This first appeared, unedited, in the "Story/Plot Ideas" section of 
Katie Smith's "Tracey Stories Archive," 13 November 2010.





                      STAR WARS TRACY

                            by

                         Joe Doe




Tracy, who was teaching a college class in Myths, Legends, and 
Fables, reluctantly agreed to attend a Star Wars convention with 
several of her students.  She regarded Star Wars as far inferior 
to the "classic" myths, but when Mr. Chambers pointedly reminded 
her that her tenure depended in part on student evaluations, she 
reluctantly agreed to tag along.

She was surprised when she got to the convention and found that all 
the students were dressed in character.  Tracy felt a bit out of 
place, but nervously admitted, "Well, I guess it's better than 
looking like a total dork."  Her students were not amused, and Lucy 
tried to goad Tracy into putting on a costume so she'd "fit in with 
the group."  Tracy refused.

Tracy's resolve weakened, though, when she reluctantly agreed to 
ride a vibrating bike for a photo opportunity.  The bike provided 
a very pleasant sensation between her legs...until the internals 
exploded, and she was covered with oil.

Lucy told Tracy not to worry, since there was a locker room where 
fans could change and shower, and she would get Tracy a Princess 
Leia costume while she showered.  Since Lucy was wearing Princess 
Leia's not unattractive white senatorial robes, Tracy agreed, "as 
long as I don't have to put the cinnamon buns on the sides of my 
head."

Tracy managed to wash all the oil off, but, when she stepped out 
of the shower, she was shocked to discover that Lucy had left her 
a Princess Leia slave girl costume.*  With nothing else to wear, 
she reluctantly donned the outfit, which (to her regret) included 
no underwear.

Outside, her students jumped her and quickly cuffed her arms behind 
her back.  John, dressed as Boba Fett, paraded her around roughly 
from booth to booth.  Geeks offered to pay to get pictures taken 
with her, and her students raked in a lot of money...but the pervs 
always managed to put a hand on her butt as they posed with her.

Tracy was entered in a "Slave Girl Leia" beauty competition, which 
included a dancing contest that made it quite clear she was not 
wearing any underwear.  She won first place and became the YouTube 
sensation of the geeky Star Wars fan world.

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*See www.explicitnerdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/6a00d414198da4685e00fad69cba650005-500pi.jpg



Edited by C. Lakewood