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Celebrity Hypnotist Chapter Eight.
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Part 3/3
The D.A walked into his office and stopped.
"Hi," said Kimble.
"Chief Kimble," said the D.A - Archie Deacon - looking back at his
temporary secretary, Janet Willis, who was replacing his regular, who had
called in sick unexpectedly,"I didn't know you were here," he glanced
meaningfully at Janet, who was supposed to tell him if someone was here.
She shrugged apologetically.
"Close the door," said Andy,"We've gotta talk."
The D.A did so, wondering to himself just what the hell was going
on here.
"The Organization sent me," said Andy.
"What are you talking about?" he snapped,"Organization?"
"You know," said Andy with a grin,"The Organization you recently
joined."
"The only Organization I'm a member of is the NAACP," replied
the D.A,"You must be mistaken."
"What? You think I'm wearing a wire?" asked Andy, standing up,"You
wanna check me out?"
"I've got no reason to be worried about any wires," replied The
D.A,"Why would you need one?"
"I don't," said Andy,"I've been sent to warn you about a problem
with a lawyer looking into Dave Hollaway's death."
"Dave Hollaway was killed in a gunbattle with two police officers,
you should know that," replied The D.A.
"This lawyer," replied Andy, as if Archie had said nothing,"Has
also uncovered the identity of The Organization's top supplier, their
Hypnotist."
He said a name.
Deacon's eyes widened at the name told to him by the man who'd
initiated him into The Organization.
"How?" he asked,"Who is this lawyer?"
"Donovan Prescott," said Andy,"And if he can get ahold of this
man, he just may be able to uncover the entire sordid Organization, from
the very top down to the bottom. He could get not just The Head, but you
and me as well."
"Shit!" snapped Deacon,"I was assured when I joined The
Organization that we were untraceable!"
"We are, because we're always informed," said Andy,"And we can
cover our tracks."
"Like I helped you cover over Hollaway's tracks," said Deacon
with a grin.
"Exactamundo," said Kimble,"We need to get rid of any evidence
at your home or in this office, anything that might be used to prove the
existence of The Organization."
"I've only got the film of Julia Roberts, Cindy Crawford and
Richard Gere from the archives, as well as that new one with Jenna Elfman
and Thomas Gibson."
"Get them," replied Andy,"And hurry."
"Damn," muttered Deacon,"I really enjoyed that latest film, I
can't wait to get the next one. I know the Organization is really in it
for power and prestige, and I'll take that too, but I love all that
free celebrity sex you get with it."
"I know what you mean," laughed Andy.
Deacon opened his wall-safe and took the films out, he went to
hand them to Andy, who stepped back.
"What?" asked Deacon.
"Don't want to get my fingerprints on them," replied Andy, and
then the doors burst open and several men brandishing weapons with badges
showing entered the room. Behind them Janet Willis - Donovan Prescott's
secretary - continued to hold the open line on the intercom opened, and
everything was being put down on tape.
Andy grinned,"Archibald Deacon, I'm placing you under arrest."
-
"Oh hey," said Jenny,"What are you doing here?"
"I could ask you the same question," said Carmen,"But I guess I
know, did you get a call about a Singled Out special?"
"Yeah," replied Jenny, she grinned,"The guy organizing it actually
ended up chatting with me for a couple of hours if you can believe it!" she
sighed,"Best conversation I've had with a man since moving out here."
"Tell me about it," laughed Carmen,"I don't know if it was the
same guy, but I was on for a couple of hours with the organizer too... I
guess when they can't stare at your tits the conversation improves."
Both women had been phoned by me, of course, and I'd created
the situation in their own minds of a Singled Out special on the beach,
but when they'd gotten here they found the place to be empty.
It was a sweltering day, and below the concrete overlook the
beach was packed. The overlook itself was deserted of course, the hotel
where the series was filmed was closed for the day for 'bug spraying' and
they were alone, standing by the beautiful clear waters of the pool.
Jenny McCarthy was wearing sandals, short, tight denim shorts and
a red bikini showing off her ample cleavage. She also wore a short sleeved
Hawaiian shirt more suited to her former co-star. She was wearing ordinary
sunglasses and had her hair swept back behind her ears.
Carmen Elektra was wearing much the same, but she had no shirt on
and her black bikini snugly clasped to her large, tanned breasts. Rather
than shorts, she had a tight, lycra skirt that came down just below her
ass, revealing a great deal of long, sexy tanned legs. She wore plastic
sunglasses you could get at any gas station with 20 bucks worth of petrol,
white frames with dark lenses.
"It's hot," Carmen said,"If this guy doesn't show up soon I'm
outta here."
"I don't know," replied Jenny,"I might take a dip in the pool."
"You got a costume?"
"Nah, but the sun will dry my clothes soon enough."
She slipped her shirt off and dropped it to the sizzling white
concrete, kicked off her sandals and dropped her sunglasses to the ground,
then walked down the steps into the pool.
"Hmmm," she smiled,"The water's nice."
Carmen grinned, looking about,"You know, this is nice, usually
when I came to the set, the 50 idiots we'd gotten to be on spent every
second ogling me and trying to hide erections... it's nice to have some
peace and quiet."
"Tell me about it," said Jenny with a smile,"How do you think
they'd react down there," she waved towards the overlook to the beach,
where far below people were enjoying the sun and surf,"If they knew we
were up here?"
Carmen laughed, kicking off her own sandals and stepping into
the pool down to her waist,"The guys would all come rushing up here with
plans to seduce and ravish us, then get all tongue tied and embarrassed
the second they got within thirty feet."
Jenny giggled,"Yeah, there'd be some shuffling of feet, then
they'd lift their heads enough to see our tits, then go home and brag
about how they fucked us raw."
Carmen looked about, then reached behind her back and unclasped
the bikini, throwing it up onto the concrete. Her large, firm breasts
were exposed, a light sheen of sweat on them.
"Huh? what are you doing?" asked Jenny, surprised.
"Sorry," said Carmen, her eyes unreadable from behind her cheap
sunglasses,"I love swimming in the nude, the water feels so good against
my skin, and I hardly ever get to do it anymore.... you don't mind, do
you?"
"Nah, it's fine," replied Jenny,"It's nothing I haven't seen
before."
Carmen laughed,"It's nothing no one hasn't seen before!"
Jenny rolled her eyes in commiseration, it was something she
understood only too well.
They were both two of the more famous Playboy Playmates of recent
years, they'd spun their appearances in the classiest of the 'skin mags'
into t.v shows and movie guest shots. They were heardly 'stars' in
the classical sense of the term, they'd never win Oscars, or even an
Emmy, but they were instantly recognizable around the world, something
that an actress like, say, Cate Blanchett couldn't boast.
Carmen shimmied her way out of the lycra skirt, flinging the
now wet material to the concrete, where steam would soon be rising as
the sun baked the surface.
"Keep it trim, huh?" Jenny asked, seeing that Carmen's pubic
hair was trimmed to a small rectangle over her vaginal lips, which were
shaven.
"Yeah," replied Carmen,"And it's a pain in the ass!"
Jenny laughed,"Tell me about it, it's worse than shaving your
legs."
"Depending on if you use a blade or an electronic razor," giggled
Carmen.
"Ooooh! You naughty girl," laughed Jenny.
"I gets it where I can!"
"So tell me, what's Dennis like in bed?" the blond asked her.
"Haaaa," replied Carmen, making that odd little half-amused,
half embarrassed noise we make when someone touches on a sensitive subject,
then she replied,"Interesting."
"Okay," laughed Jenny,"I'll keep my big fat face out of it."
"Pfffppph! Like you've got any fat on you!"
"I'm getting a little chunky round the waist and butt," replied
Jenny.
"LIAR!" laughed Carmen, doing a small breaststroke through the
water, relishing the flow of the water over her naked body,"Your skinny
as a hoe."
"Who you calling a ho?" laughed Jenny.
Carmen was now in the water next to Jenny, both of them submerged
down to their necks.
"The only fat you got is here," laughed Carmen and reached out,
grabbing Jenny's tits.
"HEY!" cried Jenny, still with a smile on her face.
"Oh but they're so nice," laughed Carmen.
"Imagine if the paparazzi got a picture of this?" said Jenny,
not making anything of the fact that Carmen's hands were still on Jenny's
breasts,"I can see the Headlines now!"
"Fuck the paparazzi, for once they're not around to misinterpret
and sensationalize everything that we do, say or appear to think.... we
could do anything in this pool and nobody would ever know."
"What do you have in mind?" Jenny asked, her face a little more
serious now, her face also growing slowly, inexorably closer to Carmen's.
"Anything at all," replied Carmen, she reached up and removed her
glasses, her eyes staring into Jenny's,"Maybe like this."
She leaned forward and lightly brushed her lips against Jenny's,
who responded by kissing back lightly.
Enough was enough, it was time to get into the action.
I'd been there the entire time, of course, standing right by the
pool and watching them, my eyes crawling over Carmen Elektra's hot, naked
body and Jenny McCarthy's near naked one. I'd conditioned them to not
see me until I said a certain word. I could have walked right inbetween
them, shoved my face in theirs or breathed in their faces and they would
have never known, their minds actively misinterpreting the information
so that their brains ignored me.
"Papretzo," I said, loud enough to be heard.
The two had broken their kiss, were discussing it. Carmen was
trying to shrug it off as a joke, but Jenny replied by reaching out and
circling her arm around the Playmate's waist, then drawing her forward
and kissing her with a bit more passion, their large breasts pressing
against each other.
"Oh Wow!" I cried.
The two broke apart instantly, looking around and seeing me
standing there. I was wearing knee length blue shorts and an open,
flowery shirt with no undershirt. They did not see me as who I was,
but as a relatively young, tanned man.
"Who the fuck are you?" cried Jenny.
"I'm.... I'm..... I'm Tony Furlough!" he cried.
"Shit!" cried Carmen,"You're the guy we talked to on the phone
last night!"
"Yeah, uh," I ran a hand through my long hair (I was wearing a
wig) and looked worried,"Sorry I'm late, I can go away and come back later
if you want."
Jenny turned to look at Carmen, smiling at her.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" she asked.
"Definitely!" laughed Carmen.
They swam forward to the edge of the pool, where I stood, then
grabbed me by the ankles.
"HEY!" I cried, then I was plunging into the pool, and they were
diving down low after me, grabbing at my clothes and trying to pull them
off.
I didn't resist.
-
"This is just incredible!" said the skinny man, running a hand
through his short hair in a nervous gesture that was beginning to get on
Donovan's nerves.
"In what way?" Donovan asked.
"I'm sorry?"
"He means," said Calvin,"Do you find the tape itself incredible,
or just the fucking."
On screen, Thomas Gibson was slamming his hips against Jenna
Elfman's mud splattered ass.
"Well sure, she's hot," replied the skinny guy, rubbing his glasses
with his shirt,"But no, it's the tape that's fascinating."
"Why?" asked Donovan.
"Well, it's a copy, but still of incredible quality," came the
reply. The guy was Seymour Allen, an eccentric tape/film expert, able
to authenticate or dismiss any kind of fake, he wasn't very respected by
his peers and was known to be a loose cannon in the industry (which made
him about as exciting as a librarian in Donovan's opinion) but no one
doubted his credentials or ability, even if he wasn't the first person
most lawyers went to.
"Now I've enhanced and scanned Gibson's face," said Seymour, and
I've noted some incredibly fine irregularities, most people would never
see it.... the technology to do this," he chuckled and again his hand
brushed through his hair,"The tech required to do this doesn't exist as
far as I know."
"What are you saying?" asked Calvin.
"I'm saying that's not Thomas Gibson," replied Seymour,"It is
Jenna Elfman, but the head and body of Gibson are faked, constructed over
someone else."
"Our CH?" Donovan remarked quietly to Calvin, who nodded back.
"I don't know about that," said Seymour,"But the body type has
been adjusted, the exposed eyes and skin not covered by the wig and hair
has been altered to Gibson's by whoever has access to this remarkable
technology."
"What about the Julia Roberts/Cindy Crawford/Richard Gere one?"
asked Donovan.
"Well, I get the feeling the Dharma & Greg one might have been
slightly rushed," said Seymour,"This one, I can't find any flaws in it."
"So it's real, it's really them?"
"I didn't say that," replied Seymour,"In fact, the fact that there
are no flaws indicates that it's a fake."
"Why's that?"
"Any tape you have, there's lighting to take into account, certain
intrinsic flaws in the film itself and you'll get a couple of flaws that
can be discounted by any expert. Now in this film you find those flaws
in Julia and Cindy, but Richard is picture perfect."
"Perfect? No flaws at all?"
"Yeah, which is theoretically possible, but since Cindy and Julia
have flaws, Richard should have them too, but he doesn't... because he's
been constructed over the real guy."
"Seymour, anyone ever tell you you're a legend," said Calvin with
a grin.
"Hell," laughed Seymour,"I'm fucking mythical and you know it!" he
hesitated,"Ummm, can I keep a copy of these?.... strictly for technical
purposes you know!?"
Donovan grinned.
"Sorry, Mr Allen, that's evidence."
Seymour looked crestfallen, but Donovan didn't notice, he had what
he wanted, and he was going to drag this entire fucking Organization down
if it was the last thing he did.
-
Jenny McCarthy watched with a sly grin on her face as Carmen
wrapped her arms around my neck, slid her legs past my hips and lowered
her ass down, my cock impaling her cunt and pressing up into her tight,
pink pussy.
Jenny slid a hand down to her crotch and began to rub
her increasingly wet, juicy pussy through the front of her tight jeans.
She watched as Carmen began squirming her cunt around on my rockhard
cock, which I began to slide in and out of her cunt, meeting her own
circling hips as she raised and lowered her ass.
Jenny watched in rising excitement as her fellow Playmate began
to moan and jerk her eager cunt up and down over my erection. Her cunt
was tightly gripping onto my cock, her pussy seeming to suck my cock up
into her, rasping along her clit and making her moan in excitement.
"Fuck this for a joke," Jenny said, and began to pull her shorts
off, eager to join in on the fun.
My eyes moved down to her beautiful, tanned breasts and before
I knew it I was sucking on them, taking one erect nipple into my mouth
and flicking it with my tongue, lightly biting at the firm titflesh with
my teeth. My cock pushed in and out of her cunt, creating small surges
of water in and out of her cunt, I imagined her cunt must have felt
particularly full each time I shoved every inch up into her willing
snatch, trapping the water inside.
A hand grabbed my shoulder, I turned my head and found myself
staring up and down Jenny McCarthy's naked body.
Sure I'd seen the Playboy pics and I'd seen the video centerfolds,
but seeing her naked in the flesh was different. Her large, firm breasts,
her glorious blonde hair spilling over that beautiful face, the curve of
her hips and the trimmed and shaven pussy, it was all ten times better in
person.
"Move back where it's shallow," she said, and I eagerly did as I
was told. We moved back to the steps, Carmen continuing to fuck up and
down onto my cock as we did so. I lowered my ass down to the third step
and lay back, Carmen now straddling me as I lay at an angle, causing the
edge of my cock to rasp up and down along her clit and send shivers of
pleasure throughout her body. I rested my head on the uppermost step
that was still underwater, the tips of my ears remained in the water, but
most of my face was now exposed to the air.
With that same happy grin, Jenny straddled my face and lowered
her hot, dripping cunt down onto my mouth.
"You know what to do," said Jenny, and actually clapped several
times when she felt my tongue slide up between her pink pussylips and
lap at the growing juices inside,"Yeah! That's it, suck me! suck me and
fuck Carmen good!"
"No worries there," laughed Carmen as she bounced up and down
on my cock, grinding her cunt against the base of my prick,"This guy is
an incredible fuck!"
She spread her thighs in an attempt to get every last possible
inch crammed up her fuckhole and began to massage and play with her
large tits, staring into Jenny's eyes.
I found myself staring up the curved ass of Jenny McCarthy as she
rubbed her cunt into my mouth and nose, it was a particularly nice view
I had to admit. I was enjoying eating out her snatch, I hoped to make her
cum, it made for a beautiful image on film and I quite enjoyed the taste.
Jenny leaned forward and began to suck on Carmen's nipples, unable
to resist the tasty morsel being presented to her as Carmen slid them up
and down and squashed them against each other. She was loving having her
cunt eaten out by this guy as he fucked Carmen's tight pussy, and was
particularly enjoying sucking on her magnificent breasts.
"AHHH SHIT YEAH!" squealed Carmen as she slammed her hips up and
down, hunching down to get as much of my fucking cock deep into her
tightly gripping, clasping cunt,"That's it, Tommy! Shove it in, cram that
cock into me now!"
I couldn't have told her my name was supposed to be Tony if I
wanted to, what with Jenny McCarthy's cunt grinding against my face, but
I didn't really care. If anything it reinforced my own anonymity, which
was good.
"Suck me, Terence!" cried Jenny, releasing Carmen's spit and
sweat covered breasts for a second, bouncing up and down on my hips,"Eat
me out, lick up my juices!"
This was really getting to me, one beautiful woman on my cock and
another on my face, cunts pressed against my hips and my mouth, my tongue
plunging in and out of Jenny's cunt while my cock slammed in and out of
Carmen's pussy, it was all too much.
My hands reached up and grabbed onto Jenny's hot asscheeks,
pulling her down so that her cunt was pushed hard against my mouth, I
lifted my hips up and pushed every last little inch of my cock as deep
into Carmen's cunt as I was able. I managed to keep my tongue moving
at a different speed and rate to my cock, which meant that Jenny and Carmen
were crying out and moaning in pleasure at different intervals, causing
an almost never-ending crescendo of erotic sound, two different beautiful
women approaching orgasm because of me.
The taste and smell of Jenny's hot pussy, put together with the
hot, wet grip of Carmen's eager cunt was stimulating my senses to such
an extreme degree that I could feel the climax coming, cum was boiling up
within my balls, ready to explode out. My hips began to thrust up and
down, slamming my cock into Carmen's cunt as my tongue raced up and down
between Jenny's cuntlips, then plunged up between them and made a small
funnel through which I sucked her building juices.
All three of us were moaning and screaming loudly, my cries muffled
by Jenny's cunt. Carmen cried out as she felt cum explode up from my nuts
and out of my cock, shooting deep into her quivering cunt.
"AH FUCK!" she squealed, grabbed Jenny by the back of the neck and
pulled her forward, passionately kissing the other woman as she ground her
cunt down onto my cock and came as well, her juices mixing with some of the
still trapped water and my own sperm. I continued fucking into her and
her juices began to spill out as she slid her tongue over Jenny's, sucking
on it and driving Jenny wild.
Ms. McCarthy came too, thrusting her own tongue into Carmen's wet,
warm mouth as her pussy creamed into my face, running out over my cheeks
and down into the water, much of it escaping my mouth as I tried to eat
it all up.
My prick continued to jerk and throb even after cumming, and I
was groaning in pleasure, even the dull ache of pain feeling good in my
shaft. Her cunt was tight and gripping around my meat, seemingly sucking
on my dick as she continued to ride up and down, still kissing Jenny as
her orgasm wound down. She slid from side to side, making small circles
around the length of my fuckmeat, grinding her twat against the base of
my cock.
Meanwhile, Jenny was doing much the same, the only difference
being that it was my tongue in her cunt, rather than my cock. Her clit
was buzzing madly from her orgasm and one finger was rubbing it furiously
as she kissed and tongued Carmen Elektra's mouth. Heat seemed to be
riding throughout her system, especially in her breasts where her erect
nipples were lightly buzzing and achingly erect.
I knew what she needed and gave it to her, pulling my tongue out
of her gripping cunt and giving her a series of caresses and rubs with
my tongue over her clitoris, running it back and forth and sending what
felt like electric pulses throughout her cunt, driving her wild and making
her buck and twist this way and that, defying the sweat pouring off her
body as the California sun beat down upon us. I didn't like it that hot
and was looking forward to getting back to New York, but L.A had it's
obvious advantages.
Carmen bent forward, her cunt was still gripping tightly to my
cock as she kissed Jenny and began to feel up her large, sweating breasts,
glowing in the after-effects of her cum and feeling on top of the world.
My cock was beginning to loose it's hardness and with a sigh
I felt Jenny and Carmen slowly pull off me and slide into the pool, kissing
and rubbing up and down against each other. I lay on my back, my now
limp cock laying against my stomach, and closed my eyes, relaxing for a
little while.
A few minutes later I dragged myself from the pool and staggered
to the overlook, where a camera sat waiting. I picked it up (like I had
been and was again now, the camera was invisible to Carmen and Jenny) and
took a large number of photos of the two of them for my own personal
collection. Then I pulled my soaking clothes from the pool and lay them
down on the hot concrete, I lay down next to them and fell asleep, drying
off. If all went according to plan (and it would) when I woke up the
two of them would be gone, and by next week any lasting memory of this
encounter would be as a barely remembered dream.
It was good to be back in action by myself, in control and running
the show again.
I didn't think anything could possibly go wrong now.
-
By the following week I felt even more confident, the film was
a huge success and Kevin's decision of me over the young worker had been
justified. I sat back and relaxed, wondering who I would do next, it
was now a matter of course that I was the man once again.
-
"Okay," said Andy, walking along with the other officers,"He's
a celebrity, but that doesn't get him any special treatment, if he gives
us any trouble or tries to run, knock him to the ground and cuff him,
understand?"
"No problem, sir," replied Officer Brody, one of his best and
most trusted men.
-
I was getting ready to watch some t.v, I picked up the remote
and was about to push the button when the doorbell rang.
"Now who the fuck could that be?" I said to myself.
-
The door opened and Andy showed his badge.
"Sir," he said,"I'm Detective Andrew Kimble."
"Yes?" said the man, seemingly not sure if a joke was perhaps
being play on him."
"I'm placing you under arrest," said Andy.
"What?" cried the man,"Is this a fucking joke?"
"No joke, sir," said Andy,"Please come with us."
-
Calvin's client looked at the lineup, all men of similar size,
shape and build. Her eyes crossed over each one, all of them looked
pissed off or disapproving.
"Well?" asked Andy.
She gave a little gasp, her eyes widened and her hand came up to
her mouth. Donovan felt a thrill of relief and vindication rush through
him.
"That's him," said Daphne Zuniga,"Number five, that's the man who
came into my house and had sex with me against my will."
"Book him," said Andy with a grin
It had begun.
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End Celebrity Hypnotist Chapter Eight.
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Hope you enjoyed the story, the next three chapters will be the
'Trial Trilogy' and will feature flashbacks similar to the last two
chapters. If you want to make a suggestion for a possible celebrity
to appear in either these or future chapters, see below for details.
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Where you can also make compliments, complaints or requests (really,
you can!)
For anyone interested, I'll take requests for celebrities you
want to see in the stories, let me know and maybe your favorite
celebrity will be in Chapter Eight! Just send requests to :
dimitri_resides@yahoo.com
When you send their names, also mention what program or movies
they've been in - or if they're models mention that too.
Be aware, the following celebrities have been used :
Demi Moore Kim Basinger
Teri Hatcher Michelle Pfieffer
Gillian Anderson Nicole Kidman
Daphne Zuniga Drew Barrymore
Lisa Kudrow Uma Thurman
Courteney Cox Alicia Silverstone
Lauren Holly Heather Locklear
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Love Hewitt
Helen Hunt Debbe Dunning
Faith Ford Patricia Richardson
Mary Hart Sarah Michelle Gellar
Tea Leoni Neve Campbell
Jenna Elfman Jenny McCarthy
Carmen Elektra
And send no requests for Fran Drescher please, that
would just be wrong!