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The Law
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If you're not over eighteen how the hell did you get this far?
Fuck off and read your Dad's magazines until you hit eighteen.
Warnings for the stupid
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and lesbian sex, what the hell are you doing here? This is alt.sex.stories
you moron.
Apologies
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Sorry about that, but it's pretty fucking stupid huh, anyway, this
is a story I wrote about certain celebrity women getting fucked by a
celebrity male who learns the price of breaking the law. I hope you like
it.
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The Price Of Breaking The Law (Or How Lucas Fucked Up)
If it wasn't for my celebrity status, I'd have been in jail a long
time ago. But hey, with status comes power, like the character I play in
my t.v show I'm used to getting my own way.
I've never been one of those men who believes in true equality, I
think women were put on this planet to cook, clean and be fucked. If I
had been an ordinary person I'd have been labeled a sexist bastard, as a
celebrity I have old fashioned values.
What pisses me off is that we're too scared nowadays to tell anyone
how we feel, or to make women do what we want. Because we're scared of
being politically incorrect, we don't realize that everybody thinks this
way.
One day I decided I was going to show women who was the boss, and
I chose my targets, I've been studying psychology and think I know what
makes them tick.
I made up a list, women who were getting too big for
their britches, if I could make them see the truth, I could let them lead
by example. I got to work straight away, calling up a connection I once
thought I would never use to join an Organization that isn't supposed to
exist - it really has no name, but I guess you could call it the last Males
Club - and I was the newest member.
Demi Moore :
This bitch is the highest paid female actor in Hollywood, she must
have sucked a lot of cock to get to where she was, and I meant to make her
suck some more.
I got her number through my high powered connections in exchange
for a promise I would tape the proceedings, I agreed, let the tapes get out
(myself edited out of course) and show the world what women were meant to
do.
I rang her, Bruce answered.
"Yeah?"
"Mr Willis? May I speak to Ms Moore please?"
"MRS Moore is busy right now, may I take a message....." there was
a noise in the background, then the phone made a clattering noise,"For
fuck's sake Bruce will you pull your damn knuckles of the floor, this is a
business number after all."
I was pissed off, Bruce was just protecting his women, she had no
right to question him, I'd make the bitch pay.
"Hello?" she said.
"Hello Ms Moore, this is Allan Masterson, I'm a representative for
Warner Brothers, we're making a new movie with (I said my name) and would
like you to co-star, we're willing to offer....."
"Sorry," she said,"I just finished making a movie and I've agreed
to spend time with the kids."
"That seems reasonable," I said, surprised the bitch was smart
enough to let Bruce earn money why she looked after the kids.
"Yes," she said,"Then I'll do a movie and Bruce will look after
the kids."
Bloody typical, I thought,"Ms Moore, we're willing to offer you
18 million dollars for this film."
She gasped,"What kind of movie is it?" behind her Bruce started
swearing, she yelled at him to shut up.
"It's a movie based on an Anne Rice book, we're calling it Wicken,
we want you to play the part of the witch."
"Interesting, and it's got (my name) in it?"
"Yes," I said, grinning at her interest in me.
"Well I'm not sure, I love his t.v show, but isn't this a big jump
for him?"
"We don't think so, he's a talented actor and quite...." I continued
calmly, but inwardly I was angry that she thought she was a better actor
than me,"Anyway, if you are interested would you like to do a reading with
him at this address?" I gave her the address of an apartment I kept free.
"Sure thing," she said,"I'd be happy too."
I smiled as she hung up and I prepared for her visit, calling up
a whore.
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She came in disguise, that made me laugh, she was making it so
easy, she had a large hat on and sun glasses, wearing baggy clothes so no
one would see her famous figure. She knocked on the door of the apartment
and I let her in, she shook her head,"Calling a reading in a public place?
Why?" she said, I soon showed her. I rammed her against the wall, knocking
the wind out of her, before she could react I shoved a tissue of chloroform
into her face, she struggled, then collapsed.
I quickly undressed her, grinning up at the camera installed on the
wall, and tied her down with rope to several small posts attached to the
walls, I noticed that she had shaved her cunt since those old Playboy pics,
it made me happy to know something that only her and Bruce knew (Strip Tease
isn't out yet).
I called in the whore, she entered, a beautiful woman, much better
looking than Demi, she gasped when she saw her,"Isn't that....?"
"It's a lookalike," I said,"Now are you going to do this or
not?"
"Why is she tied down?"
"It's a bondage fantasy we both share," I said, the whore glanced
at my finger and saw a wedding ring, it matched the one on
Demi's finger,"Okay," she said.
She bent down and started to lick slowly at Demi's cunt, I grinned
and sat down in a chair, feeling my cock grow even harder. The whore sucked
her cunt like a pro, which she was, and Demi began to respond, unconsciously
rolling her hips as the whores tongue rolled and probed into her cunt,
licking at her, causing a growing wetness, suddenly Demi came, her juices
flooding into the whore, Lisa's, mouth.
"Yes Bruce," she said,"I love it when you suck me."
I stood up and removed my pants, I walked over to her and grinned
down, she was still half unconscious and doubtless dreaming.
"Demi," I said softly,"Demi, do you like getting sucked?"
"Yeah," she groaned, her arms strained against her ropes.
"Why are you trying to free your arms Demi?" I asked.
"I gotta wank," she said.
"Really?" I asked,"Describe what you're going to do to yourself."
"I gotta, gotta put my hand on my cunt, gotta finger my cunt,
finger my pussy, I gotta fuck myself."
"Demi," I said,"I'll free your hands if you give me a blowjob."
Her eyes flicked open and she saw me, she opened her mouth to
scream but I placed my hand over her mouth,"The room is soundproofed Demi,
no one can hear you scream, are you gonna suck me?"
She shook her head and I told Lisa to stop, she did and Demi
moaned.
"What's the matter Demi?" I asked,"Miss your cunt getting licked?"
Her eyes flashed with anger and she shook her head, I ordered Lisa
to give her a sample, Lisa suckled on Demi's cunt for about ten seconds and
then stopped, Demi moaned angrily.
"Now listen up Demi," I said calmly, hypnotically even,"I'm gonna
ask you 20 times to suck my cock, if you say no I'll give you a shock, if
you say yes I'll get Lisa here to suck you, if you say yes 5 times we'll
stop and you'll suck my cock, and Lisa will suck you, okay?"
I removed my hand from her mouth and she screamed, I watched her
scream for a while and finally she stopped,"Are you gonna suck my cock
Demi?" I asked, she shouted out loudly,"NO!!"
I smiled and walked out of the room, I returned with a small black
box and two wires, I grinned and attached them to her nipples, she screamed
and struggled valiantly, I gave a quick electric burst and she screamed,
Lisa shrugged, she had seen kinkier shit than this, if only she knew she
was helping to commit rape.
"Demi, are you gonna suck my cock?"
"NO!!!"
Zap!!!
"Demi, are you gonna suck my cock?"
"No!!!"
Zap!!!
"Demi, are you gonna suck my cock?"
"No!!!"
Zap!!!
"Demi, are you gonna suck my cock?"
"No!!!"
Zap!!!
"Demi, are you gonna suck my cock?"
"No!!!"
Zap!!!
"Demi are you gonna suck my cock?"
She hesitated, then shook her head weakly, zap!!!!
"Demi are you gonna suck my cock?"
She was quiet for a minute, then she muttered quietly,"Yes."
I grinned, she thought she could avoid the pain for a couple of
go's, then last the 20, she was wrong,"Lisa," I said,"Give her the works."
Lisa began sucking with a vengeance, her tongue worked over Demi's
clit, probing deeply into her cunt, she worked at her, suddenly she raised
up and plunged a finger into Demi, she began pumping it in and
out vigorously, her finger was a blur, Demi had been trying to resist
but the unexpected pleasure rushed over her and she started moaning again,
then she came suddenly, her face turning red with embarrassment as her
juices flowed over Lisa's finger.
"Lisa, stop," I said.
"Demi, are you gonna suck my cock?"
She stared at me for a few seconds, her eyes fogged over, then she
said,"No," quietly.
Zap!!!
"Demi, are you gonna suck my cock?"
"No," she said, practically crying.
Zap!!, she moaned in pain and I asked her again, she said yes
quietly and began to cry as Lisa went to work on her again, this time
pulling out a small vibrator. It was purple and filled with beads, it
rotated slowly as Lisa plunged it into the movie star's cunt, Demi screamed
in anger, then in pleasure as the experienced whore violated her with the
vibrator. My cock was really hard now, not even the cold air could deflate
it as I watched the tortured bitch scream in a mixture of shame and ecstasy,
she came again, then again and again, Lisa pulled the vibrator away and
shoved her face into Demi's cunt, licking wildly at the movie star's
violated cunt, she sucked and sucked, licked and suckled until Demi came
again. Once more I ordered Lisa to stop.
Demi looked up at me,"Yes, yes, yes!" she cried,"That's five, now
let me suck you so that bitch can do me again," she was angry and didn't
realize what she was saying, but I had it on tape, so I laughed and hunched
over her face, she realized what she had done and pulled her face back, but
I just grinned and grabbed her head, I pulled her forward and she shut her
mouth tightly, I grabbed her nose and held it tightly until her mouth opened
by reflex and I shoved my cock deep into her mouth. She gagged and started
to bite down, but I grabbed her face and showed her my other hand, which was
on the electric box, it was turned right up, and only needed to be switched
on.
"If you think to bite, I'll pull that switch and your tits will be
fried black, think Bruce will wanna suck them then?"
She shook her head slowly and I laughed, her eyes were so solemn and
her face serious, but having my cock shoved down her mouth made her look
ridiculous.
"Suck me you whore," I said,"And I'll let Lisa suck you again."
She pulled my cock out of her mouth and began to lick my head, I
grinned, I knew she had sucked cock before. She licked away angrily, taking
my head into her mouth and sucking, then pulling loose and licking at the
tip of my head, I groaned happily and looked down at her seriously,"You had
better swallow."
She nodded and engulfed nearly half of my cock, I grabbed her head
with both hands, letting go of the electric box switch, she didn't even
notice, I pulled her face forward, jerking my cock forward as well and
then pulled her face back, face fucking her mercilessly, I felt it coming
and pulled her forward into me, holding her against my pubic hairs as my
come spasmed from my cock and ran down her throat,"Swallow," I cried and
she did, taking it like a pro.
I pulled loose,"Lisa, suck her till she screams."
Lisa complied and Demi moaned happily, she was already learning,
being trained psychologically to follow my orders. It was now mentally
stamped on her brain that saying no to me meant pain, and saying yes meant
pleasure, and that doing what I said meant even more pleasure. As Lisa
sucked away I knew that by tomorrow morning Demi Moore would know her place
in the world.
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I finally fucked her the next morning after Lisa left, happily
taking the money and leaving me, she probably knew that Demi and I didn't
just happen to look like celebrities, but she didn't care.
I looked up at the camera and grinned,"Watch this," I said, I
turned to Demi who was finally untied but sleeping in a small ball on the
floor.
"Demi," I said loudly, waking her up, she looked up at me in shock,
realized she was untied and went for the door, naked.
"Demi, stop!" I commanded and she did,"Turn around," she did,"Come
back here," she did and I grinned,"Demi, lay down on the floor and spread
your legs."
She complied and I lowered myself onto her, I sucked her tits for
awhile as I fingered her cunt, she moaned happily and moved underneath me,
begging me to fuck her. Finally I did away with the foreplay and just
fucked her, ramming my cock into her tight pussy with a vengeance, I rammed
into her again and again, she matched every thrust of my cock with a thrust
of her hips, my hands were all over her tits and I kissed her passionately,
my tongue moving back down her throat nearly as far as my cock had, I pulled
loose and turned her around, staring happily at her fantastic ass, I began
to feel her up and then rammed my cock into her cunt again, my hands once
again running over her tits, she moaned and came easily, no longer feeling
shame, I finally came, my cum exploding deeply into her. I pulled out and
threw her her clothes, she got dressed and looked at me with shame.
"Demi," I said,"You'll go home and never speak of this, you'll say
you went out because you were depressed because you didn't get the part, if
I ever call you you'll do whatever I say."
She nodded agreement and I let her leave, confident she would follow
my orders explicitly.
Gillian Anderson.
My contact informed me of Gillian Anderson's home phone number
after seeing the tape of me, Lisa and Demi Moore. Of course my face was
blocked out of the picture and no one knew Lisa, but everyone knew Mrs
Moore very well, and thanks to my instructions to her they would soon get
to know her intimately.
I've been a fan of Gillian Anderson since I first saw X-Files, some
of the subject matter of her show covers the same as my own and I was
intrigued to discover if she was anything like her character.
Dana Scully is a very independent woman, she had risen to the rank
of Special Agent in the FBI and was unmarried, she hardly ever went out. In
other words Dana Scully was quite happy to stick with her hand. I wondered
if Gillian was the same, she was married, but I understood she had had an
affair with David Duchovney before marrying. It was probably bullshit, but
I wondered if she had fucked him and then left him, I hated women who
teased, they were put on this planet to be fucked, not to tease about it.
I went to her house after she had left, my contacts had given me
an access code to get past her security, in many ways they were like the
group that ran America in X-Files, they were damn powerful and damn corrupt.
I went in and heard a voice call out, it was her nanny, watching
over her baby, her husband was in another state on business (contacts told
me this) and she was at the set, I had the number for there too.
"Is that you, Mrs Anderson?" asked the Nanny, as she got to the
bottom of the stairs I rushed forward and grabbed her, twisting her around.
"Listen to me bitch," I yelled as I placed my hand over her
mouth,"I'm gonna take you upstairs and get the baby, then we're going to
ring Mrs Anderson and have a little chat, okay?"
She nodded slowly, tears welling up, I was disgusted, she was old
and fat, when woman got like that they should be killed, I would see to
that.
We grabbed the baby and went downstairs, I knew I wouldn't be
able to train this bitch, I wouldn't be able to bear it, we rang Gillian
and the Nanny told her there was an emergency at home, she was vague enough
about it to make Gillian worried and she hurried, after we hung up I put a
gun with a silencer into her hand, turned it on her and pulled the trigger,
I then removed the silencer and put it into my pocket. When the police
found out they would probably know that she had been killed, but his
contacts would see to that.
About half and hour later Gillian burst through the door and saw
the blood on the ground from after I had thrown the Nanny into the cellar,
she stifled a scream when she saw me sitting with the baby at the table,
her look of horror was replaced by one of confusion.
"You?" she said,"But aren't you that guy from t.v?"
"Sure am ma'am," I said, putting on my t.v accent.
"What the hell are you doing with my baby?" she asked, growing
angry.
"Shut up you stupid whore," I said calmly,"I could snap this baby's
head in a second if I wanted to, do you want that?"
"You wouldn't," she said, resolve etching itself on her face, she
stepped forward.
"I killed the nanny didn't I?" I said, then I lifted the baby up
high in the air and began tumbling her about, it gurgled happily but
Gillian saw the danger it was in.
"Stop," she shouted, I looked at her and grinned.
"Sure, if you take your top off."
"What?"
"Take your top off."
She looked at me, confused, then shook her head,"You sick bastard."
I began to throw the baby up in the air and catch it, she gasped in
shock and stepped forward, I grinned, stopped throwing the baby, and held
my hand out in a stopping gesture.
"Take your fucking top off now."
She stared at me for a moment, then removed her tight fitting
sweater, underneath she wore a tight white shirt which accentuated her
large tits, I stared at them for a few moments and she blushed in anger
and shame.
"Shirt please," I said, grinning wider.
"Please, do you want money?...I can...."
"You stupid bitch," I said calmly,"I'm on t.v, I could buy a baby
if I wanted too, what I want is to fuck you, now take your fucking shirt
off."
She began to cry and I laughed,"Stop this shit," I said,"Women are
always using their emotions against men, but it doesn't work against me."
She gulped and removed her shirt while she blinked back tears, now
she stood in pants and a bra, it was rather skimpy, she had been planning
to 'entertain' tonight, she merely had to ring Paolo, but now.....this sick
bastard.
"Take the bra off," I said, fiddling around with a small black box
and attaching two wires to the babies ears, she removed her bra without a
word and let it drop to the ground, her huge tits sprang free and I must
admit I had to bite back a gasp of astonishment. She was fucking huge,
her tits were giants but stood firm, they were exposed to the cold air and
her nipples grew erect, I grinned,"Now your pants."
She slowly took her pants off, her thin waist was accentuated by
fantastic hips and what looked to be a great ass, I couldn't wait to see if
she was shaven like Demi.
"Panties," I said simply and she removed them without a word, she
was shaven, with only a small rectangle of reddish hair above her pussy
lips.
"Good," I said, I sat the baby on the table and she saw that two
wires attached it's ears to a black box, she recognized it as a power box,
capable of releasing jolts of electricity, I turned it up to full and turned
the switch on, all that remained was to push the fire button and her baby
would be fried.
"Now lie down on the fucking ground, spread your legs and act like
you're enjoying it."
She swallowed her pride in fear of her baby's safety and lay down
on the linoleum, spread her legs and said,"Please fuck me."
I picked up the video camera and turned it on, she went totally
red again but shut her mouth. I removed my pants and shirt and turned to
the camera,"Well well, here we are again, my name is Deepthroat and this
is Special Agent Scully, we're gonna be doing some undercover work, and
Scully is going to make my name come true, right Scully?"
She nodded her head and muttered,"Yes."
"Good, well let's get started shall we, let me whisper Government
secrets in your ear," I stuck my tongue into her ear, making her wiggle her
head, she opened her mouth to berate me, before she thought to shut up I
rammed my cock into her mouth, she gagged and I got a vague feeling of
deja vu, remembering Demi.
"Now suck me you bitch," I said, and she began too, she had no
idea what she was doing, having never done this before, she sucked on my
cock like she was sucking the straw on a thickshake, I shook my head,"No
darling, move back until my cock comes out, then lick my head, then just
take the head in and suck that, then take as much as you can in and suck
away."
She began licking my head, moving around my head, I gasped in
pleasure, and nodded as she took my head into her mouth and clasped my
cock head with her lips, she began to fuck me with her mouth as she pulled
me further in, some part of her seemed to enjoy this I thought to myself,
although she would deny it, her mouth rammed back and forth on my cock, and
the sight of it nearly drove me over, I pulled out and pulled her up,
kissing her, sending my tongue down her throat, I pushed her back and
grabbed her tits in my mouth, sucking on those huge mammaries for all
I was worth, her hand started snaking down and I was worried for a second
she would crush my balls, but she ran her hand over her cunt and I found
myself laughing as I sucked on her tits, she was enjoying this.
She grabbed my cock with her other hand and started giving me a
hand job, her hand slipped back and forth on her own saliva and once again
I felt like cumming. Once more I got up and she moaned in anger as she lost
her chance to fuck, she suddenly looked at me and the camera and realized
where she was, she moaned in shame and I laughed. I turned to
the camera,"It seems Agent Scully is having second thoughts about our
interaction, but I have other ideas."
I turned her around so she was on all fours, on the table the baby
played with the wires happily.
I spat on my hand and rubbed it over her great ass, I rubbed around
her asshole and slowly pushed my finger in, she screamed out and I shook
my head, I didn't like fucking women up the ass but one of my connections
did and he supplied most of the info I got.
"Just stay still," I said,"You'll love this," In my opinion an ass
fuck was way too tight, it crushed my cock and if the bitch wasn't clean
your dick got covered in shit, but I could live with doing it if it meant
I could continue fucking babes like this and teaching them a lesson.
I put another finger up her ass and probed both of them in and
out quickly, she groaned in a mixture of pain and pleasure and I slipped
another finger in, she cried out at me to stop it and then cried out to me
to fuck her. I shook my head, removed my fingers and slowly guided my cock
in, her asshole instantly clamped around me, really crushing my cockhead.
"Relax," I said,"Just relax, let your muscles loosen."
She complied and I was able to push another couple of inches in,
she groaned in pain again but called out to me to continue.
I pulled back until my cock was about to fall out, then I pushed
forward again, moving another couple of inches up her shithole.
"Oh, uuhhh!" she cried out in pleasure,"It hurts, but I love it."
I grinned and prepared to pump a couple of fingers into her cunt,
but I found her own fingers there as she wanked herself. I laughed out
loud and spoke to the camera,"Agent Scully is an independent women of the
90's, she gets herself off!"
Gillian blushed in shame but continued to wank, I stopped feeling
up her tits and pulled loose from her asshole, I was happy to see there was
no shit on it.
"But I'm an old fashioned guy, Agent Scully, let me get you off."
I rammed into her cunt, pushing past her fingers, she gasped in
shock and I pulled all the way out, then slammed back in until I had a
steady motion going. I continued to fuck her as my hands returned to her
tits, I still couldn't believe how big and firm they were, she came
suddenly, her sweet juices flooding over my cock, I laughed loudly as I
fucked her cunt, finally I grunted and came, her tight cunt had been
milking me for all it was worth as she had orgasm after orgasm and I
couldn't take it much longer, I came deeply into her and collapsed on
top of her.
I awoke still inside her, she was asleep next to me, I got up and
turned off the camera, I wrote a quick note to her about how the tapes
would be released to the media and the porno markets if she called the
police. I took the wires of the baby and left, laughing all the way.
The next day there was nothing in the news about the dead nanny,
I grinned as I realized the bitch was doing what she was told. It was then
that I made my big mistake.
Teri Hatcher:
Teri Hatcher was born in California, she grew up with some old
values, she had often said she would love to be a housewife, staying at
home cooking and cleaning, but the character she plays on Superman is a
businesswoman, more interested in being a reporter than being fucked. I
went after her thinking to change her into what she already was, and I
fucked up big time.
After her husband Jon left for an audition, Teri found me in the
living room of her home, she knew who I was, I was in character after all.
I shoved her against the wall and accidentally knocked her out,
when she awoke I had the electrodes attached to her nipples. I had to admit
that her body was fantastic, far superior to Gillian Anderson. Although
Gillian had bigger tits Teri had the nicer body and was better looking.
I informed her I would shock her if she did anything to stop me,
I started eating her out, probing her cunt with my tongue when she suddenly
wrapped her legs around me, I grinned, thinking she was getting with the
program.
She squeezed hard, damn hard and I lost all breath, my hand
dropped away from the powerbox and she turned it off, she ripped the wires
from her nipples and released me, I collapsed and she kicked me in the balls
hard, damn hard.
As I screamed she turned me on my back and straddled my still hard
cock.
"What the fuck?" I said.
"Don't you want to fuck me?" she asked innocently, my balls and
cock felt like an anvil had been dropped on them. She lowered herself onto
my cock and started fucking me hard, her cunt ramming into the base of my
cock causing greater pain, her tits bounced wildly and she screamed wildly,
like she was riding a bucking bronco.
"Damn you're a good fuck," she said as she pinched her nipples and
felt up her tits,"I could fuck you all night long."
She came suddenly, screaming in pleasure and laughed at me, she
stood up and walked off, I was left with nothing but aching balls and the
sight of her fantastic ass bending over as she rang the police.
---
The newspapers were full of headlines screaming about me, the
celebrity rapist. My career was shot, Gillian and Demi never came forth
but on Teri's testimony I was put away.
I still remember them shouting at me as I walked away, all the
women laughing at me as Teri told how she had beaten me up. I remember
getting to prison and meeting all my new friends, they were big and black
and loved my t.v show, American Gothic.
They also believed - like myself - that women were put on the
planet to be fucked, unfortunately they were short of women in prison and
had to use substitutes, you know, their hands, magazines and especially
white rapists, especially 'real purty ones' like me.
END.