A 50-word mini-story.




                  UNDERCOVER MOTIVATIONS 

                            by

                       Joe Whatever



"This undercover assignment is screwed," the gruff lieutenant 
said.  "The principal sent me another permission slip.  Now 
he wants to spank you bare."

"Totally bare?" the policewoman gasped.  "Bare NAKED?"

"Yup!"

"Sign it!" she said, her voice trembling with excitement.  
"I've been naughty....  I mean -- I'm sure I'll find the evidence...eventually."



Edited by C. Lakewood