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And hey, howzabout, as a wacky kind of idea, if you like this story you actually let me know about it, and send me some feedback? It's a crazy idea, but it's just crazy enough to work! Dimitri - dimitri_resides@yahoo.com Captain America : Evolution 1 Madripoor. ---------- Sharon Carter was perhaps one of only a small handful of women in the world who could say they'd seen Captain America naked, and one of a much smaller group who could say that not only had she seen him naked, but that he'd boned her as well. Well, that was a crude way of putting it, Captain America certainly didn't 'bone' women. He 'made love' to women, he 'slept' with women, he 'spent the night' with women, as it were. But the after-effect had been the same, she'd been well and truly boned. She had just staggered into bed, having been up most of the night before drinking heavily, putting large, pot-bellied men to shame. There was nothing she enjoyed more than sauntering into a bar, feeling the eyes of all the drunks and young punks crawl all over her body before sitting down and getting into some serious, heavy drinking. It was four in the morning but the air was humid, it was the always hot in Madripoor, always, no matter what time of the day or year it was. She was only here because of her still unofficial status as a S.H.I.E.L.D (*) agent, here to meet another 'unofficial agent' and hook up with an 'unofficial unit' to perform an 'unofficial mission'. She was officially pissed off. Sharon's thoughts had turned to Captain America after flicking uninterestingly through several of the hazy, ghosty channels available at the admittedly low class hotel she was staying in. She had almost gone past the last channel when she'd heard the words '..vengers' and decided to listen in. Somehow this hotel was picking up a late night feed of the previous days news in America, and the article currently on was about the new Avengers team which would probably have been announced a couple of hours ago in America. From what she could gather through the static and rolling picture, the general consensus was that Captain America, Iron Man, Thor and The Scarlet Witch were guaranteed entry, Vision and Hawkeye were hot favorites and The Black Widow and The Black Panther outside chances. Still half-drunk, combined with being half asleep and watching terrible reception, Sharon felt a strangely growing feeling of resentment at the perceived closeness between Captain America and The Scarlet Witch. - Is he fuckin dat gypsy bitch? - she thought almost incoherently through a haze of alcohol, - Fuckin ash-hole. - She shook her head weakly, amused at this sudden urge to stake her claim over Captain America, despite the fact that she'd always stressed a need for her own independence to him. The very thought of Steve having an affair with Wanda was ludicrous, he'd be mortified at the idea of 'taking advantage' of someone on his team, if he even ever considered it, which she doubted. The haze of jealous anger was replaced almost instantly by a sense of affection and love for 'her man' and she felt a bizarre urge to ring him and tell him how much she loved him. She actually got up halfway out of the bed before collapsing back down when her legs refused to walk. She lay half in and half out of the bed, legs akimbo. Due to the heat she was lying above the sheets, dressed only in her panties and a tight tanktop which was half transparent with sweat. She gazed down at her own nipples, which had begun to swell and harden as she'd remembered just how great being with Captain America was. Fucking a living legend was incredible, certainly living up to all the expectations she'd had. He'd been gentle of course, until things revved up and the two of them began humping wildly against each other, both their bodies working at peak precision due to the fantastic conditioning of each other's bodies, even despite her constant abuse of said fantastically conditioned body. "How can he turn down a package like this," she muttered happily, liking the way her breasts squashed down under the tight tank-top, liking the feel of the tight material against her flesh. She spread her legs open and rested her hands on her inner thighs, caressing the smooth, toned flesh, enjoying the cooling sensation that ran through her body, running from her thighs down to her toes, fluttering through her waist and up into her nipples, sending a flush through her face and tingling to the roots of her auburn hair. Her body, relaxed by exhaustion and drunkenness, felt so lethargic that it was incredibly arousing. A vibe was running through it, a low lying hum that was making her steadily more excited. She chuckled as her fingers left her thighs, traced the flat, toned surface of her belly and then traced small circles about her nipples. She let out a slight moan and her legs parted more, her thighs covered in a light glistening sheen. Her panties were riding up into her vaginal lips, sending a pleasing, increasingly more arousing pulse of sexual energy throughout her crotch. The feeling grew more insistent, spreading out from a pounding in her crotch to a steady pounding throughout her body. Her ears reverberating with the rhythm as she cupped her breasts, sliding her hands all over her large, firm mammaries. Her moans became louder and louder, sensations building up higher and higher within her crotch, her clitoris erect and thumping in time to the vibes of pleasure racing throughout her body. Her thighs twitched uncontrollably, her breathing becoming heavier as she slid her hands over her breasts, her waist, her thighs and finally between her legs. "Uhhh," she moaned, cupping her cuntmound and flexing the base of her palm against her clit, driving her wild with pleasure as she forgot where she was, who she was, and why she was doing what she was doing. An intense wave of pleasure charged through her body as she squeezed her cunt with one hand and a tit with the other. Her nipples were incredibly sensitive, and even the friction of the tight fabric of her tanktop on her uncupped breast was driving her crazy with pleasure. Sharon Carter rolled her head to the side, her body thrusting up into the air, her arms dropping momentarily to her side, her hands clawing at the cheap fabric of the blankets. Her toes balled up along the same fabric, her head writhing from side to side. Her legs had spread wide, her cunt burning with need as she thrust both hands between her legs, clutching her hot cuntmound with her hands, sliding her fingers between the wet, gripping lips of her cunt. With a quick, ripping noise she tore her panties from her hips, revealing her hot ass and shaven pussy. Her eyes rolled back in her head and she cried out in pleasure, not caring who heard, not even considering it. She ground her crotch up into her hands, her legs spread wide now as her arms squashed her breasts together. Her entire body was a giant, pulsing center of pleasure, all emanating from deep within her crotch, wave after wave of sexual gratification pouring throughout her entire body as she ground her clit into her palms and slid wet, juicy fingers in and out of her pussy. She pulled the tips of her fingers out of her cunt, then paused momentarily together herself before sliding her middle finger up between her pussylips, sliding it quickly in and out of her wet snatch. Then a second and third finger joined the first and soon three fingers were thrusting in and out of her pussy. Soon Sharon's fingers were pumping in and out between her legs, friction steadily building higher and higher, a wave of pleasure building up between her legs. She knew she would come soon, and she didn't care about prolonging the pleasure or building to a gentle orgasm. She wanted to cum, now, and hard. Her body tremored in ecstasy as she felt her orgasm approaching, despite her desire to get off as quickly as possible she instinctively tried to hold of the final moment of climax as long as she could, which prolonged the final, indescribable moment of anticipation before final release. The rising crescendo of pleasure was almost unbearable, but not quite, and she ground her head back against the firm mattress and squeezed her eyes shut. "Yes, Steve! Yes! YES!!!!!" she screamed, crying out Captain America's name in ecstasy as she hit the final plateau of anticipation before releasing into glorious orgasm. Her juices exploded out over her fingers and onto the sheets, pooling up around her firm asscheeks as she pushed her cunt up into her hands, burying her fingers as deeply into her gushing pussy as she was able, loving the feel of her orgasming cunt clamping about her fingers. At last she collapsed, her body a panting, sweating pile of flesh, her mind covered in a blanket of combined dizziness and alcoholic stupor. She lay in the bed, chest rising and falling heavily, her breasts feeling hot and constrained in the tight tanktop, her bare pussy feeling deliciously free and cool. She sat up after a few minutes, a wave of dizziness washing over her before she caught herself. She gripped the bottom of her tanktop and peeled it up over her breasts and head, throwing it into the corner of the room without a second thought. She slumped back onto the bed, totally naked now and feeling delightful. She loved masturbating, in fact she did it whenever she possibly could, whenever she couldn't get sex, which was often. She spent most of her time dealing with scumbags, losers and villians that she'd never let near her body in a million years, and except for a young eighteen year old bellboy in a little European hotel, she hadn't had anyone since Steve Rogers - Captain America. "Ahhh, I...." she started, before being rudely interrupted by a loud, pounding voice in her head. - WE ARE HERE! - blasted into her head, shocking her into sitting up, battle-ready despite her state of drunkenness and undress. - HUMANITY, YOU'RE TIME IS DONE, - the massive, intruding voice continued, - MUTANTS WERE THE FIRST SIGN, BUT NOW THEY, TOO, ARE OBSOLETE, THE CHOSEN HAVE ARRIVED, THE NEW EVOLUTION OF HUMAN EXISTENCE, THE FINAL EVOLUTION OF HUMAN EXISTENCE IN HERE, NOW! - A shocking mental projection of The Avenger's defeat blasted into her mind, but she didn't see it. Her entire mind was focused on the horrifying image of Captain America disappearing beneath a huge pile of rubble. - WE HAVE ALREADY DEFEATED WITH EASE THE GREATEST EXAMPLES OF THE OLD HUMANITY, THE AVENGERS FELL BEFORE US EASILY, AND ANY OTHERS WHO THINK THEY COULD CHALLENGE OUR POWER WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE. YOUR TIME AS MASTERS OF THIS PLANET IS OVER, NOW YOU WILL SERVE US AS WE LIFT HUMANKIND TO IT'S RIGHTFUL PLACE AS EVENTUAL RULERS OF THE UNIVERSE. - - YOU WILL SERVE US, OR DIE. - Before she could react or fully assimilate this information, the wall of her hotel room burst open and two men fell through the wall, each battling valiantly against the other, striking with blows that would kill even the most dangerous and lethal of men. One was tall, powerfully built with a gleeful look of homicidal mania in his face, the other was short, just as powerfully built, with hairy, thick sideburns and a truly unique hairdo. His face was a concentration of rage barely held in check, and three claws extended from each of his hands, slashing at the other man's skin, cutting it open easily. The man's skin, however, healed almost instantly, and he almost seemed to be enjoying the blows he was receiving. And Sharon Carter sat naked on her bed, staring in surprise and shock as Wolverine and A Fellow Of The Physical Discipline duked it out on the floor of her room. (*) Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Division. New York City. -------------- Upstart paused for a moment on top of the building, savoring the smells and sounds of victory. The City had fallen quickly into chaos, yet another sign that the current 'masters of the world' were undeserving of their place. All it had taken was the defeat of The Avengers and quick destruction of every Police Preceint and Official City Building. City Hall was gutted, the remaining police were under siege trying to deal with looters and other parasites taking advantage of what they thought was a temporary situation. There were screams of terror and victory as mobs hunted down easy victims to attack, sounds of breaking glass and cars crashing, fighting and fucking going on in the streets as rape gangs tracked down anyone they liked the looks of and took them. Upstart snorted in contempt, this was just another indication of how weak and undeserving the sheep were, instead of coming together to fight a common foe, they were turning on each other. "Animals," he muttered,"Let them do what they will, let them separate the strong from the weak. The strongest will soon find that all they have to look forward to is miserable lives of toiling to make our lives better. Even the so-called Superheroes of this world will be nothing more than our servants, our toys to be used as we please, how we please, when we please." He dropped to his hands and knees again and closed his eyes, reaching out with one of the score of extra senses his body had gained since he'd become one of The Physical Discipline. "Lead me a good chase, Captain," Upstart chuckled,"It'll make the moment of victory all the sweeter." He bounded down the side of the building, moving with uncanny, unnatural speed down the fire escape. Upstart bounded into the alley, then stopped short as he lost his scent. He'd been using his extra senses every so often, whenever the confusing smells and sounds of the largest city in the world got in the way. But somehow he felt a strange sense of guilt at doing this, as if he was cheating somehow. He wanted to beat Captain America at his own level, to prove his superiority once and for all, to leave absolutely no leeway for Insanis or any other to dispute his claim to leadership of The Physical Discipline. He looked about the alleyway, sniffing with disgust at the reek of urine and garbage. Deep in one corner of the alley cowered a stinking collection of rags, dirt, alcohol and human, one of the many homeless that dirtied up HIS city. "Where is he?" he snapped, more to himself than to anyone else, but he got an answer nonetheless. "W...wh.... who?" gasped the bum. Upstart twisted about, his eyes glowing fiercely with a white light. "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME, FILTH!" he roared, and stormed forward, ignoring the stench emanating from the subject of his fury,"HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME!!!!" He grabbed the bum by a filthy collar and hauled him up, the man's face was so filthy that his features were almost totally obscured, his hair may have been black, but they were so slick with dirt and muck that it was hard to tell. "P... pl.... please! Please don't kill me!" squealed the bum, twisting about pathetically in Upstart's iron grip. "It's more than you deserve, scum!" growled Upstart, ready to throw the bum against the wall with no more thought than one would show when throwing away a flyer or spit out a piece of chewing gum. But he stopped just before flicking away the human debris, his eyes narrowing and a small smirk crossing his face. "No, you just might be useful for something after all." He easily lifted the bum high into the air with one arm, then turned about, looking around the dark alleyway, savoring the sights and sounds of humanity self destructing just out in the alleyway. "CAPTAIN AMERICA!" he roared, and his voice easily carried, cutting across a clear city block, amplified by his voicebox, which had adapted to make him heard. Out on the streets, victim and muggers alike stopped at the sound of the noise, rapists paused as they thrust into their screaming victims, looters froze in broken store windows, still clutching their stolen goods,"CAPTAIN AMERICA, COME OUT HERE AND FACE ME MAN TO MAN, RIGHT NOW!! OR HAVE THE DEATH OF ONE OF YOUR PRECIOUS HUMANS ON YOUR HANDS!!" he paused for effect, knowing that even now many of the looters, muggers and rapists - even some of the victims and 'innocent' bystanders - would be heading towards the alley, drawn as if hypnotized to see the passing of the old guard,"I WILL KILL HIM, CAPTAIN AMERICA, HE MEANS NOTHING TO ME, BUT CAN YOU SAY THE SAME!?!" People appeared at the head of alley, staring at him with undisguised awe. They could sense the power emanating from him, they could sense his superiority and it pleased him, made him feel more powerful, superior. "WELL, CAPTAIN? WHAT OF IT? WILL YOU HAVE HIS BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS?" "No," replied a quiet, assured voice from above his head,"And neither will you." A boot smashed into Upstart's side, hitting a small bundle of nerves there and making his hand involuntarily release his grip on the homeless man. The poor unfortunate dropped with uncanny grace, his knees bending to absorb the shock of hitting the ground. He instantly launched himself up, hitting Upstart full on and knocking him to the ground, slamming his elbow into Upstart's face. Pain exploded in The Fellow Of The Physical Discipline's face, his nose breaking with a sickening noise as he was hit harder than he'd ever been hit before. Still in shock from what had just happened, Upstart just lay there, and another punch slammed into his face again, cracking and breaking loose several teeth. Instantly his body adapted, taking over from his brain and cutting off the pain that was keeping him from reacting. His palms slammed into the chest of his opponent with incredible force, sending him flying back across the alley. He sat up quickly, his eyes swimming into focus as he took control of his body once more. His eyes narrowed as he watched his opponent flip in mid-air, landing on his palms and dropping to his feet, using his firmly planted hands to launch himself through the air towards Upstart. The Fellow dropped onto his back once again, causing the bum to overshoot. Tucking his head forward, he rolled as he landed and leaped to his feet, already ready to fight as Upstart leaped directly to his feet from his back, twisting about in a defensive stance. His eyes narrowed as he stared at the bum, reaching out with his other senses, looking past the sight and smell of the man he was facing. "Congratulation, Captain," he muttered,"You fooled me." The man pulled his rags away, throwing them to the ground and standing up straight, no longer adopting the stoop that he'd used to appear weaker and more pathetic in Upstart's eyes. Reaching up, he wiped the muck and goop from his face and hair, then reach behind him and lifted the mask up over his face. Upstart stood facing Captain America, his face bleeding and broken, his dignity injured and his standing in the eyes of the humans at the head of the alleyway lost. "You just made your last mistake, Captain," he growled, and launched himself with a fury at The Living Legend Of World War II. He hit hard against The Captain, and the two men grappled roughly, both punching and hitting each other with fierce, powerful blows. Upstart was using all his strength, but it was unaugmented, he refused to adapt his body to become any more powerful than it naturally was, he wanted to beat Captain America without any help, he wanted to prove once and for all that HE was the most exceptional physical specimen in the world. His reflexes, naturally increased by the Legacy Antidote's adaptation process to superhuman levels even before adrenaline kicked in, allowed him to slip past Captain America's defenses, but The Captain's own reflexes, increased by the Super Soldier Serum injected into his sickly body back during the Second World War allowed himself to defend against the attacks. The two men kicked, punched, slammed and jabbed each other with blows that would knock another man out or possibly even cripple them. Upstart slammed his palms together hard into Captain America's chest, knocking him back through the air. The Living Legend rolled backwards and Upstart leaped after, swinging his leg down hard, hoping to connect hard into The Sentinel Of Liberty's face, putting him into a coma or even killing him. But Captain America had rolled with the blow, twisting around as he rolled along the ground and pulling his Shield from it's hiding place in a soaked, crumbling cardboard box. He brought it up in front of his face, causing Upstart's heel to slam with incredible force into the Shield, which easily absorbed all the impact due to it's unique mix of Adamantium - a totally unbreakable metal - and vibranium - a metal that absorbed any type of energy thrown at it - causing the impact to run back through Upstart's leg and give him the equivalent of a schoolboy's 'dead leg'. As he fell back, his body quickly revitalizing the stunned nerves in the leg, Captain America followed, swinging his Shield hard into Upstart's shoulder, this time giving him a dead arm. Punches slammed quick and fast into Upstart's face, continually driving back The Fellow as his body was damaged quicker than it could naturally adapt. Had he been so inclined, he would have supercompacted the molecules in his body so that he couldn't be hurt. Then it would only be a matter of healing all of his injuries and then breaking The Captain in two with one punch. But then would come the inevitable accusations, most likely from Insanis or one of his lackeys. What's the matter, Upstart? Couldn't beat a simple human without using your powers? had to cheat? what kind of leader are you if you can't even beat one of the old humanity without pumping up your powers? None of it would be true, but a strong leader had to be able to engender confidence in his followers, and Upstart had to be above reproach. People began to cheer, calling out Captain America's name, which distracted Upstart even more. The very fact that they were doing this showed the powerful charisma of the man. The Fellows of The Mental Discipline had enveloped the city with a field of positive reinforcement, making their minds react in a certain way whenever they were in the proximity of any of The Physical OR Mental Discipline. For them to cheer Captain America showed that, for now at least, this reaction could be over-rode by their own minds. Once the field had been spread out over the planet and constantly reinforced by the defeat and subjugation of the heroes of the plant, this would no longer be possible. The humans would be nothing more than willing slaves who would consider The Fellows to be Gods, and the heroes who served them to be envied for being allowed to directly serve under them. With a roar of anger, Upstart snapped his hand up and grabbed Captain America's fist, pulling the Living Legend off balance and throwing him against a wall. Following with a roar, he slammed into Captain America from behind and began slamming his fists with raw strength into the man's back, pounding his kidneys, trying to snap his spine. Grabbing the back of the Living Legend's head, he slammed it hard into the wall, then again and again before ripping the Shield from The Captain's hands and smashing it again and again into the wall, shattering the bricks and mortar and bringing a wall down once more onto Captain America, who this time had no Shield to protect him from the powerful impact of the debris. Upstart stood by the pile of rubble, the Shield at his side, his chest rising and falling rapidly as he caught his breath. Now that the battle was over he allowed his body to slowly heal itself, smiling as he turned to stare at the shocked faces of the people at the head of the alleyway. "He was your best," he chuckled,"But I defeated him easily, I am the best there will ever be!" The crowd looked at him with shocked eyes, then suddenly smiles crossed their faces and cheers broke out. "YES!" laughed Upstart,"Now you see, at last! I am the best suited to lead you." A hand tapped him on the shoulder, and as he spun about a fist slammed into his face, knocking him to the ground. "All right then," grunted Captain America, his uniform torn and ripped, blood dripping from his skin and face, which was bruised and battered,"You want a fight, you got a fight." End Captain America : Evolution 1. Compliments, Criticisms and/or Requests to : dimitri_resides@yahoo.com