A 50-word mini-story. UNDERCOVER MOTIVATIONS by Joe Whatever "This undercover assignment is screwed," the gruff lieutenant said. "The principal sent me another permission slip. Now he wants to spank you bare." "Totally bare?" the policewoman gasped. "Bare NAKED?" "Yup!" "Sign it!" she said, her voice trembling with excitement. "I've been naughty.... I mean -- I'm sure I'll find the evidence...eventually." Edited by C. Lakewood