This first appeared, unedited, in the "Story/Plot Ideas" section of Katie Smith's "Tracey Stories Archive," 13 November 2010. STAR WARS TRACY by Joe Doe Tracy, who was teaching a college class in Myths, Legends, and Fables, reluctantly agreed to attend a Star Wars convention with several of her students. She regarded Star Wars as far inferior to the "classic" myths, but when Mr. Chambers pointedly reminded her that her tenure depended in part on student evaluations, she reluctantly agreed to tag along. She was surprised when she got to the convention and found that all the students were dressed in character. Tracy felt a bit out of place, but nervously admitted, "Well, I guess it's better than looking like a total dork." Her students were not amused, and Lucy tried to goad Tracy into putting on a costume so she'd "fit in with the group." Tracy refused. Tracy's resolve weakened, though, when she reluctantly agreed to ride a vibrating bike for a photo opportunity. The bike provided a very pleasant sensation between her legs...until the internals exploded, and she was covered with oil. Lucy told Tracy not to worry, since there was a locker room where fans could change and shower, and she would get Tracy a Princess Leia costume while she showered. Since Lucy was wearing Princess Leia's not unattractive white senatorial robes, Tracy agreed, "as long as I don't have to put the cinnamon buns on the sides of my head." Tracy managed to wash all the oil off, but, when she stepped out of the shower, she was shocked to discover that Lucy had left her a Princess Leia slave girl costume.* With nothing else to wear, she reluctantly donned the outfit, which (to her regret) included no underwear. Outside, her students jumped her and quickly cuffed her arms behind her back. John, dressed as Boba Fett, paraded her around roughly from booth to booth. Geeks offered to pay to get pictures taken with her, and her students raked in a lot of money...but the pervs always managed to put a hand on her butt as they posed with her. Tracy was entered in a "Slave Girl Leia" beauty competition, which included a dancing contest that made it quite clear she was not wearing any underwear. She won first place and became the YouTube sensation of the geeky Star Wars fan world. ____________________________________ *See www.explicitnerdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/6a00d414198da4685e00fad69cba650005-500pi.jpg Edited by C. Lakewood