A 50-word mini-story. FIVE MISTAKES by Joe Whatever As the blistering spanks rained down, Sara realized her mistakes: 1) Being 25 and petite 2) Shaving 3) Losing her locker key 4) Calling the lifeguard a "lezzie bitch" when she ripped off Sara's towel to "determine her age" 5) Buying her "friend" Terri that horrible camera-phone. Edited by C. Lakewood