fingertips ran briefly along the sides of her breasts and she moaned into his mouth, her eyes half closed, her face the seeming personification of sensuality itself. His hard organ was pressing against her belly as they kissed and stroked each other, Meggan's hands circling his back and making small circles beneath his shoulderblades. One hand slid between the Elemental's legs and lightly cupped her cuntmound, causing her legs to naturally open wider. As he carefully played with her clitoris, he took his cock with his free hand and positioned it at the steaming entrance to her completely bald pussy, ready to slide once more into his incredibly beautiful wife's delicious cunt. He pressed down hard, boring into her tight cunt, opening the walls of her pussy with a slow, drilling passage into her tight, bald snatch. Brian's cock drove into her till his balls lay against the tight, compacted asscheeks of Meggan's delicious, rounded ass. He sucked on one nipple as he began to saw into her, his cock pumping back and forth into her juicy opening as she gasped in pleasure, her body totally open to pleasure, not holding back at all, not holding anything back. He humped steadily, his hips rolling back and forth against hers as his hands caressed her breasts, his teeth lightly gnawing at her nipple. Picking up the pace, grinding faster and faster against her hips, Brian moved his mouth from her nipple, kissed up the crook of her neck and her cheek, sliding his tongue between her lips and into her mouth. She sucked on his tongue, groaning happily as he humped in and out of her tight, bald pussy. Now Brian was fucking with more energy, his ass rising and falling steadily as he fucked his cock into her with deep, powerful strokes, her cunt sucking back on his cock every time he pulled back out of her. The two lovers - so attuned to each others needs not just because of their love but because they also shared a special affinity with the land and so with each other - both shifted the angles of their hips so that every time Brian Braddock's cock slid into her cunt, it did so at an angle that rasped along her clitoris. She raised her legs and wrapped them around his waist, pushing her cunt back up against his thrusting cock, grinding her hips to maximise the delicious pleasure of contact between his pumping cockshaft and her engorged clitoris. Her body was heating up, her cunt seeming to bubble and boil between her legs. Warmth spread out from her cunt to every nerve and muscle as Brian fucked his cock in and out of her cunt. She wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him closer, kissing his passionately as she thrust her cunt up hard against his crotch, her legs closed tightly around his hips, moaning and groaning around the tongue in her mouth. His cock rasped across her clit and waves of pleasure surged throughout her crotch and out to every limb of her body. She grunted and moaned, mewling and calling out in pleasure as she pulled her mouth free from him, slapping her cunt up against his crotch. She came suddenly, crying out in pleasure, whining in pleasure as he rocked back and forth under Brian's steadily faster fucking strokes. She trembled, clinging to him as he drove his cock deeper and deeper into her pussy, throwing her head back and her legs wide as she wet limp, letting him fuck her body hard. Like a ragdoll, her arms and legs flailed about, her scream of orgasmic pleasure coming out shaky and quivery as her body bounced up and down beneath Brian's fucking body. Brian cried out in pleasure at the feel of her tight, clinging cunt gripping him even tighter than before, his large cock pistoning in and out of her gushing, flooding fuck channel again and again. Meggan continued to groan and cry out in pleasure, shifting from the end of one orgasm to the beginning of another. She was always like this with him, her body became an incoherent, thought free pleasure zone jerking from one orgasm to the next as her husband smashed his hips down hard against her pelvis, her cunt slamming up to meet his halfway, allowing him to grind his deeply planted cock against her cunt, her clitoris, balls slapping against her asscheeks. Brian leaned back, resting on his knees now and holding her lower body up by her round asscheeks as he pounded his cock into her, making her body jerk back and forth in unrestrained lust, her breasts jumping and bouncing, swinging violently before his lust addled vision, her face contorted with lust as she orgasmed again and again, over and over. With a long moan of pleasure, Brian ground his cock hard against her crotch, planting his long, thick cock deep inside of her gushing snatch and shooting his cum deep into her pussy. He continued to make slow, rough thrusts, his hips slapping against her upturned ass as he stared down her hot, naked body. "I love you," he whispered. "I love you," she moaned. - WE ARE HERE! - cried a completely different voice in their minds. Brian fell back in shock, his cock pulling free from Meggan's cunt with a wet slurping noise. The Elemental lay in shocked silence on the grass, her eyes wide as she tried to deal with the conflicting emotions of a recent orgasm and a sudden telepathic roar in her head. "What's going on....?" started Brian when they were hit with the rest of the message. - HUMANITY, YOU'RE TIME IS DONE, - the roaring voice continued, - MUTANTS WERE THE FIRST SIGN, BUT NOW THEY, TOO, ARE OBSOLETE, THE CHOSEN HAVE ARRIVED, THE NEW EVOLUTION OF HUMAN EXISTENCE, THE FINAL EVOLUTION OF HUMAN EXISTENCE IN HERE, NOW! - Shocking images filled the minds of Brian and Meggan, images of friends and allies being horribly defeated by men dressed like Romans or Greeks of old, with togas and hard, powerful bodies. - WE HAVE ALREADY DEFEATED WITH EASE THE GREATEST EXAMPLES OF THE OLD HUMANITY, THE AVENGERS FELL BEFORE US EASILY, AND ANY OTHERS WHO THINK THEY COULD CHALLENGE OUR POWER WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE. YOUR TIME AS MASTERS OF THIS PLANET IS OVER, NOW YOU WILL SERVE US AS WE LIFT HUMANKIND TO IT'S RIGHTFUL PLACE AS EVENTUAL RULERS OF THE UNIVERSE. - - YOU WILL SERVE US, OR DIE. - "What's going on, Brian?" gasped Meggan in fright, as the two lovers finally recovered from the telepathic onslaught. "I don't know," he gasped, helping her to her feet,"But I think it would be best if we returned to Moira's lab." They gathered their clothes and with as much speed as they were able (which was considerable) returned to Moira's laboratory. There they found the other members of eXcalibur. Though the team was disbanded, all the members still called Muir Isle home, and all were on hand to help Moira not only in her research, but also to stop any of the small handful of small but powerful mutants imprisoned on The Isle for psychiatric treatment. "What is happening here?" demanded Brian as he entered the lab, where everyone else had gathered. They were : Kurt Wagner - Nightcrawler, Kitty Pryde - Shadowcat, Piotr Nikolievitch - Colossus, Rahne Sinclair - Wolfsbane and also Moira's ward and finally the strange aberration, Douglock. "What is happening, mein fruend?" repeated Nightcrawler, from his perch at the side of the main lab bench, his two dexterous toes wrapped around the side of the table. He swept his hand at a series of sensor readings and video monitors set into one wall, showing nothing on radar but picking up seven men like those in the telepathic assault on the video surveillance screens,"Muir Isle is under assault." (*) Rogue once absorbed so much of Carol Danvers personality that 'Carol' would take over from time to time, oddly enough, Carol had complete control over Rogue's powers. Carol Danvers : Currently Warbird (**) In Something Sinister This Way Comes, Gambit and Rogue discover The Z'Noxx Chamber blocks Rogue's powers. It was later destroyed in Herald Of Armageddon, both available from : dimitri_resides@yahoo.com in Avengers. That Dimitri person again. (***) To see what would happen if Onslaught hadn't cut Psylocke's connection to The Crimson Dawn, see my story titled, strangely enough, Crimson Dawn. Available from me at dimitri_resides@yahoo.com End Gambit : Evolution 1. Compliments, Criticisms and/or Requests to : dimitri_resides@yahoo.com