Celestial Reviews 8 - August 2, 1995 - by Celeste
"Slippery Nipples - wifey_01" by amateur (wife watching)
8
"LEAP" by Lori Grenci (sci fi romance) 7
"Beckie Turns the Tables" by Christine. (ff dominance) 6
"Blind Date" by Roger P. Tipe. (BBS sex & voyeurism) 10
"Chauffeur's Dirty Job" by Caesar (sex with the boss's
drunken wife) 6.5
"Sailing We Will Go " by Caesar. (sex and revenge at sea) 6
"Tonya's Probation Violation" by Roger T. Pipe (celebrity
sex) 6
"Here Cums Santa" by Sue (real celebrity sex!) 10
"Slippery Nipples - wifey_01" by amateur This is from the wife-as-
shareware series. Wife-watching stories are basically a "guy" thing.
However, I have to admit that I enjoyed this one. Were it not for all
the unpleasant complications, it would indeed be a turn-on under the
right circumstances to have my husband treat me like a queen in order
to butter me up, so that he could show me off by letting one of his
closest friends screw me on the dining room table. And, since this is
fantasy, there are none of the complications that would occur in real
life. The sex is hot, and the descriptions are pretty good. I think
the word "wifey" was distracting throughout the text of the story; I'd
recommend using your word processor to change it to something sexy,
like Celeste, before you read the story. (Rating: 8)
"LEAP" by Lori Grenci. I am a rabid fan of neither Quantum Leap nor
Star Trek; and so I am hardly qualified to serve as a sophisticated
reviewer of this story. The basic plot involves Sam (the guy from
Quantum Leap) leaping into a Star Trek plot. I found the story to be
quite enjoyble, but sometimes a bit hard to follow. A person more
familiar with either of the television series would obviously enjoy
parts that I found to be tedious and distracting. There are numerous
Star Trek stories on a.s.s. and at least a few Quantum Leap stories;
but this is the only one I know of that combines elements of both. The
author of this one was faced with the task of integrating the
complexities of both story lines. I'll leave it up to readers more
expert than myself to judge how well she has accomplished her goal.
The sex scenes are quite enjoyable, although they are not as abundant
as they are in most stories of this length. (Rating: 7)
"Beckie Turns the Tables" by Christine. Beckie is a student at a
British style boarding school who is being punished by the games
mistress, who seems to be taking unusual pleasure in giving the
punishment. You'll have to read the story to see how Beckie turns the
tables and turns the games mistress into her own sex slave. I usually
don't like stories where the point is to degrade someone, but this
nasty lady was a disgrace to the teaching profession and deserved
everyting that happened to her! (Rating: 6)
"Blind Date" by Roger P. Tipe. This is a story about what happens when
a guy and a girl who have been meeting online and talking about
intimate things meet for their first blind date in real life. There's
actually little probability that a couple could match up so perfectly
and safely have such hot sex in a Denny's restaurant and in a car in
the parking lot with five horny onlookers jerking off; but the writer
does a great job of convincing me that this sure would be fun. The
author spends a lot of time on the build-up, but even this non-sex time
is pretty hot with anticipation. Once the sex gets going, it's really
pretty hot. (Rating: 10)
"Chauffeur's Dirty Job" by Caesar. When the chauffeur is asked to
drive the intoxicated wife home, she comes on to him by masturbating
wildly in the back seat of the limousine. By the time he pulls the
car over to have sex with her, she is asleep in her drunken stupor. He
screws her anyway, and she wakes up mumbling the name of a third party
- neither the chauffeur nor the husband. The story is pretty
interesting; but it includes a large number of typographical errors
(usually correctly spelled but wrong words) that are often extremely
distracting. (Rating: 6.5)
"Sailing We Will Go " by Caesar. In the context of a sailing trip, a
woman seeks revenge on her unfaithful husband and her best friend, who
was his mistress. Dominating and humilating another person just for
the fun of it is not a turn-on to me. On the other hand, doing the
same things for a motive - even a twisted motive - makes sense. For
the most part, I enjoyed this story. However, like the previous story,
this one often often suffered from careless mistakes - like words that
are incorrect for the context or just plain missing ; and at one point
the author clearly uses the name of the wrong character. But it's
usually possible to guess the meaning from the context. The author
tries to focus on the theme of using sex as a basis for power; but
sometimes the focus becomes unclear. (Rating: 6)
"Genie" by Wiley03. As you may have noticed, I usually don't like
stories in which women (or men) are degraded sexually. I'll make an
exception for this one. The Genie of the title is the magic giant that
comes out of the bottle and grants three wishes. The hero (actually,
the anti-hero, I guess) of the story is a pathetic fellow; and he
wishes for wealth, unending youth, and the ability to control the minds
of the people around him. Using his power of mind control, he exerts
his evil will over untold numbers of women in cruel and sadistic ways.
The story contains almost everything I hate. Then, why do I like it,
you may ask. You'll have to read the story to figure that out.
Wiley03 appears to be a really interesting person, whom I never hope to
meet. In fact, I hope I never meet anybody who has met him. He is
obviously influenced by Edgar Alan Poe - possibly he *was* either Poe
or Rasputin in a previous life. In his introduction to this story,
Wiley03 seems to be disappointed in not really "pulling it off." Well,
I'm glad he didn't pull it off, because he wound up with a pretty good
story. If you're a sane, sensible, sensuous, and sensitive person
(like me) and are repulsed midway through the story, keep reading; it
may seem to get worse, but it actually gets better. Maybe you should
read this one with a cask of Amantillado at hand. (Rating: 9.5)
"Tonya's Probation Violation" (celebrity sex) by Roger T. Pipe. There
are some things you can't learn about celebrities, even from the
tabloids. For example, did you know that the inside of Tonya Harding's
cunt is warmer than average? Sex stories about celebrities have the
advantage of making it easy to picture what the author is describing.
That's why the Porn TV and Home Improvement stories have been so
popular - my own all-time favorite is the Porn TV version of Gilligan's
Island. This one tells the story of that mean ole Tonya Harding, whose
henchmen hurt that sweet Nancy Kerrigan before the Olympic competition.
In this story, Tonya violates her probation, and the probation officer
makes her do just what he wants her to do. I understand the virtuous
and misunderstood Tonya has made a porn movie, and I get the feeling
that this story might parallel the movie to some extent. Anyway, the
descriptions of sex are clear but not all that creative; but lots of
people will enjoy reading about that evil little bitch getting her
comeuppance. (Rating: 6)
"Here Cums Santa Claus" by Sue. This story is being reposted during
August. The United States is suffering through a heat wave of
humongous proportions. And so a Christmas story may be just what we
need to cool us down. Right....
This story centers around the visit of the lovely and vivacious Sue
(who looks and acts a lot like me, although she apparently has smaller
breasts and nipples that respond slightly more slowly than mine do to
gentle caresses) to the mall's Victoria's Secret shop at the end of a
long day of Christmas shopping. Two libidinous female employees invite
her to join the after hours festivities, at which she will become the
Christmas present for the mall's Santa.
I guess I shouldn't spoil the suspense - but the supposed imposter is
the real Santa himself. (This is where Sue departs a little from
reality. Her Santa is not circumcised. He was the last time I made
love to him.) Sue has a lot of fun with the story, replacing the
typical descriptions of sexual activity with terms and metaphors
related to the Christmas season. I checked with my word processor's
"find" function, and the word "musky" doesn't appear even once; and the
only time "rod" occurs is in the middle of "strode," "produced," and
"prodigious" - the latter not in its usual context in a sex story!
Instead, the aroma emanating from his cock is "the delicate fragrance
of apple blossoms and almonds, with maybe a hint of balsam fir."
Santa's rotund cock is deliciously sweet and fruity. And Santa's sweet
candy cane drives deeply into Sue's fiery open hearth. The only image
I found to limp a little was Santa's offer to let Sue ride his North
Pole.
Of course, like any depraved a.s.s. writer, Sue skirts the moral issue:
what about poor Mrs. Claus, waiting chastely at home at the North Pole
with all those tiny but horny little elves? Nevertheless, this story
managed to get the vision of Santa's "sugar plum" dancing in my head.
This story definitely put me into the spirit of things, even on a hot
August day. You'll have to read the story to find out what Santa said
as he rose out of sight. (Rating: 10)