Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. It was another day for a baseball practice. Shelly had loved getting to see the big weight boys naked, but she was happy to get back to her original victims now. The only bad thing was that going to interview a baseball player meant that she wouldn't get to see Terence and Charlie's detention. Well, you can't have everything. The situation was another new one though. Miss Devasquez was busy with the detention. Mindy was there with her, and Shelly didn't mind that since she would get to see pictures later on. Miss Hartick was busy though. That was why she sent the boys to Devasquez. So there was only one other possible chaperone. Miss Bridle had come to the locker room before, but this would be the first time she would be the only chaperone. Shelly had no idea what to expect from the school counselor. On the one hand Miss Bridle had really come through as a supporter of forced male nudity. On the other hand she was so well intentioned. She really wanted to do what was right. It was only her lust and the careful convincing of the others that let her delude herself into thinking it was right to strip the boys down. Shelly walked into Miss Bridle's office, wondering what kind of penis performance she would take part in. Miss Bridle welcomed her as warmly as always. "Hello, Shelly. Are you ready to go to the locker room?" "I'm always ready for that." Shelly smiled her lusty smile. She loved it that Miss Bridle accepted that as "healthy." Miss Bridle looked slightly uneasy for a moment though. "Shelly, I would like to ask you to consider something." "What's that?" Shelly was nervous, but she didn't let it show. "Well, we're absolutely going to the boys' lockers, and we will absolutely watch them undress. I was wondering if you could possibly get by one time without taking an actual interview." Believe it or not, dear reader, Shelly didn't like that idea at all. She loved the nudity, but she also loved the fantasy come to life. Just making the boys undress for entertainment sake wouldn't be as much fun. Granted, she had enjoyed the bow tie only waiters at the celebration party, but that was special occasion. She couldn't stand the thought of just waltzing into the boys' locker room without an agenda. "Well, Miss Bridle, the interviews are the reason we go there. I mean, I love all the penis as much as you do, but we can't just go and watch." Miss Bridle giggled, both at Shelly's blatant femininity and also at the misunderstanding. "No, you see, I have something else in mind. I won't force it. If you need an interview, then that's what we'll do. However, now that the school board supports our project, I'd like the chance to study the situation. From a psychological point of view." "What did you have in mind? Are you going to psychoanalyze some naked boys?" "Nothing like that. I just want to observe their reactions to different variables." "Variables?" "I'd like to bring along two girls of my choice and have some boys strip for each girl in turn. That's you, and then each other girl. I want to time the erections and watch their facial responses. I'll be taking notes of course." "I don't suppose you want to bring along a video camera?" "Shelly!" Miss Bridle blushed a bit. "I've got to admit I like the idea, but you know we can't do that." "I was just joking. I suppose I could let one interview opportunity go. I don't suppose you'd let me pick which boys take part in this little experiment." "I suppose that's only fair. I will group the boys into threes, but you can choose the nine you want." "It's a deal. Who did you have in mind to bring along?" "I have them here." Miss Bridle opened the side door to her office. The first girl was Bridget. She was small and quiet. She was almost unnoticeable. Shelly understood the experiment now. Bridget was probably the most harmless girl in the school. Would the boys be as embarrassed to strip in front of her? Then came a girl who was the opposite of Bridget. "Skunk," Shelly said. She wasn't calling her a name. That was what this girl called herself. Some of the teachers even called her Skunk. She was dressed in black with that wild hair and the tough girl swagger. She had her hair dyed dark black with a white stripe down the middle to fit her nick name. Everyone knew who she was. She wasn't just a death metal type though. Skunk was a real criminal type (author's aside here: I'm too old to know if kids still listen to death metal. If not, then insert whatever other awful counterculture crap they listen to now). She'd been arrested a few times. People just stayed out of her way. Shelly was surprised that Miss Bridle would bring this girl. It would make sense for Miss Hartick because not even someone like Skunk wanted trouble with Medusa Hartick. But Miss Bridle? Shelly couldn't help it. She had to ask, "Uh, is this really a good idea?" Miss Bridle said, "Eunice has already promised to be on her best behavior." Eunice AKA Skunk took it in stride. She didn't mind having that kind of reputation. "No sweat, Shelly, I want this as much as any girl does. I'm not going to ffuck it up for myself." "Watch your language, Eunice," Miss Bridle said. "Miss Bridle, if your name was Eunice, you'd rather be called Skunk too. But if it'll get me in to watch the baseball studs in their underwear, then I'll say sorry. I'll avoid the "F" word." What Shelly took from that was the word underwear. Skunk thought they were just going to see boys in their underwear. "She doesn't know." Miss Bridle smirked knowingly. "Let's go, girls." Miss Bridle led them along happily. She made sure to go to the locker room before the boys were done with practice. She led the girls along to Coach Grady's office down there. "Now, Bridget, Eunice, I need you to stay in here until I come get you." Bridget's eyes got huge. She was going to be in a small room alone with Skunk. She couldn't voice a complaint though. She did manage to ask, "Can I, can I, can I go first though?" "Well I need Shelly as a control subject. You can have the next turn though." Skunk couldn't help giving Bridget a look like she was going to eat her. Miss Bridle didn't notice though. She and Shelly waited patiently for the boys to come down. The team had been talking and laughing, but they were quiet with anticipation when they saw two females waiting for a show. Miss Bridle said, "Boys, as always I want to thank you for your time and understanding. Today we're going to do something a bit different. There won't be an interview today. Today I'll just be observing the process of your exposure for a few different girls. We're going to pick nine of you to participate. I would like those nine boys to strip down to your jocks and then wait. You'll take turns getting naked for some girls." "Miss Bridle, come on!" "This is ridiculous!" "How many girls?" "Three, not including myself. Shelly, could you pick our subjects?" The boys groaned. There were mutters and grumbles and a few stares of anger. Shelly felt a shiver of empowerment. "All right, Brian, Chad, Peter, Greg and Reggie." Miss Bridle should have realized. Shelly had already told her about the windy dream. So had the boys. Those five boys, in that order, had been her dream strippings. Only Terence was missing, but he wasn't on the baseball team. The boys felt horrible. They still felt the sheer embarrassment of their dream nudity. Now they were going to have to have it happen for real. Miss Bridle said, "We need four more." "Okay," Shelly smiled as she looked over her menu of sexiness. "Steve, Ted, Arthur and hot as hell Mark." Miss Bridle said, "Okay, boys, you nine can strip down to your underwear, but please leave that on until I tell you to take it off. I'll want Chad, Reggie and Ted to come over here as soon as you're ready." Miss Bridle and Shelly moved over to that side spot that Miss Devasquez was fond of for removing boys from the rest of the scene. It took more time than it should have, but the three boys were there, lined up against the wall, already looking miserable. Shelly had to rub it in a bit. "Why so sad, boys? There's nothing to be ashamed of. It's perfectly natural for me to want to see you naked." Miss Bridle shook her head with a smile. She didn't want to discourage Shelly at all, but she thought the girl took a bit too much pleasure at the boys' expense. What could you expect from a high school girl though? Miss Bridle got a stopwatch ready along with a notepad. Once she wrote the boys' names down, she told them, "If you don't say a word, then I won't let Shelly touch you. Now I need you all to go bare at the same time, so you don't have to take those off. Just pull the underwear down so that we can see your penises. Ready? Make it fast please. I'm timing your erections." The boys were horrified at that. Three jockstraps were dropped, and three nice cocks were bared for the lusty girl reporter. Chad had to ask, "Why - why are you timing us?" "It's an experiment, Chad. Don't worry about it. Just concentrate on the fact that you're naked with Shelly looking at you." All three boys flushed wonderfully. How could they help following that last bit of instruction? Just concentrate on the fact that you're naked with Shelly looking at you. With it stated openly and blankly like it wasn't important, all the boys could do was focus on the sheer embarrassment of greedy girl eyes staring at their dicks. They managed to stay quiet in order to preserve some dignity. Shelly couldn't help prodding them a bit. "Nothing to say, boys? You're just going to stay quiet while I watch? They're like statues, Miss Bridle. But I've never seen an old statue with a hard on. Which one will be first?" Chad was the first. He crunched his eyes shut when he started to feel the surge of humiliation that he knew would become a riser. He mumbled, "No, no, no, no no. Come on, stay down." His dick didn't listen to him though. Even with his eyes shut tight he just felt the ogling of his body. He wasn't fast or slow as he came to. He just lifted with an even pace while Shelly said, "Chad's the first. Does that mean he wins or loses?" Before he was all the way there, Reggie was following. Shelly had a hard time controlling herself. Once Miss Bridle was writing the time of Chad's full arousal, Shelly was giggling nonstop. She just knew the boys were mortified at having their speed checked, and she loved it. In a few moments she said, "Well it looks like Chad and Reggie are getting great reception before Ted's radio is even turned on." Ted felt a swirl of sick embarrassment at that. So he tried to escape. "Since I'm the last one, can we go now?" Miss Bridle said, "That's not the point, Ted. We have to wait until you get a full erection. Unless you don't get one at all. Oh, wait, there it goes." Ted blushed brilliantly at that, as his cock rose up as well. Miss Bridle checked the time and wrote it down. "There we have it. Well done, boys." "So we can go now?" Ted said, feeling weak in the knees at this new humiliation. "Well no. Reggie can go. He was quiet, like I asked. You and Chad will have to let Shelly and I have a feel." "Both of you?" Chad whined. Miss Bridle stepped to him, "I really hate to use that as a reverse incentive. I think you boys should really try to become comfortable being touched by the girls. Anyway, I hope this helps." Chad gave a look of shock as Miss Bridle womanhandled his stiffy with careless abandon. Until now only Shelly's friend Jean had felt up his penis. Now it was the school counselor, and she acted like it was his own fault that he didn't want it. Reggie walked away slowly, like he didn't want to attract any attention. He couldn't help giving the other boys a snide grin. He had escaped, while they had to endure some unwanted hand service. Miss Bridle said, "That really is a nice penis, Chad." When he tightened his mouth into a defiant frown, Miss Bridle told him, "You should thank someone when they compliment you." It was all Shelly could do to keep from bursting out laughing. Around a few giggles she said, "They just still aren't used to it, Miss Bridle. Can I have a turn with Chad now?" "Certainly," Miss Bridle said with a sigh. What did she have to do to get these boys to understand? While Shelly put her hand to Chad's rod, Miss Bridle moved over to Ted. Like Chad, Ted had only been groped by students, not by the school staff. So he cringed a bit when Miss Bridle took him in hand. She tried to ease him along. "It's okay, Ted. This is all perfectly natural." What could he say? After a few moments he put his hands on hers like he was going to push her off of his dick. She misunderstood. "There, see? It feels good, doesn't it?" Ted sighed in frustration. Once Miss Bridle had let him go, it was Shelly's turn. His dick was a toy that the women could share as they saw fit. If only he had kept his mouth shut, he could have avoided this. As it was he had to let Shelly give him that evil grin while her hand wandered his goods from bottom to top to bottom to top to bottom to top to bottom to top. "Can I go shower now? Aren't the other boys waiting?" "Shut up, Ted," Steve said from around the corner. Miss Bridle said, "I suppose you're right. Shelly, you'll have to come with me to the Coach's office to wait while the next girl gets to watch. Steve? You and Brian and Mark can come around now." Shelly said to Miss Bridle, "I'm surprised that you used our touching to keep them in line. Aren't they supposed to feel confident about that?" "Yes, and I wish I had a better way, but I think this study is very important." "So use something else." Just loud enough for the boys to over hear, Shelly said, "Tell them that if they can't stay quiet while you time them that they'll have to do fifteen jumping jacks." "Shelly!" Miss Bridle looked back at the next trio of beautiful bodies. "How did you ever think of that?" "It's better than threatening them with something they're supposed to be comfortable with isn't it?" "Yes it is. I can't say I like the idea," Miss Bridle lied, "but it might work. Steve, Brian, Mark, you heard that?" "Yes, Miss Bridle," they all said together. They could just imagine bouncing their stiff dicks for an audience. "Have fun, boys," Shelly said as she walked away happily. She had to let Bridget out of Coach Grady's office fairly quick when the door opened. Shelly always had a feeling of empowerment after fondling some unwilling stiffy. Even so, she felt a bit intimidated at being closed away in a fairly small room with Skunk. Rumor had it that Skunk had once stabbed an ex boyfriend because he bought a Ford instead of a Chevy. And that was five months after she broke up with him. "H-Hi, Skunk." "Hi." For a moment the bad ass looked bored. Then she figured she had to say, "Thanks, Shelly." "Uh, you're welcome." "I know it wasn't your idea to bring me, but I figure this is still your party. I don't know how you pulled it off, but this is the best scam ever." "It's better than you think." "What does that mean?" We could give you more Shelly/Skunk dialogue, but I'm sure you're dying to get to Bridget's first time with the athletes. Miss Bridle brought her to the line up. "Boys, say hi to Bridget." "Hi, Bridget," they mumbled. If Miss Bridle hadn't told them, they wouldn't have even known her name. Bridget's pulse was pounding at the sight of these three boys in only their jocks. Her eyes were filled with hope and inspiration. Miss Bridle told her, "Bridget, I want you to really look at these boys. Enjoy it. That's what you're here for." "O-Okay, Miss Bridle." Bridget really wanted to ask why, but she couldn't think of the words. She was just too overwhelmed by this impossible good fortune. Miss Bridle got ready to time them, then she said, "Okay boys, get your cocks out." The boys blushed instantly. Bridget couldn't believe her ears. She stared at Miss Bridle as though she couldn't have heard. Miss Bridle noticed that, so she had to tell the mild mannered girl, "Keep your eyes on the boys." Bridget turned back to them and she was amazed that they had really slipped their underwear down. They stood there, hot body glorious, jock straps around their thighs, and their dicks out for her to see. "ooOOOooOOOooOOH! Oh. OH! OH!!!" She couldn't believe she was seeing this. She clapped her hands over her eyes for a moment. Then her embarrassment at that surprise was replaced by the sheer pleasure of a penis trio. She stared again, big eyed, with a wide smile. She giggled and squirmed as she looked back and forth from Steve to Brian to Mark. When she finally managed to tear her eyes away from the goodies, she noticed the boys' embarrassment. They blushed. They fidgeted. They couldn't make eye contact. They didn't want to be naked! Miss Bridle made them do it! Bridget felt like she might rise off the floor she was so thrilled. These three popular, handsome baseball players would never even notice her, and now they had no choice but to bare their penises for her! She giggled, "Hee hee hee! Which is my favorite? I can't choose." She pointed to Mark first, "Eenie, meenie miney mick, catch a jock boy by the dick! If he shivers, rub his wick!" Brian muttered something that couldn't be made out, but the tone was obvious. Bridget started up where she left off, "Miss Bridle told me to pick the very best one and you are it!" She was pointing to Mark. Right at that moment he started lifting up fast. Miss Bridle was blandly writing on her note pad, but Bridget covered her mouth in shock. "Oh my gosh! Miss Bridle! Look at his penis! Look what he's doing!" "I know, Bridget. They always do that. That's what we're here to time." Bridget burst out laughing. She was always so quiet, but right then she didn't mind the attention from the naked boys. When all three of them glared at her, she just smiled back. They had to look away while they blushed anew. Bridget was all aflutter. "Steve's getting hard now! And Brian too! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" Before long the boys were a set of humiliated hard ons for Bridget's non stop giggles. Miss Bridle finished writing down their times. "All right boys. That will do for you. Before you go though, I want Brian to apologize." "What?" Brian said. Miss Bridle sounded fairly angry. "I heard you, Brian, and it didn't sound very pleasant." "But, but, but, she was making fun of us! What do you expect?" "She was just having a little fun. A little harmless fun. Now apologize." Brian threw his hands up, covered his dick, then forced his hands away so that they could stare again. "Okay. Sorry, Bridget." Miss Bridle wasn't done yet. "Now, fifteen jumping jacks." "WHAT?" Brian and Bridget said together. "Go ahead," Miss Bridle said. It was too much for Brian. He was too stunned to be completely embarrassed, but he did cover his stiffy. "No! I'm not doing that!" "Exuse me?" Miss Bridle said. Mark and Steve were still there, and they weren't happy either. Mark hissed at him, "Are you nuts? Hartick will kick you off the team." Steve said, "And we've got the Bluff Lake game coming up. We need you on the team. Man up, and get it over with." Brian struggled with it, but he realized that he really had no choice at all. "All right. All right." Miss Bridle said, "Bridget, count for him." She giggled again as she stared at his dick. It took a second since he had to get his underwear all the way off for this. Bridget realized that she would rather have seen Steve do this since his dick was the biggest of the group. Brian would to though. Oh yes, he would most certainly do. While Bridget forced down her chuckles and counted, she stared in wonder as Brian's bare trophy bounced and bounced for her. When he was done, she commented, "Hee hee hee, it's like a conductor's wand!" Mark and Steve had quietly slipped away while Brian was bouncing for the ladies. They knew what was coming, and they didn't want it. Miss Bridle rested her hand on his shoulder. "See, Brian? That wasn't so bad, was it?" "Uh, Miss Bridle, can I go shower now?" "In a minute." "Oh man." He shut his eyes and did his best to keep quiet while he felt Miss Bridle's hand slide down his body slowly. Bridget was watching in awe. Surely Miss Bridle wasn't really going to... She was! Bridget was amazed to see the school counselor gently fondle that nice baseball player penis. "Can I do that?" "Yes, Bridget, have a touch." Bridget could hardly contain herself. She was so excited she felt like she could burst. These stud athletes wouldn't ever have done any of this willingly for her. But here she was, able to watch them expose themselves, stiffen in embarrassment, and now she would even get to grab some dick! Her hand trembled with the anticipation. "oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, OH!" She couldn't believe that she did it. Her hand was really there, wrapped around a penis that should have been unreachable. She let go only to grab him again. She explored that dreamy territory carefully. Brian had to suppress a shudder. Most girls just toyed with him carelessly. This one had the gentlest touch of them all. "Okay, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but can we get this over with?" Bridget let him go sheepishly. "Sorry." "Don't say sorry," Miss Bridle said. "You've done nothing wrong. Has she Brian?" He couldn't say what he wanted to say. "No. Nothing wrong at all. Can I go now?" He covered his dick up again. Miss Bridle rolled her eyes at Brian's annoying bashfulness. "Very well, Brian." She reminded herself that she couldn't cure the boys of their harmful inhibitions overnight. At least Bridget had enjoyed it. The girl was just glowing. When the door to the Coach's office opened, Bridget was giggling again. "That was great!" Miss Bridle smiled at her enthusiasm. "Skunk? Are you ready for your turn now?" "Oh yeah." Miss Bridle led her along to the three boys waiting in line. This time it was Arthur, Peter and Greg. The boys all had wide, panicked eyes when they saw that infamous black and white hairdo. Peter said, "Uh, Miss Bridle, are you sure this is a good idea?" "Relax, Peter. I know Skunk has a bit of a reputation, but down here she's just another girl who wants a show." Arthur said, "Yeah, but, um," he wanted to think of some reasonable complaint, but he couldn't think of one that wouldn't get him in trouble. "Never mind." Skunk was moving her eyes up and down each of the hot, nearly naked bodies. She licked her chops. None of the boys had realized it before, but Skunk really wasn't a bad looking girl at all. Maybe she wasn't an ordinary kind of pretty, but she wasn't bad looking at all. At all. And she had a body. She had a body that those rocked out clothes really showed off, now that the boys couldn't help noticing. In spite of themselves, all three boys felt a stirring. Their dicks weren't moving yet, but they could all feel a bit of involuntary lust. It was terrible because they all knew that it wouldn't take long at all for their nudity to coax erections from them. Skunk just devoured the boys with her eyes. "Mm mm mm! Can they turn around so I can see some ass?" Miss Bridle knew that Skunk would have no trouble getting into the spirit of things. However, "That's not what we're here for." "Right," Skunk said, without being able to look away from the hotties. "Whatever." Miss Bridle said, "This is what we're here for. Boys? Give her a look." All three boys hesitated a moment, but it was such a perfectly synchronized moment of panic that it didn't throw off Miss Bridle's timing. With shaky hands, the boys lowered their jocks to bare themselves. Skunk was shocked. She was truly shocked. Her eyes went wide and her mouth hung open. She didn't lose her cool very often, but she hadn't expected this. She had to turn to Miss Bridle, "Their dicks!" "What about them?" "They're naked!" "Skunk, what are you looking at me for? Three handsome boys are standing there with their penises out. That's not something you get to see every day." "But, but, but..." "Enjoy the show. You're supposed to look at the boys. In fact, you're supposed to stare at them." Skunk couldn't believe her ears. She turned back to the boys, but the first thing she saw was not their treasures. She looked at their blushing faces, all turned away a bit. A moment ago she was thrilled, but now she wasn't sure what to think. When she looked down again, there was that impossible sight. Three bare penises. "Oh man. They've got great equipment." "Don't they?" Now Skunk couldn't look away from the boys. "Should we really be doing this?" Miss Bridle couldn't help a little laugh. "It's good for them. They need to learn to accept their bodies and get past their inhibitions." Skunk couldn't say anything else. The boys, when they could manage stealing a glance at her, noticed that even though she was staring non stop, Skunk almost looked like she was uncertain she should be looking. Then it started. Skunk pointed it out, literally. "Miss Bridle! Peter's, uh," Miss Bridle was busy making a note of the start of Peter's erection. "Yes, that always happens. That's what I'm timing." "You're timing them?" She couldn't help it. Skunk burst out laughing. "Oh that's sick! And look Greg's doing it now." In another moment Arthur was started too. Miss Bridle said, "They're rising very slowly this time. Hm." As the counselor and the punk girl stared, the boys kept lifting. They did it achingly slowly. So slowly that the boys almost wished their penises would hurry up. The agony of waiting for the climb to finish was mortifying. It was dead silent as the boys reached the peak of their performance. They were three gloriously hard monuments of teen embarrassment. Miss Bridle said, "They all started faster than the boys did for Shelly or Bridget, but it took them longer to get all the way hard. Interesting." Skunk was so wonderstruck that she couldn't do much more than repeat what she was hearing. "Yeah, interesting. Oh damn, they're hot." "Are we done?" Greg said. He knew he was risking some jumping jacks, but he just couldn't bear standing there silent while the girls kept checking him out. Miss Bridle might have been annoyed, but she knew that he was right. "I suppose so. Skunk, if you'd like, you can pick your favorite and take a feel." "Take a feel," Skunk repeated. "Wait, what? Take a feel? You mean feel his?" "Exactly." "How the hell do I pick? Oh man." She looked back over that selection of natural wonders. "I, I can't." "Well, you don't have to." Miss Bridle was surprised at the answer. "I have a boyfriend. I mean, looking is one thing." "Oh! Oh, I see. Okay then. Boys, you can go shower now." Arthur, Peter and Greg were enormously grateful for Skunk's loyalty to whatever maniac was dating her. They weren't even bothered by their penises wagging in front of them as they made their escape. Skunk put her hand to her heart and swooned like any ordinary girl would. "Oh god, that was good!" Miss Bridle was pleased to see that the barenaked boys had a strong effect even on this girl. "Well, it does look like we're done here for today." The boys were all carefully hidden away between the rows of lockers when the quartet of satisfied females strolled out. Miss Bridle was preoccupied with her notes already. She was looking them over as she said, "Thank you, girls. I hope you had fun." While Miss Bridle walked away, Bridget gushed, "The most fun ever! I even got to feel Brian's dick!" "You did that?" Skunk asked. "Mm-hm! Miss Bridle also made him do jumping jacks so that I got to see his thingy bouncing up and down. Thanks, Shelly! I hope you invite me again sometime! You're the best!" Ordinarily Bridget just shuffled along. Today was different. Skunk watched with amazement. "She's skipping. She's actually skipping, she's so happy." Shelly wasn't surprised at all. If anything, she was surprised that she hadn't seen any other girls skipping away from the locker room. Shelly asked, "Who did you get to handle?" "Me? You got to?" "I always do." "What the hell? Is Miss Bridle crazy or something?" "She says that it's good for the boys to accept their sexuality. And for them to understand our desires. Besides that, it's a big step for girls rights for a girl reporter to be allowed into the boys' lockers." Skunk told her, "Miss Bridle really believes all that doesn't she? I bet Miss Hartick does too. You don't though. You're one sick puppy, Shelly. You may look sweet, but you're a bigger freak than I am. How did you get this scam to work?" Shelly felt more than little bit of pride. "You can tell me, Skunk, which boy did you get to fondle?" "I didn't. I have a boyfriend. Melvin." "I thought you broke up with him." "No way." Shelly was confused. "But Skunk, you smashed his windshield with a baseball bat right in the school parking lot." "Well that doesn't mean I broke up with him." "Does he know that? Because he was making out with Joely the next day." "He what? He did what? No he didn't." "Everyone knows about it." "I DIDN'T! That creep! That lousy cheating bastard! And I gave up the chance to grope a baseball player for him!"