It has been said that nearly every community contains a cross section of Americana within its confines, thereby maintaining an image unique in this country today. Every town has its doctors and lawyers, its coaches and teachers, and its clerks and carpenters, and each individual has in turn been touched to some extent to emotions common to all men-greed, lust, envy, and distress.
NEIGHBORHOOD WIVES is a story of everyday, responsible people whose lives are wrought with common frailties; people who seek pleasure, profit, expediency; people not unlike those who may live in your town or your neighborhood. Respectable citizens-yes, but not without the foibles and weaknesses seen every day in nearly every city.
NEIGHBORHOOD WIVES provides a unique insight into those emotions with which we all must live, an insight to Americana at the grass-roots level.
-The Publisher
CHAPTER ONE
"I'm coming!"
Finally she was coming; Herbert Marcuse's wife was coming!
"I'M COOOMMMMIIIINNNNGGGG! PLEASE DON'T GET SOFT! HOLD YOUR PRICK UP, HERBIE!"
Herbie Marcuse tried to hold his prick, but after two hours of constant fucking his prick felt like rawhide.
"HERBIE! PLEASE! GODDAMN, YOUR COCK'S GOING SOFT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
Herbie strained his lanky body, tried to put effort into the thrusts up. into his wife's cunt. It was useless his cock was too limp.
Marcie Marcuse slumped over, felt Herbie 's worm-like cock crawl out of her pussy. God, she needed prick!
"Herbert. Oh, God! You know how I need to get my rocks off. My cunt's burning up! Look at it, Herbie. . . look at my cunt!"
"You know I can't see without my glasses."
"Then put your fucking glasses on and take a good look at your wife's horny cunt!"
Herbie leaned over, retrieved his wire-rims from the nightstand, put them on his lean face and stared at his wife's cunt. He hated when Marcie begged him to look at her cunt. He just didn't like the way cunts looked, especially from the close-up position that he had to assume to see how much her cunt was burning up.
Herbie adjusted Marcie's legs as she lay on her back with her hands opening up the red-raw meat of her pussy.
"Herbie, look how wet it is. Couldn't you just get it up one more time?"
Herbie's face was a foot from her cunt and he wanted to gag, to retch all over that stinky hairy slit that his wife presented to him so obscenely.
"Look how juicy the lips are, Herbie. And my clit! Jesus! My clit is harder than your cock."
Her clit was very obvious to Herbie. It was that little pimple at the top of the silt, and maybe about a half-inch below it there was a gigantic meaty hole that looked hungry and starving.
Herbie wanted to pinch his nose. Why do cunts stink so bad? Why do they reek of sweat and leftover chuck roast. Herbie watched his wife work her fist into the gaping hole of her pussy, watched her fingers become glisteny with cunt-juice. The smell was just downright atrocious.
Of course, it wasn't the first time that Herbie had seen a cunt. He was a typical average man who had probably seen his first cunt in some medical book that libraries, if they had their own way, would have filed under Perversions. But that medical book never said anything about smell, or dire rank odor of a cunt in heat. All it had was little arrows spearing into various places and telling horny little boys who shouldn't be looking at pictures of cunt that this was a clit, this was a labia majora, and this was where babies came from and this was where the piss came from.
Sickening. The smell that is.
Herbie's glasses started to fog up. He just had to move away from that furry, sweaty, meaty hole that his wife was fingering so fast.
But Marcie's ankles caught him right behind the neck. She wanted to tell him to go ahead and stick his head in her cunt, fill her cunt full of his lean face. She wanted to scream out for him to go ahead and tongue her pussy, that it would be all right, that eating cunt wasn't perverted, nor was it dangerous, that it didn't give guys food poisoning. Cunts don't bite back like rabid dogs, they're very passive, only needing a little action every once in a while to keep the lips limber and moist.
The slurping noise was coming from somewhere north of Marcie's sloppy pussy. Herbie looked up could make out his wife's fuzzy face through the foggy glasses. She was licking her lips, her tongue coming out like some snake in the grass, licking over the luscious bottom lip, then the bared teeth, then the upper lip.
Herbie knew that his wife was asking him to eat her pussy. Oh no! He'd retch for sure! He'd gag and vomit all over her cunt and then Marcie would be very pissed. He knew that nothing would turn a woman off in a romantic situation like having her mate barf his dinner all over her hot cunt.
But he couldn't eat her pussy. Just couldn't.
Marcie nodded her head, licked her lips feverishly. She raised her hand, stuck a stinky pinky beneath Herbie's nose.
"Smell how hot my cunt is."
Herbie pretended to take a big whiff. It came out more as a yawn than a man sniffing the luscious odors of his beautiful wife's cunt. Oh God! The bile was past his Adam's apple and threatening to reach his tongue.
Marcie's cunty finger touched Herbie's nose, ski-jumped off the bridge of his nose and lingered on his lips.
"Herbie ... would you mind doing something for me . . er, for my cunt? You probably think it's silly of me to ask, or maybe you'll think I'm just being naughty," Marcie giggled.
The taste of cunt was within tongue's reach, and Herbert wanted to swallow his tongue, choke himself on it, preferring to die that way than to have his ass beaten to death by an irate wife who wanted her cunt eaten.
Herbie couldn't do it.
He shook his head.
"Oh, Herbie!" Marcie whined. "Please ... my cunt's so hot and your prick isn't worth a damn now. I've got to have something."
What could he say? How could he help his wife in her time of need. "Y-You could use your f-fingers."
"OH! You son of a bitch!"
Marcie's cold feet were planted firmly on Herbie's throat, right on the spot that his bile was having a difficult time of deciding to come out as vomit or end up as stomach acid.
"AAAAIIIHEEEEE!" Herbie screamed as Marcie kicked out savagely. He tumbled off the bed, landing hard on the floor.
Marcie turned over, clutched her peignoir and soaked her tears in the gauzy material. "Y-You mother fucker, Herbie. All you had to do is be nice and...and eat my pussy...without...making those horrible faces!"
"I-I understand, Marcie," Herbert answered, getting on his hands and knees and searching for his glasses. Jesus, he could barely see his own hand as it swept across the rug, hoping to bump into his wire-rims.
"Y-You don't understand.. . you beast!"
"B-But, you've got to understand my side, too, Marcie," Herbert replied as he made several hand-passes beneath the easy chair. "A woman's privates . . . her pussy just isn't well, it's not for consumption but for giving birth and things like that. Besides, some doctors think it's very unsanitary ... to do things-" "DIRTY! HERBIE! ARE YOU CALLING MY CUNT DIRTY? WHY YOU MOTHERFUCKER! AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK YOU GOT A CLEAN COCK?"
Herbie bumped into the dresser made a grimace. He rubbed his head and looked over at the shadow figure on the bed. "Well, Marcie. . . it's a medical fact that a man's organ is easier to keep clean than a woman's, er, thing."
Marcie sobbed, tears flowing down her cheeks, dropping on her hot tits and warm cunt. "Oh, Herbie. W-Why can't you do it? Why? I always suck your cock when you ask me to."
Herbie crawled toward the door, both hands making sweeping motions in front of his crouched body. Where the hell were his glasses?
"Marcie, I've never asked you to suck my cock. You know that."
"You mother-fucking liar!"
"Marcie, I wish you wouldn't cuss like that. Susan might hear."
"I didn't mean it like that, Herbie. I meant forget Susan, not fuck Susan."
Herbie bumped into the door. Jesus Christ! Where the hell were those fucking glasses?
"Marcie," Herbert replied, rubbing his headache. "I had no intentions of messing around with our daughter."
"Oh, shit! Herbie, don't change the subject." Herbie was under the dresser, his hand moving all the lint and dust that had collected under there since Marcie had last vacuumed-which had to be five years ago because that was when the Hoover broke down and Herbie hadn't fixed it yet. Of course, Herbie couldn't fix it, because he didn't know what was wrong with it. So the Hoover lay in fifty thousand pieces beneath the bed just the way Herbie had left it when he had dissected it to find out what was wrong with it.
"Herbie, you hear me? I want to talk about your refusing to eat my pussy. Everybody else does it.. . why can't you?"
Herbie raised his head.
Conk.
Jesus, why do they make dressers with only six inches of floor clearance when most people had eight-inch diameter heads?
"Whose been eating your cunt?" Herbie asked somewhat angrily.
"What?"
"Who's been eating your cunt!" Herbie said, doubly angry now because his head had cleared and he could envision the milkman or the mailman eating his wife's cunt while he was down at the unemployment office. "Have you been fucking around behind my back, Marcie?"
"Oh, shit, Herbie, I haven't fucked around with any man since we've been married."
Herbie sighed with relief. He was happy that Marcie had answered correctly because he wouldn't know what to do if she had said: "Yeah, I been getting cock on the side from guys who love to eat pussy. Unlike some people I know." Because if she had said that Herbie would have had to do something. And usually when Herbie was confronted with a confusing situation which was usually on days that end with the letter Y he would do nothing.
His hand bumped into something wet and cold and sticky and smelly. He pinched it once, but it slithered out of reach. Herbie strained, grabbed hold of the object and brought it out from beneath the dresser.
Marcie gasped.
Herbert wanted to retch.
It was a rubber ... a used rubber, a very used rubber because it no longer held its original shape and the reservoir tip looked as if all hell had broken loose and white gooey crap was oozing like fresh snot all over Herbie's trembling hands.
"Marcie!" Herbie gasped, shaking loose of the Trojan Extra Large. "WHOSE IS THAT?!"
Marcie didn't know what to say unless a gasp is considered something that people say. "I-I don't know, could it be yours?"
Her voice sounded very meek so did Herbie's. "Marcie, were.., were you t-telling me the truth about never cheating on me?"
"Oh, Herbie! Would I lie?" she lied.
Herbie knew it was a lie, even though he couldn't make out her face through his 200/20 vision; her voice had given her away. Marcie, his wife of seventeen years, had been fucked by some cock other than his own. She had cheated on him, fallen for some guy who probably ate pussy like delicious pizza and had a cock big enough to wear a Trojan Extra Large.
Herbie stood up manfully. He moved to the closet to get his robe and the extra pillow that they used when Marcie wanted to fuck in the missionary position with her hips propped up. He moved quickly.
Crunch.
Herbie found his glasses ... not with his hand but with his size-twelve feet.
CHAPTER TWO
As Herbert's defeated body sank into the cushions of the living room sofa, he hated himself. He had somehow decided coming down from the bedroom that he was to blame for what had happened to Marcie.
She was a hot-blooded wife married to a man who could fuck twice a week, but who just couldn't fuck his wife decently twice a night like she wanted. That was why Marcie had picked up on some strange cock-it was his fault because his prick just didn't have the stamina that some other prick had. Besides, his cock would never fit into a Trojan Extra Large rubber.
Herbert shut off the light and snuggled into the blankets. He stared at the ceiling, which he could barely make out.
Maybe it was in mid-doze or in pre-slumber when the pressing problem seemed to fade and a vision of his wife when she was sixteen came to him.
Were they really sixteen in 1958 when they were in the back seat of his father's '57 Chevy fucking for the first time in their young lives?
Marcie wore her hair in a French twist then, and all during the preliminary foreplay her French twist had unraveled and beautiful blonde strands were covering her youthful titties.
Herbie had a crewcut then because it fit his image as junior class president, and now the sweat was pouring off his one-eighth inch hairs like water off a duck's back. Shit, any sixteen-year-old kid would have been sweating like crazy if they were about to fuck a girl as luscious and as popular as Marcie Dixon, the only junior girl to be elected to the pom pom squad.
"Oh, Herbie!" Marcie exclaimed nervously. "I've never done it before. I'm scared."
Herbie wiped the sweat off his forehead stared at her titties as they shimmered in the moonlight that poured in from the windows. His arm squeaked on the tuck-and-roll as he put it around Marcie's naked, trembling shoulder.
"Pl-Don't be scared, Marcie. It's really ... lots of fun.
Marcie shyly tried to hide her titties, but there was just too much to hide because for a sixteen-year-old girl, she had tits that must have weighed ten pounds apiece. And what made it worse, or better, depending on how you looked at them and plenty of guys looked at them was that her mother would make her bras one size too small because that way her mother could always think of Marcie as her little girl.
Now the only things Marcie's hands could hide were her nipples, and she seemed to be crushing them in her nervousness.
"Oh, Herbie. It'll hurt. I know it'll hurt. Jeanie Parrish said that she screamed and bled for three days when Toby Carter put it in her."
"Nah," Herbie replied, his eyes. bugging out as he saw all that exposed tit-flesh. "It won't hurt at all. It's just in your head."
"Oh, Herbie!" Marcie cried. "I don't know. I know when you feel me up, I get all tingly . . . uh, down there. But. . oh, I know it'll hurt."
Herbert couldn't resist those tits. He shifted around in the seat, tried to bring Marcie 's head in close to his for a kiss. What he planned to do was kiss her and keep her mind off her tits so that he could get his hands on them. That's the way they had gotten into the back seat in the first place, that's what had allowed him to get her sweater off and her too-small bra.
Marcie felt just like Doris Day as she leaned into Rock Hudson to kiss him tenderly. She leaned into Herbie and kissed him tenderly, flicking out her tongue.
Herbie didn't care about kissing, he just did that to divert her mind while he got his hands on her titties. He got his hand on her titties-oooooooooh his cock was just going to rip his Levi's all apart!
Marcie's eyes shot open when she felt Herbert's hand urging hers out of the way and grabbing insistently for her nipple. She tried to concentrate on the kiss, tried to get Herbert's mind on kissing and away from her titties.
Her hand moved up steadily, pushing his hand away from her left tit.
Herbert's hand retreated momentarily then quickly it moved down and came up underneath her palm to reclaim her erect nipple.
Marcie moaned.
Herbert's lips buzzed as he mashed his lips to hers.
Marcie had hold of Herbert's wrist, preventing him from moving his hand up and down and all around on her hot tittie.
Jesus! Her fit never felt like this before nor had they ever been felt like this before. It was the first time that a guy had seen her tits naked. It was the first time that a guy had touched her tits when they weren't in her too small bra. It was the first time that she ever felt her cunt running over with
juice.
Herbert's knee was up on the tuck-and-roll, and he had Marcie's head mashing into the seat cushion as he kissed her hard and passionately, feeling her tits. Jesus! Her tittie felt so firm, so goddamn hot and sweaty. Christ! Her rolled her nipple, feeling the springy flesh throb in his hands.
"MMMMMMMNNNNNN!" Marcie groaned.
She closed her eyes and bathed in the luscious sensations that surrounded her hand-held tittie. Everything felt so supremely delicious yes, maybe Herbie was right. Maybe the pain of the first fuck was only in a girl's head. Oh God! Her panties were just sopping with all that runny cunt-juice.
She tried to close her thighs, but Herbie's hand was in the way.
Herbie's hand?
Down there?
Marcie's eyes bugged open, and she saw stars over the horizon of Herbie's crewcut as they beamed in from the back window. The window was very foggy. Everything felt steamy and foggy as she could feel Herbie's hand inching up her thigh, coaxing her legs apart.
No.
She couldn't let him do it.
Mother said it was wrong. Mother said to always sit with her legs tight together. Not like those nasty girls who sat like they had a bowling ball between their legs.
Father said don't use his bathroom when she had to crap and don't wear sleazy-looking slips. And most of all, don't encourage men-wear drab clothes and no makeup.
Herbie's hand was right on Marcie's pussy-well, his hand had pressed in that portion of her panties that were sopping wet with cunt-juice and was trying to get at her pussy.
Marcie tried to rise, trying to move her head to one side to avoid Herbie's kissing lips.
Ooooooooooh.
Mother never told her how good it felt to have her pussy rubbed and rubbed and rubbed like Herbie was doing to her now. Mother had told her that her breasts were sensitive that was why girls wore bras when they played field hockey, to protect those sensitive glands from becoming bruised by some flying elbow.
The more Marcie squirmed; the more pressure Herbie applied to her pussy. He had never felt a pussy before and didn't realize that cunts would be this wet and hot and wriggly. Jesus! Even though her panties were made of thick cotton, he could still make out the outline of her wet cunt hole.
He tried to imagine what his hand was feeling; he tried to envision the hair, and the lips, and the hole that he would be putting his cock into or at least he hoped Marcie wouldn't stop him from putting his cock into her cunt.
Shit! There was no way she was going to stop him now.
Hell, his balls felt as if they were in the same bloated condition that his cock was in but that was probably because he wore tight Levi's like all the other guys.
"Oh, Marcie, let's do it . . let's . . . uh, fuck."
"Mmmmmmmmmmflnflnflfl . .. no, no. . . we shouldn't . . we can't. . mmmmnnnn."
Herbie couldn't believe it. Why were girls so silly? Why did they always say that corny shit about no-no-no-no when it was obvious they were having fun.
Shit, Marcie no longer prevented him from having free feels of her tits. And her thighs were spreading easier than peanut butter. Nah, she couldn't mean no. Christ, Eddie Baxter had told him long ago that girls only say no because their mothers had trained them to say no.
Herbie was breathing hard against Marcie's neck, and every time his hand searched out more of her wet cunt, Marcie would hunch her hips out at his hand, getting her pussy into better position for better feels.
"Ohhhh, Marcie . . . I think we're going to do it."
Marcie wanted to say no, but it seemed so ridiculous. Here she was in the back seat of a car, her pompom dress shoved to waist-high, her titties nude in the moonlight, and they were two sixteen-year-olds who were so happy because their football team had beaten their old rival, Pattons Yule. Happiness was everywhere. How could anybody on this joyful night say no to happiness?
"A-All right, Herbie . . . but, p-please do it easy.
Herbie's cock grew another instant inch.
He looked at Marcie's sweating face in the moonlight. Then he looked in all four directions to make sure no one else was in Farmer Granger's pasture except the cows and horses.
"We'll have to . . . uh, take off our clothes, Marcie."
Marcie's passion cooled slightly as she watched Herbert tuck himself into his corner of the back seat and begin unbuckling his pants.
Herbie's ass was raised off the seat and his Levi's were at mid-thigh when he caught Marcie staring at him.
Herbie blushed. Then sat down. He looked shyly at Marcie, knowing what she wanted to hear what she needed to hear.
"I love you, Marcie."
"Oh, Herbie!" Marcie gushed, flinging herself at him and wrapping her arms around him, her tits digging into his elbow and ribs.
"I love you, too, Herbert. . . after we . . after we do it-will you be my steady?"
Herbert gulped. "Yeah . . . yes, I'll be your steady."
Marcie sat back. "Oh, goooood, Herbert. I'm so happy."
"You want to take off your clothes now, Marcie," Herbert said, trying to mash his eagerness with a casual tone of voice.
"Oh . . . of course, of course, Herbert."
Marcie retreated to her corner of the back seat. She hooked her thumbs into the waistband of her red and blue pompom skirt. She smiled timidly at Herbie.
Herbie returned the smile, sweat beading on his upper lip. He fumbled out of his pants, said arrrrgggghhb when his belt buckle caught on his cock.
It was hard getting out of their clothes, because they were watching each other taking off their clothes.
Herbie was in his shorts. They were wet and sticking out at the crotch.
Marcie was in her panties. They were wet and sticky at the crotch.
Did they dare go on?
Father had told Herbie many a time to have a fun time with girls but to make sure he was careful.
Mother had told Marcie many a time not to let a boy have fun with her and to be very careful.
Herbie, because he was the boy, took off his shorts, lifted them over his swollen prick and peeled them off his sweaty thighs.
Marcie gasped. Like this: "Nooooooo!"
Herbie felt embarrassed. His cock didn't though-all it wanted to do was to fuck that luscious piece of cunt that was only four feet away.
"I g-guess you've never seen one."
Marcie shook her head vigorously, the moonlight glinting off her Little Orphan Annie eyes; in other words, they looked like poker chips, but instead of saying "Leapin' Lizards", she said, "Nooooo!"
"Mine's-uh-just average size. Eddie Baxter's got a lot bigger one."
Marcie didn't want to fuck any more. No sirreee. Mother was right. Not only would she have to be pretty careless, she'd be insane if she let something as big as a cock into her virgin pussy.
"H-Herbie," Marcie croaked. "I-It's too big... it'll hurt. I don't wanta be hurt."
Herbie's eyes were on those big titties, on those luscious, shimmering thighs, on the wet stain at the crotch of her thick cotton panties.
"It'll be fun.. . you'll like it, Marcie."
Marcie shook her head. "Herbie, it's too big . . . I-"
"W-Why don't you take off your panties, Marcie? I'll look at your thing and if I think your thing's too small for my big thing to go into, then I promise I won't do it. Okay?"
Herbie was sweating, and his ass was making squeaky noises on the tuck-and-roll. God-oh, please, God-he wanted to see her cunt, wanted to at least feel it.
Marcie took a deep breath of night air. "All right, Herbie, but you gotta promise me you'll do what you promised."
Herbie was on the floor and between her thighs before she had finished her sentence.
It was cramped and sweaty and hot as he tried to help Marcie strip off her panties Marcie lifted one leg out of her panties, then the other leg.
She looked down at Herbie as he looked down into her cunt.
God, it was so dark in her crotch. He needed some more light, but he couldn't wait until morning to get his first peek at a pussy. Shit, her old man would butcher his ass. It was touch and go all the way.
First he touched.
Oh, God! Cum oozed out of his prick. Her thighs felt so jiggly warm, so firmly done.
Herbie had a grip on the fattest part of her thighs, his thumbs crawling up, up, up to what everybody called down there. Ooooooooooooh! Squish. Squish. Squish.
The first sound came from Herbie.
The second sound came from her cunt.
"Nooooo!" That came from Marcie, because his thumbs were peeling back her tight cuntlips and exposing her hot inner cunt to the cool night air.
Herbie couldn't believe he had his hands on a cunt he was actually feeling a girl's pussy. He wanted to scream and rant and rave, grab a microphone and tell all his buddies that he finally felt a cunt.
His fingers felt like an army of ants as he tried to touch all over her wet pussy.
Marcie couldn't help moaning and couldn't keep back the sharp shuddering gasps that exploded from her mouth. God, his fingers were everywhere in her pussy.
"Oooooooh nooooooo!" Marcie groaned, trying to clamp her thighs together, not to keep him out but to create more delicious friction between his fingers and her convulsing cunt.
Herbie just couldn't believe that a cunt could feel this greasy, this warm.
He was having a hard time keeping his hand on Marcie's cunt now because she was bucking and hunching like crazy. Her tits were wobbling and her hair was flying and her mouth was screaming, "Do it, Herbie . . . Oh, gosh, it feels so good . . do it, please, Herbie! Do it ... hurry!"
Here it came.
His first fuck.
His first piece of pussy.
He was on his knees, shoving out his cock, wondering how the hell her cunt was supposed to meet his prick. She was moving around like crazy . . . God, please help him! Help him put his big fat cock into Marcie's cunt before he creamed all over her crotch and made an ass out of himself.
God helped him. Or at least He must have heard him.
Because Marcie was so fucking hot, she grabbed his cock.
Christ! What smooth and firm and hot things cocks were! Gosh! And it has such a funny shape at the tip-like a huge mushroom. And greasy stuff was coming out of this little slit at the very tip.
Nooooo! Noooooo! That greasy stuff was what made babies! Those were those cute tadpoles and polliwogs that she had seen in her sex education film at school.
Gosh, there were so many polliwogs pouring out of that little slit. And gosh, his cock just jumps and throbs and quivers-oh, it's so big!
Marcie knew his cock would hurt, knew it Would be painful as his cock entered her pussy-just like it was hurting now as she helped get his cockhead into the small opening of her cunt.
Oh, noooooo!
Pain. Agony.
Marcie writhed, bit her fingernails, then realized she should have never let go of his prick, because Herbie jammed all of his cock into her tight cunt in one long, pain-screeching thrust.
"AAAMIIIIEEEEE!" Pleasure. Ecstasy.
Herbie was fucking Marcie like a hard-up rabbit. His lunges were shoving his cock in and out so fast that he could barely see the shaft as it entered, then came out, in rapid, super fast fuck-strokes.
God, his cock had never felt so good in his life. All that wet, warm meat surrounding his sensitive prick. All that tight, gripping pressure that surrounded his shaft. Oh, God! His balls throbbed and his cock shook. He didn't -know where he was anymore because his mind was filled with dizzy pleasure.
Marcie was screaming her guts out. God, his cock felt like a huge wedge that was splitting her pussy in half. And it was so hard, like steel, super-strong, super-stiff. And, God, the way his cock throbbed deep inside her! And all that hot friction as he fucked back and forth so, damned fast!
"AAAIIIIIIEEEEE! HERBIE! OH MORE, HERBIE! GIVE ME MORE-UH--UH-UH-OH, GOD!"
Marcie's thighs vised around his hips, urging him to stick his cock as far into her cunt as he could-obviously, she had changed after her pussy had gotten the first taste of a big, fat cock; which is usually the case with most typical American virgins today.
Now, Marcie didn't give a rat's ass shit about what her mother would think. All she could think about was the unbelievable pleasure that was coming from her clit as Herbie's cock scraped across it with each deep stroke.
Herbie knew he was going to blast his cum out-because ten seconds ago the jizzy feeling was in his toes, five seconds ago his thighs became taut like steel, and the jizz came flowing out of his balls and flying out of his cock.
"OH HERBIE! WHAT'S HAPPENING... YOUR-OH, GOD! IT'S SO HARD-I CAN FEEL IT PULSING-AAAIIIIEEEE!"
Herbie's tongue was like a slack wet rope as his jizz continued to shoot out of his cock in huge blobs. His eyes could no longer focus on Marcie's ecstatic expression nor on those beautiful tits that were bouncing and jouncing in front of him.
The last spurt of cum shot out of his cock rather weakly; Marcie's cunt accepted the spurt hungrily as she grimaced and made her cunt squeeze down on Herbie's prick.
Herbie collapsed, falling on the pillows that were her tits.
"Oooooooh, God! Marcie . . . God! Your cunt felt soooooo goooooood!"
CHAPTER THREE
While Herbie was having his dream about Marcie when she was sixteen, Marcie was sniffing her finger-well, actually she was sniffling and her finger just happened to be under her nose because she had intended to wipe away some of the sluggish snot that dribbled from her nose. That was when she caught the whiff of cunt. And that, she realized angrily, was what made her husband wrinkle up his nose the smell of pussy.
Pussy to Marcie didn't smell so bad. But like most American girls, she was used to the smell of cunt.
Marcie sniffed, sniffled. Was there something wrong with the smell of cunt. It wasn't a rancid smell, nor did it smell like something stale like a minute-old fart, or garbagey like something a year-old in the refrigerator. When she took a big whiff, the aroma actually had a tart smell, like the times her mother used to make walnut pie and little Marcie would have to crush up three thousand walnuts to get them to fit into her mother's twenty-pound pie. That's what it smelled like-crushed walnuts.
Marcie was doubly pissed now. Herbie liked walnuts-his favorite candy was Walnettos. Hell, when little Suzy was six years old, Herbie would go through her trick-or-treat bag and steal all the Walnettos while their daughter was left with just Ju-Jubes and jelly beans.
Christ, why did he have to make those Halloween faces at the way her cunt smelled?
Tears spilled from her eyes and she sniffled again. She ready to turn on her side and turn off the lights when she saw that ghastly-looking Trojan Extra Large rubber that was filled with somebody's cum.
But whose cum?
She picked it up gingerly, just the tips of her fingers coming into contact with the squishy, rubbery, obscene thing. Whose rubber? Whose aim? Whose been fucking in her bed?
She knew it wasn't Herbie's rubber. Herbie never wore rubbers-unless it rained like Morton Salt, but then those rubbers he would put on his feet and not on his middle leg.
She also knew it wasn't Herbie's rubber because his prick couldn't possibly fit into a Trojan Extra Large.
God, whose huge cock had filled this condom?
It had to be a huge cock-only something about a foot-long could have possibly gotten into that rubber.
Marcie stretched the Trojan Extra Large from end to end. It had to be a cock at least fourteen inches long.
The only thing she was sure of now was that it was not Herbie's cock that had been cloaked by that condom. Because Herbie only had a ten-inch prick and it would have looked like a parachute on his prick instead of a rubber. No, this rubber had masked some stranger's prick. Some man had obviously used this rubber to fuck some girl in their bed.
Marcie frowned as sperm leaked out of the end and dribbled on her thigh. Yeeeeccchhh!
She brushed away the nasty-looking puddle of jizz that had drenched her thigh. It was too bad that the hand she used to brush away the sperm was the hand that held up the open end of the Trojan Extra Large. Her other hand held the reservoir tip and the shriveled rubber spilled its copious contents onto the thigh that she had just brushed off.
Shit!
What was the use!
Nothing was going right for Marcie. She felt as bland and as dead as the cum that stained her thigh.
Fuck it.
Fuck the man with the extra large cock who had fucked some girl on their bed.
Fuck the strange girl who had probably got her cunt fucked inside-out by the man wearing a Trojan Extra Large.
Fuck her marriage.
Fuck Herbie Marcuse for not eating her cunt and for thinking that she would fuck a stranger with a fourteen-inch cock that was cloaked by a Trojan Extra Large.
Marcie brooded thinking about all those things she wanted to get fucked.
She tried smoking. Crushed out the Kool after four hot puffs.
She tried reading. The Joy of Sex was of no comfort.
She tried sleeping. But how could a woman possibly deep when her husband was zzzzziiiinnngggg downstairs, her marriage was on the rocks, and she was lying next to a Trojan Extra Large rubber filled with some stranger's jizz.
Her problems were too soap-operaish to believe. No marriage counselor would believe her when she told him that their marriage had gone to shit the night that her husband found not another man in their bed, but the remains of a man.
Maybe Herbie would believe her if she went downstairs and told him that she had never seen that rubber before. But what the fuck for? He was the one playing asshole. He was the one who had accused her of fucking around with Mr. Trojan Extra Large. No, better to just cross him off and say fuck it.
"Fuck it."
There, that felt better. "Fuck it!"
Aha, much better.
'FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT!"
Better. Better. Better.
Jesus, she sure hoped Suzy hadn't heard what she had just said. Oh, Christ! She probably woke up the whole fucking neighborhood when she had cursed. Well, fuck them, too.
'FUCK ALL OF YOU! DID'YA HEAR ME!
FUCK ALL OF YOU!"
CHAPTER FOUR
Alma Figger was a typical housewife-her home was spic and span, dinners were right on time, and she always wore sexy dresses whenever she made her husband's dinner.
Tonight it was spaghetti surprise, a meal that meant she had to wake up at three in the morning to prepare for that night's dinner. Which meant that she only got three hours of sleep since her husband had fucked her ass, her cunt and her mouth-in that order-the night before.
But Alma didn't mind because, as previously mentioned, she was a typical American housewife.
And as a typical American housewife, she was dressed super sexily while draining the four hundred macaroni noodles it had taken her one hour to make sure that there had been four hundred noodles in the package. She was dressed in a lime-green chiffon dress that clung tight to her titties and tight to her ass. Earrings dangled musically from her ears, mascara artfully done, perfume in all those pulsating places.
Alma was average height, average weight, average forty-inch titties, and average hot cunt. It was easy to see her average assets because she had noticed her titties when she had held up her frying pan and caught her reflection in the bottom of the skillet the chiffon dress was so skimpy and so see through that her tits looked like two eggs, sunny side up, in the frying pan.
And to see her cunt was even easier. Just look at the sparkling floor wherever Alma stood. Sloppy, unaverage wives thought that Alma's kitchen floor was so clean you could have eaten off it-but whenever she was standing over the linoleum, in her average panty less, wide-legged stance, men would have gladly licked the reflection of her pussy.
But Alma never acted seductive toward other men. No, she was faithful to her husband, Emory, just like the majority of American wives. She wouldn't dare think about letting another man see her pussy, or feel her forty-inch titties. God! Infidelity was abominable or as Emory put it, "Alma, don't you never fuck around with no other man or I'll cut your clit off."
But Emory didn't have to say that because Alma was a normal typical wife who never had thoughts about another man's cock. And even those men who would sidle up to her and tell her that they thought about her all the time, Alma would just reply, "Oh, pooh! All you men think alike."
Yes, Alma was an average, typical, normal housewife who was busily preparing her husband's seven-course meal atop a red tablecloth that couldn't possibly slide because of the candelabras and champagne glasses that helped to hold it down.
Alma looked around. Everything looked normal, average, typical. Oh, she almost forgot the most important minute detail-her lipstick! She hurried to the bathroom.
The Lysol smell was strong enough to overpower a greasy hillbilly, but to Alma the fragrance was perfectly average for her bathroom. She stood in front of the mirror, putting on the last touches of her lipstick when she heard husband Emory coming in the front door.
"Alma! Where the fuck are ya? Did ya get my bowling shirt pressed? Christ! I'm fuckin' late already."
Alma scurried to the closet, took out the silk shirt that had the words HARD HAT STRIKERS emblazoned on the back.
She kissed her husband dutifully as he lobbed his construction hard hat onto the sofa.
"Jesus, what a day, Alma! Old man Conklin nearly got killed in the outhouse today."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, Jamieson, the new kid on the crew, tipped the fuckin' thing over with the fuckin' bulldozer. Christ! They're sure hiring some dumb fucks today. Can't trust none of these pew long-haired kids they hire. But I'll still take some dumb fuck hippie kid over a goddamn lazy nigger any day. What's for dinner?"
"Spaghetti surprise."
"Aw, fuck, Alma. You know how I hate that goddamn Wop food. It just ain't got enough meat on it. Christ! You gotta go looking for the meat through all the sloppy red juice and all them hundreds of limp noodles. You know I hate Wop food."
Alma nodded her head, her hands in her lap.
"Aw, did I hurt your feelings, Alma?" Emory said, then planted a kiss on her forehead. "Don't worry, after I fuck the living daylights out of the best wife in the neighborhood, everything'l1 be all right."
Alma smiled cheerfully.
"In fact," Emory said heartily, "let's fuck first, then eat a quick meal. Would ya like that, Alma?"
Alma smiled her Avon lips at Emory, batted her Maybelline eyes at him.
Emory stripped off his dirty work shirt, skinned out of his soiled Levi's. "Christ! I can't wait to fuck you, Alma. Well, don't just stand there gawking at me. Start taking off that fucking dress."
Alma unzipped the slinky, lime-green chiffon dress and it slithered to the floor. There wasn't anything else to take off.
"Boy," Emory said, licking his lips and removing his mangy shorts. "I can tell you're hot to fuck. Just look at your tits."
Alma looked at her tits. It was easy for her to see her tits because they stood out at least a foot from her chest. There was nothing unusual about her tits, at least from what she could see, but that was why she thought her husband was so smart and observant, because he could tell when her tits were lustful-looking before she could.
Emory's prick boiiinngggeeed out in front of him. His greasy hand gave it a few jack-off strokes.
"Well, come on, Alma. You know what to do. Shit, we gotta do this fast or else I'll be late for bowling tonight."
Alma smiled pleasantly and got down on her knees. Emory held his cock until his wife nudged them away.
Her Avon lips moved in.
Her Maybelline eyes looked up at her dear husband.
Emory grabbed her dangling earrings and pulled her head forward. "Goddamn, Alma! Will you quit fucking around and hurry up!"
Alma quit fucking around and hurried up. Her lipsticked lips kissed the hot and taut glans of his prick. Then, in little romantic nibbles and love-bites, her mouth moved down the shaft of his cock. His cockhead bounced off the roof of her mouth before it angled down toward the basement of her throat.
Emory loved it. Christ! What average husband wouldn't like having his average beautiful wife blowing his cock every night before they sat down and gobbled down their spaghetti surprise.
"Oooooooh, Alma! Jesus! You can still cock suck with the best of them! Oooooooh, Alma!"
Alma was pleased. Her titties did feel a little lustier now, just like her husband had told her they would.
Alma ate his cock with a ravenous hunger. Her head bobbed up and down, her lips were making lewd sucking noises, and his cock was shaking and quivering and growing harder and harder.
She looked up at her husband as his cock filled her aching jaws. Oh, what a beautiful man she had married. So wise, so wonderful.
Faster and faster her face moved, and if her face moved that fast, naturally her lips were moving just as fast as they sucked and nibbled and bit and blew and suckled and did everything that an average beautiful American housewife's mouth was supposed to do on her husband's prick.
Emory was getting more active. Christ, he had to hurry or he would have to miss dinner to keep that appointment with all those ten pins down at the bowling alley. And he knew that if he didn't eat before he bowled, he'd lose his hook, his high average and his prestige with the other guys on the HARD HAT STRIKERS team.
Holding her dangling earrings, Emory shoved all of his cock deep into Alma's mouth and watched her Maybelline eyes pop open with her gag reflex. Ooooooh, how beautiful she looked when she sucked his cock!
He moved back, his prick withdrawing from the tight suction of her vacuuming lips. Another pull on the earrings, and another cock-shove, brought another beautiful, angelic look to her face her eyes were popping out, the gagging sound was very audible, her earlobes were stretched like some Ubangi's..African tribe that stretches their noses and ears with sticks and stones-yet, she looked so absolutely sensuous. Gosh, he was glad he had married a hot-blooded girl.
Alma was going to vomit if Emory didn't pull his cock out of her mouth and release her earlobes. Aaaaaaaahhhhh, thank God. His cock pulled away and slushy noises accompanied the slow withdrawal.
Alma knew that Emory really loved her because of the intense and passionate way he always made love to her, Although, Emory always put it a different way: "Goddamn, Alma, if you don't give me the fucking hot balls every time I lay eyes on you."
Alma knew she'd have to hurry. Emory had to eat, keep up his strength so that he could make that bowling date.
She did what Emory had taught her to do on their first date, which was before they were married. She fondled his balls as he shoved his cock down her throat again.
He had big balls, huge and hairy nuts that felt so deliciously good when she rolled them around like he had taught her to do at the drive-in on their first date.
Then, as Emory withdrew his cock from Alma's cock sucking lips, she inserted her right index finger-the only finger that she did not keep sharpened daily nor did it have fingernail polish like her other nine talons into his asshole and finger-fucked his prostate while her left hand fucked around with his balls.
"Oooooooh, Alma! God, you gotta be the best learner that I ever taught!"
Alma tried to smile, but as most cocksucking girls know, it's very hard to smile when a fat cock is making an oval out of her mouth.
Alma sucked harder, finger-fucked his ass faster, fondled his balls furiously. Her tits were jumping around like crazy, and Emory was doing his own wild gyrations to the tune of a different mad drummer.
There she blows!
Sperm! Delicious oil of man! Cream a la carte! Ambrosia of the Gods! That's what Alma fantasized every time Emory shot wads and wads of jizz into her gulping throat. It was so romantic, so thrilling, so deliciously sensuous and lovely.
Sperm! Cum! jizz! Cock juice!
That was what Emory called it as the delicious feeling of coming overpowered his cock and overflowed her mouth. "AAAARRRGGGHHH! I'M COOOMMM IIINNNGGG! CUM! DRINK THAT JIZZ! YOU WONDERFUL WHORE OF A WIFE! SUCK THAT SPERM! EAT IT, ALMA! EAT EVERY DROP OF MY COCKJUICE. AARRGGGHH!"
Alma couldn't smile like she wanted to do but her eyes expressed a lot-she was batting them like crazy, trying to get Emory's attention.
But Emory's head was tilted far back as he tried to get that last hunch-shove of his cock into her throat. Then he went limp, his body, his mind, and his cock-and it was the latter that gave Alma room to breathe, to suck in air and cum juice at the same time.
Emory fell backwards, his cock plopping out of Alma's cum-drenched mouth. Her finger was almost broken in half, and Emory had to turn on his side on the couch in order for Alma to get her finger out of his writhing asshole.
"Aaaaaaah, Alma! What a wife! What a beautiful wife!" Emory would have kissed her then, except he didn't like to taste his own cum. He tasted her sweat as he pecked her forehead.
Alma smiled, and this time the effort was not hindered.
Emory patted her on the head.
"Well, hurry up and get dinner on the table. I'll go wash up, then we'll eat, then I gotta get my ass down to the bawling alley. Christ, we got a bowl off against the Mannington Truckers tonight."
CHAPTER FIVE
Living between the Figgers and the Marcuses was an unmarried, but very happy single woman. Her name was Rachel Lindsay.
Rachel Lindsay was a rare woman.
If you were an optimist, you'd guess Rachel's height to be six feet. If you were a pessimist, you'd guess Rachel's height to be five and a half feet at the most.
In reality, Rachel was five feet even. But Rachel was one of those women who fucked around with reality and deceived all the men who eyeballed her voluptuous figure. She fucked around with her real height by wearing clogs, wedges, platforms, high heels, all kinds of pedestrian footwear that added inches and sometimes a foot to her real height.
On Mondays, Rachel wore her twelve-inch-high clogs because Mondays always felt so low to her that she thought that her tallest shoes would offset the lowly feeling by giving some height to her life.
On Tuesdays, she wore wedges-shoes that made her feel as if she were sliding downhill as she walked-because they were so comfortable after those painful Mondays when she suffered from blistered corns.
On Wednesdays, platform shoes were her choice because the middle of the week was always the most stable to her. Thus, she wanted just a little height, yet she wanted her feet on a firmer terra.
Fridays and Thursdays were her days off, Rachel always chose patent leather high heels with such vicious-looking spikes on them that you could tell by the pock-marked sidewalks where she had been.
Being that today was Friday, Rachel was slipping into her six-inch spike-heel shoes. She was dressed to kill-slinky cocktail dress that showed so much of her tits it should have passed for a cheap J.C. Penney negligee rather than a hundred-dollar dress. Beneath the cocktail dress were black lacy bra, black lacy panties, black hose and garter belt. Beneath the black lacy things were a fully packed set of thirty-eight-inch titties, well-rounded hips, well-rounded asscheeks
-Jesus, she was dynamite in ebony, juicy in jet-black a veritable madam of the midnight.
Any girl would have been proud to have Rachel's explosive figure, but only a blind girl would have been happy with the kind of face Rachel had been ill-blessed with.
When men looked at Rachel Lindsay, they always started from the neck down. The reason they started from the neck down was not because she had the type of titties made for mashing and squeezing and sucking, and not because she had the type of ass for kneading like dough. It was because she had the type of face that would not only stop a clock but would turn the hands counter-clockwise.
Starting from the top, Rachel had stringy hair, the kind of hair that the more kinder souls called Afroish and modern, when in actuality it looked like she had stuck her finger into an electric socket and fried her hair into a kinky case of the frizzies.
Beneath the frizzy hair was a long forehead that seemed to be interrupted by heavy dark eyes made heavier and darker by too much make-up. People were naturally drawn to Rachel's eyes because they were trying desperately to look past her long, thin nose that had suffered, at a very early age, cartilage damage when her nostrils were introduced to the wrong end of a hockey stick.
To her credit, she had average lips.
Lips that were not heavy and full nor thin and narrow. Just a simple set of puckerable lips that looked decently kissable.
Actually, the best way to sum up Rachel Lindsay's striking looks was that she had a whore's face on a Miss America body.
Now Rachel Lindsay was parading her Miss America body in front of the dresser mirror trying to undo God's facial handiwork by applying more make-up and mascara to her face. Next came a couple of dabs of Ambush perfume beneath her elephantine ears, and a couple of dabs on the pulsing vein that vampires eat up on. Now she was ready for her date.
She sashayed to the closet, brought out the old tire pump.
Let's see, tonight she had a date with-hmmm, oh yeah, tonight she had a date with George. She went to the bedroom to fetch George, tire pump in hand.
She rummaged around in her closet and brought out a shoe box labeled GEORGE.
She flipped off the lid.
George's plastic face greeted her with a droopy wrinkly smile. She grabbed him by the ear and unfolded his balloon-like body. She spread him out flat on her bed and smiled.
"Hi, George."
Now for the best part.
George was on his plastic back, parts of his dummy body still full of air from the last time they had dated.
She grabbed his plastic prick-well, it was really a combination of human-like prick and air nozzle.
Ooooooooh, she couldn't wait to blow him up.
His plastic prick nozzle was only two inches long now which is about average size for most of the inflatable dummies that she ordered from a mail-order firm in Skokie, Illinois, that sent her catalogs weekly with the latest in dildoes, douche guns, semen perfume, plastic pricks and plastic life-size men with cocks bigger than those of real-life men.
She put the rubbery prick into her mouth and started blowing.
And blowing. And blowing.
Christ! She really loved blowing cocks! Her cunt was running over with pussy juice. Her black panties felt more like a sponge in her crotch than an expensive piece of filmy, gauzy cotton.
She huffed and she puffed and she blew the man up.
George's cock grew and grew in proportion to the rest of his inflatable body. God, what supreme effort it took; what lungs it took to blow up an inflatable man that could take up to 300 pounds of air per square inch. Hell, his cock alone had to take at least twenty pounds of hot gusty air per square inch-only the cock inches weren't square, they were round and firm and becoming warm with each wheezing breath.
George's crinkly face was starting to shape up-he looked kind of cute with his painted on smile and Little Orphan Annie eyes.
Rachel stopped blowing George's cock, capping her thumb over the end of his prick so that none of those precious air bubbles could escape from the huge cockhead.
Rachel always stopped when George was half-full of air. Her lungs just couldn't give her enough wind power to bring George completely erect. Her titties rose and fell, and she wished that she could get out of her black lacy bra with the super duper half-cups that had her nipples flopping over wiry cups.
Moving very quickly and with much experience, she managed to get the nozzle of the tire pump placed over the end of George's cock. Then she started pumping like mad.
Whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh.
Now her lungs didn't ache; her-arms did. But George was erecting. Oh, Christ, was he coming to life whatta hand job!
His cock went from eight inches to a foot to a foot and a half
Whoosh; Whoosh. Whoosh.
George's head was starting to bob.
His prick was now two feet long.
Whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh.
One more whoosh.
Ah! Done now.
Rachel looked at George. George looked at Rachel. It was love at first sight.
Here was a man who dared to look her straight in the eye and see what lust and passion lay beneath them. Here was a man whom she could kiss with her average lips and who wouldn't scoff at her ski-lift nose, or her droopy ears, or her static electricity hair.
Rachel kissed George, threw her tits at his plastic chest with the painted hair. She grabbed his balloony knee and gave her cunt a ride, feeling the plastic come into electric-like contact with her hot pussy.
Oh, God! What a hot date she was going to have tonight!
She sat George up in bed, put a pillow on both sides of him so he couldn't topple over from the slight breeze that came from her bedroom window.
She stood near the foot of the bed, looking at her date seductively, bringing her arms in tight and bulging out her titties at him.
"What do you think, George? Do you like what you see? Hmmmm?"
Long fingernails fiddled with the tops of the dress until one seductive shoulder was exposed.
"Would you like to see more, George? Hmmm? Would you like to see the best parts of me? Like my titties and my belly button and my... oh, shame on you, George. Shame on you for having such thoughts."
Another shoulder was exposed, and the dress fell like crepe bunting. Only the tops of her titties prevented the slinky material from falling to the floor.
George was nonplussed.
Cleavage was beginning to show, more beautiful, bountiful tits were becoming exposed to George's poker chip eyes.
"Do you like my titties, George?" Rachel asked, her dark and heavy eyes batting at him. Rachel would have tried winking at George but she knew that with the couple of ounces of eyeliner and eye shadow that she had on one eye there was always the chance her eyelids might get stuck together.
The cocktail dress slithered to the floor, sliding with a whispery sound to the linty carpet.
"Don't be shocked, George. I always wear frilly things when I go out with men I really like."
George smiled.
"I hope you don't mind if I take off my bra-oh, I know how you men like to take off a woman's bra and panties, but this one cost me $4.95, and we don't want to tear it, do we?"
Rachel spun around and faced the minor, looked at George's reflection and smiled wantonly at him. She reached behind her and unsnapped the bra. It fluttered to the floor. Pretending bashfulness, Rachel covered as much of her titties as she could with her hands-which wasn't very much because she had small hands and big tits.
"Oh, please don't stare at my tits like that, George. You make me feel embarrassed when you look at them like that."
George refused to look away.
"Oh, all right. I suppose you've seen quite a few titties in your day. So you might as well see all of mine.
Rachel turned around slowly. Well, she turned around fast enough that her titties were still moving with the centrifugal force of her about turn. Her titties settled back into position as she confronted wide-eyed George.
"Are they all right, George?"
Rachel hefted her titties up, and there was a lot of tittie to heft. Although her hands were at the base of her tits, the mass of her tit-meat sagged over her hefting hands. The only parts that didn't droop were her nipples-they were rock-hard, ready to be kissed and sucked.
Rachel's tits were kissed and sucked-no, not by lonesome George, but by her gathering up her titties and force-feeding them into her mouth. Yeah, she had dynamite tits all right any girl has a big, explosive chest when she can suck them herself. Twiggy she wasn't.
When her tits were all wet and glisteny from the frothy spit, Rachel let them hang where they were which was down near the bedspread now because she was leaning over and unsnapping her garter belt?
"Oh, George, I do hope that you'll like the rest of me."
George seemed to nod as the bed sagged from Rachel's weight as she sat down on the edge of the bed and rolled off her sleek black hose.
It seemed to take years for the net stockings to be skinned off her legs. But George waited patiently.
Rachel wasn't patient now. She was in a hurry. She couldn't help being in a hurry because the sensuous feel of the net stockings being unfurled from her legs always gave her a turn-on. And sitting in such a scrunched-up position had made her garters dig into her thighs, which always gave her an extra zappy thrill. And the way her panties just dug into her cunt and hugged her asscheeks made her pussy more slippery, made her nipples harder and erecter, made her squeeze her eyes shut with the sensuous; thrilling feeling that engulfed her flesh.
With her ass brown-eyeing at George's imperturbable features, she skinned out of her panties. Then she turned around to show him her cunt.
'It was quite a strain to open her stuck-together eyes, but she managed, and now she looked at George with passion and hotness and eagerness and ardor and with her mascara running.
George looked ready. His two-foot cock was very prominent-any man with a two-foot cock would have a lot of difficulty hiding the fact that he was interested in fucking a hot and horny chick like Rachel Lindsay.
Goddamn, was she hot to fuck!
Shit, those droplets on the floor weren't her runny mascara-that splattery stuff was coming from between her legs. Yeah, her hot and horny cunt was oozing so much oozy cunt-juice that it was leaving tacks all over the carpet.
Goddamn, was she hot!
And now she had a man whom she was going to fuck who would look her in the eye when she fucked him and who would not cringe at her face and who would keep fucking her as long a time as she wanted-or until his last dying breath.
She crawled to George and straddled his legs. His balloon cock was immense and beautiful and ready.
She kissed the head of his cock, lifted up his prick by the shaft and planted many, many kisses from stem to stem, from top to bottom, from the tip of the painted cock-slit to the edges of the painted-on pubic hair.
"Do you like it when I suck on your cock, George? Do you like it when I run my tongue all over your little prick?" She knew it wasn't a little prick, but she didn't want to give George a superiority complex-like this?
Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.
"Did you like that, George? Well, if you liked that, George, you're going to love it when I fuck you. When I get on top of you and plunge that little cock of yours all the way into my cunt-and you better not come too soon or I'll bite your little balls off!"
Then George was leaning forward as Rachel crawled up higher and centered his balloon cock into the core of her pussy.
She moved his cockhead back and forth against the lips of her cunt, back and forth against the erecting bud of her cut, back and forth against her clenching and unclenching asshole.
"Oooooooo, God! George! God! Whatta cock! Oh Christ! Please let me fuck your cock, George! Please!"
George didn't say anything.
Rachel came down from her sensuous high in other words, she forced her cunt to come down over his two-foot cock. The rubbery head of George's prick bent curved and ballooned out all around the shaft.
But it was inside.
George's cock was inside her cunt!
George's cock was moving higher and higher into her pussy as Rachel squirmed her bottom and moved her cunt lower and lower onto his huge erection.
Goddamn. It felt so goooood to have a prick in her cunt. She wanted to cry out. She did.
"FUUUUUCCCKKKK MEEBE! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! FUCK ME, GEORGIE!"
Obscene squeaky sounds were coming from where George's two-foot cock had another foot to go before full penetration into Rachel's hot pussy.
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
Goddamn, whatta fuck! Rachel couldn't believe it! She was getting fucked by a two-foot cock-a huge prick that was shaped more like those old-fashioned sausages that are usually hanging from some Wop Deli in New York's Hell's Kitchen.
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
George's painted face was oozing with runny mascara. George's huge, balloony prick was coated with drops of runny cunt-juice. George's painted belly button was shiny with the sweat that poured off Rachel's tits like a wrung-out jockstrap.
What an erotic sight!
Rachel knew it was an erotic sight because that was what she saw when she glanced over her shoulder and looked at the mirror and saw the ghastly sight of her cunt being wedged open by a two-foot cock.
Goddamn! She had swallowed up almost all of George's prick. Keeping her eyes on the minor, Rachel saw that there .was only a couple of cock inches to go before her cunt ate the whole thing.
Rachel couldn't stand it. The ecstasy was too great. The dizzy feeling that stormed her pussy was too overpowering. She was helpless. She had to come. She began to come! She did come! "Oh, George! MY FUCKING GOD! I'M COMING! I'M COMING! FEEL. MY CUNT SQUEEZE YOUR COCK! DID YOU FEEL THAT-AAAAIIIEEEEE!"
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!
Then she held tight to George as her climax tore through her pussy and ran rampant over her Miss America body and made her whorish face turn red with passion. She clung tightly to her fuck mate like a sailor clings to his Mae West. George's head was moving in all directions, his body bouncing and ballooning out all over the bed.
Rachel kept hunching away.
Kept bouncing her cunt up and down George's two-foot cock.
Kept fucking his big prick deep into her pussy.
Kept fucking and fucking and fucking, until her cunt squeezed so tightly on George's cock that the air cap on the end of, his prick came off and he started blowing hot air back into the woman who had given him life.
"AAAIIIEEEEE! NO! NO! STOP!"
Rachel went ape-shit with frustration. She was just starting into her second orgasm. But the air was blasting into her pussy, and the more she clung to George's wet and slippery plastic body, the more gusts of wind were being pumped into her pussy.
She writhed and wriggled and clung and embraced-but George was deflating, pouring out jets of air into her lust-starved pussy.
His cock was shrinking.
His head looked like a shrunken prune.
His smile was a shriveled, crooked line.
His prick felt like a shrunken prune.
George no longer was a date, he was a prune.
Rachel started crying. Started sobbing because George was nothing but a wheezing, dying piece of deflated rubber that could no longer keep her lusts afloat.
"You mother fucker!" she sobbed.
George's cock exited from her pussy like a slug retreating from Ortho.
"You mother fucking dummy!"
CHAPTER SIX
Marvin Balakian was not your typical Armenian-looking man. For one thing, he didn't have hair on his chest as most apish Armenians do. But Marvin was proud that he didn't have hair on his chest-shit, there were a lot of Armenians that Marvin knew who didn't have hair on their chests. Of course, most of them were Armenian girls-like Cher, who not only didn't have hair on her chest, but didn't have much of a chest. Which is true of most Armenian girls.
Unlike other Armenians, Marvin also didn't grow grapes in his back yard, he was not covertly wealthy, and he didn't have that dark skin that most people whose names end in the suffix "ian" have, either. Marvin, in fact, looked pretty common-which was the reason why Marvin always considered himself pretty fucking insecure.
He knew he had an inferiority complex-most likely because he also considered himself the most unpopular person in the world.
Like in the tenth grade, when he was standing in line to see Macy's Santa Claus (Marvin still believed in Santa Claus as a sophomore in high school because for fifteen Christmases he never got anything in his stocking-probably because his mother never gave him a stocking to hang up), he had waited for four hours to tell good old St. Nick what he wanted for J.C.'s birthday. Finally, when he was next in line, he was told by one of Santa's well-stacked elves that Santa had just been fired for molesting a young girl while she sat on his lap.
Marvin had been crushed. Then doubly crushed when he went over to Gimbel's and found their Santa Claus dead of a heart attack.
Then there was the unlucky time that Marvin joined Alpha Smegma Rho fraternity. It was initiation night, and all the elderly brothers (brothers are how college fraternity guys address each other after they had been going to college for ten years)blindfolded him and led him down into the basement of their fraternity house.
There; in the dank underworld, the president of the fraternity, an Okie kid who would later be famous as a stand-in for Colonel Sanders, told him: "Now, Pledge Balakian, ya won't be hurt in this here initiation. What we want ya to do is take out your old cob and give it a few husks and make it grow big and hard."
It was a good thing that Marvin had been going to the University of Oklahoma for seven years. Otherwise he would have never understood in Okie lingo that he was to yank his cock out and start beating off.
Marvin yanked his cock out and started beating off.
Then he heard a woman's voice. Marvin was shocked. Women weren't allowed in the frat house!
But the woman's voice was laughing, a tee-hee sound that shocked the shit out of him.
Shit! A woman was in a frat house watching him jack off while he was blindfolded!
He stopped jacking off.
The woman's voice stopped tee-heeing.
The Okie voice came at him again: "Now, Pledge Balakian, ya do want to join our fraternity, don't ya?"
Marvin nodded.
"Well, then' keep huskin' your cob. An' after it gets real good and ready, we're goin' let ya fuck Bessie here."
The woman's tee-hee laughter echoed in the cold basement.
Marvin turned red. God, having sexual intercourse on campus was against the Dean's latest memo that had stated in Okie lingo: "All Fraternities don't let me catch your cobs in any woman's crib, or I'll personally whip your asses as hard as a Kansas twister!"
And as Marvin's face turned red, so did his cock-he vowed he would do anything to get into Alpha Smegma Rho. Anything!
He started beating off again, his pudgy hands moving over his cock harder and faster. Christ, his prick was getting all slippery!
The woman stopped tee-heeing. "My God, Elmer! Look at that prick! Why it's curved like a bow! Tee-hee. Tee-hee."
Marvin's face went from red to crimson. God, he knew his prick had a funny shape but, up until today, he was the only one who knew that. Now, two other people knew that his cock was curved like a bow. Shit, what could he do?
He kept stroking. Kept beating off. Anything for good old Alpha Smegma Rho.
Now his hands weren't moving straight up and down, they were moving over his cock at the same curved angle that a chimp would use to peel a Chiquita banana.
"Boy, that's sure a funny-lookin' cob," the Okie voice twanged. "Well, it looks like Bessie's more'n ready, Pledge Balakian. Now move forward and get up on this stool."
Pledge Balakian moved forward and stumbled over a small stool. Christ, his cock was going down while he was trying to get up on the fucking stool. Shit, he felt like a fucking fool.
Good ole Alpha Smegma Rho.
He finally managed to stand on the stool.
Something warm and wet touched his cock.
Oh, Jeeezus! What the hell was that? Something warm and wet touched his cock again. Oh, God! Could it be.. . no, they wouldn't dare, would they? What would the Dean say?
Then Bessie 's tee-hee voice rang in his ears. "Oh, Pledge Balakian," she cooed, "that was my cunt that just touched your cock. Did it feel good?"
Marvin was about to scream: Yes! Yes! Yes! Do it again! Do it again! Harder! Harder! But he knew the secret pledge rules of Alpha Smegma Rho-no talking for at least two semesters. He stayed mum unless you counted the gasps and grunts he made as that strange warmth and wetness slid all over the tip of his prick.
God! He had never felt anything like it!
He couldn't believe that a pussy could feel so hot, could be so wet! Up to now, the only thing that had ever touched his prick was his own hands. But there it was again!
Marvin started hunching his hips forward, desperately trying to put his cock into that elusive pussy that teased him to the left, then to the right, then up and down.
Oh God! What delicious torment! Marvin jabbed out again. A warm meaty wetness engulfed a half-inch of his cockhead.
"Oh, Pledge Balakian!" Bessie moaned. "You almost fucked me then. You almost got your curvy prick into my wet pussy. Please just hold still, and I'll de all the work."
Marvin shook his head-sweat was running beneath the blindfold and stinging his eyes, but he couldn't hold still. Christ, cooze oil was pouring out of his cob. In other words, jizz was leaking from his prick. He couldn't take it much longer. He knew he was going to blast then all the brothers of Alpha. Smegma Rho would shave off all his hair, make him eat eighty Ex-laxes, force him to wear a jockstrap full of cockleburrs -do all those cruel and unusual punishments that college fraternity men think up so that they can become tomorrow's lawyers, judges and Supreme Court Justices.
Oh, where was that pussy! God, he'd have to stick his cock into something or else his balls would be so uptight that they'd cut off the hot flood of blood to his prick.
Oh, where was that pussy?
Suddenly it was there. A pussy was all there! Settling over his bloated curved cock like a greased glove.
Marvin shoved forward immediat~1y. Ooooooh swweeeeeeet Jeeeezus! What ecstasy! What pleasure! All that meaty warmth just hugging his prick, surrounding his cob from his pubic hair to the flaring head of his cock.
Fuck the Dean!
Marvin withdrew not enough that his up curved cock could get hung up, but just enough so that there was plenty of prick to plough back into all that sweet delicious pussy!
"Oooooooh, doesn't that feel gooooooood, Pledge Balakian! Your cock feels S00000000 gooooood!"
Marvin wanted to scream, wanted to blurt out how wonderful a cunt felt. The words felt as if they were somewhere near his tonsils, but he swallowed them upon remembering his solemn pledge of silence to good Alpha Smegma Rho.
God, he was going to come! He knew it because he could feel it coming. His hips were moving so fast that they were a blur-or, at least to blindfolded Marvin they felt as if they were moving so fast that they were a blur.
He fucked harder and faster, his up curved cock scraping along the upper wall of that wonderful cunt, feeling all that heated moistness just gripping the goodness from his prick.
He was going to come!
And now he really wanted to scream. Wanted to spew out words that would drown out the obscene noises his cock was making as it slushed back and forth deep in the heart of that delicious pussy.
Marvin's hips worked as fast as a horny jack rabbit's. Sweat was flying off his body. His balls were spank-spank-spanking against the delicious meat that his prick was fuck-fuck-fucking so rhythmically.
Then the moment of truth was at hand.
The ultimate orgiastic pleasure was near.
The end of all ends was here and now! Which is what usually happens to cocks that go in and out, in and out of a pussy for five minutes.
The first blast of his pent-up, virgin cum shot out of his cock and kept shooting into the first pussy that he had ever fucked.
"Moooooo!"
Mooooo?
Another blast of hot jizzy cum was spewing forth. But who said moooooo?
"Moooooo!"
Suddenly the blindfold was whipped off his; sweaty forehead and Pledge Marvin Balakian saw who said moooooo? Noooooo!
Marvin couldn't believe it but he had to 3/4 believe it because his third shot of jism was coming out of his cock and being deposited deep into prime, choice pussy meat of a Texas longhorn with baleful eyes and a cunt that was made more for a prize bull's than some Armenian kid who considered himself the world's unluckiest soul.
"Moooooo!"
Marvin wanted to cry right then, but as most men know, it's very hard to cry and come at the same time. Given a choice, most men prefer coming to bawling. So Pledge Balakian kept coming and the cow kept bawling.
He came and came and came and came some more after all, it was the first pussy he had ever fucked.
Then after he came, and he withdrew his upcurved cock out of the cow's cunt, he cried and cried and cried some more.
Fuck Alpha Smegma Rho.
But before he could tell all those future Supreme Court Justices and Secretaries of State to fuck off, they banished him, rejected him, because he was considered too cry-babyish to join a fraternity of boys who acted like men.
Twenty-two years later, Marvin reflected upon that moment of fucking his first pussy. He wryly chuckled-oh, his pride had been hurt sure, but not his prick. Shit, after that first piece of ass-after all, who gave a cow turd that his first piece of pussy had been a Texas longhorn. Marvin had vowed to fuck as many girls as he could get his hands on.
That vow had been made twenty-two years ago. And in that time any man who would have made that vow probably would have fucked 8,030 cunts at the rate of one pussy per day.
CHAPTER SEVEN
Marvin was too unlucky. After making his vow twenty-two years ago, the number of pussies he had gotten to fuck could be counted on one hand-well, in reality, on one finger.
What fucking luck! How many other virgins get pregnant the first time they fuck a guy.
Not many.
Shit, Marvin couldn't believe how fucked up life had treated him. The very first girl he fucks has to end up pregnant and mated and mother hooded all in one fucking year.
Marvin turned over on his side in bed and faced his wife, Connie. She was sleeping peacefully shit, she always slept peacefully, as if nothing in the world could disturb her. Hell, nobody could disturb Connie, not even a man with a fuckable cock. She was one of those women who had never experienced an early night fuck, or a midnight sixty-nine, or a morning of cunt-eating, or any of the other sexual things that American couples specialize in.
In short, Connie Balakian had only been fucked once in her whole life-by, her husband Marvin on their first date when she was a Sooner coed out of the University of Oklahoma, class of 1960. Well, at least Marvin knew she was faithful.
Marvin remembered that date very well-shit, any husband would remember the first piece of ass he got off his wife, but for Marvin, it was like an unforgettable memory because it was the one and only time he had gotten a piece of ass off his wife.
The year was 1959, the place was the Will Rogers Turnpike, the situation was as follows:
Marvin was naked and in the back seat of his 1957 Chevy that he had bought hot off several Texas Mexicans who had, sold it to him for two hundred American dollars, which was a pretty good profit for the spic-eyed Mexies because they got it for nothing down at Midnight Auto.
Connie was also naked in the back seat-and she was ready to piss in her panties. Only her white cotton panties were on their way to New York because Marvin had thrown them out the window and they had been snagged on the tailgate of a U-Haul heading east. Yet she was still ready to piss in fear because she was in a precarious position.
As most people know, chicks in 1959 had to put up resistance before they fucked their first cocks. Nothing like today's liberated woman who acts like a hot hen in search of a cock when deep down inside they're just as chicken as the chicks were in 1959.
Now Connie, naked Connie, who was squirming uncomfortably in the back seat of Marvin Balakian's 1957 stolen Chevy, said frightfully, "Will it hurt, Marvin?"
Marvin shook his head, pretended to be groovy, said in a neat-o, keen-o voice, "It's keen, Connie. Man, fucking is wildsville."
Connie shook her head. "I don't know, Marvin. Your whatchamacallit sure looks big."
"You mean my cock?"
"Marvin!"
"Well, Connie, that's what people call cocks. And mine's no different than other guys' pricks.. . except it's got a little more curve to it."
"Yes, I noticed that," Connie commented. "My daddy's was more straight-shaped."
"Oh, what?"
"Oh, I thought you never seen a cock before."
"Well, jeez, Marvin. Daddy's cock ain't really a real cock, I mean 'cause it's my daddy's cock. Not like some other man's cock. I mean my daddy's no stranger to me, you know."
"Oh . . . Hey! You said cock, too. Shame on you.
"What? Oh . . . yeah, I guess I did say cock." Marvin breathed very heavily, the windows of the car started to fog up. Christ, it had sounded so erotic when Connie said cock, like God had made her lips for saying cock and prick and dick and pussy and cunt and twat. Jeeesus! His cock was bulging another inch.
Marvin looked down at his erection. The moonlight pouring in from the foggy windows gave him enough light to see by. He didn't like what he saw. Oh, his prick was erecting all right, but the angle of his erection sure didn't look all right. Well, he knew that his cock always erected in a banana shape, but would Connie know that the way his prick erected was unusual, or different, or strange, or weird?
"Your cock looks weird." "What!?"
Connie was looking directly at his prick, watching it grow larger and larger. And, as it grew bigger and bigger, the old bend, in the middle became more pronounced, and pretty soon the tip of Marvin's cock was digging into his navel because of the unusual curve in the shaft.
"Your cock looks more like a suitcase handle."
Ah," Marvin lied, "that's because of the way I'm sitting. When I stand straight, my cock really straightens out." God, he hoped and prayed that she wouldn't ask him to stand up.
"Can I touch it?"
"Touch what . . . oh! You mean my cock. Sure, if you want to."
Her hand was ice-cold and Marvin gasped when her icy fingers started prodding his cock here and there. Oh, Christ! Her fingers 'were cold, but his cock was as hot as his sweating forehead.
"Gosh, Marvin. I thought pricks would be all bumpy and have zitty things all over them. My mom used to tell me that men have such ugly ideas between their legs."
"Yeah, what?"
"Yeah, your mom. was wrong . . . oh, God! Connie, please keep touching me like that!"
Connie kept touching his prick. After all, it was the first cock she had ever touched-well, except for the times her daddy used to fuck her mother when she was still in the womb, but most people don't consider that any kind of incestuous contact unless it was in the ninth month of pregnancy.
Marvin's slippery ass slid down into the seat, giving Connie's ever-moving hand more room to touch his cock.
She really started to get the hang of touching a cock. She couldn't believe how much pricks throbbed. She couldn't believe that cocks had such big heads on them. Shit, pricks were nothing like they showed in her eighth grade sex hygiene class-those textbook cocks looked more like overgrown limp thumbs. Instead of using a light feathery touch to find out the true dimensions of Marvin's prick she took a good baseball grip around the girth of his cock.
"Oooooooh, Connie! God, you got such a good grip on my cock!"
"Marvin, what's this bulgy thing that runs along the shaft?"
Connie had discovered this pulsing, bulging thing that ran from the base of Marvin's pulsating cock to the throbbing head of his prick. The pulsing, bulging thing was pulsing harder and bulging bigger every time she moved her baseball grip up and down on his cock.
"Gosh Marvin. . pricks sure are smooth and really slippery ... YUK! WHAT's THAT STUFF ALL OVER MY FINGERS?!"
Marvin wanted to die, wanted to disappear into the seat cushions. He tried his best to shrink into the upholstery but the customized Chevy had a Tijuana tuck-and-roll job that was just too well done.
"That's stuff . . . er, that's stuff that makes babies."
"Oh, God! No! Marvin, it's all over my hand! Look, Marvin! IT'S ALL OVER MY HAND!"
Marvin looked at her gooey hand in the moonlight. Yeah, her hand looked like it had just been squeezing oranges or something because it was dripping wet. Oh shit, her fucking hand wasn't going to get pregnant anyway . . . what's she so scared for?
Connie sat up straight, wiped her hand on the Tijuana tuck-and-roll.
"I don't think we better go any farther, Marvin."
"What?! B-But, Connie . . . I-"
"Shush, Marvin. I should be getting back to the dorm, anyway. I've got my oral exams in home economics tomorrow.
"Shit, Connie. Shit and double shit. I wanted to fuck. I wanted to make out with you. I wanted to love you, Connie."
"What? What did you say, Marvin." "Huh?"
"What did you just say a moment ago?"
"You mean when I said double shit and that I wanted to fuck you."
"No, no, no. After that."
"Well, I said that I wanted to make out with you.
"After that even."
"I wanted to love you, Connie?"
"YES! THAT! OH MARVIN! AND I LOVE YOU, TOO! OH, GOD, MARVIN! DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME?"
"Uh, yeah, Connie. I love you. . . in, uh, my own special way."
"Then we can do it, Marvin. As long as I know you love me and that you won't take me for granted and that you'll love me forever and that you'll be mine forever. Oh, Marvin, I love you, too.
"Y-You mean we can fuck then?" Marvin looked at Connie saw the way her young titties glistened in the. moonlight saw the way she looked at him with those same baleful eyes that Bessie had.
"Yes"
"Keen! Oooooo, double keen! Come here, Connie.
Now there was no reluctance, no resistance on Connie's part. She was going to get fucked by the first prick whose owner had told her, no, promised her, that they would love each other until death or divorce do them part.
Connie wriggled across the tuck-and-roll. Marvin felt her titties for the first time. They were good-sized titties, more than enough for each of Marvin's groping hands. Her nipples felt erect, and Marvin knew that was a good sign because he had underscored page forty-three of Dr. Gabriel Winslow's A Beginner's Guide to Sexual Knowledge where it had stated that a woman's nipples were very sensitive and very erogenous.
They sure felt sensitive and erogenous to Marvin as he fingered and tweaked and played with Connie's nipples. And now Connie was starting to gasp, starting to make those moans and groans that sound more like the sound track of a porno movie.
But Connie was moaning and gasping because Marvin's hands were so god damned rough on her sensitive and erogenous tits. Shit, it felt like he was trying to milk her tits more than turn her on. But she didn't dare say anything to Marvin because he was in love with her and everyone knows that love can sometimes by cruel and heartless.
"Ooooooh, Marvin."
"Ooooooh, Connie. You'll love it! Your titties feel sooo gooood!"
Not to Connie. Shit, her nipples felt like they were being wrenched off by a pair of wet pliers. Wet pliers? Oh, no! Marvin had his mouth on her nipples! He was sucking her tits! He was nibbling and chewing at her tit-ends like Baby Huey!
Talk about pain and torment and agony-shit, Connie wanted to scream.
"Aaaaaiiiieeee! My tits! Oh, God, my tits! They're so sensitive, Marvin!"
Marvin nodded his head and said, "MGGGFFFFFHHHHHH!" Because that's all he could say with a hot and hard nipple in his mouth.
Connie writhed in agony. Her legs were flopping back and forth and her ass was moving in all directions at once on the tuck-and-roll. Shit, she had to get away from the biting and chewing mouth and that finger in her cunt.
FINGER IN HER CUNT?
Oh, God! Marvin, her lover and future fianc� and future husband, had his finger in her virgin cunt! Well, his finger really wasn't in her pussy, but it was down there amidst all that hair, searching and digging aid probing for the place were piss and blood and babies came from.
Connie grabbed Marvin's sweating head, tried to pry if off her heaving titties.
Marvin knew he was turning her on now-shit, all women never want to really orgasm quickly because they think that lovemaking works in stages and they don't want to be known as too easy. Shit, if they would only let themselves go-just like that sex guide said when it was written by that famous doctor of proctology.
They hassled and wrassled their way to a very uncomfortable position for Connie. She was on her back, her head bumping against the arm rest, one leg touching the foggy back window, the other leg down on the floorboard raking furrows into the cheap Tijuana floor carpeting.
Marvin felt so great felt like a goddamn true stud. Shit, he had his first piece of ass in the most vulnerable position. Connie's legs were spread wide apart and he had wedged his hips and groin and loins and upcurved cock between those widely splayed thighs. His lips still maintained a vacuuming grip on her tit.-ends.
"Marvin . . . God, please, Marvin! Oh, Marvin!"
Marvin knew it-he just knew that Dr. Winslow's book was right. She was asking for a fucking. She was cruising for a bruising. Just like the doctor's good book said: "The majority of women have latent sexual desires. And the good lover must practice and practice until he finds the right key to open the female's libidinous doors."
Oh, yeah! Marvin had the right key all right. One of the keys was his finger. Goddamn! Feel that pussy! Just feel it-the way his finger found her tight cunt and jabbed deep into the secret, libidinous doors of her pussy.
"Aaaaaaumeeeee! Marvin! Oh, please, Marvin!"
See! Dr. Winslow was right! He had found a key. Marvin had found one of the keys to unlocking a woman's secret passions.
He practiced turning the key.
"Aaaaaiiieee! My mint! My cunt's on fire!"
Whooooppeeeee! Marvin twisted his finger, felt all sides of her tight fuck hole and tried to make her cunt open and spread apart so that he could slip his master key into the libidinous doors of her cunt.
Connie's mouth was bleeding because most people when they bite their lips will taste blood and experience a little bit of pain. Of course, the pain Connie was experiencing not only came from her chewed lip but from the libidinous tight doors of her pussy. She swallowed more blood as she teethed her lower lip, bracing herself against the agony coming from her ravaged pussy.
Marvin was in an ape-shit mood again. Going bananas over how well he could turn on a chick. Another finger was inserted into her cunt. Another twist to the left and right.
"AAAAIIIIEEEE! MY CUNT! MY CUNT! My cunt. . . my. cunt."
God, was that an orgasm? Marvin wondered. Her voice had died down so suddenly. Gosh, Marvin wished he had memorized
CHAPTER fourteen of Doc Winslow's book-the
CHAPTER entitled, "The Karma of Sexual Thrills".
Marvin suddenly forgot about
CHAPTER fourteen. Shit, in actual practice he was still on
CHAPTER four-"The Penetration and Preservation of the Species
Marvin was sure in hell ready for penetration well, he was ready to penetrate because he knew for sure now that Connie's cunt was ready to be penetrated. So he became like the active tense; in other words, he became very active and his cock became very tense. Whereas Connie acted more like the passive tense; passive because she knew she was going to get the shaft-oh, sigh, love is cruel in so many ways-and tense because she had never put a foreign object up her cunt like all the U. of 0. Sooner cheerleaders bragged about.
Marvin glanced down at Connie's closed eyes and could see where she was so passionate and turned on that she looked like she had chewed away half her lower lip.
"I'm going to fuck you now, Connie."
Connie' s eyes shot open.
They bulged way open!
Then they squeezed shut, and tears were spilling out of the corners of her baleful eyes because the pain in her cunt was so immense.
That was how Connie reacted to the way Marvin had positioned his cock at the doors of libidinous cunt. That was the only way she could react because she couldn't move her pussy away when Marvin shoved and let out a shriek like a castrated banshee!
"AAAIIIEEE! OH, CONNIE! MY GODDD!"
Blood and pussy-juice and pre-cum had been plungered out of her pussy the moment Marvin had put all his one hundred and eighty pounds behind the force of his shove up her cunt. It was a tight fit. An uncomfortable fit for Connie because his upcurved cock had scraped along the topside of her pussy like a D & C performed by a paraplegic gynecologist.
Marvin fucked away happily, feeling all that juicy pussy just grabbing his cock, sucking the Karma from his curvy prick.
Connie lay there and took her fucking like a man. She couldn't believe the horrendous amount of pain that his cock forced into her cunt. Every time he shoved into her tight snatch, she had the natural inclination to bring her legs together-after years of training, it's very hard for most girls to open their legs in public when they've been taught just the opposite-trying to force his, cock away from her pussy.
Naturally, that did wonderful things to Marvin's cock and to his macho ego. Yeah, his cock knew that it was in a hot piece of pussy, and his mind knew that Connie really dug fucking, otherwise why did she create more cock-to-cunt friction every time he plowed into her?
On every outstroke, Connie gave a sigh of relief. But the strokes going out were so fast and furious that she couldn't tell if his cock was coming or going, and that's why her sighs sounded like one continuous moan.
"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!"
Marvin loved it. Shit, he knew she loved it. Just listen to the way she takes to fucking. Like a goose takes to a gander.
"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!"
Oh, wow! Marvin wanted to tell her that he really did love Connie-loved the way she fucked, loved the way her cunt clung to his upcurved cocks as he fucked into her, loved the way she said oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh every time he withdrew his prick.
He wanted to tell her that he loved her, but there was no time. His cum was coming. The wads, of jizz had been contained too long, and then they were crawling out of his balls, up the bulgy pulsing thing that led to the slit at the end of his cock.
And that slit was up somewhere in the midst of her hot and tight womb ready to spit out his seed like a pitcher spews out his chaw.
Spit. Spit. Spit.
"OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!"
More cum, more jizz, more semen, more white gooey crap fired out up his upcurved cock and splattered her virgin womb.
"AAAAIIIEFFE! MARVIN! YOUR COCK'S SO BIG!"
See! What did Marvin tell you! She was hot as a pistol. Hot as hell. She loved fucking and he loved to fuck her-God, maybe he did love her!
Marvin was going to say he loved her, but the cum felt so jizzy great that all he could manage was, "AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!"
Then it was over. Done now. Finis.
And Marvin's one hundred and seventy-five pound body-he had lost three pounds in sweat and another two in cum-collapsed on Connie.
Connie grunted. "Ugh!"
"What'd you say, Connie?" Marvin whispered lovingly, rubbing his eight o'clock shadow against her sweaty breasts.
"I hate you! You beast! You pig! That was awful! I hate you!"
"I hate you! I hate you!"
"Marvin? Marvin! What the hell's wrong with you?"
What? Where the hell was he? Marvin felt for the tuck-and-roll, but his hands gripped wet sheets. Christ, he was in his house, in his bedroom, in bed, next to his wife whom h. had only fucked once in fifteen years of marriage.
- "Oh, shit," he groaned. "I was having a nightmare."
"Oh, okay," Connie said sleepily. "Good night."
Marvin wanted to tell her about his dream, wanted to scream her awake and get her to listen to what he had to say So he said it to her, not in a scream because that might wake her up and really get her pissed, but in a whisper.
"You bitch, Connie. In fifteen years of marriage I only fucked you once. That's unbelievable! Unfair! You bitch. Can I help it if I've got a crooked cock-huh?! Can I help that! Shit!"
Marvin reached over and grabbed a pack of Luckies off the nightstand. He lit up. He sat up. He thought.
Someday, some way, somehow he was going to find a woman who could appreciate his crooked, upcurved cock. Shit, no man could be that unlucky.
CHAPTER EIGHT
The happiest couple on Sophocles Street was the Marples, a young couple that had quaint, old-fashioned ideas of living. Like Orson Marple mowed the lawn, cleaned the chimney, repaired the car and fucked around only with his wife. And like Ethel Marple cooked dinner, kept house, and clipped out sales coupons and only fucked around with Orson.
Yes, they were a happy couple, or maybe they were only happy because they were the only ones with a sense of normalcy on Sophocles Street. They were unlike that unemployed Herbert Marcuse and his wife Marcie who lived two doors down from them. They sure as hell weren't like the Figgers who lived next door-Christ, Orson didn't even know which fingers to stick into a bowling ball. And Ethel sure didn't act like that Miss America whore, Rachel Lindsay-for one thing Ethel didn't have tits like her nor did she keep a dummy in the house.
The only ones they usually visited was that Armenian couple-well, really only a half an Armenian couple, because Connie Balakian was half-Welsh, half-Apache but that was all right with the Marples because they weren't prejudiced.
The only times the Marples weren't happy was when they had to go to work. Orson always left home promptly at six-fifteen in the morning, Huxley tweed suit on, attach� case in hand-the typical Madison Avenue executive look.
The only problem was Orson's official occupational title was Supervisor of Sanitation Engineers, Crew Ten-which in plain old-fashioned language meant that he was head honcho of fifteen garbage-trucking niggers. But, being as he lived in a fifty-thousand-dollar home in a well-to-do middle-class neighborhood on the north side of Waco, Texas, shit he couldn't very well tell all his friendly neighbors that he was a garbage man. So he told them that he was a meteorologist for IGY.
If Orson was embarrassed over what he did to bring the bacon home, Ethel always got twice as red when she told everyone that she was a fashion coordinator. Of course, everyone believed her because she was always dressed so nice.
When she'd leave at six-thirty, she'd have on her trim, well-tailored Dallas original design which was usually a dress that she bought for $1.95 at Woolworth's and added some lacy trim, a couple of extra big buttons, a couple of frills here and there to make it look like something that had to be specially ordered from Texas' most progressive city, Dallas.
Well, that was the image everybody had of Ethel as she left her home in the mornings that she was off to another busy fashion day at the office. When in reality, Ethel would take their Ford Ranchero station wagon, park it at an Exxon station on the south side of town, change into denim shirts and Levi's and catch the first bracero bus to the Wild Pecos Prune Ranch where she would work for ten hours as the prune ranch's fastest prune packer.
But, overall the Marples were happy, even though they had to put up with a five day role so that everybody around them thought that they had a sense of belonging to the Sophocles Street society.
But today was Saturday, and Orson had finished trimming the Bermuda lawn, Ethel had just cleaned out the garbage disposal, and they were in the shower together acting more like teen-agers with the hots than people who had been married for five years.
Ethel was on her knees, bits of shower spray stinging her face. In her mouth was Orson's cock. In her hands were Orson's balls. She was so faithful to Orson that she had never had another man's cock in her mouth or another man's balls in her hands.
Which is a pretty rare occurrence in America today.
Orson's back was to the shower nozzle and most of the fine spray was buzzing against his spine. His hands were against the tile wall to support himself as he lunged again and again into Ethel's mouth, sinking his cock deep and true into her mouth and down her throat.
Orson loved Ethel. Ethel loved Orson. They were made for each other.
Usually they didn't indulge in freaky sex things like cocksucking, but Ethel knew that Orson loved to have his prick sucked every once in a while, and she was more than willing to perform the task because she loved him.
As her cheeks bulged with her mouthful of cock, Ethel looked up and winked at Orson.
Orson huffed and puffed as her mouth made delicious sucking noises on his cock. He winked back at her. He didn't mind having his cock sucked, but he knew that Ethel loved to suck his cock every once in a while and he was more than willing to perform the task because he loved her.
So, thinking only of each other's pleasure, cocksucking was something. that both of them didn't want to indulge in.
Ethel grasped the shaft of Orson's prick and gave it a few hot and heavy jerks. Orson moaned pretended to be pleasured. Ethel moaned, pretending that she wanted to gobble all of his prick when, in actuality, she couldn't wait to get his prick into her cunt.
Ethel reached under and felt her pussy. Was that shower water or cunt-juice? Christ, the lips of her pussy were so slippery. Then she felt Orson's hands on the top of her head.
Was he trying to push her away because he was thinking of her?
She remained firmly in place, forcing more of his cock into her mouth until the big mushroom head touched the back of her throat.
Orson tightened his grip on her head. Was she trying to eat all his cock because she was only thinking of him and his pleasures? Orson tried to shove her head away from his cock.
Ethel fought him hard, her teeth coming into gentle play all around his prick.
They seesawed back and forth like that for almost ten slushy-noised minutes. He trying to shove her away, she trying to shove his prick into her mouth. What a lovely pair they made! Always thinking of the other's pleasure.
Orson could feel that wonderful sensation of pre-cum oozing out of his cock. Jesus, his wife didn't have to swallow that if she didn't want to. God, he wasn't a pervert or something-just a man who loved his wife and wanted to see to her needs.
Ethel tasted that droplet of cum-juice that leaked out of his cock. Gosh, maybe he wanted to cum in her mouth for the first time. Having Orson's prick shooting off in her mouth was okay with her as long as she knew it was pleasurable for him. She doubled her cocksucking efforts, urging more of his jism out of his cock. Her hands blurred on that part of his cock that she couldn't eat.
Orson was getting desperate. He didn't want to be one of those perverts-like some of those niggers that he had to work with who were always bragging about how they shot all their jizz all over their mammy's face. No, he loved his wife, adored his wife. He would not be perverted.
He tried to pull his cock out of Ethel's sucking mouth.
Ethel bit down gently and looked up at Orson. No, she was determined to give him the pleasure that he so desperately needed she wanted to have him shoot his jizz into her mouth because she knew that it would really please him and it would help her to show him how much she really loved him.
Orson gripped Ethel's shoulders and tried to shove against her. But her lips were like glue on his prick And every time he pulled back, her teeth would come down trap-like and catch his cockhead right behind the flaring ridge. Ouch!
Orson moaned, trying to hold back all that jizz that threatened to erupt from his balls and make an unholy bleach-white mess out of his loving wife's mouth.
"Oooooh, Ethel."
Ethel knew for sure now that what Orson wanted was to shoot off in her mouth. That was okay with her. And besides, she had her finger in her cunt as she was crouched before her husband sucking his loving prick.
Orson wanted to scream to Ethel, to command his wife to quit sucking his prick. But he couldn't; because he had never told Ethel or ordered Ethel to do anything for him. He had been the one who had always done as much for her as any ideal husband could do.
So he was caught between a rock and a hard place.
Meanwhile, Ethel was caught between a prick that threatened to burst in her mouth and the cold tile wall that her head kept hitting as she backed off Orson's prick. But now she was doubly determined that her husband get his rocks off in her mouth. Shit, she loved him too much to deny him one of life's greatest pleasures. Her cheeks hollowed, and her lips made obscene noises as her mouth moved back and forth, back and forth, on Orson's cock.
Orson held as still as possible, not moving a muscle-well, he did move one muscle but that was because nature made his cock vibrate and quiver and pulse. He didn't want to move because he was trying to think of knitting and sewing and crochet, anything to get his mind off what his wife's mouth was doing to his cock.
Shit, he loved Ethel too much to abuse her or degrade her by shooting wads of jizz into her mouth. God, but it was getting hard to think. In plain truth, everything was getting hard.
Ethel felt the throbbing pulse in Orson's cock meat. She grabbed his taut asscheeks, pulled his cock deep, then deeper into her mouth. God, the pain in her throat was enough to make her gag. But she began to think about bowling, yesterday's hockey scores, the price of meat, anything that would take her mind off that pressure in her throat that was making the bile rise in her stomach.
Orson couldn't stand it much longer. Something had to give.
Ethel was turning blue in the face by having so much cock rammed down her throat. God, hurry and come, Orson! Come, Orson, come!
Rrrrriiiinnngggg!
Orson opened his straining eyes. What was that?
Ethel's mouth retreated an inch off Orson's cock. Was that the telephone?
They raised their eyes heavenward and thanked the Lord.
"I'll get it, Ethel," Orson said hoarsely, slipping his cock gently out of Ethel's tight mouth.
"No, no," Ethel said, getting to her feet and taking in gusts of oxygen. "I'll get it . . . you stay here and shower up. Maybe we'll continue after I see who it is.
Because they only thought of each other, both made a mad dash out of the shower stall, both telling the other that they would answer the phone and that their mate should stay in the shower and relax.
"Hello," Ethel said in the hallway phone.
"Hello," Orson said in the bedroom phone.
"Hello," said a twangy Texas voice. "Is this the Waco fish market?"
"I'm afraid you have the wrong number," Ethel replied at the same time that Orson was saying, "I'm afraid you have the wrong number."
To which the Texas twang replied, "Sorry 'bout that, folks. Say, you better have your phone checked out 'cause it sure sounds echoey."
"We will," Ethel and Orson replied simultaneously.
They hung up the phones.
In their hurry to get back to the shower and show each other how much they loved each other, they bumped nakedly in the bedroom, tit to chest, cock to cunt-God has a funny way of making the two sexes conform figuratively.
They kissed ... lovingly. They embraced... adoringly. They squirmed... sweatingly. They fucked . . . lustfully.
Au, what impromptu lovers this star-crossed pair had become. From cocksucking in the shower to fucking in the bedroom-it was so natural and graceful and lovable.
Ethel laughed. "I love you, Orson." Then giddily, she fell back on the bed, spreading her thighs wide and opening up her pussy for Orson.
Orson couldn't see why Ethel was laughing while loving him-but what he could see was one of the reasons why he loved Ethel, Christ, her cunt looked so oozy and juicy and Walnutty odors were wafting to his brain. God, how he loved Ethel.
Orson smiled gave his cock a few tugs.
"Here, Orson," Ethel playfully chided. "Let me do that for you." She nabbed his cock and tugged him gently to the side of the bed.
Oh, no! He didn't want Ethel to start sucking his cock and making him go through that wet scene in the shower again. No way. Not this time. They were going to fuck and he was going to do his best to make sure Ethel fucked his cock instead of sucked it.
Naturally, Ethel didn't want to put her lips on Orson's prick because somewhere in the back of her brain her father's Protestant voice rang crystal clear: "Remember, to love your husband, Ethel but do not lust for him."
Was cocksucking lustful? Well, of course cock sucking's lustful, That was why whores charged so goddamn much money for it. That was why porno movies always showed it. That was why the Bible was against it. Sure it was lustful, but then again Ethel loved her husband so much that she didn't mind doing whatever lustful thing he wanted her to do.
And Orson loved Ethel so much that he never wanted to violate her pureness by letting lustful thoughts like cocksucking or ass fucking or dry-humping enter his mind.
That was why Orson moved his cock away from Ethel's gripping hand. That was why he knelt on the bed and got ready to fuck his lovely wife in God-inspired missionary fashion.
Ethel moaned, "Oooooooh!" when Orson's cockhead touched her cuntlips. Then she said, "Aaaaaahhhh!" when the first couple of inches of his cock slid into the guts of her pussy. Then she gasped, "Wow!" when all his six-inch prick slid home, balls-deep, clear to the bone, in to the hilt.
Orson couldn't believe how much heat and moisture and meatiness was gripping his cock as he felt his balls nuzzling her juicy asscheeks. Ethel was so perfect for him-her pussy was always so lovingly hot and comfortable and homey. Christ, it never felt like he was fucking his wife when he was fucking his wife. Fucking his wife felt too heavenly even though it was noisy and sweaty and smelly and hairy and so unlike anything lovely.
"Oh, more, Orson. Give me more!"
See, even the way she talked had such a romantic quality, such intimacy, such love. No, it wasn't fucking that he was doing. It was, to Orson, the act of getting very close to the woman he loved.
Never mind that the stench of hot cunt was filling the room to Orson, it was the draft of love. And those hairy, greasy cuntlips grasping his cock as he slid away-oh, no, to Orson, they were clingy peach halves that had been covered with fur. And that slushy, squishy, squeaky noise that came from the direction of his cock as he forced his prick into her cunt was like a musical elixir, champagne music, bubbly and frothy like a Lawrence Welk polka.
And for Ethel, fucking was not at all like what her mother had told her it would be: "It'll hurt like all hell broke loose. Then again, sweet Ethel, it all depends on how you're built down there."
No, all hell didn't break loose when Orson fucked her so lovingly. It was like heaven, like having somebody pour Jergens' baby lotion all over her body and rubbing in oily love. Yeah, that's what she felt when Orson gave her cunt a good reaming with his bloated cock.
And now that bloated cock had added a fraction of an inch to the taut, plum-shaped glans.
"Oh, Orson, your love for me is so huge! You feel so deliciously good inside of me! Give me more, Orson. Please!"
Orson gave as good as he got-which is only fair, considering they loved each other mutually. Whenever he shoved into Ethel's hot pussy, her hot pussy would shove back at him. And somewhere in the middle they met-or rather, they were grinding away at their crotches so hard that their pubic hairs were mingling and his cock was being eaten alive by a cunt that loved every inch of his fucking.
"Ooooooh, Ethel! My God! I love you-feel how much I love you!"
Qooooooh, God! Could Ethel feel how much Orson loved her! Christ, she'd have to have a numb cunt not to feel his big prick growing and enlarging and erecting even harder as he slammed and thrust and barreled his way into her pussy. And Ethel knew he was going to shoot his jizz-well, her mind didn't tell her in those exact words. What her mind told her was that all the sweet love of her husband was coming out for her. Which made Ethel return her love. She fucked Orson like she had a goddamn vibrator stuck in her ass-shoving and twisting her cunt like a tornado around his prick.
And Orson felt her pussy. Boy, did he feel her pussy just oozing and tightening up with all that delicious love juice! And that made him fuck his wife harder... and harder.. . but more lovingly.
Ethel was screaming out her love for Orson, couldn't keep it in her soul, had to voice those words that have broken many a spinster's heart and countless eternal triangles, "I love you, Orson! I love every inch of you, Orson!"
And Orson was going to say the same thing, but he couldn't. His eyes were bulging out, his forehead felt as if it were in a sauna, and what he felt the most was what was happening in his prick. He was coming! Coming with delicious exudations of love! Coming with aromatic fervor! Coming with creamy-hot jizz that spewed out of his prick in torrents.
The first splatter, of love raced out of his cock and Ethel screamed, "I love you, Orson! More, give me more of your love!"'
Orson gave her snore. Lots more. Shit, there was so much love stored up in his balls he could have started his own harem. He gave her another taste of his loving cum-another rip-roaring torrent of pasty-white ball-juice smashed into Ethel's over loved cunt.
Ethel went bananas. Her thighs were riding high on his haunches, getting him to come as close to her as any man has ever been close to a woman. And her cunt was going wild with wetness, creamy with the dreamy shots of love potion that Orson kept feeding her hungry, hairy maw of a cunt.
Another shot heard round the world of ecstasy and passionate love-jizz, good old-fashioned, ever-loving jizz streaked out of Orson's cock like it was shot out of a cannon. And Orson was so close to Ethel now that he felt as if he would become one with her.
Ethel shuddered when the insides of her lovable pussy felt that ball of jizz being shot into her ravenous cunt. She couldn't help feeling it because her hand was on his balls, helping him to squeeze out more love juice, more of that same sticky, white goo that foamed and spewed from his cock.
God! Orson hurled his last shot of jizz into Ethel. God! He was so thankful that he loved Ethel.
And Ethel felt the same. Thankful that she loved Orson. Loved him like no other woman could love a man who had so much love stored up in him.
Now, as Orson's cock became wiener-limp, and Ethel's cunt contracted as if releasing the afterbirth-they separated soggiiy and lay in each other's loving arms.
Of course, being normal, they only had one problem. They were so full of love for each other that every once in a while they wondered if their mate loved them.
CHAPTER NINE
People think that people who choose to be professors of poetry are queer. Well, that's not true at all. What is true is that all Texans think that people who choose to be professors of poetry are queer.
'Cause, first of all, everybody in the Lone Star State has a hard time reading. Oh, they can make out what their oil wells are doing on the Dow Jones index, and they can read the box scores of the Texas Rangers, but when it comes to Petrarchan sonnets and Spenserian stanzas and odes and dirges and wordy things, well, they just think it's dumb-ass queer.
And that's what most of the people on Sophocles Street thought about Professor Ivan Wellington. The only ones who didn't think he was queer were the Marples, but that was because they were fairly normal.
Well, actually there were three people on Sophocles Street on the north side of Waco who didn't think that sixty-one-year-old Professor Ivan Wellington was a gay blade, a Thursday boy, a closet hanger, or a glory-holer. That was Betty Ann Wellington, the professor's wife.
She knew first-hand that old Ivan wasn't any three-dollar bill because that was one of the reasons why she had married him-he could fuck up a storm, fuck as hard as any man who had served twenty years on a deserted isle, fuck as fast as any male who thought that fucking would be outlawed tomorrow.
Yeah, old Ivan could really fuck. He proved that on the first day he had met Betty Ann-or rather, on the first night that Betty Ann met him.
It had happened when Ivan was fifty-nine and Betty Ann was a nineteen-year-old coed at Waco State, a prime candidate for Maid of Cotton, chosen most lovable catch in the dormitory where she had slept only one night, and a typical hot-to-trot, blue-eyed, blonde-haired Texas girl.
It had happened at Ivan's cottage that he rented from the Dean, who in turn, had rented the cottage using student athletic funds to provide him and some of his cohort faculty to use for some prime-time athletic endeavors-a sport known as "Fucking Texas Maidens
There, Betty Ann Jenkins had come to Professor Ivan Wellington on the grounds that she did not deserve the B grade he had given her for her poem entitled, "Ode to Waco". And she was planning to persuade the good old prof to change the wade to an A by using some old-fashioned Texas know-how-namely, she was going to fuck the shit but of the old fart.
But, as most tall Texas tales go, the little heifer was playing around with the bull, and the old fart fucked the shit out of her.
Betty Ann knew her plans were going awry when Professor Wellington greeted her at the door with his ten-inch cock hanging from his fly. Nobody had ever greeted her that way! .
"Come in, Miss Jenkins. What seems to be the problem?"
Betty Ann couldn't believe it! His cock was actually hanging naked from his fly like it was the latest fashion, like it was the latest style in men's clothes, to have a pecker sticking out where there ought to be buttons, or zippers, or tabs, or something to keep that hunk of meat from scaring the shit out of little girls who would later grow up to be big girls who would then appreciate a real man when they saw one.
But there it was, Professor Ivan Wellington's ten-inch prick hanging out of his slacks as naked as the day he was born-only Betty Ann knew that his cock was a lot smaller when he was crib-size. Shit, it just had to be or his mother would have either died on the spot or started having some incestuous notions, depending on what kind of mother she was, of course.
Betty Ann was speechless. Her lips were slack. Her jaw came unhinged. She stared and stared and stared some more.
Naturally, any man with a ten-inch cock who gets ogled that much will start to have ego trips about how well-hung he is, so Ivan started to have an erection. In lifts and surges, his cock was coming erect, growing larger and lengthier with every pounding spurt of blood that high-tailed it to the end of his prick.
Betty Ann's eyes looked like Little Orphan Annie's, and she wanted to scream Leapin' Lizards at that incredible monstrous snake-like thing that was growing from that gap in the crotch of her professor's pants.
"Why don't you sit down, Betty Ann, and make yourself comfortable."
Betty Ann moved as if her limbs were on puppet strings. And it was very hard to find the couch because her eyes were gazing so intently on that magnificent-looking hunk of cock that didn't look like it would ever stop growing. She sat down without meaning to sort of backed into the couch and the next thing she knew she had fallen into the cushions. But that didn't mean her eyes left that gorgeous, ever-growing prick that loomed inches from her eyes.
Then that prick got really big because it was coming closer and closer to her face. God! She didn't even have to look cross eyed to take in the tip of the cock and run her gaze all the way back to where brownish, curly hairs sprouted from the beginning of that enlarging prick.
Yeah, old Betty Ann could have felt all of that and more-but she was too enthralled by the size of that monstrous prick. It was like being in Texas all your life and knowing everything comes larger than life, but to actually see it, to know that it is that way-it's enough to make God fear that Texas was bigger than Him.
So there was fear in Betty Ann when she stuck out her tongue and took a tentative taste of whatever that white cummy stuff was that was oozing from the tip of that fourteen-inch prick. Then there was more fear in Betty Ann when she discovered that the taste was sort of walnutty and that the flavor was the kind she was nuts for.
So she opened her mouth wide-very, very wide. And closed her eyes for fear that she would see how much cock was left to eat once Professor Wellington started feeding her prick.
Professor Wellington took one step forward just a small, teensy, Mother-may-I type of step. But the six-inch stride was enough to slain a half a foot of cock into Betty Ann's fearful mouth.
"MMMMMMGGGGFFFFHHHHH!" was what Betty Ann said, even though she meant to say, "I came to talk to you about my poem, 'Ode to Waco'."
Spittle and cum came oozing out of the corners of her bulged-out mouth. Betty Ann looked horrendous-eyes wide open fearfully, nostrils crammed against her stiff upper lip, mouth filled brimful of hearty cock meat, chin quavering and running over with drool and more white stuff. Jesus, no Maid of Cotton was she just a simple Texas girl getting her chompers full of hot and hard, fourteen inches of prick.
Silence came to her ears, but that's what usually happens when somebody claps their hands over a blind man's ears and says: "Guess who?"
But Professor Wellington wasn't playing any guess-who games-shit Betty Ann knew whose cock it was that was protruding from her suckable lips. No, the good old professor just wanted to get a grip on her head, his palms holding the sides of her face securely. He wanted to get a good grip because he wanted to force more cock into that beautiful mouth.
He forced more cock into that beautiful mouth. And that beautiful face that the beautiful mouth was attached to became not so beautiful, but became apprehensive, then very fearful, then outright terrorized as eight inches of cock were forced into her mouth and down her throat.
Betty Ann wanted to gasp, but the gasp only caused ripples of hot air to course over the supersensitive flesh of the professor's cock and he said, "Aaaaaah, you Texas girls sure know how to suck cock."
Betty Ann wanted to spit that prick out, wanted to push that hairy crotch away from her face. She reached up, placed her hands on those wet and shiny hairs that were four inches from her face.
And the professor said, "Aaaaaa, so you want to feel my balls, do you?"
Betty Ann tried to shake her head-no, no, no, but her head was moving up and down; yes, yes, yes, because the vise grips of his hands were making her head and mouth move up and down on his hard cock.
What could she do? What could any good ole All American cocksucking girl do when she was confronted with a fourteen-inch prick and when her mouth was only used to six-inchers?
She gagged.
Professor Wellington said, "Aaaaaah, the way your throat just trembles around my cockhead. Ooooooooh, Betty Ann, I know you just want more of my cock."
The old no, no, no came out yes, yes, yes again as Betty Ann's mouth was forced to gorge on more meat, forced to take another couple of inches of hot and hard prick.
And now the professor's prick was no longer perpendicular to his loins. Four inches below the bulging cockhead, his shaft was bending, following the course of her throat tube down to her stomach.
Betty Ann tried to scream. "MMMGGGFFFSSSMMM!"
Professor Wellington moaned. "Oooooh, Betty Ann! DOOO THAT AGAIN!"
"MMMMGGGGGGHHHHHHFFFSSSSSMM!"
"OOOOOOH! MORE, BETTY ANN! MORE! THAT FSELS SO GOOD ON MY COCK! MORE!"
"MMMMMGGGGGGFFFFSSSSMMM!"
It was too bad that Professor Wellington had his head bent back as he thrust his hips forward, consequently pushing more prick into Betty Ann's cock-clogged throat, because he didn't see Betty Ann's horrible expression.
She was obviously in pain-anybody in that much agony naturally has eyes as big as coffee cup saucers. And anguish was very apparent because salty tears were running down her rouged cheeks, joining the sweat and jizz and spit that dripped off her chin. And horror was very evident because she was beginning to fear for her life-which is natural when something as big as a Genoa salami was being shoved down a person's throat.
But Professor Wellington didn't see Betty Ann's agonized facial features because his eyes were closed and his face was a mask of ecstasy. God, her throat was just gul-gulp-gulping around the head of his cock. And her tongue seemed to be like a limp windshield wiper as it swiped all over his bloated prick. And her lips felt so deliciously wet and tight against his groin. And her teeth felt so painful as she bit down on the base of his cock in order to get his attention.
"Aaaaaaaiiiiieeee! My cock! You fucked-up cocksucker, you bit my cock! You'll pay for this. Aaaaiiieec!"
Betty Ann gasped many times. Huge gulps of beautiful air filled her oxygen-starved lungs, which in turn made her tits loom outwards with each heaving breath, which did amazing things to the Waco State sweatshirt that she was wearing. Yes, even when she was in agonizing pain, she was still a sensuous creature-as most Texas girls are who have bitten off more than they can chew.
CHAPTER TEN
Professor Wellington looked at his cock, saw the little teething marks on his prick, saw the little trickles of blood that dripped off his pubic hair, saw where the goddamned Waco State vampire had managed to sink her Colgate teeth.
"You'll pay for this, Betty Ann! I was thinking about changing your grade to an A for your 'Ode to Waco' poem, but now, you little cannibal, you're going to fail, flunk, get a big fat F... like in fucking. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to fuck you then flunk you."
Betty Ann was shocked. Repulsed. Disoriented. And petrified just as petrified as that huge cock that swayed menacing near her face.
How could her professor talk to her like that? He was a romantic at heart, a classicist in mind; yet, he sure was a realist when it came to putting cocks to coeds.
It was hard for Betty Ann to speak because her vocal cords seemed to have been in her stomach, pushed there by a fourteen-inch prick. And it was hard to see because of the tears that filmed over her contact lenses-naturally, she wore mini-specs because glasses would make her look too intelligent, and most Texans prefer their whores and wives to look like sluts and harlots, not some goddamn career girl who scoffed at crotchless panties and cupless bras.
And it was hard to hear because Betty Ann's head was buried in several throw pillows that had been thrown by the professor when he had become pissed off at her for chomping on his cock.
And it was hard to feel anything virtuous now because the image of a poetic professor had been ruined by this man who was getting on top of her and grabbing handfuls of tit, then handfuls of cunt as he reached under her skirt.
And it was getting harder to feel anything but the harder feeling thing that was snaking up between her splayed thighs and entering the very recent tear in her pink cotton panties.
Oh, no! Betty Ann shook her head, No! Not that big cock! Not that monstrous, obscene, oversized piece of meat that most men would call a real humdinger and most whores would call a real money maker-that's if they charged men by the inch, of course.
But, oh, yes! That humdinger of a prick was just entering her cunt. And, oh, yes, Betty Ann was just going to get the Texas daylights fucked out of her pussy-or rather, her cunt would be so fucking huge after being pronged by that fourteen-inch cock, that there would be plenty of daylight seen between the gaping lips of her pussy.
And now the daylight was entering her pussy. And a dusky darkness was settling over her consciousness. "AAAAHIIEEEE! IT'S TOO BIG! IT'S TOO BIG! TAKE IT OUT! I CAN'T TAKE IT! PLEASE! DON'T FUCK ME WITH THAT HUGE THING!"
Ha, ha, ha, thought Professor Wellington. Same old words that every coed screamed. Same old tone of voice, too, come to think of it. In fact, they all sounded so real whenever he started wedging his fourteen-inch cock into their tight cunts.
Sob, sob, sob, thought Betty Ann-like in s.o.b.
He was killing her! He was wrecking her for all those future Texas lovers who had normal sized cocks and who would want to fuck her, and once they fucked her, they would walk away thinking that they had just fucked a cowboy's boot instead of a woman's cunt.
"AAAIIIEEE! STOP! NO MORE! PLEASE! IT'S TOO BIG! TAKE IT OUT! NO MORE! PLEASE!"
Professor Wellington paused gave due consideration to what she said. Was she serious? Nah, shit, he had only gotten in the first inch of his cock-hell, he was just starting to really get into the groove of fucking. She had to be kidding yeah, typical goddamn Texas girl always telling their fuckers to stop when they meant go, always saying no more when they hadn't had enough. Pigs, that's what Texas women were. Lying pigs.
Betty Ann felt like a pig a stuck pig, a porker that had just been skewered right up the middle by a pitchfork-not the end with the tines, but the handle. And she felt like a lying pig-lying flat on her back and squealing for her life, her liberty and her future pursuit of happiness with all those soon-to-come Texas lovers with their normal-sized cocks.
But Professor Wellington knew when he had a choice piece of meat under his belly. Shit, she was just like a sow in heat, a bitch with the hots, a mare for mating.
Typical animal woman from Texas.
He shoved.
She screamed.
He reshoved, because the first shove had managed to push his cock in three inches, and there was a good ten more inches of cock meat to go.
She screamed again . . . and again . . . and again. Like this: "AAAIIIEEE! AAAIHEEE! AAAIIIEEE!"
In a series of lunges and jerks and sweat-heavy pushes, the professor got all his fourteen inches of cock rammed home in the deliciously tight meat-of Betty Ann's ravaged pussy.
Betty Ann wanted to gag-which is natural for most American girls who are getting fucked by a fourteen-inch cock, because the prick feels like it's somewhere up near their throat instead of near their womb.
Professor Wellington wanted to fuck-which is natural for most Amarican professors who are surrounded daily by the choicest, most available pussies in all of America: the cock-hungry coed. Betty Ann did gag. Like this: "Aggggghhhh!" Professor Wellington did fuck. Like this:
Withdraw twelve inches of cock then re-enter from where he had withdrawn. Listen to the sound of her cunt sticking to all sides of his cock on the withdrawal; listen to the moist noises as he shoves a foot of prick back into her pussy. See the goo glisten from his cock as he withdraws; see the goo drop all over the Dean's new rug as he squishes back into her pussy.
Fucking tends to have a rhythm all its own, depending on the conductor and the musical score, of course.
In Betty Ann's case, Professor Wellington was shoving his prick in and out to the beat of a Sousa march, and her pussy felt as if a hundred-piece band were stomping on her pussy as it paraded back and forth across her cunt.
And, as is usual with most horny American girls, when something is stomping that many times and with that much force over their clit, all painful thoughts and sensations are diminished and they really get into the beat of things.
And being as Betty Ann had a normal, sensitive cunt, she didn't want to be out of step with that huge cock that was plunging so staccato-like into her pussy. She picked up the rhythm real fast, no novice was she when it came to keeping her cunt in tune with the cock that beat back and forth in her cunt.
Ah, what sweet music-the squishes, squish, squish of a rhythmic cock fucking in out, in out, of a hot pussy.
Ah, what sweet rapture-like a duet that had been playing for centuries, they fucked as if they had been made to fuck each other.
Now, no one could keep score with the fast and furious fuck pace they set.
For an old man of fifty-nine to fuck at sixty strokes a minute was amazing, incredible, awe-inspiring.
Not only was Betty Ann amazed and awe-inspired, but she felt incredible sensations that emanated from the fourteen-inch, fifty-nine year-old cock that was fucking in and out of her pussy-sensations that made her hair stand on end, made her cut elongate, made her tits not only perspire, but peak upwards, made her throat feel warm and her ass hot, made her mouth open like a blowfish that was trying to learn the English language in order to say, "More! More! More!"
And, since Betty Ann was no blowfish, but a simple Texas girl who had suddenly become a regular meat-hungry, cock-grinder, she said, "More! More! More! Give me more cock! Ooooooooh, the way you fuck! Harder! Deeper! More cock! I need more cock!"
Thus, out the window went all those future Texas boy friends with regular-sized pricks who would have felt disappointment anyway but not having any friction around their pricks when they fucked a hole that was made more for trains than cocks.
Out the window went all those staid inhibitions, and voiced moral lessons that she had learned when she was chosen head choirgirl for the Episcopal Church of God and Saints.
But, also, out the window was Dean Jubal Mathis, who was peering in the window and making man-made snowflakes as he ejaculated in torrents, his hand flying over his cock and his aim flying in hailstones against the windowpane.
The reason Dean Jubal Mathis was out in the cold and dark, jacking off like a lust-crazy monk, was because he always stopped by the rented cottage to see who was fucking whom and with what.
Such knowledge helped him when he had to negotiate with many of the professors when they came before him for their annual salary review. Never mind that he was ninety years of age; the board of trustees for Waco State College had a lot of faith in the old geezer for getting the best professors in the land to work for slave wages, and they always renewed his contract and always gave him a hefty raise because they also knew that Dean Jubal Mathis had the goods on them, too.
Dean Mathis smiled Scrooge-like when Professor Wellington had pulled his cock out of that delicious pussy and started coming like a wildcat oil well all over Betty Ann's tits and heaving belly. Smart young man that professor-he wouldn't get caught in any paternity suit like some of those dumb-ass Waco State football coaches.
Dean Mathis put his cock away, which was relatively easy because he had a normal-sized six-inch prick. He zipped up his gray flannel pants. And before walking away from the snow-white window, he took one picture of the scene inside of the cottage. That's how good he was at getting people by the short hairs-the blackmailing practice had taught him a lot about cameras and photography.
All those meetings in the cottage were now behind Mrs. Betty Ann Wellington. She had aged since that cottage affair she was now twenty-one and she had changed a lot.
For one thing (er, maybe two things) her tits had grown another inch. Whether it was because of drinking so much milk-she was a Pat Boone fan-or because so much jizz had caked on her titties over the past two years, she didn't know. But now she sported a hefty pair of forty-fives.
For another thing, her cunt no longer had the elasticity it once had-whether it was because she had been fucked hundreds of times by a cock fourteen inches long and seven inches in diameter or whether it was because she had given birth to ten-pound twins (ten pounds apiece, that is), she didn't know either. But now she sported a pussy that felt more like a sewer manhole.
But all those things were behind her-in the past, in the by gone days, in the yesteryears.
What was in front of her now was a drooling, wrinkly, prune-faced old geezer named Jubal Mathis who was getting ready to fuck her with his six-inch prick-it was the price that Professor Ivan Wellington had decided to pay in order to get back the three hundred prints that the Dean had made of that infamous night in the rented cottage.
The arrangement was simple. Dean Jubal Mathis would get to fuck Betty Ann in return for the prints. But, as it turned out, what that smart old fart had meant was that there would be one print exchanged for every piece of ass he got off Betty Ann.
Well, tonight was the eighty-seventh time that Dean Jubal Mathis would get to fuck Mrs. Betty Ann Wellington. Shit, only two hundred and thirteen flicks to go.
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Basically, advertising people are a scurvy lot. They have to be because in the rat-eat-rat world of jingles and plugs and one-liners nobody gets to the top unless they have a venomous soul.
That was why Virginia Fowler-er, Ms. Virginia Fowler-picked such vermin types as Haskell Baskins, Cooper Morton and Wally Bendix. Because they were men who could mind-fuck all of America into buying refrigerators that churned out chocolate ice cubes, cars that had two fenders and twelve pounds of chrome, have-it-your-way hamburgers that were made of decomposed cardboard.
Yeah, they were the emperors of the advertising empire of flashing billboards and prime time commercials.
Each of them was a specialist.
Haskell Baskins was an artist who had put, in four years at Leavenworth for counterfeiting admission tickets to the Roller Derby championship.
He looked like an artist-lost, bewildered, befuddled and bearded. With a gauche nose, pastiche eyes and a complexion that resembled burnt umber, Haskell Baskins struck most people as an artist.
Those who were dumb enough to ask Haskell what he did for a living were directed to his left ear which supported a number ten, Made in Lebanon, original horsehair paintbrush. And if they still didn't get the hint, they were directed to his artist smock that looked like the apron for a short order chef at a pizza take-out.
But he was the best quick sketch and advertising artist in the field, and that was why Ms. Virginia Fowler had hired him.
Cooper Morton was an idea man. Had he been a cartoon character, he would have been readily identifiable by the light bulbs that always flashed over his head.
But given two seconds' notice, Cooper Morton could come up with the best of the brilliant ideas.
He was the one who had made Pat Boone more famous for drinking cow juice than for singing Bernadine. He was the one who foresaw Mark Spitz modeling Bike Jockstraps. He was the one who conjured up that fat old sex symbol Jane Russell to do those bra ads-because he knew the young chicks were going without bras these days and the only ones who really needed them were saggy old ladies, aged twenty-eight or higher.
But then, again, Cooper Morton would have gotten nowhere in the rodent world of big-time advertising without the help of his fellow rat, Wally Bendix. Cooper came up with the ideas, Wally put them into motion.
They were like Mutt and Jeff, the Katzenjammers, the Siamese twins-inseparable.
It was Wally who had gotten Pat Boone to drink those eighteen glasses of milk by getting down on his knees and cleaning specks of dog shit that clung to Mr. Boone's white buck shoes.
It was Wally who got Mark Spitz to pose in that jockstrap by giving the kid twenty-thousand hour-Wally knew the kid was half-Jewish-and it was Wally who saw how disappointing Mr. Spitz looked in that jockstrap-so he had wadded up a whole box of Kleenex to stuff into the little pouch to give the Olympic champ a little more ooomph down there.
It was Wally who coaxed Jane Russell out of that Hollywood retirement home by seducing her ninety-year-old body and telling her repetitiously that she was gonna be a star.
Yeah, they were the dynamic duo, and now that Haskell Baskins had joined the team, they were ready to start their latest campaign. They couldn't wait to start, could wait to get out of the blocks and start tackling this new assignment given to them by Ms. Virginia Fowler, head of Fowler's Daughter, which happened to own the nation's largest franchise of Chinese laundries, the nation's second largest manufacturer of thimbles, and which held controlling interest in Okay Oil Company-the nation's biggest greasers.
Now, the three brain boys' interest was being controlled by Ms. Virginia Fowler. It was only natural that she held their attention, because she was sitting in her empress throne, dressed in ass-hugging hot pants, a halter top that looked more like a see-through bra.
In other words, Ms. Virginia Fowler was a very sexy woman. And she was rich. And she was a bitch. And that combination can literally scare the hemorrhoids off chicken-shit assholes like Haskell, Cooper and Wally.
Everybody knew she was a bitch because of the way she looked. Shock-red hair, dagger-green yes that were accentuated by pencil-thin eyebrows that seemed to arch over her hypnotizing eyes like pitched tents, an aquiline nose that only smelled trouble, thin lips that had a lot of sheen and glistened with oily lipstick that tried to make her lips look full and sensuous but which still appeared very thin, an obstinate chin that no man had chucked.
Yeah, she had a bitchy-looking face.
As for her body, that was an animal of a different stripe. The ends of her russet-colored hair stopped at the tops of her titties-very large and firm titties, made larger by the daily massages given them by fourteen Lesbians-in waiting, and made firmer by the constant suck jobs given them by the fifty-four gigolos she kept around the mansion like so many ashtrays.
No woman had a better set of titties-not even Jane Russell in her prime.
She had a pinched-in waist-it had to stay pinched in because she always went to bed at night wearing a special Korean-made corset that had seventy-two stays and which took her fifty-three minutes just to snap on.
And legs-God, she had legs that wouldn't quit. Legs that seemed to stretch on forever. She was as leggy as any Vogue model-you know, those girls who look like they were born hanging from the rafters so that two-thirds of their bodies were all thigh and knee and trim ankle.
As for her pussy-well, that was yet to be seen.
Anyway, that's the picture that Haskell, Cooper and Wally got as they sat around the round velvet-covered table waiting for Ms. Fowler to give them the necessary details on their latest rat-fuck job.
They waited for what seemed like an hour for her to speak-they waited that long because several of tie Lesbians-in-waiting were trimming her toenails, lighting her Tiparillo, adjusting her Empress chair, massaging her titties, spraying perfume in the air, doing all the normal, everyday junk that all women dream of having done to them.
Then she spoke-very bitchily.
"Listen, cock suckers . . . and listen good!"
They were shocked . . . but since they were also cock suckers, they listened good to Ms. Virginia Fowler.
"Here's what I want. Okay Oil is being lambasted by half the environmentalists in the country. I want to better our company image. And I want it in keeping with the Bicentennial celebration. You cocksuckers got that?"
The cocksuckers nodded their heads in unison.
"I want it middle-class; something folksy, keep it low-key. I don't want a goddamn line written about Okay Oil discovering ways to beat the summer heat in order to save precious fuels. I don't want a nation-wide commercial about how we've got Jose Gonzales digging for oil using his ass for a shovel out in same fucked-up place like Sudan. Got the message?"
The cocksuckers got the message. They started to rise in unison, but that bitchy voice halted them, scared the living shit out of them so bad that they had to reseat themselves.
"And another thing, cocksuckers. You want any pussy, booze, a sauna, a half-and-half-everything's here at the Okay Ranch. So make yourselves comfortable-but you've got five hours to come up with a good ad campaign. Now get the fuck out of my sight."
The cocksuckers were out of sight as fast as a fart dissipates in a wind tunnel. They headed for their rooms-er, suites.
In Haskell's suite, he found a sweet young thing named Bobbie Jo Gunderson. A very sweet thing. And Haskell had a very sour expression on his face. How did Ms. Virginia Fowler, Ms. Oil Empress herself, know that he liked to fuck twelve-year-old girls?
Well, in reality, Bobbie Jo Gunderson wasn't a twelve-year-old girl. She was eleven, but she was passing nicely for twelve because she was just growing ripe little titties in places where most women have their titties growing. And there was just the sign of fuzz all around that slit that older women call cunts and pussies.
Haskell sighed. How was he to think when his personal fetish, his bag, his thing, was so near at hand? God and only five hours to come up with a nation-wide advertising campaign.
What to do first?
Why, of course, he'd do his thing first.
Just a little quickie.
"Yes," Bobbie Jo said in a timid, shy voice. "I fuck like a mink. That's what you were thinking, huh, Haskie honey? You were wondering how you could get your eight-inch cock into this little hole.
Haskell looked at that little hole that she was pointing at. Yeah, it sure looked, little-like it was the world's tightest cunt.
Oh, God! He was drooling on the Persian carpets! But, wait a minute. How did, this twelve-year-old vixen know he had an eight-inch cock? Shit, his artist portfolio didn't have any self-portraits in it. How did she know?
She knew because Ms. Virginia Fowler had told her so. And Ms. Virginia Fowler knew because of her contacts with the Man himself-the President of the United States. And she knew that he could find out the cock size of any man who resided in America. Shit, everybody knows that the President of the United States is the smartest man in the world-he just has to know everything about everybody.
Haskell unzipped his pants, gave his eight-inch cock a few reluctant tugs before doffing his smock and the rest of his clothing. Well, might as well go ahead and rip off a five-minute quickie-then he'd hit the palette and come up with those neat-o, keen-c sketches.
But for now, the only thing that came up was his neat-o, keen-o cock as it stretched out to its full eight-inch length.
Bobbie Jo approached him and lay down on the Persian carpet, pointing to her pussy. "And I know how you like to fuck dry cunts too, Haskie honey."
God, what a precious, but very precious, twelve-year-old cunt. She was like a wet dream come true. Ooooooh, look at that tiny silt that his eight-inch cock was going to be introduced to.
Bobbie Jo spread her limber legs, gripped the sliver-like slices of her cuntlips and yawned open her pussy hole. Christ, the diameter of her cunt-hole was no bigger than his pinky. Ooooooooh, was this going to be fun!
Haskell was down on his knees, cock in hand. Then his prick was in her tiny hands and she was guiding him to her tiny pussy where a tiny drop of cunt-oil was winding down toward her tiny ass.
The head of his cock touched her cunt oooooh! Her pussy was so tight-like fucking a miniature clam, a very dry oyster, the mouth of an angelfish (see what an artistic imagination Haskell has).
Haskell shoved. But she didn't scream. She didn't groan and say weird things like, "Oh! It's too big! Take it out! Your cock's too big for me!"
No, she just lay there and watched his cockhead disappearing into the guts of her cunt like some snake crawling into a tiny gopher hole. Why, she didn't even cry, didn't even hunch her hips. What a terrific girl she was-so much more mature than her peers, more ladylike and demure.
Haskell's cock bent this way and that as it plunged deeper and deeper into her tight pussy. Sweat was pouring off his temples, off his forehead, off his bushy eyebrows.
He had never felt anything like it! Fucking Bobbie Jo's tight cunt was like screwing a stiff and stale donut hole. The grip of her pussy as he withdrew his cock to the glans made Haskell shudder and shake. And when he shuddered and shook, his balls shuddered and shook-until she cupped her hands around his hairy balls and stopped them from shuddering and shaking.
Oh, God! What a fucking lady! So helpful!
Oh, God! He could feel the cum-urge starting, beginning near his balls and soon to end in her tight cunt.
It had to be cum that was oozing out of his prick because her pussy was too dry to manufacture all that runny juice that was running out of her hole.
"I betcha you're gonna come now, Haskell baby. Oh, boy! I can't wait to feel your cock go spurt, spurt, spurt deep inside me! Hurry Haskell! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!"
What could Haskell do? His cock was being gripped by a cunt-like vise and his balls were being palmed by a young lady who knew about things like petting and caressing a man's testicles.
So he spurted. Spurt. Spurt. Spurt.
"G-G-God! Oh, God! MY JIZZ IS JUST COMING ALL OVER!"
Damn right his jizz was coming all over and now that nice and tight and dry cunt felt as wet as a Florida sponge, as dripping as fresh coffee grounds, as wet as rain.
Yet he had to come some more. Spurt. Spurt. Spurt.
"Oh, God, Haskie baby! Do you feel all that jizz coming out of your prick! Just look at that gooey stuff coming out of my pussy! Look!"
Haskell looked, almost died of heart failure right in mid-cum. What a stinkhole of a 'mess! White gluey strings of his seed, his own manufactured cum, was just sticking to that part of his cock that was sticking out of her mint. Runny rivers of white cum-balls were trickling down from her tiny pussy to the tiny starfish mouth of her asshole. Spurt. Spurt. Spurt.
"You sure have a lot of cum in your cock, Haskie baby! Boy, doesn't your cock feel good right now?"
It did feel good ten seconds ago, but now his cock felt dead, felt choked and exhausted and just had to come out of that pussy to take a goddamn breather.
Haskell fell on his side on the Persian carpet. He didn't want to think, didn't want to move, didn't want to clean up the shitty mess he had made of the Persian carpet.
A voice blared from somewhere overhead. A crackly, intercom-like voice: "All right, cocksucker! You've had your fucking jollies, now start earning your goddamn money!"
CHAPTER TWELVE
Since Cooper and Wally were inseparable, they were in the suite next door to Haskell's and they were getting double fucked by two Swedish blondes who had only another hour of fucking to go before they went back to their jobs as airline stewardesses.
One stew's name was Angie Arguello, an Italian black-haired girl who worked for Scandinavian Air by passing herself off as Inger Johannson with a blonde wig.
The other blonde fly-by-nighter was a German girl named Heidi Himmier who was the bastard daughter of an Oslo cocktail waitress. Her father-an ex-Nazi who was supposed to be in Argentina with other members of the Gestapo had decided on Norway because he liked sardine sandwiches.
Both of them had very good assets for pseudo-Swedish girls who like to fuck. Big tits with big nipples, small waists with small navels. Hot cunts with hotter cuts.
Wally was banging the shit out of Heidi. She was on the bottom and he was on the top, being the aggressor. He was also putting it into her in that perverted fashion-dog-style.
Heidi loved it, loved being fucked while her titties were scraping against the Persian carpet and she was fingering her clit while Wally's cock rode in and out of her pussy. She loved dog-style fucking because then she wouldn't have to stare eye to eye with the hundreds of men she had fucked.
The aggressor for the other couple was Angie-mainly because she was Italian and she had that Wop's way of domineering any situation. That was why she was astride Cooper's loins, riding up and down on his cock as if she were suspended from the ceiling.
Cooper didn't mind. It beat jacking off.
The moans and groans became atrocious.
"AAARRRGGGH! OH, WALLY, DO ME, BABY! GIVE ME ALL THE COCK YOU GOT TO GIVE!"
"OH, HEIDI, BABY! I'M READY TO SPLIT YOUR CUNT WIDE OPEN! I'M READY TO BUGGER THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR PUSSY!
UUUUUUUMMMMMMM!"
"OH, COOPER! WHAT~A COCK YOU GOT!
IT'S SO FUCKING STIFF! JESUS! STICK IT IN THERE AS FAR AS YOU CAN! YEAH, LIKE
THAT BABY! OH, COME ON, MOTHER FUCKER!"
"AAAAAARRRGGGHHH, ANGIE! ANGIE!
ANGIE! OH, SLIDE DOWN ON MY PRICK OOOOOOH, JUST LIKE THAT! OH, GOD, WHAT A CUNT YOU GOT BABY! EAT MY PRICK WITH YOUR CUNT! MOVE THAT CUNT, BABY! WHAT A CUNT YOU GOT, ANGIE BABY!" And what atrocious sounds those cocks made sliding in and out of those slippery pussies.
Slip. Slush. Whosh. Slip. Plunge. In. Out. Had it been recorded, they could have mail-ordered their erotic record at four dollars an album to all those perverts in America who buy dildos and ball stretchers and artificial cunts and plastic men with plastic cocks.
Wally couldn't take much more-he let loose with a curse: "Damn!" Then he let loose with a huge flood of white aim that at first dammed up the entrance to Heidi's womb before cascading down around his plunging cock and running over her thighs down to her tense toes and seeping into the Persian carpet.
"Oh, that's way, Wally! Pump all of your jizz into my cunt! All of it, Wally! ALL OF YOUR JIZZ! ALL OF IT!"
What could Wally say or do-shit, every time he fucked a girl, he never gave her just half his cum. He always gave her all of his jizz-or at least what his balls could manufacture at that point in time.
When Cooper heard Wally coming like a baboon in heat, he joined the parade of spewing pricks. His prick spewed-up into the clutches of Angie's cunt, which happened to be on the down stroke, which meant, that the first heavenly shot of his cock-juice smashed against her warm womb before backtracking and running out of her cock-filled pussy.
Angie smashed the shit out of Cooper's nipples as she leaned forward, riding so fucking hard on his cock as it spewed all those delicious wads of webby sperm-balls into her pussy.
Then she began a grinding motion that rubbed her rubbery-feeling cuntlips all over his groin, rubbing all that leaked-out jizz into his loins. That was why she liked to be on top when she fucked-she hated having a guy's cock-cream leaking into her asshole when she was on the bottom. Besides, it was easier to clean her pussy after a hearty fuck.
Suddenly all motion stopped when a bitchy, crackly voice blared from a hidden overhead speaker.
"Get the shit cleaned out of the carpet, you cocksuckers. Then get your fucking asses in gear and start working on that Okay Oil ad campaign."
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
They decided to use the voice of Vicky Hummer to start the intro into the five-minute spot that they had bought from all the nation's major networks.
They chose her because Miss Hummer had a sweet, sexy voice that sounded as if it were bathed in the sweet and sexy juices of a cock spearing a cunt. It had taken Vicky Hummer years of cocksucking and prick-blowing and dick gobbling to acquire the low-throated warble that advertising executives loved. Of course, ad executives, rats that they are, also loved her voice when it was just humming on their cocks, acquiring more experience for her broadcasting career.
At first, Haskell Baskins objected to actually showing Miss Hummer on the screen, point being that her titties and thighs were not artistically what he had in mind. What he saw for the Okay Oil spot was a simple, seductive voice simply asking questions of typical fellow Americans.
But his objection was overruled by Cooper Morton, the idea man, because he had an idea that Miss Hummer's thighs and tits were definite assets.
Thus, it was left to Wally Bendix to make sure that Miss Hummer's thighs and tits were adequately displayed for all of America to see. He brought in Victoria Header, Hollywood's best clothes designer, to come up with something casual for Miss Hummer.
Now, Miss Hummer was bedecked in a flaming orange crepe halter top that had a four-inch padding of falsy foam rubber to make her tits look bigger than her actual thirty-eight-inch chest. Beneath her crepe halter was a belly button that looked very green and shiny because her navel held a green emerald. And beneath the emeralded belly button was a short, crepe wrap-around miniskirt. Cooper had objected to hot-pants because they lacked the earthy sensuality that he wanted; so Miss Header had designed a wraparound skirt, very much like those quick-fuck whores wear.
And beneath the crepe, wrap-around miniskirt was plenty of thigh. God, there was so much thigh showing that the miniskirt looked more like a band-aid instead of apparel worn by quick-fuck whores.
For cameramen, they hired the nation's best-shit, with the budget they had for this rat-fuck job they could have brought in men like Ezekial Ricco, winner of four Academy awards for the best animated cartoons in. the field of erotic animation.
But they got the best by hiring them away from all the nation's major networks.
Everything was all set. Vicky Hummer was dazzlingly casual. Haskell Baskins had his horsehair paintbrush in hand instead of behind his ear. Cooper Morton was flicking ashes from the fiftieth cigarette of the day. Wally Bendix was off somewhere executing Cooper's imaginative, brilliant idea for the Okay Oil spot.
God, the five-minute spot was so simple that even a high school dummy could have conceived it-ah, but that was where they all received feathers in their caps. Ms. Virginia Fowler had been exuberant, why she had even called them "creative little cocksuckers" for their stupendous ad campaign;
But as simple as it may have been conceived, there had been lots of work.
Haskell Baskins had never painted so many houses, had never trimmed so many lawns, had never pasted green leaves on so many dead trees before-well, Haskell did have a little bit of help. Ms. Fowler had bussed in fifty-four oil men, mostly niggers and spics, to do most of the work; and Haskell was really pleased that everything on Sophocles Street looked so American, so rustic, so middle class.
Cooper Morton was the one responsible for most of the hubbub that was going on Sophocles Street. He had come up with a brilliant idea of going straight to the grass-roots people and let them tell how America's the greatest country to live in. With the whole nation watching, TV viewers would see people like themselves praising their own virtuous lives. God, it would be a reflection of our times, a mirror of the way America lived and thought, and loved and felt. Yessirree! What a great fucking idea.
And Wally Bendix had executed the plan to the nth degree. First, he chose a section of America that was typical Pollyanna.-which meant he closed his eyes and thrust his finger at the map of the good old USA and chose the city. Waco, Texas, was where his middle finger landed.
Then it had taken two hours to have a city map of Waco, Texas, flown in. Then, using the same nondiscriminatory process, Wally had closed his eyes and stabbed out: Sophocles Street, Waco, Texas, United States of America.
Now the cameras were ready to roll. Now the people of Sophocles Street were all out on their doorsteps waving as the camera truck drove by, showing millions of TV viewers typical American trees, American pre-fab houses that quartered typical American neighbors drinking Hawaiian punch and eating Oreo cookies.
Then the action stopped. Wally waved everybody into the middle of Sophocles Street.
"Now, listen closely, folks. We want to see lots of good smiles-big happy faces. Try not to look at the camera when it comes to your turn to be interviewed. Act natural, don't scratch your bodies, try not to sweat too much, and pretend that the cameras don't exist and that Miss Hummer, the interviewer, doesn't exist. But most of all, act yourselves! Be true to thyself remember it. All right, everybody ready?"
Everybody put on happy smiling faces and waved and cheered and said in one unanimous voice: "We're ready, Mr. Bendix."
"Oh, yeah, one more thing," Wally said. "Did all of you memorize your lines?"
"Yeah!"
"Yes, we did!"
"Sure!"
"Wow!"
"Good," Wally beamed. Then he nodded to the camera crew and Miss Hummer. "That's it, let's roll 'em."
The camera moved in. Miss Hummer moved into the happy, smiling faces of the typical Americans who lived on Sophocles Street.
The camera panned the crowd, then moved in for a close up of Miss Hummer's tits before opening up and taking in her breathtaking, dazzling, but casual stance.
Miss Hummer winked at millions of American boob-tubers. "Hi, y'all. This is Vicky Hummer, and I'm here in Waco, Texas to show you how some good old-fashioned Americans feel about America."
Miss Hummer spun around and beckoned a thin-looking man out of the crowd.
"Howdy. What's your name, sir?"
"Herbert Marcuse."
"Herbert, are you married?"
Herbert gulped (he still didn't know who owned a big enough cock to fill a Trojan Extra Large rubber, but he suspected somebody in the crowd). "Yes, and happily so."
"And, Herbert," Vicky said in rich, mellow tones. "where is the missus?"
Marcie Marcuse stood by Herbie's side, putting her arm, around him and smiling at the camera.
"Ah, I take it you're the happy missus. And what's your name?"
"Marcie Marcuse, and I love America. Wouldn't leave it for the world."
Herbie tried to remember if he was supposed to say something now. Oh yeah, the script said that he was to say the following: "Yeah, me too. I love America-all of it."
After he said it, Miss Hummer thanked them, then beckoned forth Rachel Lindsay.
The camera zoomed in on Rachel's cleavage then zoomed back because they didn't want any close up of Rachel's face.
"Now, folks, we have here a beautiful, typical single girl who also lives on Sophocles Street here in bright and beautiful Waco, Texas. Hi, there. And what's your name?"
"Uh, Rachel . . . Rachel Lindsay."
"Rachel, being single, I bet you have a hard time saying no to all those beautiful beaus you have."
Rachel nodded her head. "Yes, but you know how American men are"
"I sure do," Vicky Hummer said in a twirpy, sugary voice, winking at the camera again. "Thank you Rachel for being so cooperative
. and don't do anything I wouldn't do."
Rachel laughed-like the script told her to do. "And here's another happy looking couple.
Your names please?"
As Orson Marple got ready to answer, he was cut off by that nightingale voice again: "Please, sir, you know the good old American custom ladies first. Hi, sweet gal. What's your name?"
"I'm Ethel Marple, and this is my husband Orson. We lover each other very much."
Orson gave Ethel a peck on the cheek then Ethel returned the peck.
"And what do you two loving persons do for a living?" Vicky asked, smiling bigger than life.
Orson gulped. "I'm a . . . a meteorologist for IGY." Gulp.
Ethel grimaced. "I'm a . . . a fashion coordinator." Grimace.
Vicky stepped between them to hide their expressions and looked directly into the camera. "Yessirreeee, Sophocles Street, here in bright and beautiful Waco, Texas, has all kinds and all types of Americans. Why, just look at this elderly gentleman here. I bet you're a poet, sir. . . am I right?"
Professor Ivan Wellington got very close to Vicky Hummer, almost tripping over the microphone cord. "Well, not exactly, Miss Hummer. I'm a professor of poetry at Waco State."
"Well, good for you, Professor. And three cheers for Waco State, one of America's finest educational institutions. And are you married?"
"Yes, I am."
"Is your missus around anywhere?"
Professor Ivan Wellington knew Betty Ann wasn't around because Cooper Morton had told her to get lost-he didn't want any young pussy married to an elderly gentleman. Shit, that rang of perversity, the dirty old man image. So he had rewritten the script as follows:
"No, Miss Hummer. My wife's at the hospital. She's having a baby."
"Why, congratulations! Don't forget to buy lots of cigars in case it's twins. Ha, ha, ha."
Professor Wellington couldn't say ha, ha, ha, because the birth of twins would give him two sets-which is still one set more than most American couples have.
"And here," Vicky Hummer said, spinning to her right, "we have a pretty American wife who certainly has a lot of sex appeal. And what's your name, pretty darling?"
"Connie . . Mrs. Connie Balakian."
"Well, Mrs. Balakian, your husband must be a very lucky man to be married to someone like you-you're just absolutely gorgeous. By the way, where is your husband?"
"Oh, he's busy watching the football game. Which was a lie-the truth being that Cooper Morton wouldn't permit anyone like an Armenian ruin his All-American show. Haskell had said that he could make him look more white-but Cooper had nixed that because Marvin Balakian definitely had a Mediterranean type nose, crooked and too big.
Vicky placed her hand on Connie Balakian, gave her a friendly pat. "Stay beautiful, Connie. Boy, your husband sure is a lucky guy. And speaking of being lucky, look what we have here."
What they had there was Alma Figger blushing before the cameras with her husband Emory, clad in bowling shirt, hugging her hips.
"Your lucky names, please.
Emory spoke. "The Figgers. Emory and Alma Figger. I'm Emory and that's Alma. Ha, ha, ha."
Vicky said: "Ha, ha, ha," too. Then she smiled at Alma. "My but you look so squeaky clean and neat. I bet you keep a swell house, Mrs. Figger."
Alma was going to answer, but Emory cut in: "Well, she sure tries her best, but sometimes it can get pretty darn sloppy. Ha, ha, ha."
"The both of you look like you're very happily married."
"Always been," Emory said confidentially. "Always will." Then he kissed the blushing Alma on her red cheek.
"Well, thank you very much, Mr. and Mrs. Finer." Then to the camera: "Just another typical American couple on a typical American street. Isn't America a great place to live. All these people that I've just talked to are no different than yourselves. Where would America be without people like the Marples, the Lindsays, the Marcuses? There is no bigotry here; there aren't any ruckus scandals, hatreds, dope or prostitution. We here at Okay Oil Company are proud of the people who live on Sophocles Street. And we are doubly proud that we can show all of you, out there in television land, a true reflection of your own happiness, your own loves, your own homes. This is Vicky Hummer saying good-bye from Sophocles Street and from the people who produce more oil than all of Arabia-the Okay Oil Company."
