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        Howdy folks, welcome to the fifth installment of the Celebrity
Hynotist.  
        In the last chapter our beloved CH prepared (had sex with) the
female actresses who have appeared in the Batman movies (except for
Elle MacPhersson, who was heavily pregnant at the time) for a
massive orgy... pure unadulterated sex... and that's what this
chapter is all about (except for the odd bit of story sneaking
in) so I hope you enjoy it!
        
        - Dimitri -

                    Celebrity Hypnotist 5 - 2/2

                           The Bat-Orgy


        Michelle Pfeiffer lay on the ground, her legs spread as
far as they could go, Val lay on top of her, his cock shoved deeply
inside Michelle's cunt, stuffing her full with his meat.
        "Is that all you've got Batsy?" she laughed, pumping her
hips up against his,"Give me more, fuck me hard, like an animal!"
        Val just grunted, he still wore his mask just as she did,
or she would not have recognized him as Batman (I had instructed
Michael to keep his on until he got a chance to fuck her or it
could seriously fuck up my programming)
        He began raising his hips and fucking her as fast as he
could, her pussy was stretched to the limit with his dick pushed
so deep in but she was loving it, her entire body was alive and
jiving with pleasure, wave after wave of ecstatic sensation 
rocketing through her body.
        She brought her long legs up and wrapped them around Val's
back, at the same time grinding her hips up against his cock and
pushing him as deep into her as she could, wanting him to fuck her
hard, fuck her raw, fuck her like an animal.  He dropped his
head down to her tits and began suckling on them, sucking on nipples
fantasized on by two generations worth of males (and not a few 
females either!) like it was his right to do so (it's my right
actually, she was just on loan from me), while he plunged his
cock in and out of her gushing snatch.
        "Yes! Yes! Give it to me!" squealed Michelle has she moved
her ass up and down on the floor, squeezing her legs together 
around his back and humping her hips up at him, trying to control
the fuck even as she approached orgasm.  His cuntlips were spread
wide by the big cock stuffed into her cunt and she was rubbing
and squeezing both sides of her clit together with the nails of her
gloves (the sleeves of her costume remained, as well as the boots
and the mask down to the neck).  
        Her mouth opened wide, her eyes shut and she cried out like
a cat screaming, her cunt clasped down hard around his cock and Val's
eyes bounced open in surprise as he realized that she was cumming,
her cunt was so tight around his dick that for a second he almost 
couldn't pull it back, then he was slowly pulling almost free before
fighting to push it back in.
        "So... tight!" he moaned,"Fucking... tight!"
        "So... UH!... Big!" she cried as she crested the wave of her
orgasm,"Fuck... ME!!!"
        And he did, slamming his cock in and out of her, both of
them moaning together in excitement as they both approached orgasm,
her cunt tightening even more around his dick, her legs squeezing 
around his back.
        "YESSSS!!!" he screamed.
        "AH SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she squealed,"THIS
IS SO FU..UH!...CKING GOOD!!!!"
        His body jerked back and his cock sprayed cum over her tits,
onto her face and costume while she blasted her juices out of her
cunt, down over her thighs as she released him and down around her
asscheeks.  Val collapsed onto the floor next to her, lying on his
side and grunting, huffing and puffing in an attempt to catch his
breath.  Michelle lay on her back, her legs crooked like a diamond,
her breasts rising and falling rapidly as her orgasm tapered down,
she had a smug look on her face like a cat that's been into the
cream (although this time it was more a case of the cat creaming).

        -
        
        I moved down to the ladder, put my legs and arms on the
sides and slid down like an action hero.
        - Pretty cool, - I thought to myself, - A little corny
but Tom and Alec will love it. -
        I looked at the scene around me, Val was fucking Michelle
for all he was worth, they were both coming pretty close to cumming,
and Alicia and Michael were over by a packing crate, Alicia lay on 
her stomach, cum was all over her ass and back, next to her
Michael was in a bit of a daze.
        - Sweet Alicia, - I thought, - I've had your cunt, and 
I'd dearly love to fuck that tight little virgin ass of yours, but
I doubt even my control would be enough to keep from cumming, so... I
think I'll enjoy that lovely mouth of yours. -
        I walked past Michelle, who had a smug look on her face now
that she and Val had fucked each others brains out, and hunkered
down next to Alicia.  Some of the cum rested on what was left of
her Batgirl costume, it seemed to give everything a surreal quality,
cum on Batgirls costume?
        I reached out and stroked her left asscheek, which didn't
have any cum on it.
        "Hmmm? Whoozat?" she murmured sleepily.
        "Turn about Batgirl," I answered and she did, rolling onto 
back and looking up at me with that look of lust still in her eyes,
dulled by the good fuck she had just had, but still not sated.
        I reached down and pulled the eyemask from her face, she
looked a little concerned, but did not resist when I cupped her
chin in my hand and pressed slightly, making her mouth open.
        I stepped over her slightly spread legs and waist, positioned 
my cock in front of her mouth and smiled,"You know what I want."
        She did indeed, leaning forward so her plump tits pressed
against my legs, her hands reached around and grabbed my buttocks,
then she leaned forward and took my cock into her mouth.
        She deepthroated me like an expert, taking almost the
entire length of my cock into her warm, welcoming mouth.  The moist
confines of her oral orifice were almost like a cunt, and I knew
I had made the right choice, I wanted to facefuck her till I pumped
cum straight down her throat.
        My hands came down to the back of her head, I waited a few
seconds as she lapped about my shaft with her tongue, then bobbed
her head up and down over the length of my member.  Then, unable to
wait any longer, I gripped her firmly by the back of her head and 
pushed her face forward at the same time I moved my hips forward,
burying the entire length of my cock into Alicia Silverstone's
mouth.  She instinctively fought the gag reflex, the tip of her
tongue ran along the bottom of my cockshaft, sending a shiver of
pleasure through my body.  I held her steady, pulling my hips back,
then pushing forward again, fucking her mouth faster and faster, 
loving the just the idea of facefucking Alicia Silverstone here in 
an abandoned warehouse of all places.
        I could feel her warm, plump breasts pressing against my
legs, and I had one foot placed inbetween her legs, pressing my
big toe into the warm moistness of her dripping pussy.  I grinned
like an idiot and continued to slide my cock in and out of her
mouth, my toe pressing inbetween her cuntlips, her cuntjuices
warming my toes.
        She had begun to lightly run her teeth up the length
of my shaft each time I slid my cock in and out of her mouth, I
could feel the lustful feelings running through my body once more
and knew I would have to say the word soon or I really would be
pumping cum down her throat.
        I gripped her head even tighter than before, hunched over
and plunged my cock as far down her throat as I could.
        "Jack-knife!" I cried for the second time and once more
I could feel it, the familiar sense of release, the tingle of the
cockhead as it fired shot after shot of cum down Alicia's throat,
she swallowed it all just right... despite the fact there was no 
cum to swallow, my mind had fooled my body once more.
        I slowly pulled my cock free and smiled down at her, she
grinned at me and then crawled over to Michael, taking his limp
cock into her mouth and suckling on it as I sat down and let my
body calm down... I was already looking Michelle's way.

        -

        Nicole ran her mouth up and down George's shaft, her mouth
an 'O' not dissimilar to those of the rubber lovedolls you sometimes
saw at the rowdier sections of sport stadiums or on Married With
Children, the overall mental image was that Nicole was nothing but
a sex toy, and I knew Tom would love this particular image of his
wife servicing another man.
        "Yes... yes," moaned George,"Suck it, suck it you bitch,
suck my dick!"
        Nicole's eyes flicked up at him, her eyes showed neither
anger nor disdain but pure lust, she tightened her mouth about his 
cock, bobbing her head up and down faster than before.
        George was incapable of holding back any longer, with a
grunt he dropped his head back and called out.
        "Here it comes!"
        Nicole heard the keysignal and pulled her mouth free from
his cock.  Seconds later he was shooting cum all over her face and
onto her hair, then he fell onto his back and lay there, trying to
catch his breath.
        As Nicole wiped the cum from her face, Kim ceased licking 
at her cunt and moved her body up next to the tall red head.
        "Here, let me," she said, taking Nicole gently by the chin
she drew her own head closer and began to slowly lick George's cum from
Nicole's face.  When she was done she leaned in and kissed the
beautiful movie star, her mouth opening and releasing the cum from
her mouth into Nicoles.  The hypnotized star's eyes opened wide in
surprise, then she accepted the gift, swallowing the cum and then
sliding her tongue into Kim's, passionately kissing the blonde
movie star with a passion I doubt she would usually give to Tom
when she kissed him.

        -

        Michelle hissed at me, when she got into character she really
got into character.
        "Quiet yourself, feline," I said in my accent, I was glad my
goatee had remained in place,"You want this is as much as I do."
        "I'm in control," she growled once more,"I'm always the one
in control."
        - You thought that way in the gym, - I thought smugly
to myself, - Didn't stop you from sucking my dick in the shower,
did it. -  (*)
        I ignored her and turned her about, bending her over a small
case so her beautiful ass was pointed towards me, I slid a finger
between her legs and into her pussy.  As she spat and hissed (but
remained still) I looked up at the second tier where Uma and
Drew were slow kissing, feeling up each others bodies.
        I had special plans for Uma, I knew she was pregnant with
Ethan Hawke's child and would soon begin to show, and I wanted to
be the last person to fuck her before she gave birth and stretched
that beautiful pussy of hers.  Then I remembered the current
situation and turned about, my hands running over that fantastic
ass.
        "Time for a little... 'pussy'," I quipped, and got down onto
my knees, positioning my dick at the entrance to her pussy.  Then I
pushed forward and slammed into Michelle Pfeiffer's cunt, entering
the pussy of the woman who starred in the erotic dreams of men, women 
and teenagers all over the world.
        After fucking Drew up the ass I hadn't been expecting Michelle
to really affect my cock, and her pussy wasn't as tight as some I'd
fucked recently (Alicia sprung instantly to mind (*) ) but she had
apparently picked up some tricks during her career.  She waited until
my cock pressed into her nice, warm cunt and then she brought her
legs tightly together, flexing her ass muscles and tightening her
pussy around my cock.  The mix of all three was enough to send a flash
of pleasure to run throughout my entire body I actually jerked slightly
in surprise, then grinned at the unexpected turn of events and slid
my hand down one asscheek.
        "Nice," I said in the accent,"This is going to be fun."
        Gripping her hips firmly I began fucking her with a slow
steady rthym, letting my cock slide fully into her cunt so that my
hips were plush against her ass, then pulling out eight inches or so
before sliding back in.  I tried to fuck her at an angle designed
to increase her pleasure, while at the same time concentrating on my
own.
        I began fucking her in ernest, slamming in and out of her now,
hearing her cries of pleasure each time my cock pushed fully into her
cunt and my balls slapped against her clitoris, my hips smacked against 
her beautiful ass.  With a little grin I raised my hand up and pressed 
one of my fingers against her asshole, pushing it against her rectum
and with no ceremony at all sliding my still slightly lubricated finger
right up her asshole.
        "Huh!" cried Michelle in surprise.
        "Hmmm," I replied with a grin as I continued pumping into her
pussy, my index finger pushing deep up into her ass.
        Michelle's body had stiffened up slightly when I first pushed
my finger up her ass, but when she realized it was just my finger
and my cock was going to remain in her cunt where it belonged she
quickly got back into the spirit of the fuck.  She began slamming 
her ass back against my hips as I fucked her, it was an incredible
turn on seeing this famous celebrity, still wearing the rubber/vinyl
facemask, sleeves and boots, bent over a case and crying out for
pleasure as I fucked her senseless and drove my finger up her
asshole.
        I felt like I was going for the Guiness Book Of Records for
most pelvic thrusts in a second, I was fucking her hard, slamming
my hips against that perfectly formed ass, plunging my cock as deep
into her surprisingly tight pussy as I was able, loving the feel of
her around me... this was sex defined!
        Michelle's breasts were rubbing against the case, the 
friction making her nipples grow erect, the constant rubbing, added
to my cock slamming in and out of her pussy and my finger grinding
into her asshole was driving her over the edge towards an orgasm.
        "UHHH! AHHH! YEAH! I... OOOOH SHIT! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!" she
cried, trying to express the lustful feelings charging throughout her
body.
        "Yeah, I feel it," I moaned,"This is going to be good,"
        "AHHH! I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE ANYMORE! ARRHHHHYYEEAAAHHH!!!"
        She came big, juices bursting out from her cunt around my
cock and running down my thighs and the backs of her beautiful
legs.  Her cunt clamped down even harder against ny cock and I
knew I couldn't hold out any longer without passing the point of
no return.
        "Shit," I moaned,"Jack-Knife."
        I felt the cum boil up from my balls, burst from my cock 
and shoot deep into her pussy.  I felt it even if I didn't actually
cum... but my body was at least fooled.
        - I can't handle much more of this, - I thought, - I'm just
going straight for Uma now, Kim and Nicole are taking care of each
other just fine... -
        And it was just then that Nicole stood up and made a
completely unexpected speech, and even I didn't expect it.

        -----------------------------
        A Couple Of Minutes Earlier.
        -----------------------------

        Kim Basinger lay on top of Nicole Kidman, they shared a 
passionate kiss as their breasts pressed against each others, their
thighs pressed inbetween each others legs, rubbing up and down 
against their respective clits.
        Kim broke the kiss, pulling her tongue free from Nicole and
slowly kissing down the redheads body, suckling happily on her new
lovers big tits, her teeth lightly grinding the nipples.  Then she
ran her tongue down her pale white waist and came to her nicely
trimmed, redhaired pussy.
        Nicole moaned happily as Kim kissed her thighs on each side
of her pussy, then lightly flicked her clit with the tip of her
tongue before running it up between her cuntlips, tasting her
juices eagerly.
        Soon the blonde haired movie star (who I was informed the
next week would win the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress, it
was obvious Tom or Alec showed someone the tape, and that person 
took a shine to her.) had her face buried deep in the red heads
pussy, her tongue sliding up and down between her cuntlips, every so
often she'd push her tongue as far into Nicole's vaginal passage as
she could get, simulating a cunt by making her tongue as hard and
straight as possible.  
        She raised up after a couple of minutes of this and nibbled
lightly on Ms Kidman's clitoris, the little lovebutton responding to
this treatment by sending depth charges of pleasure throughout 
Nicole's body.  Each little wave seemed to shoot up to her brain and
make her thoughts even more contorted with lust.
        As her lover continued to eat her out, Nicole looked up at
what was going on around her.  Everywhere were the sights and sounds
of lust.  Batgirl was suckling on some guy wearing Batman's mask (the
real Batman was lying on the ground, getting his breath back like the 
man whose cock she had been sucking not so long ago.  That guy Ghule
had Catwoman bent over a crate and was fucking her hard, while up
on the second tier Poison Ivy and Sugar were kissing and playing
with each other's pussies.  All this imagery plus getting eaten out
by Vicki Vale was making her crazy with desire.
        - Who would have thought that me, Dr Nicole Meridian, would 
be in a situation like this? I'm a world renowned Psychiatrist, and
if people could see me they wouldn't recognize Dr Chase Kidman at
all... but I'm so horny... gotta have it... I... ahhh... Vicki eating
me out... sucking that guys dick... that man who fucked me up the ass
in my own house (**) ... oooh, I've got to have it!"
        She pulled her ass up along the ground, surprising Kim, and
sat up, leaping to her feet she stood naked and proud and cried out
to eveyone,"I NEED IT, I'VE GOTTA FUCK, I NEED ALL YOU GUYS AT
ONCE!!!"

        -

        We all stared at her, shocked... me most of all.
        I hadn't included a desire to be fucked by more than one guy
in her mind, and from what Tom had told me she was a bit unimaginative
in the bedroom... where had this come from?
        Val, Michael and George were all confused, I hadn't added 
any instructions to deal with this kind of offer, and now they were
all subconsciously waiting for my order.
        "Yeah, fuck every hole that bitch has," I growled at last and
they moved forward eagerly... George and Val's cocks had been flagging 
after cumming but now they were at full attention, and after having 
Alicia had been sucking on Michael's cock he was ready for anything.
        Nicole got George to lie on the floor, then she hunkered over
him, her legs placed on either side of his body, and slowly lowered her
cunt onto his cock.
        Once she had all of his meat stuffed into her pussy she reached
around and spread her buttcheeks.  Michael (whose cock was wet with
Alicia's spit) moved into place and pressed his cockhead against her
pink, puckered asshole.  Her own juices had run all down her legs and
ass and now some of it was useful as lubricant, she moaned not it pain
or displeasure when she felt his cock spread her anus open but in
wanton desire, eagerly accepting the dick up her anal passage.  Michael
had to go carefully, her asshole was quite tight, but soon he had most
of his dick shoved up inside Nicole Kidman's butt.
        Finally Nicole leant forward, her large breasts caught George's
eye and he reached up, kneading and massaging them in his hands.  When
she was as far forward as she could go she opened her mouth wide and
Val stepped forward, pushing his cock into Nicole's mouth.
        I was watching all this in fascination, it had been completely
unexpected but not unwelcome... what an erotic site, Nicole Kidman
getting fucked in her mouth, cunt and asshole at the same time.  I
looked at the other women and saw they liked it to, Kim, Alicia and
Michelle had grouped together and were wanking each other with a
vengeance while they watched Nicole getting triple fucked.  Uma and
Drew still only had eyes for each other... as well as tongues, tits,
pussy and ass.
        - I've got plenty of time, I'll watch this first, then give
Uma the fuck of a lifetime... hell, if I have enough time I might
even fuck Alicia up the ass after all. -
        As I contemplated the possibilities I continued to watch 
with a self indulgent smirk which went brilliantly with my 
character - The adversary most like Batman himself, the man who had
by force of will constructed a huge criminal empire and kept himself
alive for centuries (with some help from something called the 
Lazarus Pits, I hadn't read a comic since I was 12, when I hypnotized 
a couple of kids into acting out the fight scene for my amusement), so
I remained where I was, watching.
        The three 'Batmen' were fucking her with a vengeance, they had
set a pattern so that they would be pushing in as someone else pulled
out.  Michael was plunge his cock deep into the bowels of her ass as
George pulled his cock back from in her cunt, and whenever he got
halfway through the motion Val would be shoving his cock as deep into
her throat as he could.  Nicole's eyes were glazed over with pure lust,
I began to think maybe I understood what had happened.  She had been
so straitlaced before that all this new sexual activity must have
driven her temporarily mad with desire.  Her body was dripping with
sweat and her own juices, female cum dripped down between her legs,
she was gushing and providing ample lubrication for George.
        Michael's face was contorted with a mixture of pleasure and
pain, I could commiserate, I had fucked Nicole's ass and knew just
how tight it was.  He continued to smack his hips against her ass
faster and faster, forcing Val and George to speed up as well, their 
cocks now slamming in and out in a near blur in her cunt and mouth.
        Her every orifice was being used and she was loving it, she
must have cum three times since she had started and looked like she
was again now.
        "Shit!" cried Michael, continuing to slam his cock in and
out of her asshole,"I'm gonna cum!"
        "Me too!" yelled George.
        "Me too!" roared Val.
        As one they pulled free from Nicole, she collapsed to the
ground in surprise, rolling onto her back she looked up just in time
to be covered in cum from three different men, shooting their loads all
over her beautiful, sweating body.
        The three men let out a collective groan and collapsed next to
her, she quickly moved to their bodies, taking their half-limp dicks
into her mouth and sucking any cum she could from them.
        "Okay Ivy," I cried, looking up at Uma,"Get ready for the
fuck of a..." I trailed off, looking in shock at the ceiling fan, 
which was no longer going.  Whirling about I saw the windows were 
unbarred, and then, with horror I saw the main door was half open
and a man with his jaw down to his chin was snapping photos rapidly.
        - No! - my mind instantly cried, - That's it, your cover is
blown... the plebes will tear you to pieces when they find out, you'll
end up like Gary! -
        And then I was moving, charging towards the man, who actually
snapped off a few more shots before turning and running.  I stopped
at a case by the door which held my clothes, I quickly reached into
a pocket and pulled free something I thought I'd never use again - The
Hypnotising Device (***).
        I was out the door into the night, praying that the operatives
stationed here as security had cleared any bums out of the area.
        - Well they let a fucking photographer through, didn't they! -
my panicked mind cried, and I forced the panic back, chasing the man
in this factory's back alley in the nude.
        I caught him trying to go over a fence and got him by the
legs, even as I was turning him he was screaming about constitutional
rights, I didn't care, I just flashed the device in front of his eyes 
and flicked it on.  He trailed off talking and stared vacantly at the
lights, drooling a little.
        And I breathed a sigh of relief.

        ---------------
        An Hour Later.
        ---------------
              
        The two operatives guarding the place were gone, I just
couldn't find them anywhere.  Their replacements showed up on time
and I (dressed now and back in my true identity) explained what had
happened.  Clooney, Keaton, Kilmer, Silverstone, Thurman, Basinger,
Kidman, Barrymore and Pfieffer were gone, I'd called their drivers
who were around the block and they'd picked them up after I
deprogrammed them.
        I'd already gotten everything I could from the photographer
who turned out to work for a local tabloid rag.  He'd told me he'd
received an anonymous tip from a woman who'd told him there was
something big going on with celebrities here tonight.
        Already I had put the device away and worked on him with 
my own skills... simply for my own piece of mind.
        "We'll take him with us," said one of the Operatives, he
was carrying all the tapes while the other was packing up all the
gear that had been setup inside, the warehouse would be burnt
tonight to destroy any possible evidence,"Then'll we'll try and find 
those two jerk offs that walked off duty."
        I nodded, just wanting to get home and forget about this day 
till tomorrow, when I'd deal with Tom, Alec and the Head.
        - You had three unexpected surprises today, - I thought, - It's
just lucky for you that trouble only comes in threes. -

        -

        When I arrived home I stepped into the kitchen and turned on
the light, considering the sight that greeted me I'm surprised I
retained a facade of being totally unmoved, perhaps I was just still
in shock from seeing that photographer.
        In any case, I found myself standing in my own kitchen looking
at pictures of me plastered on the walls, fucking famous women in
various different positions... generally having a good time.
        "So," said the young mann sitting at the table, a man whom I 
had never met before,"You're the Celebrity Hypnotist," he grinned 
warmly,"Pleased to meet you, I'm Bart Rice, and I'm going to be your 
new best friend!"

        FINISH OF CHAPTER FIVE Part 2/2

	CELEBRITY HYPNOTIST SIX WILL FEATURE HEATHER LOCKLEAR AND 
        JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT!!!

         Hope you enjoyed the story, if you missed any part, or if
you'd like to make a compliment, complaint or request, I can be
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        Drop me a line, I look forward to hearing from you...

	For anyone interested, I'll take requests for celebrities you
        want to see in the stories, just send them to the above e-mail 
        When you send their names, also mention what programme or movies
        they've been in - or if they're models mention that too.
	Be aware, the following celebrities have been used :

	Demi Moore		Kim Basinger
	Teri Hatcher		Michelle Pfieffer
        Gillian Anderson        Nicole Kidman
        Daphne Zuniga           Drew Barrymore
        Lisa Kudrow             Uma Thurman
        Courteney Cox           Alicia Silverstone
	Lauren Holly
	Jennifer Aniston
	Helen Hunt
	Faith Ford
	Mary Hart
	Tea Leoni

	And send no requests for Fran Drescher please, that would
just be wrong!

	(*) As Seen In Celebrity Hypnotist Four
        (**) That last one happened in CH4, and Nicole shouldn't
remember it... to find out why she might check out CH4 again and see
if you can pick up some of the clues I left.
        (***) Celebrity Hypnotist 2